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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Been banned from a public place?. If so where and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got banned from the local pub for causing a scene in the disabled toilets me and a lady friend enjoyed the company of 3 others in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got banned from the local pub for causing a scene in the disabled toilets me and a lady friend enjoyed the company of 3 others in there"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was banned from playing rugby for 3 years for being very silly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was banned from playing rugby for 3 years for being very silly "

You are a bit of a silly boy though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was banned from playing rugby for 3 years for being very silly

You are a bit of a silly boy though "
i hulk smashed a referee

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

No I haven't I'm way too good for that

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"I was banned from playing rugby for 3 years for being very silly

You are a bit of a silly boy though i hulk smashed a referee

Normally i like a bit of a laugh but

DICK MOVE, Banner.

Leave the refs alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got banned from a pub for sleeping with the landlady does that count

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Life time ban from a Newbury Football League.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Banned from a pub in town for shagging the ex I'm the toilets. Got warned minutes before for her giving be a BJ under the table!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes asda derby. I parked my car in a trolly shelter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got banned from a village once.

Well, my work got banned from hiring a function room in any of their pubs

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Banned from a bar in Dublin as I was wrong changed and confronted them about it..CCTV reviewed and it was overturned 2weeks later but never go back now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I only look like I am mental... In that way, at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woolworths when I was 8 for eating the pick and mix...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got banned from a village once.

Well, my work got banned from hiring a function room in any of their pubs

Banned from a village!

you win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woolworths when I was 8 for eating the pick and mix..."

Same but I was 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got barred from a cafe once as I distinctly asked for an all day breakfast without tinned tomatoes.

Guess what I got?

Guess what they served up again after just taking them off the same plate when I complained?

Guess what got emptied on to the till?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got banned from the local pub where I used to live due to a mouthy friend and had nothing to do with me

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Only the forums.. I'm a good lad really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes the local truck stop cafe, was with a few friends and it was our regular place to go to after a d*unken evening out. One night our food fight didn’t go down to well. X

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Not really banned in the way you mean it I think. The nearest I can think of is that I used to work for the Foreign and Commonwealth Office. If I had gone to Dubai and visited the place known delightfully as "Chop-Chop Square" I would have been immediately sacked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was banned from playing rugby for 3 years for being very silly

You are a bit of a silly boy though i hulk smashed a referee

Normally i like a bit of a laugh but

DICK MOVE, Banner.

Leave the refs alone "
was deserved

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Lol no I’m to well behaved for that

or just good at not getting caught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. Part of a severance agreement that I don't return.

I did. Mwah ha ha.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Lol no I’m to well behaved for that

or just good at not getting caught

Or whoever caught you was so impressed they just let you carry on. I know I would.

Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woolworths when I was 8 for eating the pick and mix...

Same but I was 10

They start us early in the Midlands

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"Been banned from a public place?. If so where and why?

Yes, my school during break times

They couldn’t cope with the crazy behaviour around the place during breaktimes and thought I’d likely kill myself so felt it better not to have me inside the boundaries so I couldn’t scale the buildings and leap across the rooftops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 schools 1 college for being a shit and a wind up

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I got thrown out of Tranmere Rovers players lounge for speaking my mind and calling Peter Johnson ( Ex Tranmere chairman and then Everton chairman ) a money grabbing bastard! ..........Still proud of myself and it was in 98

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got banned from weatherspoons in cleethorpes for inappropriate behaviour with a lady.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I was banned from playing rugby for 3 years for being very silly "

Did the Ref need to inspect your tackle?

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By *atisfying jackMan
over a year ago

Hereford

My whole rugby club got banned from the entire isle of man after a tour home wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was banned from playing rugby for 3 years for being very silly

Did the Ref need to inspect your tackle?

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no he said i dropped a ball

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Certainly not! I’m a good girl I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woolworths when I was 8 for eating the pick and mix..."
well how very dare you!

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By *ittle dazMan
over a year ago

North West, Manchester

"I was banned from playing rugby for 3 years for being very silly

You are a bit of a silly boy though i hulk smashed a referee

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see

What is hulk smashing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got banned from a local club for doing nothing what so ever x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been banned from a public place?. If so where and why?

My question is what did you do and where are you now banned from?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been banned from a public place?. If so where and why?

My question is what did you do and where are you now banned from? "

This isn’t about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was banned from playing rugby for 3 years for being very silly

You are a bit of a silly boy though i hulk smashed a referee

see

What is hulk smashing "

HUUUUUUULK SMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSHHHHHH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To answer the question though, yes from my local park for various misdemeanours as a young teen. Only time I was allowed in was for PE and to be at school as it was in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been banned from a public place?. If so where and why?

My question is what did you do and where are you now banned from?

This isn’t about me

It wasn't, but it is now.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

From a local pub for putting Sexy Eyes on repeat on the jukebox and pulling cross-eyed faces at all the men in the tap room

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"From a local pub for putting Sexy Eyes on repeat on the jukebox and pulling cross-eyed faces at all the men in the tap room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once banned from a bucket fanny when i was born dodged a bullet there i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banned form chemistry class for calling the teacher an asshole, he deserved it

Being kicked out did free up my wednesdays which mean to could go skiing in the winter months

Win win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself and an old school friend were banned from a pub for laughing too loud too much!!! Miserable old fuckers!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Got thrown off a camp site once...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stood chatting to my bf in a local night club....A guy behind me felt my bum....My bf said what do you think your doing thats my Mrs....The guy threw a punch at my bf....My bf punched him and knocked him out....then the bouncer ran over and told us to leave and we were now barred but let the idiot guy stay in there x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got thrown off a camp site once..."

Pretending to be a bear and shitting in the woods really is frowned upon

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Got a ban form a circle K when I was teenage.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Got a ban form a circle K when I was teenage."

Or a one stop.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Yes. D*unk bloke in a club punched me... my friend and I weren't too happy and we got banned and he got a broken nose

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Nope, never.

Not that I remember anyway.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banned from most pubs and nightclubs within a 15mile radius of Aldershot, Chatham and Paderborn. All because some squaddies are complete dickheads on the piss and ruin in for the more civilised in military society.

Fucking Rupert's.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Got thrown off a camp site once...

Pretending to be a bear and shitting in the woods really is frowned upon

We laughed aftter "lights out" , apparently that's not allowed on camp sites in the lake district

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Nope, not that I’m aware of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I've always been good

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Got banned from a crappy nightclub (the only one) in Stamford called The Riverside. General sarcasm and rudeness I suspect. I never found out the reason just always got blocked by the fat bloke on the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banned from a McDonald's for being d*unk and head butting my Big Mac all over the counter and then eating it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oops forgot about this thread

Some of these are funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morribogs for stealing 3 packs of razor blades some ice cream and some snickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pub run by my ex partners family. Was a shit tip anyway, so all is good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope never been naughty enough to earn myself a ban in public, I'm a lady don't you know

I was banned from the chocolate stash at home once, selfish in my eyes.

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

I am banned from the falklands, long story, deep shame on my behalf, live and learn.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I am banned from the falklands, long story, deep shame on my behalf, live and learn. "

Dud you refuse to shag a sheep?

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By *oved Up 2Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

About 3 years ago group of us from Fab went camping and it got very noisy. Got thrown off site lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was banned from playing rugby for 3 years for being very silly

You are a bit of a silly boy though i hulk smashed a referee

How does that work?

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By *r FirecrackerMan
over a year ago

London

"I am banned from the falklands, long story, deep shame on my behalf, live and learn.

Dud you refuse to shag a sheep?

They refused to shag me so I taught them a lesson

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By *oinus1961Couple
over a year ago

Huntingdon

"From a local pub for putting Sexy Eyes on repeat on the jukebox and pulling cross-eyed faces at all the men in the tap room

Crying here.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Banned from most pubs and nightclubs within a 15mile radius of Aldershot, Chatham and Paderborn. All because some squaddies are complete dickheads on the piss and ruin in for the more civilised in military society.

Fucking Rupert's."

The joys of army towns

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Lol no I’m to well behaved for that

or just good at not getting caught

Or whoever caught you was so impressed they just let you carry on. I know I would.

Luke"

What are you trying to say about my character

haha

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

"Only the forums.. I'm a good lad really

Sure...

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I am banned from the falklands, long story, deep shame on my behalf, live and learn. "

I feel like I need to hear this story!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

No However I've banned a few people from various places.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walked into a pub and before ordering a pint I went to the toilet.

Then I waited at the bar to get served. Eventually a girl walked over and said she wouldnt serve me.. I laughed because I thought she was joking and then she said it again.. So I asked why and she said it was because I used dr*gs in the toilets.

Bullshit!! And I had to leave.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been banned from many places, I had A LOT of fun growing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woolworths when I was 8 for eating the pick and mix...

Same but I was 10

They start us early in the Midlands

It was only 2 though

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Woolworths when I was 8 for eating the pick and mix...

Same but I was 10

They start us early in the Midlands

It was only 2 though

Well I was still an embryo when I stole my first pick n mix from Woolworths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woolworths when I was 8 for eating the pick and mix...

Same but I was 10

They start us early in the Midlands

It was only 2 though

Well I was still an embryo when I stole my first pick n mix from Woolworths"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got thrown off a camp site once...

Pretending to be a bear and shitting in the woods really is frowned upon

We laughed aftter "lights out" , apparently that's not allowed on camp sites in the lake district

Fuck sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont think I ever been barred or banned from anywhere.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"I dont think I ever been barred or banned from anywhere.

This amazes me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got barred from a cafe once as I distinctly asked for an all day breakfast without tinned tomatoes.

Guess what I got?

Guess what they served up again after just taking them off the same plate when I complained?

Guess what got emptied on to the till?"

Did you really tip it over the till? Oh my! I am surprised and giggling at this one. Awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got barred from a cafe once as I distinctly asked for an all day breakfast without tinned tomatoes.

Guess what I got?

Guess what they served up again after just taking them off the same plate when I complained?

Guess what got emptied on to the till?"

mature

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Been banned from a public place?. If so where and why?

What have you done now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been banned from a public place?. If so where and why?

What have you done now?

. Nothing! I just thought it could be a funny thread!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"From a local pub for putting Sexy Eyes on repeat on the jukebox and pulling cross-eyed faces at all the men in the tap room

Crying here.

It's a good song, I don't know why they weren't enjoying it

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'd be mortified if I got banned from anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be mortified if I got banned from anywhere

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So would I.

It's easy, just try not to be a knob, not that hard really

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm far too boring for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From a local pub for putting Sexy Eyes on repeat on the jukebox and pulling cross-eyed faces at all the men in the tap room

too funny

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