FabSwingers.com forum: Bucket. Pussies.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On some of the fab profiles.

Men literally have their fingers / fist / wrist and forearm.

Right down women's pussies.

Talk about 'stretching' lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And your point is ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hand is not bigger than a babys head corse it stretches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone mention popcorn?

Butterkist please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plus fill it with beer you get a bigger drink too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And your point is ?"

Just an observation.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I'll have peanuts with this one.....oh and a brew....oh and a comfy sofa.........please proceed...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Fisting pics are banned so if you do see them report

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And some people have one or two fists up their arse...it happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fisting pics are banned so if you do see them report

Are they? Oh I saw one the other day. Put me off my crunchy nuts it did. Didn’t realise that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And your point is ?

Just an observation.

Oh, like men who take cock photo's whilst sat on the toilet, with their pants around their ankles and white socks on ? Really sexy

Just an observation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And your point is ?

Just an observation.

Oh, like men who take cock photo's whilst sat on the toilet, with their pants around their ankles and white socks on ? Really sexy

Just an observation

PMSL.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"And your point is ?

Just an observation.

Oh, like men who take cock photo's whilst sat on the toilet, with their pants around their ankles and white socks on ? Really sexy

Just an observation

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Shouldn't that be up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't that be up!"

. Probably should yeah

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

It’s a lie. Those are all photoshopped you can’t get two fists up a bucket pussy. You can only get one medium sized up according to the Marigold sizing chart

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And women on their knees to get the perfect 'mirror' photo, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And your point is ?

Just an observation.

Oh, like men who take cock photo's whilst sat on the toilet, with their pants around their ankles and white socks on ? Really sexy

Just an observation

I’m glad the guys put those pics on as it narrows down the field for the rest of us, Fab is like the Grand National we need a few fallers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And your point is ?

Just an observation.

Oh, like men who take cock photo's whilst sat on the toilet, with their pants around their ankles and white socks on ? Really sexy

Just an observation

I’m glad the guys put those pics on as it narrows down the field for the rest of us, Fab is like the Grand National we need a few fallers

And body shakers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*shamers* fookin auto carrot

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"On some of the fab profiles.

Men literally have their fingers / fist / wrist and forearm.

Right down women's pussies.

Talk about 'stretching' lol."
Easy , dont look if you dont like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s a lie. Those are all photoshopped you can’t get two fists up a bucket pussy. You can only get one medium sized up according to the Marigold sizing chart

I do love your answers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It always amazes me the amount of guys with no knowledge of the female anatomy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On some of the fab profiles.

Men literally have their fingers / fist / wrist and forearm.

Right down women's pussies.

Talk about 'stretching' lol. Easy , dont look if you dont like it

Just an observation. Nothing shocks me on (fab).

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m fetching my abseiling gear now and strapping a plank horizontally across my arse just be be on the safe side.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone mention popcorn?

Butterkist please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone mention popcorn?

Butterkist please

Now you’re being silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone mention popcorn?

Butterkist please

Now you’re being silly "

SHARE or I won’t let let you play with my BOOBS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did anyone mention popcorn?

Butterkist please

Now you’re being silly

SHARE or I won’t let let you play with my BOOBS

. I’ll buy you a whole pack in that case!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring ya helmet but dont lose the torch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. "
does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On some of the fab profiles.

Men literally have their fingers / fist / wrist and forearm.

Right down women's pussies.

Talk about 'stretching' lol."

Not sure you know the mechanics of a vagina. They fit babies coming out of them and go relatively back to normal.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language

It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there

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By *apeyeMan
over a year ago

worcester

I went down on one once and there was an echo !!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language

It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there "

A bit like Davey Jones's locker then

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language

It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there "
PMSL xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language

It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there

A bit like Davey Jones's locker then

Afternoon PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When guys put 'well hung' s-t-r-e-t-c-h-e-d

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had two kids, absolutely ruined my festival experience! Can’t go on anyone’s shoulders in case I accidentally suck up their head into my vagina!! So embarrassing when your mate whinges he’s missed Slipknot, haha x Viv x

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language

It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there

A bit like Davey Jones's locker then

That's my next username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language

It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there "

is that where cauliflowered ears come from the ones with teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language

It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there

A bit like Davey Jones's locker then

That's my next username

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language

It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there

A bit like Davey Jones's locker then

That's my next username

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you for the 'feedback' in my inbox (fabbers) lol.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

What a noodle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had two kids, absolutely ruined my festival experience! Can’t go on anyone’s shoulders in case I accidentally suck up their head into my vagina!! So embarrassing when your mate whinges he’s missed Slipknot, haha x Viv x"

That made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a noodle

Pot 'noodle' chicken and mushroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Join on or move along to the next person that you could try your charm with instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear I read on another thread that you think all your posts are met with abuse..

I can't for the life of me think why

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By *ild n NaughtyMan
over a year ago

south Cheshire

I say each to there own everyone is different with interests it's only respectful to let others do what they want.

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over a year ago

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By *omeotherknobheadMan
over a year ago

morecambe

nothing wrong with some fisting sometimes fella

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Being bisexual. I get Sooty, Sweep and Sue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be jealous, OP.

I bet you're secretly dreaming about your ass being stretched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*The Mongolian Horde laugh their fucking arses off*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares, each to their own... Just what they like ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language

It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there

A bit like Davey Jones's locker then

That's my next username

Just my kind of lass NSA ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And your point is ?

Just an observation.

Oh, like men who take cock photo's whilst sat on the toilet, with their pants around their ankles and white socks on ? Really sexy

Just an observation

Let's hope they are clean pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't be jealous, OP.

I bet you're secretly dreaming about your ass being stretched

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Echo cho cho ho ho o o o....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fisting definitely isn't for me. I swear if a guy tried to inflict that on me, I would stick a pencil with a rubber on the end in and out of the his urethra, see if he enjoys that, whilst punching his balls simultaneously. Having my cervix punched is not my idea of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fisting definitely isn't for me. I swear if a guy tried to inflict that on me, I would stick a pencil with a rubber on the end in and out of the his urethra, see if he enjoys that, whilst punching his balls simultaneously. Having my cervix punched is not my idea of fun.

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safe sex at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

safe sex at least

Because the pencils got a rubber on the end?

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By *exymidscouple2017Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Fisting pics are banned so if you do see them report

Oh so that’s why sooty and sweep got banned from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

safe sex at least

Because the pencils got a rubber on the end?

you got it

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over a year ago

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Strap a plank of wood on your back and rope so you dont get sucked in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bucket pussies,tiny dicks ,so what

Everyone is different

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bucket pussies,tiny dicks ,so what

Everyone is different"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

safe sex at least

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! "
but still wit tho right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

safe sex at least

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit! but still wit tho right

You do have a good soh, I'll give you that.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"On some of the fab profiles.

Men literally have their fingers / fist / wrist and forearm.

Right down women's pussies.

Talk about 'stretching' lol."

A. Babies. Head. Is. Wider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me chuckle and I agree with you completely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's always a silver lining. If you've not got a free hand to carry home your spuds from the supermarket, well, a 5 kilo bag will fit in there quite nicely thank you.

Keep up the kegel exercises and you can have them peeled and ready to cook by the time you get home. Braw!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's always a silver lining. If you've not got a free hand to carry home your spuds from the supermarket, well, a 5 kilo bag will fit in there quite nicely thank you.

Keep up the kegel exercises and you can have them peeled and ready to cook by the time you get home. Braw!

I will bare that in mind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost a watch like that once

So if you read that message please give it back to me I am always late now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bonus of my bucket minge? There's room to carry 10 flagons of ale. More than enough for decent piss up. Cum get ya fill bitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only been properly fisted once and got it stuck as I clamped down on him when I cum it took ages to relax enough so I could 'let go'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh but unless constantly kept open with a stretching device a vagina will go straight back. It will never be a bucket unless we are talking of a doll house size bucket

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The bonus of my bucket minge? There's room to carry 10 flagons of ale. More than enough for decent piss up. Cum get ya fill bitches.

Cheap night then, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thread has a champion!

Best reply ever

"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language

It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy's are just fun to play with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost a watch like that once

So if you read that message please give it back to me I am always late now!"

it's now a pocket watch

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"The thread has a champion!

Best reply ever

I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language

It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there "

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I'm sure a guy fell in the other day never to be seen again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWaFVvVoj4o

Kings Of Leon - The Bucket (Official Music Video) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mate at work showed me a vid the other day of a guy sticking his entire head inside a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mate at work showed me a vid the other day of a guy sticking his entire head inside a woman "

That must be fake surely. I don’t think that’s even possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mate at work showed me a vid the other day of a guy sticking his entire head inside a woman

That must be fake surely. I don’t think that’s even possible. "

That's what I thought but it looked real enough

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"And some people have one or two fists up their arse...it happens. "

No spoilers about the winner of BRITAIN GOT TALENT champions please some of use have it on tvio.

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mate at work showed me a vid the other day of a guy sticking his entire head inside a woman "

That takes oral to a new level

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language

It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there "

Souls? I think I found a few people lost in one once

As a safety precaution now, I always open up the vagina lips and shout “I’m coming in!!!” Then I find a rope and tie myself against the bed so I don’t fall in and I insert as many fingers I can squeeze into the vagina to see if I can help any of those poor people out. And only then will I proceed to insert my penis.

It’s worked well for me so far. Saved quite a few lives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mate at work showed me a vid the other day of a guy sticking his entire head inside a woman

That must be fake surely. I don’t think that’s even possible.

That's what I thought but it looked real enough "

I’ve heard about it and it is fake. A woman can just about do a babies head and shoulders during childbirth. Bones and ligaments move also to allow this, this would not happen with someone just putting something up there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language

It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there

Souls? I think I found a few people lost in one once

It’s worked well for me so far. Saved quite a few lives."

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"A mate at work showed me a vid the other day of a guy sticking his entire head inside a woman

That must be fake surely. I don’t think that’s even possible.

That's what I thought but it looked real enough

Fancy going to hospital with a head stuck up your fanny hah hah.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"A mate at work showed me a vid the other day of a guy sticking his entire head inside a woman

That must be fake surely. I don’t think that’s even possible.

That's what I thought but it looked real enough

Fancy going to hospital with a head stuck up your fanny hah hah. "

I just fell on it Doc, honest

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plus fill it with beer you get a bigger drink too

This sounds like a perfect idea to try

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Hello? Helloo... hello....... hell.....

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning mrs kessel i hear you bucket is 12 parsecs deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mate at work showed me a vid the other day of a guy sticking his entire head inside a woman

That must be fake surely. I don’t think that’s even possible.

That's what I thought but it looked real enough

Fancy going to hospital with a head stuck up your fanny hah hah.

I just fell on it Doc, honest

And he just happened to be wearing the snorkle at the time did he?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I know right?! My vagina is now the size of a babies head at all times. does it talk to you when you walk in fanny fart language

It's like a seashell, if you put your ear to it you can hear the souls of all who've been lost in there

Souls? I think I found a few people lost in one once

It’s worked well for me so far. Saved quite a few lives."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seen a few people saying fisting pics are banned. Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seen a few people saying fisting pics are banned. Why? "
gonna guess its same reason they dont like pics sat on the toilet too graphic maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mate at work showed me a vid the other day of a guy sticking his entire head inside a woman

That must be fake surely. I don’t think that’s even possible.

That's what I thought but it looked real enough

Fancy going to hospital with a head stuck up your fanny hah hah. "

He was so done with life, he wanted to go back in to the womb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen worse pics than fisting on here

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