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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's a massive, and I mean MASSIVE, fuckin' rat scurrying around my lounge. Hub's away for a couple of days. What's a bird supposed to do?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The only answer is fire. Burn everything down.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ask him if his name’s Roland?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure it's a rat?

I'd phone pest control and move out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only answer is fire. Burn everything down. "

I did consider fire but thought it a tad excessive. I've got a 12 gauge option too but might get into a bit of bother with that route

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you sure it's a rat?

I'd phone pest control and move out!"

Most definitely, it's the size of a small cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sure it's a rat?

I'd phone pest control and move out!

Most definitely, it's the size of a small cat."
run!! He might have friends , or worse a family!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Are you sure it's a rat?

I'd phone pest control and move out!

Most definitely, it's the size of a small cat."

Nooooooo. You're going to have to bleach everywhere.

Go and find a cat. Stray cat will do the job.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Go and get a big strong neighbour to get it out. I had to do that when I had a bird in my house. My neighbour was a fireman and was more scared than me!!! Useless cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you sure it's a rat?

I'd phone pest control and move out!

Most definitely, it's the size of a small cat.

Nooooooo. You're going to have to bleach everywhere.

Go and find a cat. Stray cat will do the job. "

I've got two but they're out and about. It's locked in be kitchen now, so the fur boys will murder it later.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

does your husband normally deal with spiders?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"does your husband normally deal with spiders?! "

Everything.

Spiders.

Slugs.

Birds.

Vermin.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Rat trap baited with peanut butter - it sticks to the trap and so they can't get it without triggering the trap.

Or borrow a Cairn terrier, when growing up ours was lethal to rats.

Or borrow a ferret.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go and get a big strong neighbour to get it out. I had to do that when I had a bird in my house. My neighbour was a fireman and was more scared than me!!! Useless cunt "

I had a bird in my house last year. I was screaming the place down. My 5 year old neighbour saved the day with his crabbing net.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've gotta woman up and try and usher it out. Or I'm going hungry.

If I'm not back in an hour, call the authorities, because the bastard will have dragged me to its lair for supper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ask him if his name’s Roland?"

"Aaayyyyyy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate button trail out the the house.....rats love choccy

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I haven't seen holy shit balls since my church days.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"There's a massive, and I mean MASSIVE, fuckin' rat scurrying around my lounge. Hub's away for a couple of days. What's a bird supposed to do? "

Where there's one...there nay be more

The size of a cat?? Is it a mutant?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

At least you can listen to a spot of UB40 while it's there

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHwPYze5M9s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put where abouts you are. I'm sure there'll be a very long line of men willing to help. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate button trail out the the house.....rats love choccy

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Unless the trail leads more INTO the house. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woo hoo, you got a new pet!

Give it a name and just pretend you want it there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate button trail out the the house.....rats love choccy

S Unless the trail leads more INTO the house. Lol"

No once its out, take steps to prevent re-entry

S(m)

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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"At least you can listen to a spot of UB40 while it's there

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHwPYze5M9s"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Breaking News: Ratgate is solved. Breaking News: Ratgate is solved. Breaking News...

I wimped out. I got a reliable man in to come and dispose of the offending creature. It's now very, very dead. After a brief struggle, and much swearing, he managed to biff the beast over its head with a spade. He's even cleaning the kitchen for me. What a guy.

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