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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How do England bowlers get Steven Smith out before he scores another 1000 runs?

Answers on a postcard to; England Cricket Team,

Home dressing room, LCCC, Old Trafford.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do England bowlers get Steven Smith out before he scores another 1000 runs?

Answers on a postcard to; England Cricket Team,

Home dressing room, LCCC, Old Trafford."

Omg, a woman on fab who knows cricket!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do England bowlers get Steven Smith out before he scores another 1000 runs?

Answers on a postcard to; England Cricket Team,

Home dressing room, LCCC, Old Trafford.

Omg, a woman on fab who knows cricket!! "

Oh yes, big fan here. Followed every ball of the Ashes so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do England bowlers get Steven Smith out before he scores another 1000 runs?

Answers on a postcard to; England Cricket Team,

Home dressing room, LCCC, Old Trafford.

Omg, a woman on fab who knows cricket!!

Oh yes, big fan here. Followed every ball of the Ashes so far."

Marry me!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do England bowlers get Steven Smith out before he scores another 1000 runs?

Answers on a postcard to; England Cricket Team,

Home dressing room, LCCC, Old Trafford.

Omg, a woman on fab who knows cricket!!

Oh yes, big fan here. Followed every ball of the Ashes so far.

Marry me!! Lol"

I think that's against the law, and my current hubby might have something to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do England bowlers get Steven Smith out before he scores another 1000 runs?

Answers on a postcard to; England Cricket Team,

Home dressing room, LCCC, Old Trafford.

Omg, a woman on fab who knows cricket!!

Oh yes, big fan here. Followed every ball of the Ashes so far.

Marry me!! Lol

I think that's against the law, and my current hubby might have something to say. "

Good point!

Anyhoo, answer is... Keep him at one end with line and length and attack the rest of the team from the other end, because without him it's an average aussie team at best

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It does look like the uneven bounce might get him this time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It does look like the uneven bounce might get him this time. "

Rather rely on tactics than 4th day pitch conditions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub the ball with sand paper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rub the ball with sand paper "

I think performing a sexual act in public is illega

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's an air of inevitability about what I'm witnessing.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Tie his laces together

Sport it pulls you this way and that, he is extraordinary though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tie his laces together

Sport it pulls you this way and that, he is extraordinary though. "

Yep he's an extraordinary cheat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do England bowlers get Steven Smith out before he scores another 1000 runs?

Answers on a postcard to; England Cricket Team,

Home dressing room, LCCC, Old Trafford."

Laxatives in him meal lol

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

If you find the answer, tell Joe Root!

Anything wide of off, he'll usually leave. Anything straight he'll block. Anything leg side he tucks away for runs.

Maybe adopt a baseball esq bowl? Honestly, cheating aside, he's a bloody incredible batsman as we're finding out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plant sandpaper near the stumps

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Trip him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigger question is what kind of woman watches cricket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do England bowlers get Steven Smith out before he scores another 1000 runs?

Answers on a postcard to; England Cricket Team,

Home dressing room, LCCC, Old Trafford."

Think the OP has to go into the Aussie dressing room and discombobulate him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bigger question is what kind of woman watches cricket "

Could be worse, could be a football fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bigger question is what kind of woman watches cricket

Could be worse, could be a football fan."

Well that's better than the answer I was thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady who like football is really cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring back Bodyline!

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