FabSwingers.com forum: BEST FIRST MEETS

By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

13.00 pm met in pub car park ,kissed

13.05 pm ,ordered a white wine and guinness at bar ,she told me she usually drives off if she dont like the look of you.

13.10pm, she said the wine was crap , i said i'll change it , she said no ,that she had a bottle cooling in her fridge ..

13.13pm i'm following her car in my car

13.20pm ,we are in her kitchen , and she's leaning against her fridge and pulls her skirt up and turns around .a sexy assin the prone position

13.22,pm i'm in .......

MY BEST RECORD 22mins ..not sure if i'll beat that

Whats your quickest..hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not had 1 yet

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Try getting rid of your forest- people may see the wood for the trees

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"Try getting rid of your forest- people may see the wood for the trees

OOOOOWWWW you are bitchy this morning ... But not sure if his culture allows him to

Mebbies

it aint wrong time of month is it Fem xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try getting rid of your forest- people may see the wood for the trees

OOOOOWWWW you are bitchy this morning ... But not sure if his culture allows him to

Mebbies

it aint wrong time of month is it Fem xx

What culture u on about i woudnt be here if i did the heavy religus stuff i am here to fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try getting rid of your forest- people may see the wood for the trees

I remember lots saying that and did cut but it iched lots might try again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13:00 - Get in her car and say hello

13:01 - She has my cock in her mouth

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By *essesCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

"Try getting rid of your forest- people may see the wood for the trees

I remember lots saying that and did cut but it iched lots might try again

Don't shave it, just a bit of a trim. I think there is nothing worse than a guy with a hairy body (not saying you are) and then a big bald circle round his cock. However slightly trimmed so we don't fear suffocation by hair when we go down on you, would be good.

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By *essesCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Mmmmm to me there is a world of difference between a quick off the marks meet and a good first meet.

Lisa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try getting rid of your forest- people may see the wood for the trees

I remember lots saying that and did cut but it iched lots might try again

it got realy big then cut bits cos lots said so but it grew back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So a best first meet is now based on how quick the people involved are undressed and 'at it' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So a best first meet is now based on how quick the people involved are undressed and 'at it' ?"

Not for me. My best first meet involved me picking him up from the station at 5-15pm, drove back to my place then, realising after a meal, a few drinks, some excellent conversation and good music that it was 5-30 in the morning. Then that extra fun began. What a brilliant night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So a best first meet is now based on how quick the people involved are undressed and 'at it' ?"

Sounds good to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try getting rid of your forest- people may see the wood for the trees

OOOOOWWWW you are bitchy this morning ... But not sure if his culture allows him to

Mebbies

it aint wrong time of month is it Fem xx

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I agree with Fem, it's time to get the Veet out and deforest his bush. Let us women see the wood that is hidden in the forest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i agree, its not about how quick you get naked that makes for a best first meet, so many things can make first meets unforgetable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well the quickest i think ive ever got into someone is about 3 minutes.

wasnt off here, meets from off her ive had start within a minute of arriving, some people just want to crack on i guess haha!

was just a night out with my mates at some daft social club, after went back to this lasses house where my mate was seeing her, and i was just going to kip round there for the night. we stayed up had a drink etc for a bit, then they went to bed,

they said you have that bedroom, I went in the room & immediatley noticed someone was in there pretty fast, appologuised for the first minite or so explaining they told me to come in, spent the next minute or so introducing myself, and then next thing we were at it for the rest of the night off and on till the morning

did realise when it was getting close to time to go that i couldnt remember her name at all, and wondered if i even asked! but she had her keys out and had her name down on the keyring so was able to clock her name from that! went out with her for 3/4 months after that, but about 3 mins is fastest ive gone from meeting someone new to getting them into bed!

off here for meets some have started pretty much straight away! had some want to suprise me at the door as well as some who like to cut the chat short pretty quick after sitting down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer to tease and take my time. The wham bam thing is far less satisfying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had been chatting to a lass who lived in Yorkshire for a few weeks, eventually arranged to meet. On the drive up I get a text message saying, "I'm so horny you're gonna have to fuck me even if you don't like me."

Turned up at her house, walked in and was shagging her within 3 minutes.

Another meet greeted me at her front door wearing only a full body fishnet thingy - was shagging her before the front door closed, kinda.

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By *waymanMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Meze for two in a greek restaurant in newcastle...

Worked a treat

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Meze for two in a greek restaurant in newcastle...

Worked a treat

A shared desire for olives is a great place to start

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"Meze for two in a greek restaurant in newcastle...

Worked a treat

A shared desire for olives is a great place to start

Yeah , right on the button

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By *tevie-36Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Olives are great

Getting naked is better

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Olives are great

Getting naked is better

Ohh there has been more nudity than you can shake a stick at, and he has

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it depends how you do it as well, i do really like to get to know someone first and have a bit of a crack and drink first before

but i had one meet before where when i was on the way up told us some things she was doing thinking about us and waiting for me to get there, so just told her what was going to do and how i wasnt going to let her even talk and just take her straight away, and was a really hot time because of all the teasing and talk on the way up when i was getting the bus and walking the rest getting us both really in the mood doing something we probs knew we shouldnt after arranging it online but was one fun time

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

2:00..Hi, come in..

2:20...Was nice meeting you! what? Yeah, course I will be in touch....

2:25...Log in.....Delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try getting rid of your forest- people may see the wood for the trees

I remember lots saying that and did cut but it iched lots might try again

it got realy big then cut bits cos lots said so but it grew back

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But that looks like someones beard man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"13.00 pm met in pub car park ,kissed

13.05 pm ,ordered a white wine and guinness at bar ,she told me she usually drives off if she dont like the look of you.

13.10pm, she said the wine was crap , i said i'll change it , she said no ,that she had a bottle cooling in her fridge ..

Was it a crap when you woke up tho

13.13pm i'm following her car in my car

13.20pm ,we are in her kitchen , and she's leaning against her fridge and pulls her skirt up and turns around .a sexy assin the prone position

13.22,pm i'm in .......

MY BEST RECORD 22mins ..not sure if i'll beat that

Whats your quickest..hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight to it is great

I had one guy kept yapping on about his Ex-wife, work, how tired he was blah blah blah

I feigned listening for a while then when he paused for 'comment' I just said

"Get yer cock out"

Turned out to be a bloody great meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"13.00 pm met in pub car park ,kissed

13.05 pm ,ordered a white wine and guinness at bar ,she told me she usually drives off if she dont like the look of you.

13.10pm, she said the wine was crap , i said i'll change it , she said no ,that she had a bottle cooling in her fridge ..

Was it a crap when you woke up tho

13.13pm i'm following her car in my car

13.20pm ,we are in her kitchen , and she's leaning against her fridge and pulls her skirt up and turns around .a sexy assin the prone position

13.22,pm i'm in .......

MY BEST RECORD 22mins ..not sure if i'll beat that

Whats your quickest..hmmm

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"13.00 pm met in pub car park ,kissed

13.05 pm ,ordered a white wine and guinness at bar ,she told me she usually drives off if she dont like the look of you.

13.10pm, she said the wine was crap , i said i'll change it , she said no ,that she had a bottle cooling in her fridge ..

Was it a crap when you woke up tho

13.13pm i'm following her car in my car

13.20pm ,we are in her kitchen , and she's leaning against her fridge and pulls her skirt up and turns around .a sexy assin the prone position

13.22,pm i'm in .......

MY BEST RECORD 22mins ..not sure if i'll beat that

Whats your quickest..hmmm

Lol, i like to slowly enjoy when i'm IN, and then explore , before a grand final .. i'm not a selfish lover , i like to be teased and tease , and kept on the edge , however a quicky can be fun if time does not permit ...

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"Straight to it is great

I had one guy kept yapping on about his Ex-wife, work, how tired he was blah blah blah

I feigned listening for a while then when he paused for 'comment' I just said

"Get yer cock out"

Turned out to be a bloody great meet

Hmm, is this familiar ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best meet was with Mrs Poopy, went to ClubF for the first time as a single male, chatted, fell in lust, fell in love. Never looked back. That was 2 years ago now. Still going stronger than ever. Best meet of my life that was. God I love that woman.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I once arranged for a guy to come around one evening with the following conditions:

He wasn't to speak.

He was to wank himself hard in the car and put a condom on before coming to my door.

The door would be open and he was to walk straight into the livingroom.

I would be waiting pre-frigged, wet and bent over the sofa.

He was to push his cock straight in and pump his heart out.

He was to leave after cumming... and still not allowed to say anything.

If I were to put a timeline to it, it would probably look like this:

10.30:00 - door opened

10.30:04 - cock in and fucking

10.34:23 - he stppoed pumping and twitched

10.35:04 - he left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm, is this familiar ..

Not with you it aint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once arranged for a guy to come around one evening with the following conditions:

He wasn't to speak.

He was to wank himself hard in the car and put a condom on before coming to my door.

The door would be open and he was to walk straight into the livingroom.

I would be waiting pre-frigged, wet and bent over the sofa.

He was to push his cock straight in and pump his heart out.

He was to leave after cumming... and still not allowed to say anything.

If I were to put a timeline to it, it would probably look like this:

10.30:00 - door opened

10.30:04 - cock in and fucking

10.34:23 - he stppoed pumping and twitched

10.35:04 - he left"

Now that IS horny

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By *nytimeade OP Man
over a year ago

Skegness

"I once arranged for a guy to come around one evening with the following conditions:

He wasn't to speak.

He was to wank himself hard in the car and put a condom on before coming to my door.

The door would be open and he was to walk straight into the livingroom.

I would be waiting pre-frigged, wet and bent over the sofa.

He was to push his cock straight in and pump his heart out.

He was to leave after cumming... and still not allowed to say anything.

If I were to put a timeline to it, it would probably look like this:

10.30:00 - door opened

10.30:04 - cock in and fucking

10.34:23 - he stppoed pumping and twitched

10.35:04 - he left"

Hmmm, do you provide Guinness too?.. O:-

only it sounds like a good night out

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