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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... Too funny for a turn on?

Anyone remember Color Climax and Rodox and similar?

Do you still find them a turn on when you see one or are they just too funny to do anything for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i used to love the 'porn' on the foreign channels on cable years ago, was like dream telly for a teenage lad

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I find those old "what the butler saw" films quite titivating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old porn is often laughable, and a lot of the current stuff is too violent/degrading for my taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just dug out me clogs,Swedish Erotica, handle bar tash , what more could you ask for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VHS pause the moment u see a fanny... then wank

I loved Bo Derek, and always preferred soft stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved the films with Seka in. She was so hot and made a very young man, very horny many years ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Debbie does Dallas...need i say more

I think the old porn is much better, the women seem more 'real' and all seem to big natural boobs

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By *agjonMan
over a year ago

leeds

loved juliet anderson aka aunt peg,

but there again always did love the older woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loved the films with Seka in. She was so hot and made a very young man, very horny many years ago!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'' all seem to have big....''

wish we could edit our posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the hardcore stuff, that they make today. I like looking at the hairy pussys, and the men with long hair though, in the old stuff.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Northants

House of Blue Dreams! Mmmmmmm..... Nina Hartley... Horny as a horny thing from Hornyville!

Quite like old porn, too many unrealistic women in films today. Too much oral that drags on for most of the film and then the moneyshot! Always over a womans face!

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By *ublimeshag_ukMan
over a year ago

Oldbury

I always loved the French stuff with Barbra moose an bridgett lahai ( I think that how u spell it)

A lot more foreplay than you get these days and all were natural which is a good thing plus my French improved

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always loved the French stuff with Barbra moose an bridgett lahai ( I think that how u spell it)

A lot more foreplay than you get these days and all were natural which is a good thing plus my French improved "

Love the Alpha France productions

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Debbie does Dallas...need i say more

I think the old porn is much better, the women seem more 'real' and all seem to big natural boobs "

Watched it last night

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

+1 ( several actually ) for the Moose and Brigitte Lahaie. A visit to the dentist will never feel the same again.

The French were well ahead of the Brits in the late 70's.

My absolute favourite moment though is from 10.27 in on Belles D'Un Soir. Blow yer favourite rodent a X and it may provide.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

+1 ( several actually ) for the Moose and Brigitte Lahaie. A visit to the dentist will never feel the same again.

The French were well ahead of the Brits in the late 70's.

My absolute favourite moment though is from 10.27 in on Belles D'Un Soir. Blow yer favourite rodent a X and it may provide. "

I've got some Brigette Lahaie stuff knocking about somewhere.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

+1 ( several actually ) for the Moose and Brigitte Lahaie. A visit to the dentist will never feel the same again.

The French were well ahead of the Brits in the late 70's.

My absolute favourite moment though is from 10.27 in on Belles D'Un Soir. Blow yer favourite rodent a X and it may provide.

I've got some Brigette Lahaie stuff knocking about somewhere."

lol and i've got some old stuff, stiff socks and the like, from stuff i've knocked out over Brigitte Lahaie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The afropussy really doesn't set me alight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

+1 ( several actually ) for the Moose and Brigitte Lahaie. A visit to the dentist will never feel the same again.

The French were well ahead of the Brits in the late 70's.

My absolute favourite moment though is from 10.27 in on Belles D'Un Soir. Blow yer favourite rodent a X and it may provide.

I've got some Brigette Lahaie stuff knocking about somewhere.

lol and i've got some old stuff, stiff socks and the like, from stuff i've knocked out over Brigitte Lahaie. "

Was she awake?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"

+1 ( several actually ) for the Moose and Brigitte Lahaie. A visit to the dentist will never feel the same again.

The French were well ahead of the Brits in the late 70's.

My absolute favourite moment though is from 10.27 in on Belles D'Un Soir. Blow yer favourite rodent a X and it may provide.

I've got some Brigette Lahaie stuff knocking about somewhere.

lol and i've got some old stuff, stiff socks and the like, from stuff i've knocked out over Brigitte Lahaie.

Was she awake? "

Who cares lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've got the fun switcher app from google chrome. It has 'Debbie Does Dallas' Bum chicka wah wah music. I sometimes grow a moustache and put it on for the full retro 70's experience

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Im actually not that bothered about porn if im to be honest, does absolutely nowt for me, it neither turns me on or off, although some does make me laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who owns beads and socks like they used to wear in the Color Climax films?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its hard enough trying not to laugh at porn, never mind old stuff with crazy facial hair and loads of bush!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its hard enough trying not to laugh at porn, never mind old stuff with crazy facial hair and loads of bush!"

God, yes thats hilarious. Crazy facial hair, and loads of bush! Think im gonna wet myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"its hard enough trying not to laugh at porn, never mind old stuff with crazy facial hair and loads of bush!

God, yes thats hilarious. Crazy facial hair, and loads of bush! Think im gonna wet myself."

That would be Color Climax reel 364

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Used to love the retro pron just for the music alone..thats one thing though us Brits cant make..

The accents ruin it for a start...'o thats nice darlin, now, how bout sucking me cock luv?'...

Nah..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Used to love the retro pron just for the music alone..thats one thing though us Brits cant make..

The accents ruin it for a start...'o thats nice darlin, now, how bout sucking me cock luv?'...

Nah.......... "

Lol know what you mean.

"Ere George, do me a favour and stick your finger up me aris while ya scuttle me!"

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By *ublimeshag_ukMan
over a year ago

Oldbury

I watch it for the ground breakung and emotuonal story lines and the epic cinematography personally

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West


"Used to love the retro pron just for the music alone..thats one thing though us Brits cant make..

The accents ruin it for a start...'o thats nice darlin, now, how bout sucking me cock luv?'...

Nah..........

Lol know what you mean.

"Ere George, do me a favour and stick your finger up me aris while ya scuttle me!"

"

Lol..you got it!...

American version:- 'Ooooohhohoh babieeeeeee...I want to taste your juice..let me feel your hotness'

English version:-'I wantcha to spunk in me maaahf...but mind me bleedin air'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

back in 80.s , me and cpl of pals rented BABYFACE and best scene was dad,dan the cellophane man!!!

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

The music to the 70's porn always reminded me of Terry and June..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old french porno that i seen literally cracked me up..pardon the pun.It was about a girl whose vagina could talk,hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Used to love the retro pron just for the music alone..thats one thing though us Brits cant make..

The accents ruin it for a start...'o thats nice darlin, now, how bout sucking me cock luv?'...

Nah..........

Lol know what you mean.

"Ere George, do me a favour and stick your finger up me aris while ya scuttle me!"

Lol..you got it!...

American version:- 'Ooooohhohoh babieeeeeee...I want to taste your juice..let me feel your hotness'

English version:-'I wantcha to spunk in me maaahf...but mind me bleedin air'"

A perfect translation

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Seka on Swedish erotica with big John Holmes, She was soon saying,

home sweet home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't watch porn, not interested whatsoever, the only time I see it played is in rooms in clubs and then I've only had an odd glance.

I have seen a few clips of 70s porn but I've never watched a film all the way through. I've seen enough to note the afro pussies, the moustaches, the gripping storylines and the music, which I agree is the best thing. Oh I once saw a garden scene when a tabby cat kept rubbing around the blokes legs and he was frantically pushing it away. That was great.

I've no idea who any of these names are on this thread. The only two names I've heard of in porn are Ron Jeremy and Max Hardcore whom I saw a rather shocking documentary on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i had to choose between Retro or porn of today..give me today's porno,i cannot get enough of Rocco,Omar Galanti,Jay Sin movies etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we need Harry Hill to sort this out for us on his show..........FIGHT!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think we need Harry Hill to sort this out for us on his show..........FIGHT! "

I'll fill the paddling pool with baby oil and get the girls ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MMMM now that does sound like fun

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Sneaking into the picture house to see I am Curious (Blue) that was the height of excitement - funnily can't remember anything about it

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By *xscotMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Oh and there used to be an Adult cinema in Glasgow showed all the American soft porn - and all the women wore two piece swimwear - the bottoms were so big they covered their belly buttons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh no not Ron Jeremy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"oh no not Ron Jeremy "

The Hedgehog is his nickname in the industry.

He is also a brown sash in Kung Fu but he rose to fame by being able to suck his own cock!!

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By *ellhatterMan
over a year ago

slough

i was once a huge fan of the 80/90s big tit porno ladies ; some were fucking stunning : wendy whoppers; lisa chest, tiffany towers et al lol.

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