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"Mine is being way to soft,I just can't say no to family and friends" i love to say no lol | |||
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"Jaffa cakes. Can’t put a part eaten box away, gotta finish the fucker! " feel ya pain brotha | |||
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"For all my bluster and cockiness and confidence and superpowers in the bedroom over 40 yrs of my life 1 thing has always let me down Can i fuck undo a bra And the 1 hand thing Forget about it ![]() Bra’s are easy ![]() ![]() | |||
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"For all my bluster and cockiness and confidence and superpowers in the bedroom over 40 yrs of my life 1 thing has always let me down Can i fuck undo a bra And the 1 hand thing Forget about it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"For all my bluster and cockiness and confidence and superpowers in the bedroom over 40 yrs of my life 1 thing has always let me down Can i fuck undo a bra And the 1 hand thing Forget about it ![]() I can do the one handed bra thing! My weakness is my inability to stay off Fab | |||
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"For all my bluster and cockiness and confidence and superpowers in the bedroom over 40 yrs of my life 1 thing has always let me down Can i fuck undo a bra And the 1 hand thing Forget about it ![]() show off ![]() | |||
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"For all my bluster and cockiness and confidence and superpowers in the bedroom over 40 yrs of my life 1 thing has always let me down Can i fuck undo a bra And the 1 hand thing Forget about it ![]() ![]() ![]() why is it when you put them on a bed theres always a rogue corner tells you to fuck off and jumps off the corner grrrr | |||
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"Cheese and my inability to undo belts one handed. ![]() cheese is gross | |||
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"After Eights I cannot pass wind" im sure theres medication for that ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Being too polite and getting stuck talking to every weirdo around. " weird is like stupid it is what it does | |||
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"Cake. It’s my one true love, I can’t say no. ![]() stop watching bake off | |||
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"For all my bluster and cockiness and confidence and superpowers in the bedroom over 40 yrs of my life 1 thing has always let me down Can i fuck undo a bra And the 1 hand thing Forget about it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Loving cock...i can't help it ![]() sorry fail not a weakness but you cannot have mine its reserved ![]() | |||
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"My French bulldog dexter. He has One look that melts me, and he knows it little bugger " dont even know what to say | |||
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"Food, all of the food ![]() I’m with you here! Also cola the full fat sugary goodness that makes me panic if there’s none in the fridge! X | |||
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"For all my bluster and cockiness and confidence and superpowers in the bedroom over 40 yrs of my life 1 thing has always let me down Can i fuck undo a bra And the 1 hand thing Forget about it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"For all my bluster and cockiness and confidence and superpowers in the bedroom over 40 yrs of my life 1 thing has always let me down Can i fuck undo a bra And the 1 hand thing Forget about it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Migraines. From previous head injuries when younger I am now plagued with migraines ![]() ooooo thats no fun | |||
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"Migraines. From previous head injuries when younger I am now plagued with migraines ![]() Is right mate ![]() | |||
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"Food, all of the food ![]() Coke is evil - but not as evil as the gallons of wine that I need in my fridge ![]() | |||
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"Being too polite and getting stuck talking to every weirdo around. " Apologies ![]() | |||
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"I’d say my weakness is a partners gain ![]() thats not confusing honest | |||
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"Being too polite and getting stuck talking to every weirdo around. " That sounds like me. I attract weirdos. | |||
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"I'm probably (one to one) too keen to appear tolerant or be forgiving. So when someone steps over the line, I often put up with it until the damage is harder or impossible to repair. " being nice is nice a bad thing | |||
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"I'm probably (one to one) too keen to appear tolerant or be forgiving. So when someone steps over the line, I often put up with it until the damage is harder or impossible to repair. being nice is nice a bad thing" There's a difference between being nice and being a doormat. | |||
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"I have a slight dislexia and it killed my jokes more than once ![]() Tell me about it ![]() | |||
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"I have a slight dislexia and it killed my jokes more than once ![]() You mean you have “sex daily” | |||
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"I have a slight dislexia and it killed my jokes more than once ![]() That was I meant ! Thank you dude ![]() | |||
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"I'm probably (one to one) too keen to appear tolerant or be forgiving. So when someone steps over the line, I often put up with it until the damage is harder or impossible to repair. being nice is nice a bad thing There's a difference between being nice and being a doormat. " Totally agree | |||
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"My physical strength is my weakness ![]() ![]() ![]() I have a single muscle in my right arm ![]() | |||
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"You. Your sweetness is my weakness " you cannot have my penis ![]() | |||
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"Sexually, its my inability to get undressed with any grace or dignity.... ![]() That's why you let them undress you, always better to undress your own present. | |||
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"I'm too nice. I wear my hear on my sleeve. I want to see the best in people, this means some get more grace, patience and chances than they should. I'm also a hopeless romantic. In sucked in by some lovely words and plans that actually have no substance, because I'm genuinely quite desperate to feel wanted and loved at times " such a sweet soul hope you get your wish | |||
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"I’d say my weakness is a partners gain ![]() Too cryptic ? ... ![]() | |||
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"Being too polite and getting stuck talking to every weirdo around. " This, i seem to attract waifs and strays too | |||
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"Sexually, its my inability to get undressed with any grace or dignity.... ![]() Oh if forgive you for a trail of clothes up the stairs ![]() | |||
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"My weakness apart from food is bossy angry ladies of business! ![]() ![]() Yup! ![]() | |||
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"For all my bluster and cockiness and confidence and superpowers in the bedroom over 40 yrs of my life 1 thing has always let me down Can i fuck undo a bra And the 1 hand thing Forget about it ![]() Spend one day work shadowing me and you'll learn how to get a bra off... I work in healthcare and can whip one off in seconds ![]() | |||
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