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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A) Rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 20 seconds.

B) lick the inside of a urinal in your local public area toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rim Boris while wearing some sort of guard on my mouth which also has the ability to deposit cyanide into his rectum.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Oh God A

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Feel a bit sick now.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Boris is getting a licking.....I could then extort money out of him at least.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Feel a bit sick now."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A) Rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 20 seconds.

B) lick the inside of a urinal in your local public area toilets

Both are incredibly disgusting. My reasoning(forgetting I’m heterosexual), would be the urinal. It would be this option as I would not want BJ to have any pleasure from me, whatsoever

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Jesus h.....has to be the arse lick......plenty of mouth wash at hand.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god. Well Im not going anywhere near Boris, so.. . Ugh can I close my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'd go for the urinal right after the flusher thingy has gone off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s only fair to choose A

I mean who doesn’t want to be rimmed before they are fucked

Bye bye BoJo

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

FFS! Boldy

neither!!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

My local toilets are spotless, I've never seen the urinals but I'll risk it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A) Rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 20 seconds.

B) lick the inside of a urinal in your local public area toilets

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neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A) Rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 20 seconds.

B) lick the inside of a urinal in your local public area toilets

Can't I do both?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Sorry but

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Think I've changed my mind I'll choose B.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A) Rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 20 seconds.

B) lick the inside of a urinal in your local public area toilets

Both are incredibly disgusting. My reasoning(forgetting I’m heterosexual), would be the urinal. It would be this option as I would not want BJ to have any pleasure from me, whatsoever

That's exactly what I was going to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jokes on you, I've a false tooth with a cyanide capsule inside, once I crack that open I'll be in sweet oblivion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll risk the troughs. The thought of tongue plowing BoJo is just too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A) Rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 20 seconds.

B) lick the inside of a urinal in your local public area toilets

Both are incredibly disgusting. My reasoning(forgetting I’m heterosexual), would be the urinal. It would be this option as I would not want BJ to have any pleasure from me, whatsoever

That's exactly what I was going to say. "

That’s what he drives us to haha

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

No way is it Boris....

I'll get the bleach and dettol out...

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By *ycallMan
over a year ago

Dorking

A) Boris.

Luckily the face hugger out of alien is going to take one for the team and do it for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FFS! Boldy

neither!!"

You must, DC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I've changed my mind I'll choose B."

Please say you haven't already done A though

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Think I've changed my mind I'll choose B.

Please say you haven't already done A though

Yeah it wasn't that bad to be fair,someone had apparently already licked it clean before me. Which bugger was it?!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Fucks sake Boldy I've just vommed a bit. I can't do it ~ soz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fucks sake Boldy I've just vommed a bit. I can't do it ~ soz

Lick the urinal, LL, go on!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're fuckin sick btw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're fuckin sick btw.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I've changed my mind I'll choose B.

Please say you haven't already done A though

Yeah it wasn't that bad to be fair,someone had apparently already licked it clean before me. Which bugger was it?!

Ermmmmm........ No comment

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m going for B.

Hell, my local council have even been thoughtful enough to provide me with pineapple chunks in my local urinal......

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

A. Just so I can say that I liked the Prime Minister's ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS! Boldy

neither!!

You must, DC

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I can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS! Boldy

neither!!

You must, DC

I can't

"
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It should go to a referendum.. let the People decide

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"FFS! Boldy

neither!!

You must, DC

I can't

It should go to a referendum.. let the People decide

Nope. Look what happened the last time you all voted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A. Hopefully I'm far enough back in the queue now that his has would be fairly clean. I'm still totally disgusted at this and I dont eat guys asses but it has to be better than licking a urinal

fuck you Sydney

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I just can't do it..I can't pick me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

A. Hopefully I'm far enough back in the queue now that his has would be fairly clean. I'm still totally disgusted at this and I dont eat guys asses but it has to be better than licking a urinal

fuck you Sydney

I like thinking ....I'll take Boris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS! Boldy

neither!!

You must, DC

I can't

It should go to a referendum.. let the People decide

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clever move though the people will pick Boris

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I knew that Boris never cleaned his bum yuk but it's neither from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id rather be dead in a ditch

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"FFS! Boldy

neither!!

You must, DC

I can't

It should go to a referendum.. let the People decide

clever move though the people will pick Boris

Don't you enjoy A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not playing. You have a dirty mind. And given the options offered, don’t get me started about your mouth

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Boldy jasus women I can’t look at your legs in the same way now. Jesus woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m picking option A. The amount of shit that comes out of his mouth, there can’t be any left for the conventional route.... it’s probably spotless

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Boldy jasus women I can’t look at your legs in the same way now. Jesus woman "

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

There. Is no must in a choice...

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Both are horrific and I'm a huge germaphobe but if I HAD to then B, no hesitation. There's probably worse things I'd do to avoid doing A and that's saying something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B !

Have you seen the state of his hair FFS? Imagine the state of his uncleaned rectum !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both are horrific and I'm a huge germanphobe but if I HAD to then B, no hesitation. There's probably worse things I'd do to avoid doing A and that's saying something."

German aren't that bad

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Both are horrific and I'm a huge germaphobe but if I HAD to then B, no hesitation. There's probably worse things I'd do to avoid doing A and that's saying something."

Snap

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Unfortunately I'm washing my wig that day so not available for either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A) Rim Boris Johnson’s unwashed arse for 20 seconds.

B) lick the inside of a urinal in your local public area toilets

Someone as sick minded as me!

I would go with B as most likely it has been cleaned with bleach or a similarly harsh chemical in the last 24 hours so the germs will have a hard time breading. Also the timed or motion activated flush should remove most of the bacteria, and keep it relatively clean.

Definitely the lesser of two evils. Boris’s ass is still Boris’s ass even if it was shaved and washed *puke*

Just an FYI - computer keyboards and mobiles tend to have 5 times more bacteria than the average toilet I share keyboards and phones daily unfortunately..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"B !

Have you seen the state of his hair FFS? Imagine the state of his uncleaned rectum !!! "

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

B all the way - for starters there was no time put on that lick so one second and it would be done

And for seconds I only lick the arses of people I like and have respect for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the way everyone is so edgy with the anti-Boris spiel! Groupthink is good I think!

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown

Boris' arse as the lesser of the two evils. If you'd said Rees Mogg it would have to be the urinal.

Pass the Listerine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I choose C

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I choose C

Is C all of the above?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boriss’s bum hole please

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"FFS! Boldy

neither!!

You must, DC

I can't

It should go to a referendum.. let the People decide

Nope. Look what happened the last time you all voted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I choose C

Is C all of the above?"
C is easily the best option, pick C let's start a trend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I choose C

Is C all of the above?"

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I choose C

Is C all of the above?

Yes!

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No

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I choose C

Is C all of the above?

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I choose C

Is C all of the above?

Yes!

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I win

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Oh God A

Lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Bump

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