FabSwingers.com forum: If you had to be anally violated by a chocolate bar, if you had to, which one would you choose?

By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Wholly stolen from Richard Herring, but I think there will some far more enthusiastic answers than his usual interviewees!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Bueno

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'll have the ham hand. But toffee crisp, its knobbly for sensation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those little fudge bars...

Fudge packer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twix so I can have the choice of one or two fingers.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll pop a Galaxy Minstrel up there

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Toblerone would be quite interesting, one of them giant ones they bring out at Christmas! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matchmaker

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By *oingdown2Man
over a year ago

angus

Lion bar!!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

.... Oh and a walnut whip too x

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

"Twix so I can have the choice of one or two fingers. "

Not a kitkat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By a wham bars mate called careless wispa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Terry's chocolate orange but be gentle...

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Bounty. A lovely refreshing coconut taste for any potential rimmers

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By *oldentungMan
over a year ago

herne

A lion bar for rectal dentata

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont think it matters im not eating it after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A milky bar so it doesn't look like I've pooed myself!

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Mars Bar (King size)

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

A Cadbury’s finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely a Finger of Fudge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twin Peaks bar from Poundland

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Finger of fudge obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curly vurly.

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

A Flake as it would crumble at the first hurdle

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"A Flake as it would crumble at the first hurdle

For a similar reason I’m actually going to go with a Galaxy Ripple: A smooth, silky entry and it will immediately melt up there.

Unfortunately it will also leave a sticky mess but oh well....

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"A Flake as it would crumble at the first hurdle

For a similar reason I’m actually going to go with a Galaxy Ripple: A smooth, silky entry and it will immediately melt up there.

Unfortunately it will also leave a sticky mess but oh well....

I once had one of those used on me - front entrance though. It melted like a mofo and i had chocolate marks in my knickers for a couple of days. I lived at home at the time too and had to hide my knickers from my mum and wash them myself.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Minstrels they don’t melt

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"A Flake as it would crumble at the first hurdle

For a similar reason I’m actually going to go with a Galaxy Ripple: A smooth, silky entry and it will immediately melt up there.

Unfortunately it will also leave a sticky mess but oh well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it definately wouldn't be a Toblerone!!

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By *latinumkittenWoman
over a year ago

from Home Counties to Middle Earth

This is violation of chocolate in my opinion. Any nearby chocolate is mine - for eating, on my own. Don't get between me and chocolate, OK!?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Terry's chocolate orange but be gentle... "

Then sit down fast on a wooden chair .........Slam ! ...Its open

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By *mbeMan
over a year ago

Mansfield

Reeses bar “it’s a bit nutty!”

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

I’m going to say a matchmaker cos I’m a anal coward .... but for the sheer hell of it and caution to the wind ,,,, a giant toblerone

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By *obbly2000Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

Selection box mmmmm

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

Peanut M&Ms

No difference the day after a corn on the cob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaha brilliant thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KitKat, all 4 fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snickers or a Picnic

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Aztec

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Nothing with nuts on or in

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By *9 kisses.Man
over a year ago

clacton on sea

A topic,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Star(fish) bar.

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