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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How come the wife rushes me to get ready and I end up waiting??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont get me started on women time keeping

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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Ask her why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally the women are getting everyone in the household ready so just need some time for themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come the wife rushes me to get ready and I end up waiting??"

The answer can be found on page 26502 of the husband manual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it’s our prerogative. Simples.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ask her why"

Turns out it was my fault!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because it’s our prerogative. Simples."

Stop calling me simples

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How come the wife rushes me to get ready and I end up waiting??

The answer can be found on page 26502 of the husband manual. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Normally the women are getting everyone in the household ready so just need some time for themselves. "

Only us two!!

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

I'm lucky we both get ready fast

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Woman = Stand up, do hair, make up, check clothes over. Phone taxi. Shout kids. Take items from kids. Check kids over. Phone relative or sitter n check all is running fine. Write a note for kids and sitter. Put out snacks n stuff. Check over loo make sure kids and man haven't pissed anywhere before sitter arrives. Phone restaurant to say might be five mins late. Chuck dog in kitchen for pissing on shoes. Go upstairs to change shoes. Shout at kids for fighting. Remember was putting out snacks n go to finish them off. Text mate who is the pick up for work in the morning to say she's going in later so not to come to pick her up. Phone friend who is taking kids to school in the morning to say is it still okay ? Run downstairs to door bell ... pay window cleaner... look at him like this cos he won't fuck off and is too chatty. Wave to neighbour over the road and smile. Shout yeah it is bin day tommoz..... shut door shout at kids. Check handbag for money , keys and phone. Check in mirror for lippy on teeth. Fuck! Suddenly remember packed lunches for tomorrow. Fuck it! Shell out money on the counter for a school dinner. Let the dog out for a shit. Run to door to tell taxi bloke you will be half a minute and not to go. Hold stomach in - glance in mirror. Shout partner .... final check in bag. Show sitter in and show her snacks n drinks n note tell her about bed times n net n t.v. nannies etc ..... threaten kids. Look like this at partner as he blows self a kiss in mirror.

Man = Stand up, pat pocket, blow self kiss ..... ready.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Woman = Stand up, do hair, make up, check clothes over. Phone taxi. Shout kids. Take items from kids. Check kids over. Phone relative or sitter n check all is running fine. Write a note for kids and sitter. Put out snacks n stuff. Check over loo make sure kids and man haven't pissed anywhere before sitter arrives. Phone restaurant to say might be five mins late. Chuck dog in kitchen for pissing on shoes. Go upstairs to change shoes. Shout at kids for fighting. Remember was putting out snacks n go to finish them off. Text mate who is the pick up for work in the morning to say she's going in later so not to come to pick her up. Phone friend who is taking kids to school in the morning to say is it still okay ? Run downstairs to door bell ... pay window cleaner... look at him like this cos he won't fuck off and is too chatty. Wave to neighbour over the road and smile. Shout yeah it is bin day tommoz..... shut door shout at kids. Check handbag for money , keys and phone. Check in mirror for lippy on teeth. Fuck! Suddenly remember packed lunches for tomorrow. Fuck it! Shell out money on the counter for a school dinner. Let the dog out for a shit. Run to door to tell taxi bloke you will be half a minute and not to go. Hold stomach in - glance in mirror. Shout partner .... final check in bag. Show sitter in and show her snacks n drinks n note tell her about bed times n net n t.v. nannies etc ..... threaten kids. Look like this at partner as he blows self a kiss in mirror.

Man = Stand up, pat pocket, blow self kiss ..... ready."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok this is simple . Men to the left because women are always right

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok this is simple . Men to the left because women are always right "

Hee hee! I’d do what you told me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Simples. Did you get it sorted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other way round in our house, I’m always waiting for D as he’s always faffing about before we go out!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"How come the wife rushes me to get ready and I end up waiting??"

Something to do with waiting for the makeup to set.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


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Woman = Stand up, do hair, make up, check clothes over. Phone taxi. Shout kids. Take items from kids. Check kids over. Phone relative or sitter n check all is running fine. Write a note for kids and sitter. Put out snacks n stuff. Check over loo make sure kids and man haven't pissed anywhere before sitter arrives. Phone restaurant to say might be five mins late. Chuck dog in kitchen for pissing on shoes. Go upstairs to change shoes. Shout at kids for fighting. Remember was putting out snacks n go to finish them off. Text mate who is the pick up for work in the morning to say she's going in later so not to come to pick her up. Phone friend who is taking kids to school in the morning to say is it still okay ? Run downstairs to door bell ... pay window cleaner... look at him like this cos he won't fuck off and is too chatty. Wave to neighbour over the road and smile. Shout yeah it is bin day tommoz..... shut door shout at kids. Check handbag for money , keys and phone. Check in mirror for lippy on teeth. Fuck! Suddenly remember packed lunches for tomorrow. Fuck it! Shell out money on the counter for a school dinner. Let the dog out for a shit. Run to door to tell taxi bloke you will be half a minute and not to go. Hold stomach in - glance in mirror. Shout partner .... final check in bag. Show sitter in and show her snacks n drinks n note tell her about bed times n net n t.v. nannies etc ..... threaten kids. Look like this at partner as he blows self a kiss in mirror.

Man = Stand up, pat pocket, blow self kiss ..... ready."

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