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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?"

I can do all except nine of those, fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?

I can do all except nine of those, fancy a fuck?

I can do about 2 and 1/2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cannot have my penis

My perfect woman already exists shes a 5ft 10 amazonian goddess from the land of the scouse people with a face that would make aphrodite insane with jealousy capable of the most wonderful looking multiple orgasms and supergasms on command i couldnt have designed her better if i was on weird science customised for me and adores me as much as i do her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?"

A woman.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?"

Jayz that's a lot of Must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have pulse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm ok

Funny, bright, compassionate and with some poetic grace and a sexy imagination.

Must be ok with wobbly bits and hot steamy, soapy shower sex

Must actually be able to have sex(the last one wasn't and my god I missed the feeling of cock inside me)

Must be able to accommodate , in the evenings and be within 30 mins drive.

I can see why I'm still searching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell at the second hurdle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?

Jayz that's a lot of Must

10 picks but a part timer is just for fun.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Must live within a 30 min drive.

Must be able to accommodate.

Must be available during the day.

Must be so tall that I have to get on my tip toes to kiss him.

Must be between 40 and 55.

Must be good looking.

Must have stamina.

Must be assertive.

Must have a toy box.

Must see me as a lover as opposed to just another fab meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fell at the second hurdle

I never got started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must live within a 30 min drive.

Must be able to accommodate.

Must be available during the day.

Must be so tall that I have to get on my tip toes to kiss him.

Must be between 40 and 55.

Must be good looking.

Must have stamina.

Must be assertive.

Must have a toy box.

Must see me as a lover as opposed to just another fab meet.

Being a lover not just a meet absolutely. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be willing to meet me.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?

I can do all except nine of those, fancy a fuck?

I can do about 2 and 1/2 "

Even I'm beating you. Might be cheating on the cock front though

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Must have pulse

So fussy!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?

A woman."

One with a pulse I hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?

I can do all except nine of those, fancy a fuck?

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, broad, strong and bearded.

Funny is a must.

Adventurous and confident in bed.

Non-clingy or jealous.

Available occasional weekend nights, and at short notice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Must have pulse

So fussy!"

Extremely fussy

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?"

Must be tall. Check

Must be handsome. Some say yes

Must be able to have a conversation. Stay away from politics I'm fine

Must have decent size cock. Again some have said

Must have nice smile. Check

Must have brown eyes. Hazel close enough

Must have a tan. Only six months a year and only on the bits that ain't covered

Must have a six pack. In the fridge

Must have respect for me. I'll let you pay half the dinner bill

Must only want to play occasionally. As long as it not bank holiday weekend in cool with that.

Damn I'm really close on that one.

Lady needed

Must be smart, fun, laugh at my jokes, punctual and respectful and likes movies and the odd night in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must have pulse

So fussy!

Extremely fussy

I wasn't sure if putting the caveat of it being completely optional was too dark for Fab

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Stevenage

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?"

I have absolutely none of these... but I’ve got a tongue like a thirsty Great Dane

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?

Must be tall. Check

Must be handsome. Some say yes

Must be able to have a conversation. Stay away from politics I'm fine

Must have decent size cock. Again some have said

Must have nice smile. Check

Must have brown eyes. Hazel close enough

Must have a tan. Only six months a year and only on the bits that ain't covered

Must have a six pack. In the fridge

Must have respect for me. I'll let you pay half the dinner bill

Must only want to play occasionally. As long as it not bank holiday weekend in cool with that.

Damn I'm really close on that one.

Lady needed

Must be smart, fun, laugh at my jokes, punctual and respectful and likes movies and the odd night in.

Perfect

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Must have pulse

So fussy!

Extremely fussy

I wasn't sure if putting the caveat of it being completely optional was too dark for Fab

Us undead have needs too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must have pulse

So fussy!

Extremely fussy

I wasn't sure if putting the caveat of it being completely optional was too dark for Fab

Us undead have needs too! "

Noted. And which vampire club will you be attending tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha really .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

breathing

poor eyesight

for starters

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Must see me as a lover as opposed to just another fab meet.

Being a lover not just a meet absolutely. Xx"

Less and less guys seem to get that on here these days.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Must have pulse

So fussy!

Extremely fussy

I wasn't sure if putting the caveat of it being completely optional was too dark for Fab

Us undead have needs too!

Noted. And which vampire club will you be attending tonight?"

It's called Victoria's and they only serve bloody Mary's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"breathing

poor eyesight

for starters

Breathing

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Must see me as a lover as opposed to just another fab meet.

Being a lover not just a meet absolutely. Xx

Less and less guys seem to get that on here these days."

A lover for that moment your together though, not outside of that

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?"

I don't have brown eyes or a six pack

Otherwise...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Must see me as a lover as opposed to just another fab meet.

Being a lover not just a meet absolutely. Xx

Less and less guys seem to get that on here these days.

A lover for that moment your together though, not outside of that "

Yes, definitely ~ sorry, for me that goes without saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?

I don't have brown eyes or a six pack

Otherwise..."

contact lenses

make up contouring on the stomach

sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?

I can do all except nine of those, fancy a fuck?

I can do about 2 and 1/2

Even I'm beating you. Might be cheating on the cock front though

- I'm not tall.

- Handsome is subjective.

- As is conversational ability.

- As is cock size.

- I do have a nice smile

- My eyes are hazel.

- I do have a tan.

- I don't have a six pack.

- I have a bit of respect.

- Define occasionally?

I can't vouch for your cock.. but maybe I can sometime soon

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Must see me as a lover as opposed to just another fab meet.

Being a lover not just a meet absolutely. Xx

Less and less guys seem to get that on here these days.

A lover for that moment your together though, not outside of that

Yes, definitely ~ sorry, for me that goes without saying

Me too - just clarifying as not all understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall

Strong

Full head of hair

Gentle

Witty

Humble

Open minded

Inventive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't have a checklist, its more than box ticking for us.

It needs to be someone that matches our crazy, and that's not definable. But it's fun looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brings me cake

Lets me watch what I like

Suffers mutism

And lives in a separate house. In a separate town.

Doesn't drive.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?

I can do all except nine of those, fancy a fuck?

I can do about 2 and 1/2

Even I'm beating you. Might be cheating on the cock front though

- I'm not tall.

- Handsome is subjective.

- As is conversational ability.

- As is cock size.

- I do have a nice smile

- My eyes are hazel.

- I do have a tan.

- I don't have a six pack.

- I have a bit of respect.

- Define occasionally?

I can't vouch for your cock.. but maybe I can sometime soon

It's standing to attention for you already Mr Khan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only it were that easy!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?

I don't have brown eyes or a six pack

Otherwise...

contact lenses

make up contouring on the stomach

sorted

Now that I'd like to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be fun, friendly and discreet.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?"

Is this secretly all you requirements Jen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Intrigue my mind and I'll tantalize your body.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?

Is this secretly all you requirements Jen

"
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No I have much higher standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be discreet

Must have a sense of humour

Must be taller than me.. But that's quite easy

Must be quite kinky

Must be unselfish

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

must tickle my fancy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Must be discreet

Must have a sense of humour

Must be taller than me.. But that's quite easy

Must be quite kinky

Must be unselfish

Oh kinky is good

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?

Is this secretly all you requirements Jen

No I have much higher standards

You could have told me while I was in Waterford

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By *atisfying jackMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Must be tall. Depends who I'm measured against

Must be handsome. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Must be able to have a conversation. I can speak English, so as long as it's in that language....winner!

Must have decent size cock. Again, compared to what?

Must have nice smile. Probably

Must have brown eyes. Guaranteed!

Must have a tan. Most of the time

Must have a six pack. Depends on what time of the year it is!

Must have respect for me. Nothing but!

Must only want to play occasionally. I cant predict when I want to play sadly!

Meh, as tests goes I dont think I did too bad

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

If you don't ride a sports bike don't talk to me.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you don't ride a sports bike don't talk to me.....

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Attractive / hot (to me as thats subjective)

Fun personality

Confident.

Sexy.

Socially adept.

Be self sufficient.

Looking for a friend as well as the benefits

Open minded and imaginative.

Enjoy life and all it has to offer.

My inbox is open , if I interest get in touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?"
omg you just described me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must fit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

attractive, sense of humour,great smile, wants to mset

doesn't care about veris and doesn't brag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?

Is this secretly all you requirements Jen

No I have much higher standards

You could have told me while I was in Waterford

Aww if only I knew

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

If it was my perfect, everything I like in a man, partner he would be...

Tall

Tattooed

Athletic/toned

Confident

Assertive

Intelligent

Good banter

Likes clubs

Enjoys MFM

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By *irlintheRedRed dressWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow

Black

Tall

Six pack or gym fit

Nice teeth

Intelligent

Kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That moment of realisation when you don't even match the jokey requirements

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"That moment of realisation when you don't even match the jokey requirements

maybe not the jokey ones but hey there are others you definitely meet

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"That moment of realisation when you don't even match the jokey requirements

No pulse too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have a pulse,and belly above the knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?"

Thought I was doing OK until I got to the tan and 6 pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be very local

Around my age

Non smoker

Must be able to make me laugh

Shows me he wants me

Hairy if possible but can overlook that

Must have patience and make me feel comfortable around him.

Must be a great kisser and love sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That moment of realisation when you don't even match the jokey requirements

No pulse too?"

OK there's one then, victory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That moment of realisation when you don't even match the jokey requirements

No pulse too?

OK there's one then, victory

how poor's your eyesight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That moment of realisation when you don't even match the jokey requirements

No pulse too?

OK there's one then, victory

how poor's your eyesight?"

20/20 vision, or at least I think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?"
5.8 with green eyes. Otherwise I got all of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun. Part time guy to play with.

Must be tall.

Must be handsome.

Must be able to have a conversation.

Must have decent size cock.

Must have nice smile.

Must have brown eyes.

Must have a tan.

Must have a six pack.

Must have respect for me.

Must only want to play occasionally.

Describe your perfect playmate ?5.8 with green eyes. Otherwise I got all of that

"
its not really that demanding there are thousands of men who can fit that bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sane is a good start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be discreet

Must have a sense of humour

Must be taller than me.. But that's quite easy

Must be quite kinky

Must be unselfish

Oh kinky is good

Indeed... Vanilla bores me

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Mine:

Has boobs and a pulse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be someone I can a laugh with

Must not be attached

Must be someone I find attractive

Must have boobs

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