FabSwingers.com forum: Hire a "hubby"

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just been having a moan about my lack of gardening skills to my friend.

She has just told me about a website in Australia called hire a hubby (for maintenance tasks) my head instantly went somewhere else... Find a compatible"hubby". For maintenance in exchange for epic sex because they aren't getting it at home. Like a labour exchange. I feel I am warped but actually maybe I'm not!

Men have been pumping out women for years for far worse.

I could do all the matching like a professional Cilla Black ..

So by way of an experiment tell us your skills, what you need done and how you would pay?

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

All round handy man here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll start...

I broken cupboard door in exchange for tea and biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry I'm still laughing at men "pumping" women out. Like they fart and we form from the gases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooo, I need my garden sorting, living room plastering, stairs papering.

I can face paint and do balloons for kids birthday parties in return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think they would take one look at my garden and run a mile....even if sex money and tea was on offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooo, I have a load of crap in the back garden that needs taking to the dump or put in a skip. I have no transport or skip.

I'll cook a curry and if they're local walk their dogs for them.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I can offer piano lessons. I have many years experience teaching children and adults. I have grade VIII, a music degree and music festival awards under my belt.

I can also put up shelves and unblock drains.

Luke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry I'm still laughing at men "pumping" women out. Like they fart and we form from the gases

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ooops typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brian really good with plumbing and fixing

Really good with a chainsaw

Open to offers of biscuits xx

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’m in on this.. not bad at diy but not a lover of gardening .. but if the end result is a trimmed lady garden, then my work is done ... my services are here for u ladies to use

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If someone wants to take on all the bits of my garden I can't I'd probably stretch to a hand job lol

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

We had a handy man at work who's business name was hire a hubby. We paid him in cash though

Personally I prefer to do the jobs myself. I replaced the runners on my chest of drawers when I was about 16 so I've always been one to just do it myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We had a handy man at work who's business name was hire a hubby. We paid him in cash though

Personally I prefer to do the jobs myself. I replaced the runners on my chest of drawers when I was about 16 so I've always been one to just do it myself."

To be fair I do everything myself too. My initial comment to her was that it would be the only reason to have a man full time in my life now . Just so I didn't have to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brian really good with plumbing and fixing

Really good with a chainsaw

Open to offers of biscuits xx"

Chainsaw .... why did my mind flash to my ex husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry I'm still laughing at men "pumping" women out. Like they fart and we form from the gases

Pump up the men, pump them up real good

I’m singing that Techotronic song now

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"We had a handy man at work who's business name was hire a hubby. We paid him in cash though

Personally I prefer to do the jobs myself. I replaced the runners on my chest of drawers when I was about 16 so I've always been one to just do it myself.

To be fair I do everything myself too. My initial comment to her was that it would be the only reason to have a man full time in my life now . Just so I didn't have to "

Most of my partners have been crap at stuff like that. Maybe you need to ask them to put up a shelf before agreeing to the first date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I hire one that's a good hairdresser....so he can go to work for me and I will pay him 3 jaffa cakes per week x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a qualified beauty therapist and nail tech!

Also 20 years as a trained chef working all over, make wedding cakes ,teach you to cook, and rub your back, all for.....paint my living room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd willingly exchange my firedancing skills at a party in exchange for a huge bowl of homemade kimchi

But I'm not a hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I hire one that's a good hairdresser....so he can go to work for me and I will pay him 3 jaffa cakes per week x "

That’s way to many Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I hire one that's a good hairdresser....so he can go to work for me and I will pay him 3 jaffa cakes per week x "

I can't cut hair but I'm on a diet and I'd do quite a bit for some Jaffa cake's right now!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I can open jars and provide mind blowing sex, but not usually at the same time you filthy pervert

I can also build any form of flat pack furniture ever invented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone wants to take on all the bits of my garden I can't I'd probably stretch to a hand job lol "

Deal if you look me in the eyes while wanking me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If someone wants to take on all the bits of my garden I can't I'd probably stretch to a hand job lol

Deal if you look me in the eyes while wanking me"
there's no other way

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm sorry I'm still laughing at men "pumping" women out. Like they fart and we form from the gases

I love you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I can waffle until you fall asleep or listen until I do or cook you enough food to last 'til the end of days. In exchange, if someone could come and clear the cobwebs away that'd be great.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Ithinknthere is a Facebook group where people offer sex in return for jobs.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I can open jars and provide mind blowing sex, but not usually at the same time you filthy pervert

I can also build any form of flat pack furniture ever invented "

Damn I'm never going to find a man to feed me pickled foods during sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man and van here.. Will accept payment in kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am handy with a lawn mower if anyone needs their grass doing

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

"I can open jars and provide mind blowing sex, but not usually at the same time you filthy pervert

I can also build any form of flat pack furniture ever invented

Damn I'm never going to find a man to feed me pickled foods during sex."

Lacey I could of watered your flower last night as I was in Liverpool

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hmmm.....I could make for an expedient hat/coat stand I guess.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ithinknthere is a Facebook group where people offer sex in return for jobs."
and they allow it?

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

It sounds more like just plain bartering than anything sexual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am handy with a lawn mower if anyone needs their grass doing "

whilst naked?

I've only seen you with your top off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the women I work with pretty much get me in to do their diy jobs because their own fellas are useless. There are 4 of them who I do jobs for. All good friends mind so I don’t mind. I never ask for anything in return but I get the odd bottle of JD here and there.

An arrangement for the odd sexual favour in return for diy jobs sounds good tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can open jars and provide mind blowing sex, but not usually at the same time you filthy pervert

I can also build any form of flat pack furniture ever invented "

Shouldn't there always be one screw left over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll cook a cracking breakfast in return for someone helping me up the ladder to put loads of stuff in the attic for storage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I hire one that's a good hairdresser....so he can go to work for me and I will pay him 3 jaffa cakes per week x

That’s way to many Jaffa cakes

Ok just 3 but one with a bite mark in lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I hire one that's a good hairdresser....so he can go to work for me and I will pay him 3 jaffa cakes per week x

I can't cut hair but I'm on a diet and I'd do quite a bit for some Jaffa cake's right now!"

I'm not trying to lead you astray but give in to your cravings

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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"All the women I work with pretty much get me in to do their diy jobs because their own fellas are useless. There are 4 of them who I do jobs for. All good friends mind so I don’t mind. I never ask for anything in return but I get the odd bottle of JD here and there.

An arrangement for the odd sexual favour in return for diy jobs sounds good tho.

Pity you live so far away I could find you enough jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An arrangement for the odd sexual favour in return for diy jobs sounds good tho.

Pity you live so far away I could find you enough jobs

Damn it, story of my life

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I'll cook a cracking breakfast in return for someone helping me up the ladder to put loads of stuff in the attic for storage

Deal!

Uh....The attic stuff.....you don’t require it to be neatly stacked though, right?

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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

An arrangement for the odd sexual favour in return for diy jobs sounds good tho.

Pity you live so far away I could find you enough jobs

Damn it, story of my life

Ha ha, typical ehh

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

If anyone needs any wet work done.......

*got skills.....

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Dolly Parton wrote a song called ‘your ole handyman’. She knew the score lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll cook a cracking breakfast in return for someone helping me up the ladder to put loads of stuff in the attic for storage

Deal!

Uh....The attic stuff.....you don’t require it to be neatly stacked though, right?"

God no, just chuck it up, out of sight, out of mind!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am handy with a lawn mower if anyone needs their grass doing

whilst naked?

I've only seen you with your top off"

As long as it's not a cold day haha

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Yep I've 101 jobs does that mean I need 101 men

I'm feeling somewhat overwhelmed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I've 101 jobs does that mean I need 101 men

I'm feeling somewhat overwhelmed."

I'll take one of those jobs. Give me the easiest one ok

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Yep I've 101 jobs does that mean I need 101 men

I'm feeling somewhat overwhelmed.

I'll take one of those jobs. Give me the easiest one ok"

God I love Oreos so I'll be gentle however as you have chosen the easiest job you will be punished for being so lazy

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd use it. I'm DIY reluctant and have a ton of small and some larger tasks.

Lawn mowing. Shrub pruning.

Man handling stuff about

Painting. Driving

Security guard

Foot massage. Hugs to ease tension.

Any other help as needed

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

hire a hubby are over here in the UK. I see the vans driving around regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a new kitchen and would happily eat arsehole to get one

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a new kitchen and would happily eat arsehole to get one

Now that's an offer

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I need a new kitchen and would happily eat arsehole to get one

hmmm theres a thought as so do I

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I need some plastering done in my bar, offering free tea and Victoria sponge. Any takers?!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Painter and decorator and all round handyman and my arse looks good too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am good at 'diy' because, that is all I am doing at the moment to myself, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I've 101 jobs does that mean I need 101 men

I'm feeling somewhat overwhelmed.

I'll take one of those jobs. Give me the easiest one ok

God I love Oreos so I'll be gentle however as you have chosen the easiest job you will be punished for being so lazy

Punished how

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

General builder and property developer here very handy very reasonable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can waffle until you fall asleep or listen until I do or cook you enough food to last 'til the end of days. In exchange, if someone could come and clear the cobwebs away that'd be great."

Enough food cooked till the end of time just for clearing a bunch of cobwebs? Fuck me, that's a good deal!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Painter and decorator and all round handyman and my arse looks good too

oh yes it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am good at doing air con and fridgy stuff.

My services probably aren't needed now the summer's over

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By *ood luking looserMan
over a year ago

Town

I can put out fires,check smoke detectors and rescue pussies from trees. In return for a home cooked meal.

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Suppose that’s a fantasy of mine to do an odd job for a blow job. I fortunately in possession of a very wide range of skills. As long as you have the oral skills to match.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"I can put out fires,check smoke detectors and rescue pussies from trees. In return for a home cooked meal. "

I have pussy in need of attention and rescuing

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I can put out fires,check smoke detectors and rescue pussies from trees. In return for a home cooked meal.

I have pussy in need of attention and rescuing

I'll carry the fire extinguisher hah...for free.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Odd man for odd jobs

(I need to work on the strapline!)

In exchange for all things form a brew and cake, tip however you like just make sure there’s cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fully qualified cabinet maker so any job wood related also did 8 years antique restoration. Good at painting, decorating and general diy jobs and enjoy gardening. Accept almost any form of payment lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need my back waxing before Thursday if any ladies would like to do that in exchange for the odd job or two. I’m not a fan of going to salons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a dab hand at Excel and I'm a decent cook. For all your spreadsheet and food needs.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I have a habit of getting very stuck in a dirty when I'm building or fixing things. So I'm afraid access to a good shower would be very much a deal breaker for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about we change this around a little...

'Hire A Wife' she can come around and do some odd jobs for you, and you can pay her back in sexual favours.

Sounds good ey?!

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