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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago

Exeter

Just look out in my garden and there is a gnome sitting in the middle of the lawn? Who the hell put it there!!!!! Own up please......Think I will give him a name?

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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago

Exeter

perhaps Gnorman sounds good to me

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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago

Exeter

F*@k the gnome he is going to hang at midnight and I dont care who he belongs too

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"F*@k the gnome he is going to hang at midnight and I dont care who he belongs too

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Have a look round see if there are six more

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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago

Exeter

"F*@k the gnome he is going to hang at midnight and I dont care who he belongs too

Have a look round see if there are six more

what there could be more than one?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"F*@k the gnome he is going to hang at midnight and I dont care who he belongs too

Have a look round see if there are six more

what there could be more than one?

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indeedy

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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago

Exeter

"F*@k the gnome he is going to hang at midnight and I dont care who he belongs too

Have a look round see if there are six more

what there could be more than one?

indeedy

fireing squad at dawn me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"F*@k the gnome he is going to hang at midnight and I dont care who he belongs too

Have a look round see if there are six more

what there could be more than one?

indeedy

fireing squad at dawn me thinks

if you find a gnome in your garden - kill it !!! smash it to bits !!!

then it wont come back...

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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago

Exeter

"F*@k the gnome he is going to hang at midnight and I dont care who he belongs too

Have a look round see if there are six more

what there could be more than one?

indeedy

fireing squad at dawn me thinks

if you find a gnome in your garden - kill it !!! smash it to bits !!!

then it wont come back...

They make me think of the film "It" by stephen king hate them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL Be afraid, be very afraid. No gnome travels alone.......

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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago

Exeter

"PMSL Be afraid, be very afraid. No gnome travels alone.......

Was always told never no never talk to anybody with a beard and a pointed hat now I know why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your username sounds almost like gnome ... _eam .. hmmm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does he look happy, or is it one of the other little fookers?

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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago

Exeter

"Your username sounds almost like gnome ... _eam .. hmmm...

never thought about it before but you are right

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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago

Exeter

"Does he look happy, or is it one of the other little fookers?

smiling like a cheshire cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww... Poor little fella... If ya dont want him at least find im a gnome on the national elf...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its probably Soapy!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

that made me giggle

however, if it was my garden and a gnome appeared out of now where, I'd be well freaked out

Lock the doors and windows NOW!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Its probably Soapy!"

awww that's who popped into my mind when I first read it

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By *eam OP Couple
over a year ago

Exeter

that made me giggle

however, if it was my garden and a gnome appeared out of now where, I'd be well freaked out

Lock the doors and windows NOW!"

I have but where the hell did it come from in the first place have asked my so called friends and all say they did not leave it there or are they lying?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

I have but where the hell did it come from in the first place have asked my so called friends and all say they did not leave it there or are they lying?

he may have walked there orrrrrrrr

used his fishing rod as a paddle

oh ffs im scaring myself now

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