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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness

Thank you MyLady ,it's always a pleasure to come after you .. Please Allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and fame ,The name's Sir Anytime'Ade ,,but you ladies can call me Anytime ,just a harmless bachelor ,you know,Out for a little Fun and excitement.But this is all to awful.The Victim was a very close friend,Very close indeed,i dont know how we shall all manage without her on here ,It'll seem so funny now that we wont talk anymore

I feel quite overcome with the emotion of it all. Mebbies i should have another Guinness? Jusrt to steady the nerves, you understand. What do you think...

Players needed stick your nane down here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...what on earth are you talking about?

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"...what on earth are you talking about?"

A MURDER as been commited on here

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"...what on earth are you talking about?

A MURDER as been commited on here

"

It was Ade in the Lounge with a needle and THREAD

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"...what on earth are you talking about?

A MURDER as been commited on here

It was Ade in the Lounge with a needle and THREAD "

Dont be silly ..i'm the DICK ...

I mean the DETECTIVE ...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Im not a player, but il includoe meself in said game

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"Im not a player, but il includoe meself in said game "

ARRR .. The Murder always returns ...

..to the scene of the Crime ..i'm afraid i'm going to have to ask you some questions ..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Im not a player, but il includoe meself in said game

ARRR .. The Murder always returns ...

..to the scene of the Crime ..i'm afraid i'm going to have to ask you some questions ..

"

Ask away...can i keep my fingers and legs crossed?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

We could be here awhile Femme

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"We could be here awhile Femme "

I will get to you soon enough ...

i need to find out what you was both doing last night between 1am and 5am , Where you was ,what you was doing ,and who you was doing it with

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"We could be here awhile Femme

I will get to you soon enough ...

i need to find out what you was both doing last night between 1am and 5am , Where you was ,what you was doing ,and who you was doing it with

"

I was on here till late, then i was being fucked up the arse til about 4am, then from 5 am onwards i applied ice to my nether regions and slept til 8am

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"We could be here awhile Femme

I will get to you soon enough ...

i need to find out what you was both doing last night between 1am and 5am , Where you was ,what you was doing ,and who you was doing it with

I was on here till late, then i was being fucked up the arse til about 4am, then from 5 am onwards i applied ice to my nether regions and slept til 8am "

Hmmm , that sounds like an Alibi

did you cook this Up between the two of you to throw me off the scent ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...what on earth are you talking about?

A MURDER as been commited on here

It was Ade in the Lounge with a needle and THREAD

Dont be silly ..i'm the DICK ...

I mean the DETECTIVE ...

"

Sorry, we can only accept the first answer!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"We could be here awhile Femme

I will get to you soon enough ...

i need to find out what you was both doing last night between 1am and 5am , Where you was ,what you was doing ,and who you was doing it with

I was on here till late, then i was fucking FMUMA up the arse til about 4am, then from 5 am onwards i applied ice to her nether regions and slept til 8am "

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

It was the scottish one, she made me do it!

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"...what on earth are you talking about?

A MURDER as been commited on here

It was Ade in the Lounge with a needle and THREAD

Dont be silly ..i'm the DICK ...

I mean the DETECTIVE ...

Sorry, we can only accept the first answer!!"

Erm , i think you will find that i'll be DICK TATING the Question Answers and Suspects from now on ..get in Line ..i thank you

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"It was the scottish one, she made me do it! "

awww, there's gonnae be a MURRRRRRRRDERRRRRRR!!!!!

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"It was the scottish one, she made me do it!

awww, there's gonnae be a MURRRRRRRRDERRRRRRR!!!!! "

Hmm, a Scottish one , tell me more ,she aint a Fiery Wild Red Head is she by any chance ..

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"It was the scottish one, she made me do it!

awww, there's gonnae be a MURRRRRRRRDERRRRRRR!!!!!

Hmm, a Scottish one , tell me more ,she aint a Fiery Wild Red Head is she by any chance .. "

nah, blondish but definitely fiery and wild....

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"It was the scottish one, she made me do it!

awww, there's gonnae be a MURRRRRRRRDERRRRRRR!!!!!

Hmm, a Scottish one , tell me more ,she aint a Fiery Wild Red Head is she by any chance ..

nah, blondish but definitely fiery and wild.... "

hmmm best ..

mail me her number i may just need to

ask her a few questions (p.s. do you think she'd mind wearing a Red Wig ?)

Any road UP where was i ?

did anyone know the Victim on a very very close relationship terms ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...what on earth are you talking about?

A MURDER as been commited on here

It was Ade in the Lounge with a needle and THREAD

Dont be silly ..i'm the DICK ...

I mean the DETECTIVE ...

Sorry, we can only accept the first answer!!

Erm , i think you will find that i'll be DICK TATING the Question Answers and Suspects from now on ..get in Line ..i thank you

"

No need for me to be questioned, I was miles away doing a spot of dogging, hanging out of the back of a fit young chick in a northerly direction under the gaze of the moon.

I rest my case

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"It was the scottish one, she made me do it!

awww, there's gonnae be a MURRRRRRRRDERRRRRRR!!!!!

Hmm, a Scottish one , tell me more ,she aint a Fiery Wild Red Head is she by any chance ..

nah, blondish but definitely fiery and wild....

hmmm best ..

mail me her number i may just need to

ask her a few questions (p.s. do you think she'd mind wearing a Red Wig ?)

Any road UP where was i ?

did anyone know the Victim on a very very close relationship terms ?

"

it's 0898TAGGART/TAKETHEHIGHROAD/PROCLAIMERS. and she says feck aff wi the wig Dick, she disnae dae Ginge.......

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"...what on earth are you talking about?

A MURDER as been commited on here

It was Ade in the Lounge with a needle and THREAD

Dont be silly ..i'm the DICK ...

I mean the DETECTIVE ...

Sorry, we can only accept the first answer!!

Erm , i think you will find that i'll be DICK TATING the Question Answers and Suspects from now on ..get in Line ..i thank you

No need for me to be questioned, I was miles away doing a spot of dogging, hanging out of the back of a fit young chick in a northerly direction under the gaze of the moon.

I rest my case "

Hmmm, Yeah as you came in i spotted the tell tale signs on your clothing , the greater speckled Feathers of a young chick.. you must have had fun .. i don't just Look i Observe.. you are not the murderer , you may go

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"It was the scottish one, she made me do it!

awww, there's gonnae be a MURRRRRRRRDERRRRRRR!!!!!

Hmm, a Scottish one , tell me more ,she aint a Fiery Wild Red Head is she by any chance ..

nah, blondish but definitely fiery and wild....

hmmm best ..

mail me her number i may just need to

ask her a few questions (p.s. do you think she'd mind wearing a Red Wig ?)

Any road UP where was i ?

did anyone know the Victim on a very very close relationship terms ?

it's 0898TAGGART/TAKETHEHIGHROAD/PROCLAIMERS. and she says feck aff wi the wig Dick, she disnae dae Ginge......."

Hmm so she is a Wild one , it will be FUN Taming Her , hopefully getting scratched and pawed in the process.. O:-

)

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness

I can Reveal ...

from my enquiries so far ,that the Victim ,was a women and was applying for a job recently in a bar ,we do know that 4 other ..shall we say very UP FRONT ,ladies also applied for the same position ,Topless Barmaid ..we need to know if any NEW BARS have been opened recently in this area ..ty

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"I can Reveal ...

from my enquiries so far ,that the Victim ,was a women and was applying for a job recently in a bar ,we do know that 4 other ..shall we say very UP FRONT ,ladies also applied for the same position ,Topless Barmaid ..we need to know if any NEW BARS have been opened recently in this area ..ty

"

OK i have 3 suspects i think you know who you are ...admit it , it will GO DOWN better for you

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I confess

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"I confess"

Aww Pet , i wanted to grill you first ..he he

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I have no idea who did it

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"I have no idea who did it "

Well i'm still going to have to Frisk you Pet . it's my job , to uncover every aspect of the case , it's tuf but someone has to do it

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

wisnae me, I wis too busy serving the buckie, deep fried pizza, Barring the landlord and getting ma tits oot.

Plus femme wis ma alibi

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"I have no idea who did it

Well i'm still going to have to Frisk you Pet . it's my job , to uncover every aspect of the case , it's tuf but someone has to do it

"

Frisk away, but cannot be held responsible for my reactions

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"wisnae me, I wis too busy serving the buckie, deep fried pizza, Barring the landlord and getting ma tits oot.

Plus femme wis ma alibi "

LOL, fem's gone all coy on me ...

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By *nytimeade OP   Man
over a year ago

Skegness


"I have no idea who did it

Well i'm still going to have to Frisk you Pet . it's my job , to uncover every aspect of the case , it's tuf but someone has to do it

Frisk away, but cannot be held responsible for my reactions"

Good Answer , it's best if you cooperate with me , it will make it go down for you better later

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