FabSwingers.com forum: Tips for the gents

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thought id introduce myself to the forums....so a big hello to anyone that reads this..

So, here is one for the gents...ladies/gents...if you could give men one tip what would it be?

My tip is fellas...please use ball powder....pretty sure no one wants to slide their hand into your pants to find a sweaty pair... you'll also feel even more confident after youve been doing your best john Travolta dancing all night... to getting your swang out for that hottie youre talking to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tip is don’t send your cock with your first message and don’t have pics on your single profile of you hanging out of someone else.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

My tip is be respectful at all times. Just because you want something it doesn't mean somebody else does or should. Nobody owes you shit.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Don’t say your straight if your bi

Don’t use toilet bowls as backgrounds

Don’t be disrespectful

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Be patient. Good things come to those who wait

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My TOTD...

Same as every day really.

Read the bloody profile.

If you don't meet someone's preferences, don't message them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You made a good start by asking the right sex for tips how to bury your penis into internet bucket fanny females

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By *oy man 2Man
over a year ago

What’s ball powder

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By *atandjayCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

Yes don’t take a selfie with a toilet in the background

Always be polite

If you get an invite- TURN UP

( make sure you are shower fresh, smelly cock gets no action with us)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Totally ignore others advice including mine and just be yourself.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Treat people as they want to be treated and put empathy before horniness.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

If a lady says no, don't send messages trying to change her mind, politely say thank you

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Don't be a douche.

In a small community, 6° of separation & all that, it doesn't take long for word to spread.

You'll suddenly find yourself blocked by loads of folks, you've never even contacted, because you spent a week messaging someone, arranged a social, then either Ghosted her, or worse, stood her up completely

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By *hubarbandcustard1000Couple
over a year ago

Dudley

"Thought id introduce myself to the forums....so a big hello to anyone that reads this..

So, here is one for the gents...ladies/gents...if you could give men one tip what would it be?

Dont end messages with kisses to a couple as you're probably talking to the male half and its just weird and annoying. Or comment on great boobs as that just makes him self conscious of his moobage

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I'm not second best, after you've had too much to drink and 'any hole is a goal'

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Don't be a douche.

In a small community, 6° of separation & all that, it doesn't take long for word to spread.

Ooh definitely. Word spreads.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Thought id introduce myself to the forums....so a big hello to anyone that reads this..

So, here is one for the gents...ladies/gents...if you could give men one tip what would it be?

What is 'ball powder'?

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

no unsolicited dick pics!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Be laidback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't have to be the best, you just have to be better than the rest

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is ball powder talcum powder ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallow don’t spit

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Be positive. No whining on updates upon how shit your fab expeience has been.

Nobody likes a moaning mertle!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

My tip is don’t do what everyone else does do what YOU do

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By *apeyeMan
over a year ago

worcester

My tip is

Don’t piss in the wind

Don’t eat yellow snow

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"What’s ball powder

Something you put in Flinklocks, but could be interesting if the lady smokes

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Join up as the right get gender

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Be proactive. Nothing here happens sitting on your ass hoping opportunity falls into your lap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont do tips.

I prefer the whole length.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I dont do tips.

I prefer the whole length. "

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I dont do tips.

I prefer the whole length. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont do tips.

I prefer the whole length. "

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"My tip is don’t send your cock with your first message and don’t have pics on your single profile of you hanging out of someone else. "

Yup! This ^^

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I dont do tips.

I prefer the whole length. "

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I dont do tips.

I prefer the whole length. "

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I dont do tips.

I prefer the whole length. "

Candidate for quote of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s ball powder

"
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. 3 Shillings and Sixpence a pound

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