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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey

Since joining this site I have learnt a few new words & phrases.

Now I wish I hadn`t looked up their meaning.

Space docking

Mexican salad

The connecticut mudslide

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Space docking I fainted...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue waffle

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

2 girls and a cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alabama Hotpocket!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since joining this site I have learnt a few new words & phrases.

The connecticut mudslide

"

Since I’m from Connecticut I looked that up. I regret that hahahahahaha - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue waffle "

That's not very pleasant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve now looked up the other two. What the ??? lol insanity. -‘Mrs

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey


"Blue waffle "

If your Waffle turns blue, It`s time to go home.

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

I once looked up a dogs nostril and he bit me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab?

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey


"Alabama Hotpocket!!! "

This one i`ve not heard before & was stupid enough to look it up.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Learn very quickly not to look things up from here, some things can never be forgotten..... don’t know any of the above except docking and it’s staying that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Space docking I fainted...

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Just looked, really should’ve known better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What animal could I take in a fight (it's another thread, but I can really talk about it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What animal could I take in a fight (it's another thread, but I can really talk about it)"

Can't *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alaskan Hot Pocket

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Space docking I fainted...

Just looked, really should’ve known better!"

Gimme all your chocolate or I'll send space docking pics!

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

Rusty trombone

Hot Karl

Blum-kin

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skirts with my hidden shoe camera

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are


"Rusty trombone

Hot Karl

Blum-kin

Don’t say I didn’t warn you."

* Blumpkin

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Rosebudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was looking up Mexican Salad and discovered another one . .

Texas Taco Salad

Really ffs

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By *orflondonerMan
over a year ago

Wood Green

I never realised how sheltered my life had been until reading this thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

felching

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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

Thanks for the lesson, now know what to decline if ever offered....I live a sheltered life

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By *otwhenwetCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

God my 'you may be also interested in these' emails from Google search are going to be interesting now. Not self don't search everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for that

I now hate Google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"felching "

Remind me not to let you look after my hamster....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck! Fuck! OMG! Who makes up this shit!!

I fecking googled the lot and seriously brain is fried that was sureeal no one surely does this I mean seriously some fucked up people on this planet..

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey


"I was looking up Mexican Salad and discovered another one . .

Texas Taco Salad

Really ffs"

Just looked that one up.. Where do they get these ideas from?

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By *aughtyNipplesWoman
over a year ago

newport, shrops


"Fuck! Fuck! OMG! Who makes up this shit!!

I fecking googled the lot and seriously brain is fried that was sureeal no one surely does this I mean seriously some fucked up people on this planet.. "

I'm ACTUALLY scared to now

....can't someone give me the brief synopsis on what each is

...I really don't want images in my mind that I then can't erase

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey


"felching "

Not to be confused with creampie eating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck! Fuck! OMG! Who makes up this shit!!

I fecking googled the lot and seriously brain is fried that was sureeal no one surely does this I mean seriously some fucked up people on this planet..

I'm ACTUALLY scared to now

....can't someone give me the brief synopsis on what each is

...I really don't want images in my mind that I then can't erase "

Its seriously gross, don't do it I say!!

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By *iguyandbbwCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Im so tempted to Google but oh so scared lol...Rosie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck! Fuck! OMG! Who makes up this shit!!

I fecking googled the lot and seriously brain is fried that was sureeal no one surely does this I mean seriously some fucked up people on this planet..

I'm ACTUALLY scared to now

....can't someone give me the brief synopsis on what each is

...I really don't want images in my mind that I then can't erase "

To be honest i couldnt bring myself to actually type the descriptions

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey


"Rusty trombone

Hot Karl

Blum-kin

Don’t say I didn’t warn you."

Rusty Trombone made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rusty trombone

Hot Karl

Blum-kin

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Rusty Trombone made me laugh."

me too

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"felching "

munging........Just DON'T urban dictionary it....you will regret it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad's username

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'm reading this thread and fighting the urge to look these things up

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By *aughtyNipplesWoman
over a year ago

newport, shrops


"Fuck! Fuck! OMG! Who makes up this shit!!

I fecking googled the lot and seriously brain is fried that was sureeal no one surely does this I mean seriously some fucked up people on this planet..

I'm ACTUALLY scared to now

....can't someone give me the brief synopsis on what each is

...I really don't want images in my mind that I then can't erase

To be honest i couldnt bring myself to actually type the descriptions "

Oh dear god..... That says a lot then....

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By *aughtyNipplesWoman
over a year ago

newport, shrops


"I'm reading this thread and fighting the urge to look these things up "

I know....me too!

I feel like I must have lived in a cave all my life...it seems everyone knows....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary oldman when the ‘R’ broke on my keyboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck! Fuck! OMG! Who makes up this shit!!

I fecking googled the lot and seriously brain is fried that was sureeal no one surely does this I mean seriously some fucked up people on this planet..

I'm ACTUALLY scared to now

....can't someone give me the brief synopsis on what each is

...I really don't want images in my mind that I then can't erase

To be honest i couldnt bring myself to actually type the descriptions

Oh dear god..... That says a lot then...."

I would hate to be the one to put them images in your head, you may be repulsed everytime you seen my user name lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm reading this thread and fighting the urge to look these things up

I know....me too!

I feel like I must have lived in a cave all my life...it seems everyone knows...."

Only because i was stupid enough to look them up haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"felching

munging........Just DON'T urban dictionary it....you will regret it.... "

I'm a rebel I had to look it up

sick bag needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue waffle "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely anything with goatse in the title

Cringe worthy indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Portuguese breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Portuguese breakfast "

Pmsl scrambled egg Portuguese style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the fuck did I just look up space docking????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"felching

munging........Just DON'T urban dictionary it....you will regret it.... "

What in da *uck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm reading this thread and fighting the urge to look these things up "

Don't do it. Its mainly too late for me, you can still be saved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curiosity got the better of most of us. The ones who have resisted looking them up are the lucky ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will not read them...

I will not read them..

Oh god what made me read them...

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City

Goatse

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey


"felching

munging........Just DON'T urban dictionary it....you will regret it....

I'm a rebel I had to look it up

sick bag needed

I had to look it up as well. Just when you think it can`t get any worse.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont look up Texas Taco Salad

Dont look up Texas Taco Salad

Dont look up Texas Taco Salad

You will regret it, dont do it lol

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey


"Portuguese breakfast "

That`s Portugal off my holiday list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Portuguese breakfast

That`s Portugal off my holiday list."

Pmsl

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey


"Goatse"

Im glad ive not seen the photo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why on earth would anyone want dirt/poo/eggs etc put up their lady garden??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why on earth would anyone want dirt/poo/eggs etc put up their lady garden?? "

I don't happen to have a foof but it begs belief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why on earth would anyone want dirt/poo/eggs etc put up their lady garden?? "

Fussy you missed out vomit in it too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"felching

munging........Just DON'T urban dictionary it....you will regret it.... "

Thats got to be the sickest one on here...

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"felching

munging........Just DON'T urban dictionary it....you will regret it....

Thats got to be the sickest one on here... "

....I'd say thank you...or you're welcome....but it's really nothing to be proud of.... haha

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By *iguyandbbwCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

[Removed by poster at 07/09/19 21:36:59]

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By *iguyandbbwCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Wasnt brave enough for images lol....descriptions were bad enough, recon the next time the fella suggests something new for tea, i clarify its meaning lmao

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

This is like Pandora's box! I'm desperately trying to resist the urge to look but at some point I may need to just go for it. Save me!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Space docking I fainted...

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well I had to look

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey


"This is like Pandora's box! I'm desperately trying to resist the urge to look but at some point I may need to just go for it. Save me! "

Curiosity killed the cat.. Or was it beastiality?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Space docking I fainted...

well I had to look "

I've just woke up......hit my head on way down...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"This is like Pandora's box! I'm desperately trying to resist the urge to look but at some point I may need to just go for it. Save me! "

I have in but used urban just a few lines of text on these was enough for me, thankfully no images etched on my eyes

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"This is like Pandora's box! I'm desperately trying to resist the urge to look but at some point I may need to just go for it. Save me!

Curiosity killed the cat.. Or was it beastiality? "

FFS really? Did you have to...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"felching

munging........Just DON'T urban dictionary it....you will regret it....

Thats got to be the sickest one on here...

....I'd say thank you...or you're welcome....but it's really nothing to be proud of.... haha"

No way...I can't beleive this!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"felching

munging........Just DON'T urban dictionary it....you will regret it....

Thats got to be the sickest one on here...

....I'd say thank you...or you're welcome....but it's really nothing to be proud of.... haha

No way...I can't beleive this!"

Right I'm off to look...

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey


"Space docking I fainted...

well I had to look

I've just woke up......hit my head on way down... "

That`s tame compared to some of them.

Don`t look up "Munging"

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Space docking I fainted...

well I had to look

I've just woke up......hit my head on way down...

That`s tame compared to some of them.

Don`t look up "Munging""

Just have........ Juicey Lucy! Hahahaha

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By *...is the magic numberCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

I don’t wanna ask but really have too!! Wth is all these? I really don’t wanna look up so brief expo is on

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey


"Space docking I fainted...

well I had to look

I've just woke up......hit my head on way down...

That`s tame compared to some of them.

Don`t look up "Munging"

Just have........ Juicey Lucy! Hahahaha"

I`d love a double cheeseburger right now.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Space docking I fainted...

well I had to look

I've just woke up......hit my head on way down...

That`s tame compared to some of them.

Don`t look up "Munging"

Just have........ Juicey Lucy! Hahahaha

I`d love a double cheeseburger right now."

I've just in my mouth...

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Must. Not. Google......

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Space docking I fainted...

well I had to look

I've just woke up......hit my head on way down...

That`s tame compared to some of them.

Don`t look up "Munging"

Just have........ Juicey Lucy! Hahahaha

I`d love a double cheeseburger right now."

I've just had one and right now it is t sitting pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t wanna ask but really have too!! Wth is all these? I really don’t wanna look up so brief expo is on "

Most of them are things being put into a vagina then be fucked with it in. Eggs, poo, dirt, vomit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is like Pandora's box! I'm desperately trying to resist the urge to look but at some point I may need to just go for it. Save me!

Curiosity killed the cat.. Or was it beastiality? "

Is it Schrodinger’s cat and can we be certain it’s actually dead?

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

Blue waffle... is it blue waffle? I’m scared to google to double check...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is like Pandora's box! I'm desperately trying to resist the urge to look but at some point I may need to just go for it. Save me!

Curiosity killed the cat.. Or was it beastiality?

Is it Schrodinger’s cat and can we be certain it’s actually dead? "

munging confirms it's dead

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey


"This is like Pandora's box! I'm desperately trying to resist the urge to look but at some point I may need to just go for it. Save me!

Curiosity killed the cat.. Or was it beastiality?

Is it Schrodinger’s cat and can we be certain it’s actually dead? "

This is quantum physics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue waffle "

Yea i looked up that out of curiosity

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"This is like Pandora's box! I'm desperately trying to resist the urge to look but at some point I may need to just go for it. Save me!

Curiosity killed the cat.. Or was it beastiality?

Is it Schrodinger’s cat and can we be certain it’s actually dead?

This is quantum physics."

I'm pretty sure its fucked if its stuck in a box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 girls and a cup "

The connecticut mudslide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue waffle

Yea i looked up that out of curiosity "

Grim to say the least

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey


"2 girls and a cup

The connecticut mudslide."

Forget that, Get straight on the "Munging"

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I refuse to look up anything in fear my google history will be poisoned!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"2 girls and a cup "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refuse to look up anything in fear my google history will be poisoned!"

Good reason. . . An even better reason not to look them up is that they will probably keep you up all night picturing them, even though every part of you won't want to, it will still happen x

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By *...is the magic numberCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

I’m out of this shit!!!! Literally

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I try never to judge but jeez...freaky shit

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"Since joining this site I have learnt a few new words & phrases.

Now I wish I hadn`t looked up their meaning.

Space docking

Mexican salad

The connecticut mudslide

"

OMG haven't heard of any of these! Regret googling sc*t tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is like Pandora's box! I'm desperately trying to resist the urge to look but at some point I may need to just go for it. Save me!

Curiosity killed the cat.. Or was it beastiality?

Is it Schrodinger’s cat and can we be certain it’s actually dead?

munging confirms it's dead "

wish I didn’t look that up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ain't heard off amy off the mentioned above,By the sounds of things don't sound to good.Was going to search them on Google, Don't want to check up read up on em and end up feeling sick and fainting like last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dredging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Period rainbow kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dredging."

nutty

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By *tudiousPipWoman
over a year ago

W Yorks

I have always been wary of googling stuff since I taught my mum to use the internet.

It's a giant library, I said, let's look for what interests you, I said, what's your favourite TV show, I said...

Long story short, don't Google 'Bad Girls' with your mum sat next to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two girls one cup

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue waffle... is it blue waffle? I’m scared to google to double check... "
nope it’s disgusting did u look?

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have always been wary of googling stuff since I taught my mum to use the internet.

It's a giant library, I said, let's look for what interests you, I said, what's your favourite TV show, I said...

Long story short, don't Google 'Bad Girls' with your mum sat next to you "

Pmsl, you certainly wont want to google some of these then x

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over a year ago


"Blue waffle... is it blue waffle? I’m scared to google to double check... nope it’s disgusting did u look?

Mrscxxx "

Mrs C they are all disgusting x

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By *adylydfordWoman
over a year ago

altinkum

So i have a very strong stomach and a curious mind... but munging... wtf... who even thinks up these things. Have they ever actually seen it been done because it sounds seriously like way too much effort for anyone to bother.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Learn very quickly not to look things up from here, some things can never be forgotten..... don’t know any of the above except docking and it’s staying that way "

I'm the same and equally not going to look the others up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My current account.

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey


"Dredging."

Just looked this up & it has a few meanings. Was it the one with peanut butter you were referring to?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"This is like Pandora's box! I'm desperately trying to resist the urge to look but at some point I may need to just go for it. Save me!

Curiosity killed the cat.. Or was it beastiality?

Is it Schrodinger’s cat and can we be certain it’s actually dead?

munging confirms it's dead

wish I didn’t look that up..."

Curiosity got the best of me and I had to look this one up.

I cannot believe people actually do this. It's wrong on so many levels..

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth


"This is like Pandora's box! I'm desperately trying to resist the urge to look but at some point I may need to just go for it. Save me!

Curiosity killed the cat.. Or was it beastiality?

Is it Schrodinger’s cat and can we be certain it’s actually dead?

munging confirms it's dead

wish I didn’t look that up...

Curiosity got the best of me and I had to look this one up.

I cannot believe people actually do this. It's wrong on so many levels.."

I've actually now left this page open on my phone to maybe peek at some point when I'm bored. Though I'm sure I'd be better finding other things to look at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple more that havent been mentioned are 'alaskan pipeline' and 'one man, one jar'.

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey

Both absolutely disgusting & I can`t believe there`s a video of "One man one jar".

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Just made the mistake of googling Space Docking ffs! Won't be looking up anything else, I think these practices may be things that a serial killer might be into before actually doing the killing bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was educational !

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Space docking I fainted...

"

OOOOOOHHHHHH MY GOD!

Oh my God, - ill never unsee that!!!@@@

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Why did I Google munging, couldn't read it all and now we both feel sick.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"This is like Pandora's box! I'm desperately trying to resist the urge to look but at some point I may need to just go for it. Save me!

Curiosity killed the cat.. Or was it beastiality?

Is it Schrodinger’s cat and can we be certain it’s actually dead?

munging confirms it's dead

wish I didn’t look that up...

Curiosity got the best of me and I had to look this one up.

I cannot believe people actually do this. It's wrong on so many levels..

I've actually now left this page open on my phone to maybe peek at some point when I'm bored. Though I'm sure I'd be better finding other things to look at "

I hope you didn't look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 Girls 1 cup

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By *heHornyChefMan
over a year ago

derby

If u can find the video then:

Putrid Sex Object.

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey


"If u can find the video then:

Putrid Sex Object."

I`m not looking this up... I`m really not.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Blue Waffles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 girls and a cup "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 girls and a cup

"

No dont search it

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By *onobo manMan
over a year ago

Derby

Ice Docking

Lisa Stansfield is into it apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m soooooo going to google this lot!! Lol

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey


"Ice Docking

Lisa Stansfield is into it apparently "

Aka - Alaskan pipeline.

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By *onobo manMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Ice Docking

Lisa Stansfield is into it apparently

Aka - Alaskan pipeline."

I'm not googling to check I'll take your word for it lol

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By *ycallMan
over a year ago

Dorking

There was a story in the news a month or so back about a guy who used a nut (nut and bolt nut) as a cock ring, it got stuck and he had to go to hospital to get it removed.

It had a link to a full article with pictures. Thinking the whole thing funny and wondering how big the nut was I made the mistake of clicking the link.

Immediately upon seeing the pictures I regretted the decision. OMG WTF it was bad really really bad. I have no idea how he got it on and I am amazed he still has a penis. He was dumb as fuck but if you ever want to know what a bloated half dead sausage looks like just before it bursts google it, otherwise don’t make the same mistake I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ducks penis......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum Gert aka dreadgers x

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Why oh why did i break and look.ip texas taco salad i now feel ill lol anyone heed the warning dont search it haha the description is bad enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That time when a bird shit in my eye

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey


"Cum Gert aka dreadgers x "

Is the one with the peanut butter again?

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

“Cum walk” from yesterday’s forum

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey


"“Cum walk” from yesterday’s forum "

This one I like.

here`s a couple more I found.

Tolito surprise

71

The pikachu

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By *ycallMan
over a year ago

Dorking

Alabama hot pocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the thread that keeps on giving

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I wish I hadn't looked up this thread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to work in a reference library and they had a forensic science section. There’s things in there I can’t unsee. One was a bloke who had literally been kicked in the balls so many times and so hard that he died of internal bleeding. His testiclè were swollen like actual size 5 footballs.

So aye, wish I’d never looked that up! Poor bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two pumpkins, one cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my partber were nearly traumatised once when her daughter asked us what a "blue waffle" was, we had no idea and decided to google it, she nearly spewed and i dropped my ipad!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not looking for any of those but as couldn't be arsed to read and just scrolled thru I don't know if anyone's mentioned tub girl it's an old one and not sure if it still exists but I'm not going to check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boston Steamer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know what it’s called now, but a woman with stilettos stands on his jap eye

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Two girls one cup

if I could undo that image ...

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By *abuma65Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

ewww I'm done on space docking ...never gonna watch Kubriks Space Odyssey in the same light again lol

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Nipple fucking was definitely an eye opener

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Anyone mentioned Slovakian Traffic come yet?

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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon


"Alabama Hotpocket!!! "

O.m.G...

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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon


"Alabama Hotpocket!!!

O.m.G... "

Couldn't bring myself to watch the two girls one cup... Om gonna delete my Google history and stop now...

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

My pension fund today

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Since joining this site I have learnt a few new words & phrases.

Now I wish I hadn`t looked up their meaning.

Space docking

Mexican salad

The connecticut mudslide

"

Pretty much anything I have looked up from threads like this have been a mistake. I have learned my lesson now and I'm not looking up any of these.

As a wise person once said "If the answer is on Urban Dictionary, you're asking the wrong question."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything poo is so disgusting . I don’t need to know what urban name it’s called

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By *hedevilKTWoman
over a year ago

milton keynes

Blue waffle burned my eyes don’t do it

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

After 1 man, 1 jar, I only viewed a couple more, before the penny dropped that ignorance is sometimes bliss

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Alabama Hotpocket!!!

O.m.G...

Couldn't bring myself to watch the two girls one cup... Om gonna delete my Google history and stop now... "

I know I really shouldn't but I'm going to look!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal felching x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the risk of never getting a meet due to what it probably says about me, most of the ‘three word wonders’ listed here have had me in stitches!

Needed a laugh badly today and this thread has delivered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be me

be 11

be on Yahoo answers

Ask Yahoo Answers what is the best colour lipstick that I can wear so ai look cool

AnonymousMan69 says smegma

Be me

Open up AskJeeves

"Show me smegma"

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By *rAnglesey OP   Man
over a year ago

Anglesey


"be me

be 11

be on Yahoo answers

Ask Yahoo Answers what is the best colour lipstick that I can wear so ai look cool

AnonymousMan69 says smegma

Be me

Open up AskJeeves

"Show me smegma"

"

I just looked up "Smegma".. Made me feel quite ill to be honest.

I would think that Any colour would make you look at least cool if not more. (Nice pics )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'See who's near'

Creepy as!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angry dragon. Had that been said?

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

The red tent

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I learn quickly..

Never look up meanings of things put on the forums..

Just don't do it.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Gerbil armageddon......its on youtube so you know it's not bad but it is funny.

It's a radio recording that apparently got played on air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some truly shocking ones over the years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt know what snow balling was till I came on fab,I had to look it up lol ewwwwwww

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

What is a Mexican salad? I like an actual Mexican salad and all I can find are recipes for Mexican salads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo blue waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wishes he didn't look up. ^

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