FabSwingers.com forum: FAB lounge bar * Holiday Edition *

By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Since Ash & Lorna are enjoying their first holiday together Ash has asked me to host the FAB bar tonight.

With that in mind, let’s make this a holiday theme evening so.... cocktails, sangria and Estrella/ San Miugel

Place your order at the bar fabbers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Can I have a woo woo please and one for yourself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/09/19 18:16:54]"

Dam auto correct.

Vodka with please and what ever tipple takes your fancy

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I have no idea what they are called but I’ll have one of those pretty cocktails from last night, 3 different layered colours and went down a treat

Thanks Diamond

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

Sex on the beach please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does the word that rhymes with cola keep getting removed?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Why does the word that rhymes with cola keep getting removed?"

Not allowed to say it so try c*ke

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Why does the word that rhymes with cola keep getting removed?"

Banned word because of its other associations x

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Can I have a woo woo please and one for yourself x"

Evening Raven! Yes you can - one WooWoo for you. Enjoy!

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"[Removed by poster at 07/09/19 18:16:54]

Dam auto correct.

Vodka with please and what ever tipple takes your fancy"

there you go https! I’ll have a Hendricks thank you- cheers!

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I have no idea what they are called but I’ll have one of those pretty cocktails from last night, 3 different layered colours and went down a treat

Thanks Diamond

Hi Spurschick! Sounds like one of these.... a traffic light

enjoy!

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Sex on the beach please."

Oh definitely sex on the beach

bangtidy... there you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long island ice tea please, and get yourself one too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does the word that rhymes with cola keep getting removed?"

What ? Pepsi ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 07/09/19 18:16:54]

Dam auto correct.

Vodka with please and what ever tipple takes your fancy

there you go https! I’ll have a Hendricks thank you- cheers!"

Thanks

If cock is unavailable I'll take it with Pepsi

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Why does the word that rhymes with cola keep getting removed?

Not allowed to say it so try c*ke

Or c o k e!

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Long island ice tea please, and get yourself one too x"

Would you ever... Long Island iced tea, there you go. I’ll top up my gin later thank you

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"[Removed by poster at 07/09/19 18:16:54]

Dam auto correct.

Vodka with please and what ever tipple takes your fancy

there you go https! I’ll have a Hendricks thank you- cheers!

Thanks

If cock is unavailable I'll take it with Pepsi

Lmao!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a Black Russain

please Diamond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a freshmint SoCo on the rocks please

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I fancy a Black Russain

please Diamond

Hello Blue1 sure! One Black Russian on the bar for you

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

* B1ue sorry

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I'll have a freshmint SoCo on the rocks please

Hello str8

fresh mint Soco coming up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a Black Russain

please Diamond

Hello Blue1 sure! One Black Russian on the bar for you

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Woo Woo for me too please DC. There’s a place in Hull does a large teapot full of cocktails. I’ll take one of those if you have it or a jug if not. It’s been one of those weeks

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Woo Woo for me too please DC. There’s a place in Hull does a large teapot full of cocktails. I’ll take one of those if you have it or a jug if not. It’s been one of those weeks

Evening Miss SJ - on Prinny Ave? How about this lovely china teapot? Would you like a cup and saucer? Enjoy... sounds like you need it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DC is gonna be busy behind the bar tonight.. Good job she's got selections available

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

* HAS ANYONE LEFT THEIR WALLET ON THE BAR!*

No money in it mind

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I have no idea what they are called but I’ll have one of those pretty cocktails from last night, 3 different layered colours and went down a treat

Thanks Diamond

Hi Spurschick! Sounds like one of these.... a traffic light

enjoy!"

Thanks Diamond

There was definitely green in one of them, the other one no but both hit the spot

Chin chin everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of shiraz please

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Evening DC

I'll have an Estrella with a dash of lime please

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"DC is gonna be busy behind the bar tonight.. Good job she's got selections available

We cater for all needs in this bar! (Well most!)

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Woo Woo for me too please DC. There’s a place in Hull does a large teapot full of cocktails. I’ll take one of those if you have it or a jug if not. It’s been one of those weeks

Evening Miss SJ - on Prinny Ave? How about this lovely china teapot? Would you like a cup and saucer? Enjoy... sounds like you need it! "

No it’s in the old town opposite The Minster. Teapot sounds lovely and a glass will be fine thanks xx

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"A glass of shiraz please

Evening Taff! A large Shiraz for you! Someone gave me a bottle of Breacon gin as a gift yesterday

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Evening DC

I'll have an Estrella with a dash of lime please

Evening Cookie

One I’ve cold Estrella with lime for you. See you in a few weeks at MLS!

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Woo Woo for me too please DC. There’s a place in Hull does a large teapot full of cocktails. I’ll take one of those if you have it or a jug if not. It’s been one of those weeks

Evening Miss SJ - on Prinny Ave? How about this lovely china teapot? Would you like a cup and saucer? Enjoy... sounds like you need it!

No it’s in the old town opposite The Minster. Teapot sounds lovely and a glass will be fine thanks xx

Ohhhh that’s explains the teapot

if it’s opposite the Minster! There’s a glass for you

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Refill anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a free bar, so I'm buying everyone a round

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Refill anyone?"

Can I have some shots now please? X

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"It's a free bar, so I'm buying everyone a round

Yay!

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Refill anyone?

Can I have some shots now please? X"

You can yes! Pear drop gin? Vodka! .... anything else?

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Good evening everyone I'll have a San miguel please DC and one for yourself ..

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Refill anyone?

Can I have some shots now please? X

You can yes! Pear drop gin? Vodka! .... anything else?"

Oooh pear drop gin sounds lush, can I start with one of them? I'm in the mood for a proper drinking session x

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Good evening everyone I'll have a San miguel please DC and one for yourself .."

Good evening justme

you can, there you go and I’ll top up my Hendricks thank you x

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Evening DC

I'll have an Estrella with a dash of lime please

Evening Cookie

One I’ve cold Estrella with lime for you. See you in a few weeks at MLS!"

Look forward to meeting you, I'll be drinking gin that day

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Evening DC

I'll have an Estrella with a dash of lime please

Evening Cookie

One I’ve cold Estrella with lime for you. See you in a few weeks at MLS!

Look forward to meeting you, I'll be drinking gin that day

So will I

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Woo Woo for me too please DC. There’s a place in Hull does a large teapot full of cocktails. I’ll take one of those if you have it or a jug if not. It’s been one of those weeks

Evening Miss SJ - on Prinny Ave? How about this lovely china teapot? Would you like a cup and saucer? Enjoy... sounds like you need it!

No it’s in the old town opposite The Minster. Teapot sounds lovely and a glass will be fine thanks xx

Ohhhh that’s explains the teapot

if it’s opposite the Minster! There’s a glass for you"

Cheers luv you’re a diamond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another of those lovely Long Island Ice Teas that you make so well please. And do top up your gun on me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin not gun lol

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Another of those lovely Long Island Ice Teas that you make so well please. And do top up your gun on me x"

your Long Island Tea Sir and I’ve reloaded my gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening DC if it’s cocktails can I have a pornstar martini please x

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Evening DC if it’s cocktails can I have a pornstar martini please x

Hi Angie

you certainly can! Made a jug up for you... glass or straw?

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Would love another San miguel please DC maybe a shot to go with it .. you fancy another Hendricks... anyone else want one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like sex on the beach... (not getting it any other way... lol).

Music...

Ibiza classics

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Would love another San miguel please DC maybe a shot to go with it .. you fancy another Hendricks... anyone else want one ? "

San Muigel coming up.... which shot would you like and thank you x I’m tipped up

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I would like sex on the beach... (not getting it any other way... lol).

Music...

Ibiza classics "
the beach or the sex

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Would love another San miguel please DC maybe a shot to go with it .. you fancy another Hendricks... anyone else want one ?

San Muigel coming up.... which shot would you like and thank you x I’m tipped up "
sambuca / tequila /vodka... your choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pina colado please Diamond, and can you ask the barmaid to unblock me so I can see her!! Lol x

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I would like sex on the beach... (not getting it any other way... lol).

Music...

Ibiza classics "

Hi golden wonder! Sex on the beach it is!

Ramping up the Ibiza classics for you

https://youtu.be/KJxJxr9RlKM

Good life - inner city

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Would love another San miguel please DC maybe a shot to go with it .. you fancy another Hendricks... anyone else want one ?

San Muigel coming up.... which shot would you like and thank you x I’m tipped up sambuca / tequila /vodka... your choice "

Let’s go Tequila!

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Evening DC.....

Can I have a speciality cocktail of yours??

Hit man up with something special, get them creative juices flowing and make it strong!!!

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Pina colado please Diamond, and can you ask the barmaid to unblock me so I can see her!! Lol x"

Hello Trappist! Pina colada coming up!

She says you’ve dropped off the list and she can’t

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Evening DC.....

Can I have a speciality cocktail of yours??

Hit man up with something special, get them creative juices flowing and make it strong!!!

Hoya Jizzy! Oh! That would be a ....Cuba Libra!

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over a year ago

"Pina colado please Diamond, and can you ask the barmaid to unblock me so I can see her!! Lol x

Hello Trappist! Pina colada coming up!

She says you’ve dropped off the list and she can’t

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Ahh well, I'll have to work my magic on her then!.......bottoms up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening DC if it’s cocktails can I have a pornstar martini please x

Hi Angie

you certainly can! Made a jug up for you... glass or straw?

Oh as it’s a Saturday I’ll go with a straw x

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Would love another San miguel please DC maybe a shot to go with it .. you fancy another Hendricks... anyone else want one ?

San Muigel coming up.... which shot would you like and thank you x I’m tipped up sambuca / tequila /vodka... your choice

Let’s go Tequila!"
salt and lemon too ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like sex on the beach... (not getting it any other way... lol).

Music...

Ibiza classics the beach or the sex

Both.... lol

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over a year ago

"I would like sex on the beach... (not getting it any other way... lol).

Music...

Ibiza classics

Hi golden wonder! Sex on the beach it is!

Ramping up the Ibiza classics for you

https://youtu.be/KJxJxr9RlKM

Good life - inner city

Perfect.. quality service thank you

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Evening DC.....

Can I have a speciality cocktail of yours??

Hit man up with something special, get them creative juices flowing and make it strong!!!

Hoya Jizzy! Oh! That would be a ....Cuba Libra! "

Aaaaaahhhhh DC, you know me too well.....very heavy on the Spiced Rum my darling......

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Evening DC if it’s cocktails can I have a pornstar martini please x

Hi Angie

you certainly can! Made a jug up for you... glass or straw?

Oh as it’s a Saturday I’ll go with a straw x

Good choice

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By *iamondCougar OP Woman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Evening DC.....

Can I have a speciality cocktail of yours??

Hit man up with something special, get them creative juices flowing and make it strong!!!

Hoya Jizzy! Oh! That would be a ....Cuba Libra!

Aaaaaahhhhh DC, you know me too well.....very heavy on the Spiced Rum my darling......

Done!

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