FabSwingers.com forum: Done anything daft lately?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I changed my hair appointment to Fri instead of the normal Wed and went into the salon this evening.

Doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do things like that every day !!. Is that abnormal then ??...oh dear

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I changed my hair appointment to Fri instead of the normal Wed and went into the salon this evening.

Doh!

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I went to the hospital to have blood taken and took my lucky monkey, i left him behind and went back for him only to find they had put him in childrens lost property

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep!

Just logged back on here

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

nope, I never do anything daft... only really STOOOOPID things!!!

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By *eamCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

named a gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

messaged someone and asked for a fuck, wouldnt mind but i attatched my best cock pic aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Collected my new bike today.........and promptly fell off it cycling it home!

Hippo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Collected my new bike today.........and promptly fell off it cycling it home!

Hippo x"

did someone steal your stabilizers.. the basta*ds..

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Collected my new bike today.........and promptly fell off it cycling it home!

Hippo x

did someone steal your stabilizers.. the basta*ds..

those bloody hibees get everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I accused a workmate of pinching my biro and I had it stuck behind my ear'ole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bought a desk off ebay, didnt check the measurements, couldnt fit it in my car, had to go back and borrowmy brothers van, then got it home and couldnt fit it through the front door and had to take the legs off (in the dark) which took ages because its a really old leather topped mahogany one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... and I went to work today with my skiddies on inside out. Couldn't get my willy out when I went to loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... and I went to work today with my skiddies on inside out. Couldn't get my willy out when I went to loo

perfect excuse to treat yourself to a sit down wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" did someone steal your stabilizers.. the basta*ds..

those bloody hibees get everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Collected my new bike today.........and promptly fell off it cycling it home!

Hippo x

did someone steal your stabilizers.. the basta*ds..

those bloody hibees get everywhere

Lol!

It's a good 20 years since I rode a bike. I looked like Bambi on ice!!!

But I guess riding a bike is like having sex. Once you've done it, you never forget, lol (although you may be a bit wobbly when you first get back in the saddle)

Hippo x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"... and I went to work today with my skiddies on inside out. Couldn't get my willy out when I went to loo

perfect excuse to treat yourself to a sit down wee"

Seriously just choked whilst laughing at that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had a big paper fight elastic bad fight and my manager walked in

hmmmm he just said fuck this and joined in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do things like that every day !!. Is that abnormal then ??...oh dear

I was thinking that lol

cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"messaged someone and asked for a fuck, wouldnt mind but i attatched my best cock pic aswell

That was your best??

Jeeez, hate to see a bad one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sprayed a mouth spray up me nose cos I aimed it wrong. Not a nice experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a weird dream night before last and dreamed that I ate a packet of Aspirin.

I woke up in a panic and checked our medicine drawer to see if I really did take them.

It seemed so real, and scared me shitless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a weird dream night before last and dreamed that I ate a packet of Aspirin.

I woke up in a panic and checked our medicine drawer to see if I really did take them.

It seemed so real, and scared me shitless

I once dreamt that I'd murdered someone who was trying to kill me and what woke me up was someone knocking on the door. It felt so real that I thought it was the cops but it was someone delivering something from Amazon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pointed my car keys at my house after closing the door and pressed the central locking button...felt like a bit of an eejit.

Spraying shaving foam on my armpits is another recent one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't today but Siren once picked up the TV remote and pointed it at our son to turn him down - and she wasn't playing a joke either. She cringed when I asked her what she was doing.

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By *idlifecrisis40Man
over a year ago

Manchester (North)

"Pointed my car keys at my house after closing the door and pressed the central locking button...felt like a bit of an eejit."

Really though, why has no-one invented central locking for houses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

last nite I drank redwine and ate cheese late on...and wondered why I had such bizarre n horrid dreams lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"last nite I drank redwine and ate cheese late on...and wondered why I had such bizarre n horrid dreams lol"

ffs pads, buckie is NOT red wine!! How many times? pfft xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"last nite I drank redwine and ate cheese late on...and wondered why I had such bizarre n horrid dreams lol

ffs pads, buckie is NOT red wine!! How many times? pfft xx"

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Tripped over the draw bar of my trailer

Owchee

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Usually an everyday occurence for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

often daft in the morning, how many times have I gone to work with my top on inside out!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Managed to cut myself shaving this afternoon, and you thinking everyone does at some point bet not with electric razor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I nearly did!

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