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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And you get trampled on.

Lesson learnt

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

African or Indian?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"African or Indian? "
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Sri Lankan I believe

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

This is very true.

My cousin is head elephant keeper at Colchester zoo.

She nearly always has a broken rib or toe to talk about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or rhinos or hippos for that matter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is very true.

My cousin is head elephant keeper at Colchester zoo.

She nearly always has a broken rib or toe to talk about! "
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The Sri Lankans have this wacky culture of dressing up elephants in lights and costumes while parading it through a town.

Every so often one goes nuts and tramples all over them.

When will they learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id shit em

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"The Sri Lankans have this wacky culture of dressing up elephants in lights and costumes while parading it through a town.

Every so often one goes nuts and tramples all over them.

When will they learn

"

The Spaniards like their Bullfighting, the Yanks like their Rodeo....

Dice with the Devil and all that

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

What about that rhino poacher in Africa that first was trampled by a bull elephant then eaten by lions

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"What about that rhino poacher in Africa that first was trampled by a bull elephant then eaten by lions "

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I love the fact that some elephants get deliberately d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id shit em "

You shit elephants? How big is your arsehole!?!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Elephants are big and heavy

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Id shit em

You shit elephants? How big is your arsehole!?! "

Huge

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Elephants are big and heavy "
who told you that

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"Id shit em

You shit elephants? How big is your arsehole!?! "

Is that why you need the poo knife?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"And you get trampled on.

Lesson learnt "

Elephant's are beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id shit em

You shit elephants? How big is your arsehole!?! "

Bucket arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephants cant jump...not even on a trampoline

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Elephants cant jump...not even on a trampoline "

Weak bladder?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I love the fact that some elephants get deliberately d*unk "

Not just elephants, a lot of animals will given the chance. Gulls get d*unk off of flying ants for christ's sake

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I love the fact that some elephants get deliberately d*unk

Not just elephants, a lot of animals will given the chance. Gulls get d*unk off of flying ants for christ's sake "

Do they send the ants into the offie for them? I never knew that

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I love the fact that some elephants get deliberately d*unk

Not just elephants, a lot of animals will given the chance. Gulls get d*unk off of flying ants for christ's sake

Do they send the ants into the offie for them? I never knew that

"

No but they contain formic acid which has a similar effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the fact that some elephants get deliberately d*unk

Not just elephants, a lot of animals will given the chance. Gulls get d*unk off of flying ants for christ's sake "

I saw a thing on facebook recently about puffer fish that give off a toxin as a deterrent to predators, but this toxin gets dolphins high so they pick the fish up and take in the toxin and 5hen pass the fish to their mate

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I love the fact that some elephants get deliberately d*unk

Not just elephants, a lot of animals will given the chance. Gulls get d*unk off of flying ants for christ's sake

Do they send the ants into the offie for them? I never knew that

"

Hey mate, get me a bottle of something to go with this fish, I dropped my ID somewhere over the Atlantic

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I love the fact that some elephants get deliberately d*unk

Not just elephants, a lot of animals will given the chance. Gulls get d*unk off of flying ants for christ's sake

I saw a thing on facebook recently about puffer fish that give off a toxin as a deterrent to predators, but this toxin gets dolphins high so they pick the fish up and take in the toxin and 5hen pass the fish to their mate "

Indeed, tetrodotixin, a very powerful neuro toxin. It's what voodoo priests use for their "zombies".

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I love the fact that some elephants get deliberately d*unk

Not just elephants, a lot of animals will given the chance. Gulls get d*unk off of flying ants for christ's sake

Do they send the ants into the offie for them? I never knew that

Hey mate, get me a bottle of something to go with this fish, I dropped my ID somewhere over the Atlantic "

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I love the fact that some elephants get deliberately d*unk

Not just elephants, a lot of animals will given the chance. Gulls get d*unk off of flying ants for christ's sake

I saw a thing on facebook recently about puffer fish that give off a toxin as a deterrent to predators, but this toxin gets dolphins high so they pick the fish up and take in the toxin and 5hen pass the fish to their mate

Indeed, tetrodotixin, a very powerful neuro toxin. It's what voodoo priests use for their "zombies"."

Zombie dolphins, whatever next !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Elephants cant jump...not even on a trampoline

Weak bladder?

"

ivory worried about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Sri Lankans have this wacky culture of dressing up elephants in lights and costumes while parading it through a town.

Every so often one goes nuts and tramples all over them.

When will they learn

"

In our town centre, there's a series of tiled mosaics on a wall, which commemorate the time in 1934, when elephants were parading thru town and decided to go nuts.

They headed for a nearby pet shop, where 1 broke in and scoffed all the food - the other got stuck in the doorway

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Such caring beautiful creatures

Reminds me of the heart warming story about the injured elephant and the lifelong bond formed between human and elephant

While on holiday in Kenya and walking through the bush a man comes across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.

The elephant seems distressed so the man approaches very carefully, gets down on one knee and inspects the bottom of the elephant's foot only to find a large thorn deeply embedded.

As carefully and as gently as he can he removes the thorn and the elephant gingerly puts its foot down. The elephant turns to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stares at him. For a good ten minutes the man stands frozen - thinking of nothing else but being trampled.

Eventually the elephant turns and walks away.

For years after, the man often remembers and ponders the events of that day. Years later the man is walking through the zoo with his son. As they approach the elephant enclosure, one of the elephants turns and walks over to where they are standing at the rail. It stares at him and the man can't help wondering if this could possibly be the same elephant.

The man climbs tentatively over the railing and makes his way into the enclosure. He walks right up to the elephant and stares back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant wraps its trunk around one of the man's legs and swings him wildly back and forth along the railing, instantly killing him.

...Probably not the same elephant then.

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"What about that rhino poacher in Africa that first was trampled by a bull elephant then eaten by lions "

I'd say that's Karma

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


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...Probably not the same elephant then.

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Phew, a better ending than I was expecting!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Lions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best way to stop a female elephant from charging..is to take away her credit cards

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"And you get trampled on.

Lesson learnt "

The second biggest drawback of elephants.

The biggest drawback is the foreskin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know if you pass an elephant ?

you can't get the toilet seat down

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