FabSwingers.com forum: SUMMER HORN!

By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

How badly does it get to you? Perhaps it's to do with being on holiday; the heat, the sun, the scantily clad people coning and going? Whatever the case it's becoming ridiculous beyond belief. Anywhere I see women the horn is out. Supermarket, shopping mall, petrol station, park, the beach!! On daddy duties and nearest relief is two weeks away!

Anyone ever come down with a case of summer horn and how bad?

Surely I can't be the only holiday induced horndog around here?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Mine isn't seasonal.

Have you tried wanking?

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Mine isn't seasonal.

Have you tried wanking? "

Summer horn is a turbocharged version of normal horn

No wanking! Probably just make it worse

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Mine isn't seasonal.

Have you tried wanking?

Summer horn is a turbocharged version of normal horn

No wanking! Probably just make it worse

I don't need turbo charging...

Damn single men not helping themselves again?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

But, summer is over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How badly does it get to you? Perhaps it's to do with being on holiday; the heat, the sun, the scantily clad people coning and going? Whatever the case it's becoming ridiculous beyond belief. Anywhere I see women the horn is out. Supermarket, shopping mall, petrol station, park, the beach!! On daddy duties and nearest relief is two weeks away!

Anyone ever come down with a case of summer horn and how bad?

Surely I can't be the only holiday induced horndog around here?

Been fantastic, I’ve seen more camel toes that an Egyptian vet

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well I'm thinking summer has well and truly left us so I think your dog on heat state should subside a little. I'm certainly feeling more frisky in the summer.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yeah, we've entered the season of updates "who needs warming up?

" etc.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I blame the increased exposure of my own flesh for my added horniness in Summer. The warmth of the sun and caress of the breeze on bare skin is subconsciously reminiscent of a lover's breath and flickering touch on areas that are covered up most other times of the year... Delicious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a nightmare in the heat...something switches and I can’t shut off!!

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I blame the increased exposure of my own flesh for my added horniness in Summer. The warmth of the sun and caress of the breeze on bare skin is subconsciously reminiscent of a lover's breath and flickering touch on areas that are covered up most other times of the year... Delicious!

As always, eloquently stated

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Well I'm thinking summer has well and truly left us so I think your dog on heat state should subside a little. I'm certainly feeling more frisky in the summer."

Might subside a little once holidays end...just a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so cold I put my heating on

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'm so cold I put my heating on

The joys of scottish weather...I well and truly remember

(It even rhymed!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm so cold I put my heating on

The joys of scottish weather...I well and truly remember

(It even rhymed!

You're awhile off iambic pentameter though

My windows are open.

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By *leasure82Man
over a year ago

portsmouth

Anyone ever come down with a case of summer horn and how bad?

Surely I can't be the only holiday induced horndog around here?

Been fantastic, I’ve seen more camel toes that an Egyptian vet

I just spat my tea all over my laptop reading that lol

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I'm so cold I put my heating on

The joys of scottish weather...I well and truly remember

(It even rhymed!

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You're awhile off iambic pentameter though

My windows are open. "

No need for such sophistication.

My lust induced state can't process it atm

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm so cold I put my heating on

The joys of scottish weather...I well and truly remember

(It even rhymed!

)

You're awhile off iambic pentameter though

My windows are open.

No need for such sophistication.

My lust induced state can't process it atm

No indeed not. Just couldn't resist.

Wanking will help the brain upstairs though

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

That has been my current state since June and it does not seem to be passing either. Feeling the sun on my skin does not help but then again we've had a lots of rain this morning and I so could have went out naked in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As my dad said mess with the bull get the horns up the arse now where can i find my scouse bull rider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I strongly suggest (letting you benefit from my personal experience this summer) that you DON'T read any of your own fiction in the next 2 weeks. It will make matters much worse....

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"That has been my current state since June and it does not seem to be passing either. Feeling the sun on my skin does not help but then again we've had a lots of rain this morning and I so could have went out naked in it "

Relieved i'm not the only one! Was beginning to feel the oddball

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Heat just makes me tired

You, odd? Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I have the same level of horn all year round.... usually uncontrollable levels of Horn especially when I’m walking on beaches

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I actually get hornier when it's cooler...I don't deal with hot weather very well. Just one of the reasons why autumn is my favourite season

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Relieved i'm not the only one! Was beginning to feel the oddball

Hey it's good to be different

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I actually get hornier when it's cooler...I don't deal with hot weather very well. Just one of the reasons why autumn is my favourite season "

Perfect excuse to warm up

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I strongly suggest (letting you benefit from my personal experience this summer) that you DON'T read any of your own fiction in the next 2 weeks. It will make matters much worse...."

Doing much worse than that! Writing more of it as I speak!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"I actually get hornier when it's cooler...I don't deal with hot weather very well. Just one of the reasons why autumn is my favourite season

Perfect excuse to warm up

Precisely...spooning is not a summer sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't bother me at all,I'm a grown man,not a teenage boy,I've learnt to control my emotions and my libido

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I actually get hornier when it's cooler...I don't deal with hot weather very well. Just one of the reasons why autumn is my favourite season

Perfect excuse to warm up

Precisely...spooning is not a summer sport

Skinny dipping is

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Mine isn't seasonal.

Have you tried wanking?

Summer horn is a turbocharged version of normal horn

No wanking! Probably just make it worse

Seriously release the valve..... !!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

"I actually get hornier when it's cooler...I don't deal with hot weather very well. Just one of the reasons why autumn is my favourite season

Perfect excuse to warm up

Precisely...spooning is not a summer sport

Skinny dipping is

Smart arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I strongly suggest (letting you benefit from my personal experience this summer) that you DON'T read any of your own fiction in the next 2 weeks. It will make matters much worse....

Doing much worse than that! Writing more of it as I speak!

Hurrah. As Im back in the saddle, so to speak, I welcome that!!

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I actually get hornier when it's cooler...I don't deal with hot weather very well. Just one of the reasons why autumn is my favourite season

Perfect excuse to warm up

Precisely...spooning is not a summer sport

Skinny dipping is

Smart arse

It's a very enjoyable activity

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Nope it doesnt bother me at all. I find other ways I getting rid of any energy. Maybe I've just been without for so long I've learnt to channel it elsewhere.

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Nope it doesnt bother me at all. I find other ways I getting rid of any energy. Maybe I've just been without for so long I've learnt to channel it elsewhere.

It shows with that physique. Your cycling must be in high gear at the moment

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Do something about it. Willing participants abound, or just enjoy yourself

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Relieved i'm not the only one! Was beginning to feel the oddball

Hey it's good to be different

Isn't it just?

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Horn still raging from the summer even as the colder weather is sapping my energy. It's a trying time.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

He ain't nothin' but a horndog, cryin' all the time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Summer horn... Trumpet.

Autumn horn... tuba.

Winter horn... bugle.

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Summer horn... Trumpet.

Autumn horn... tuba.

Winter horn... bugle."

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Anyone ever come down with a case of summer horn and how bad?

Surely I can't be the only holiday induced horndog around here?

Don’t worry

autumn is on its way!

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Anyone ever come down with a case of summer horn and how bad?

Surely I can't be the only holiday induced horndog around here?

Don’t worry

autumn is on its way! "

Not where i'm sitting at the moment

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Anyone ever come down with a case of summer horn and how bad?

Surely I can't be the only holiday induced horndog around here?

Don’t worry

autumn is on its way!

Not where i'm sitting at the moment

Well your abroad where it’s warmer anyway

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Anyone ever come down with a case of summer horn and how bad?

Surely I can't be the only holiday induced horndog around here?

Don’t worry

autumn is on its way!

Not where i'm sitting at the moment

Well your abroad where it’s warmer anyway

Don't really think there's an autumn here! My posh Alcatraz is looking mighty fine about now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to be in touching proximity of a suitable male to feel any sort of horn at the moment. Except for in my dreams. Good lord I get horny dreams. But in awake land I am dead and lifeless unless I can smell and feel and rub myself (like a cat) all over a man.

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I need to be in touching proximity of a suitable male to feel any sort of horn at the moment. Except for in my dreams. Good lord I get horny dreams. But in awake land I am dead and lifeless unless I can smell and feel and rub myself (like a cat) all over a man.

That just made me worse!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

For God's sake man have a wank you'll feel better.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Bring on Autumn, I say

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By *hillout OP Man
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"For God's sake man have a wank you'll feel better. "

No I won't

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"For God's sake man have a wank you'll feel better.

No I won't

Fab helps those who help themselves

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