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"are you Nottsmale incognito? "only one way to find out.. | |||
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"Fcuk this i need a Drink ... CHEERS "OI. Nae drinking on duty!!!!!!!!!! | |||
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"Fcuk this i need a Drink ... CHEERS
OI. Nae drinking on duty!!!!!!!!!!"Well serve me then ... prity please  | |||
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"Fcuk this i need a Drink ... CHEERS
OI. Nae drinking on duty!!!!!!!!!!
Well serve me then ...
prity please
"Sorry pal. you're barred!! Now gerrout ma pub!!!! | |||
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"Fcuk this i need a Drink ... CHEERS
OI. Nae drinking on duty!!!!!!!!!!
Well serve me then ...
prity please
Sorry pal. you're barred!! Now gerrout ma pub!!!!"It's my fcukin pub ..ffs..your just my Topless Barmaid .. when i say just ..you are my .FAV
just pour me a nice cold Guinness will you please
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"are you Nottsmale incognito? "Mebbies i am Mebbies i'm not | |||
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"Fcuk this i need a Drink ... CHEERS
OI. Nae drinking on duty!!!!!!!!!!
Well serve me then ...
prity please
Sorry pal. you're barred!! Now gerrout ma pub!!!!
It's my fcukin pub ..ffs..your just my Topless Barmaid .. when i say just ..you are my .FAV
just pour me a nice cold Guinness will you please
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"are you Nottsmale incognito?
Mebbies i am
Mebbies i'm not
"No you're not, just looked at your pic | |||
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"pint for me and a fruit juice for the lady "would that be , apple , plum , pieapple , grapefruit , orange , lemom, pear , strawberry , blackcurrant .. or shall i just give you the nearest one ..SIR | |||
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"someone mention drink?
who's buying? "looks like you are so mines a vodka, diet please xx | |||
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"someone mention drink?
who's buying?
looks like you are so mines a vodka, diet please xx "god damn it! *empties copper jar out on the bar  | |||
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"someone mention drink?
who's buying? "It's on the House my treat ..what you having ? and here's a dry white for the Last Lady too Cheers | |||
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" It's on the House my treat ..what you having ? and here's a dry white for the Last Lady too Cheers "woooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo suckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr please may I have a bottle of grey goose vodka, a bottle of champers, a bottle of jd, a bottle of wine for my pal over there.... anyone else? quick its on the house!  | |||
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" It's on the House my treat ..what you having ? and here's a dry white for the Last Lady too Cheers
woooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo suckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
please may I have a bottle of grey goose vodka, a bottle of champers, a bottle of jd, a bottle of wine for my pal over there.... anyone else? quick its on the house! "Fill ya Boots ,i am ..great photo's | |||
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"IF YOUR NAMES NOT ON THE LIST YOU CANT COME IN ....!! Mebbies i can be tempted ... "is my name on the list?
my evil twin likes to stock up and pass drinks about. I would never do such a thing honest
Quick girls... get the flasks out ya handbags!!! | |||
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"IF YOUR NAMES NOT ON THE LIST YOU CANT COME IN ....!! Mebbies i can be tempted ...
is my name on the list?
my evil twin likes to stock up and pass drinks about. I would never do such a thing honest
Quick girls... get the flasks out ya handbags!!!"I think i'd best see some I D , i dont think you ladies look old enough to be in here , you look so young | |||
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"IF YOUR NAMES NOT ON THE LIST YOU CANT COME IN ....!! Mebbies i can be tempted ...
is my name on the list?
my evil twin likes to stock up and pass drinks about. I would never do such a thing honest
Quick girls... get the flasks out ya handbags!!!
I think i'd best see some I D , i dont think you ladies look old enough to be in here , you look so young
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"IF YOUR NAMES NOT ON THE LIST YOU CANT COME IN ....!! Mebbies i can be tempted ...
is my name on the list?
my evil twin likes to stock up and pass drinks about. I would never do such a thing honest
Quick girls... get the flasks out ya handbags!!!
I think i'd best see some I D , i dont think you ladies look old enough to be in here , you look so young
CHEESE ALERT..... "Hello you , back for more of the same are you ...i am very loveable aint i ..people will start to talk if you carry on teasing me like this | |||
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"Remy Martin XO please. With a pint of Kronenburg chaser. Ta." Hmmm, i'm not sure your following the correct dress code ..but i'll make an exception seeing as tho you look fit in it | |||
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"Remy Martin XO please. With a pint of Kronenburg chaser. Ta. Hmmm, i'm not sure your following the correct dress code ..but i'll make an exception seeing as tho you look fit in it "I can keep me boxers on if it's a problem? | |||
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"Remy Martin XO please. With a pint of Kronenburg chaser. Ta. Hmmm, i'm not sure your following the correct dress code ..but i'll make an exception seeing as tho you look fit in it
I can keep me boxers on if it's a problem? "no you look fine just as you are , hiding behind that photo | |||
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"Remy Martin XO please. With a pint of Kronenburg chaser. Ta. Hmmm, i'm not sure your following the correct dress code ..but i'll make an exception seeing as tho you look fit in it
I can keep me boxers on if it's a problem? "If he's wearing a man utd thong im out! | |||
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"Remy Martin XO please. With a pint of Kronenburg chaser. Ta. Hmmm, i'm not sure your following the correct dress code ..but i'll make an exception seeing as tho you look fit in it
I can keep me boxers on if it's a problem?
If he's wearing a man utd thong im out! "LOL. he aint got the balls | |||
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"G & T please" Hiya Pet . looking as delicious as per usual , have you had a nice day ? | |||
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"YOOOOWWW.... i'm just going down the cellar to change a Barrel..back in a bit ,have you ever been had ...ooops i mean have you ever been shown how to change a Barrel .'PET'..? would you like to cum and watch me ? "Had lots of experience changing barrels and can even tap one | |||
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"YOOOOWWW.... i'm just going down the cellar to change a Barrel..back in a bit ,have you ever been had ...ooops i mean have you ever been shown how to change a Barrel .'PET'..? would you like to cum and watch me ?
Had lots of experience changing barrels and can even tap one "hmmm, well why dont you cum down the cellar with me and show me your skills , i'd love to watch you in action ...come on ,while it's quite ,up here .. | |||
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"YOOOOWWW.... i'm just going down the cellar to change a Barrel..back in a bit ,have you ever been had ...ooops i mean have you ever been shown how to change a Barrel .'PET'..? would you like to cum and watch me ?
Had lots of experience changing barrels and can even tap one "im double barrelled ..... does that count ????? | |||
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"Sailor Jerry and for me please "Hiya , hows you , looking good Lady .. one sailor Jerry coming right Up.. ice or on the rocks ? | |||
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"YOOOOWWW.... i'm just going down the cellar to change a Barrel..back in a bit ,have you ever been had ...ooops i mean have you ever been shown how to change a Barrel .'PET'..? would you like to cum and watch me ?
Had lots of experience changing barrels and can even tap one
hmmm, well why dont you cum down the cellar with me and show me your skills , i'd love to watch you in action ...come on ,while it's quite ,up here .. "You got the hammer for knocking out the peg? | |||
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"YOOOOWWW.... i'm just going down the cellar to change a Barrel..back in a bit ,have you ever been had ...ooops i mean have you ever been shown how to change a Barrel .'PET'..? would you like to cum and watch me ?
Had lots of experience changing barrels and can even tap one
im double barrelled ..... does that count ????? "That always counts | |||
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"YOOOOWWW.... i'm just going down the cellar to change a Barrel..back in a bit ,have you ever been had ...ooops i mean have you ever been shown how to change a Barrel .'PET'..? would you like to cum and watch me ?
Had lots of experience changing barrels and can even tap one
hmmm, well why dont you cum down the cellar with me and show me your skills , i'd love to watch you in action ...come on ,while it's quite ,up here ..
You got the hammer for knocking out the peg?"I got everything you'll need Pet | |||
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"ice and lime please " Okies ..here you go ..Enjoy | |||
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"Large brandy and for me please, lots of ice. "Hmm, okies ... thanks for dropping in enjoy | |||
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"mmmmm.. fancy a Kir Royal Please and a bottle of Bud for Paul :0" Okies you two , why dont you find yourselfs a comfy seat , and i'll bring it over to you .. | |||
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"Thanks... very kind "Thats No problemo , it's nice to see a couple out together to enjoy themselfs | |||
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"Err still waiting for my G & T barman, I know I'm short, perhaps I need a stool at the bar "Lol, why dont you cum around the back of the bar with me and sit on my knee, and we can chat while we serve .. | |||
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"Sounds good to me "Good Answer | |||
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"Sounds good to me
Good Answer "Well I'm a good girl | |||
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"Sounds good to me
Good Answer
Well I'm a good girl "Hmmm i bet you are ,very very good Cheers | |||
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"Sounds good to me
Good Answer
Well I'm a good girl
Hmmm i bet you are ,very very good
Cheers
"Cheers and with that I'm sorry I must love and leave you, g'night all, sweet dreams | |||
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"two pints and a packet of crisps please "Hello you two .. go find yourselfs a nice seat , and put some tunes on the juke box for me will you please , just needs plugging in ...i'll bring ya drinks over , what crisps would you like ? | |||
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"any chance of a glass of milk please?? "Lol, you can have anything you like . your still my Fav ... | |||
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"two pints and a packet of crisps please
Hello you two .. go find yourselfs a nice seat , and put some tunes on the juke box for me will you please , just needs plugging in ...i'll bring ya drinks over , what crisps would you like ?
"Ready salted when you are ready Thanks | |||
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"two pints and a packet of crisps please
Hello you two .. go find yourselfs a nice seat , and put some tunes on the juke box for me will you please , just needs plugging in ...i'll bring ya drinks over , what crisps would you like ?
Ready salted when you are ready Thanks "Lol, I'm Always Ready dont ya know .. | |||
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"any chance of a glass of milk please??
Lol, you can have anything you like . your still my Fav ...
"fook off, I ain't working tomorrow dayshift............  | |||
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"any chance of a glass of milk please??
Lol, you can have anything you like . your still my Fav ...
fook off, I ain't working tomorrow dayshift............ "Shit , you can read me like a book ...i'll pay you double .. | |||
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"any chance of a glass of milk please??
Lol, you can have anything you like . your still my Fav ...
fook off, I ain't working tomorrow dayshift............
Shit , you can read me like a book ...i'll pay you double .. "double AND a t-shirt... or put the blooming heating on!! | |||
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"any chance of a glass of milk please??
Lol, you can have anything you like . your still my Fav ...
fook off, I ain't working tomorrow dayshift............
Shit , you can read me like a book ...i'll pay you double ..
double AND a t-shirt... or put the blooming heating on!!"
Lol, you drive a hard bargain .
DEAL..
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"snakebite for me and a bottle of baileys for dev
"Help yourself ,i'm chilling , i've had a very busy day..
Pour me another Guinness while your at it will ya
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"Just fancied a lager... But after what Ive just learned on yer other thread... "Well never judge a book by it's cover pick what you want from the bottle fridge ...but dont take the piss ...eh or you wont get another free one
Cheers ,,Enjoy | |||
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" ..... pick what you want from the bottle fridge ...but dont take the piss ...eh or you wont get another free one
Cheers ,,Enjoy"Dont need any more piss thankyou...
But a bottle of Stella would be very welcome...
Your very good health kind sir...
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" Not wishing to be a party pooper, (in case i follow through), but i take it you do have the necessary licence OP? Just askin'. " *Passes Mushy the Andrex....*  | |||
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" Not wishing to be a party pooper, (in case i follow through), but i take it you do have the necessary licence OP? Just askin'. " Do i look as tho i give a Fcuk about a Licence ? | |||
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" Not wishing to be a party pooper, (in case i follow through), but i take it you do have the necessary licence OP? Just askin'. *Passes Mushy the Andrex....* "Ta. Now where's my free puppy? | |||
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" Not wishing to be a party pooper, (in case i follow through), but i take it you do have the necessary licence OP? Just askin'. *Passes Mushy the Andrex....*
Ta. Now where's my free puppy?"Thought you were growin yer own... | |||
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" Not wishing to be a party pooper, (in case i follow through), but i take it you do have the necessary licence OP? Just askin'. *Passes Mushy the Andrex....*
Ta. Now where's my free puppy?
Thought you were growin yer own... "You misheard, i said i was grooming.... | |||
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"snakebite for me and a bottle of baileys for dev
Help yourself ,i'm chilling , i've had a very busy day..
Pour me another Guinness while your at it will ya
Cheers"Ta, poured ya three guinesses to be getting on with - should keep ya busy for an hour...
Good 'elf
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" Not wishing to be a party pooper, (in case i follow through), but i take it you do have the necessary licence OP? Just askin'. Do i look as tho i give a Fcuk about a Licence ? "it's a DILLIGAF licence
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"snakebite for me and a bottle of baileys for dev
Help yourself ,i'm chilling , i've had a very busy day..
Pour me another Guinness while your at it will ya
Cheers
Ta, poured ya three guinesses to be getting on with - should keep ya busy for an hour...
Good 'elf
Wolf
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"I need something long, strong, cool and will slip down the throat with ease "Castrol GTX | |||
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"I need something long, strong, cool and will slip down the throat with ease "Hmmm, i got just what your looking for .. Help yourself to drinks peeps , we'll be back later Cheers | |||
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"snakebite for me and a bottle of baileys for dev
Help yourself ,i'm chilling , i've had a very busy day..
Pour me another Guinness while your at it will ya
Cheers
Ta, poured ya three guinesses to be getting on with - should keep ya busy for an hour...
Good 'elf
Wolf
Cheers your a star ,do you fancy a job ,lol
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"I need something long, strong, cool and will slip down the throat with ease
Castrol GTX "Baaaaaaaaaaaaad girl | |||
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"I need something long, strong, cool and will slip down the throat with ease
Castrol GTX
Baaaaaaaaaaaaad girl "well bit quite in here tonight ,erm shall we carry on where we left off..
i'll grab us a couple of bottles , to take with us
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"I need something long, strong, cool and will slip down the throat with ease
Castrol GTX
Baaaaaaaaaaaaad girl
well bit quite in here tonight ,erm shall we carry on where we left off..
i'll grab us a couple of bottles , to take with us
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"I need something long, strong, cool and will slip down the throat with ease
Castrol GTX
Baaaaaaaaaaaaad girl
well bit quite in here tonight ,erm shall we carry on where we left off..
i'll grab us a couple of bottles , to take with us
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Pol Roger White Foil please"Okies...
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"Err still waiting for my G & T barman, I know I'm short, perhaps I need a stool at the bar "toilets round the back!!! lol | |||
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