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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know a giraffe has a cup of coffee and by the time it reaches its tummy it’s already cold?

But you lot don’t care about that at all do you!!???

Selfish is all

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I care, useless knowledge is what I'm best at

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I care, useless knowledge is what I'm best at

Yes but what are prepared to do about it? Nothing!! Selfish

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"You know a giraffe has a cup of coffee and by the time it reaches its tummy it’s already cold?

But you lot don’t care about that at all do you!!???

Selfish is all "

I would imagine it would go cold on the way back from finding a Costa, you don’t get many of them around the Serengeti ya know

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I care, useless knowledge is what I'm best at

Yes but what are prepared to do about it? Nothing!! Selfish "

But what are we expected to do about it? Genetically engineer giraffes to have heating elements in their bullets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giraffes are allergic to coffee

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I care, useless knowledge is what I'm best at

Yes but what are prepared to do about it? Nothing!! Selfish

But what are we expected to do about it? Genetically engineer giraffes to have heating elements in their bullets?"

*gullets

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

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"I care, useless knowledge is what I'm best at

Yes but what are prepared to do about it? Nothing!! Selfish

But what are we expected to do about it? Genetically engineer giraffes to have heating elements in their bullets?"

Themos flasks on a belt, that’s my Dragon’s Den idea

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I care, useless knowledge is what I'm best at

Yes but what are prepared to do about it? Nothing!! Selfish "

You could knit them a very long scarf to keep their necks insulated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I care, useless knowledge is what I'm best at

Yes but what are prepared to do about it? Nothing!! Selfish

You could knit them a very long scarf to keep their necks insulated

At least someone cares!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t be at worst lukewarm? Body temperature? Or do giraffes have refrigeration units in their necks?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

What have giraffes ever done for me?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd be concerned about the animal consuming such a drink. If it did, cold may be healthier. If my own coffee is colder after I have swallowed it, I'd hardly know, as my enjoyment with comes from mouth level, especially decaf versions

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

No one is known to have complained about cold cum getting to their stomach

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'd be concerned about the animal consuming such a drink. If it did, cold may be healthier. If my own coffee is colder after I have swallowed it, I'd hardly know, as my enjoyment with comes from mouth level, especially decaf versions"

What decaf do you find best? It's so difficult to find a decent one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giraffes are allergic to coffee "

That's your answer?

They are allergic to coffee?

Not,how do they hold the cup?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Giraffes are allergic to coffee

That's your answer?

They are allergic to coffee?

Not,how do they hold the cup?

They have extremely long paper straws.

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By *es-sMan
over a year ago

Rugby

"Giraffes are allergic to coffee

That's your answer?

They are allergic to coffee?

Not,how do they hold the cup?

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Some people they get someone else to hold it obviously. DURR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Giraffes are allergic to coffee

That's your answer?

They are allergic to coffee?

Not,how do they hold the cup?

They have extremely long paper straws.

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By *nglishdoodMan
over a year ago

Morristown

Giraffes are snobby buggers... Always looking down on everyone.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"You know a giraffe has a cup of coffee and by the time it reaches its tummy it’s already cold?

But you lot don’t care about that at all do you!!???

Selfish is all "

Thanks I will be awake all night worrying about the poor giraffes now. As if my brain needs another thing to ponder about whist I’m supposed to be asleep

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Giraffes are snobby buggers... Always looking down on everyone. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know a giraffe has a cup of coffee and by the time it reaches its tummy it’s already cold?

But you lot don’t care about that at all do you!!???

Selfish is all

I would imagine it would go cold on the way back from finding a Costa, you don’t get many of them around the Serengeti ya know

What if it’s chester zoo???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I care, useless knowledge is what I'm best at

Yes but what are prepared to do about it? Nothing!! Selfish

But what are we expected to do about it? Genetically engineer giraffes to have heating elements in their bullets?"

They have guns??? Wtf??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Giraffes are allergic to coffee "

It was decaf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I care, useless knowledge is what I'm best at

Yes but what are prepared to do about it? Nothing!! Selfish

But what are we expected to do about it? Genetically engineer giraffes to have heating elements in their bullets?

Themos flasks on a belt, that’s my Dragon’s Den idea

I’m out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know a giraffe has a cup of coffee and by the time it reaches its tummy it’s already cold?

But you lot don’t care about that at all do you!!???

Selfish is all "

I like shell fish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wouldn’t be at worst lukewarm? Body temperature? Or do giraffes have refrigeration units in their necks?

Luke warm ? He out of porridge??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What have giraffes ever done for me? "

Mmmm maybe it’s the that’s selfish! Bastards

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I care, useless knowledge is what I'm best at

Yes but what are prepared to do about it? Nothing!! Selfish

But what are we expected to do about it? Genetically engineer giraffes to have heating elements in their bullets?

They have guns??? Wtf??"

I corrected to gullets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Interesting.......but humans really should have cold drinks..no?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Giraffes are allergic to coffee

That's your answer?

They are allergic to coffee?

Not,how do they hold the cup?

I want solutions not more problems !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Giraffes are allergic to coffee

That's your answer?

They are allergic to coffee?

Not,how do they hold the cup?

They have extremely long paper straws.

Ha!! Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Giraffes are snobby buggers... Always looking down on everyone. "

Even birds?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Giraffes are snobby buggers... Always looking down on everyone.

Even birds? "

Especially ostriches

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know a giraffe has a cup of coffee and by the time it reaches its tummy it’s already cold?

But you lot don’t care about that at all do you!!???

Selfish is all

Thanks I will be awake all night worrying about the poor giraffes now. As if my brain needs another thing to ponder about whist I’m supposed to be asleep

Next question are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes? Do they know??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn’t be at worst lukewarm? Body temperature? Or do giraffes have refrigeration units in their necks?

Luke warm ? He out of porridge?? "

My dad would take his porridge in a cup

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"You know a giraffe has a cup of coffee and by the time it reaches its tummy it’s already cold?

But you lot don’t care about that at all do you!!???

Selfish is all

Thanks I will be awake all night worrying about the poor giraffes now. As if my brain needs another thing to ponder about whist I’m supposed to be asleep

Next question are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes? Do they know??"

Why cant it be both and I'm guessing that they do.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"You know a giraffe has a cup of coffee and by the time it reaches its tummy it’s already cold?

But you lot don’t care about that at all do you!!???

Selfish is all

Thanks I will be awake all night worrying about the poor giraffes now. As if my brain needs another thing to ponder about whist I’m supposed to be asleep

Next question are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes? Do they know??"

Neither. They're sort of beigey, off white with dark browny contrasting markings

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"You know a giraffe has a cup of coffee and by the time it reaches its tummy it’s already cold?

But you lot don’t care about that at all do you!!???

Selfish is all

Thanks I will be awake all night worrying about the poor giraffes now. As if my brain needs another thing to ponder about whist I’m supposed to be asleep

Next question are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes? Do they know??

Why cant it be both and I'm guessing that they do."

Only zebras know the answer and every time I ask they shake their little zebra heads and say "neigh I'm not telling you that hooman"

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"You know a giraffe has a cup of coffee and by the time it reaches its tummy it’s already cold?

But you lot don’t care about that at all do you!!???

Selfish is all

Thanks I will be awake all night worrying about the poor giraffes now. As if my brain needs another thing to ponder about whist I’m supposed to be asleep

Next question are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes? Do they know??

Why cant it be both and I'm guessing that they do.

Only zebras know the answer and every time I ask they shake their little zebra heads and say "neigh I'm not telling you that hooman""

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know a giraffe has a cup of coffee and by the time it reaches its tummy it’s already cold?

But you lot don’t care about that at all do you!!???

Selfish is all

Thanks I will be awake all night worrying about the poor giraffes now. As if my brain needs another thing to ponder about whist I’m supposed to be asleep

Next question are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes? Do they know??

Why cant it be both and I'm guessing that they do.

Only zebras know the answer and every time I ask they shake their little zebra heads and say "neigh I'm not telling you that hooman"

Sounds like the zebra crossing a line there. Stripey knobhead

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