FabSwingers.com forum: Where the hell...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is everyone!?!

It's so quiet around here!

Let's guess

I think people have gone to live on the newly discovered planet of Swingurbia. It sounds great but they didn't realise the atmosphere change would cause their genitals to swell and the place has a constant smell of sex.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Haha

I’m unfortunately back at work, so dipping in and out.... more fun to be had in other dipping mind

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

All the people that really matter, the ones who make things better are right here

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Alien abduction - It’s real!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're sleeping and masturbating wildly now the kids have gone back to school whilst rejoicing "thank fuck for that"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manchester social was changed by a couple weeks to trick the ones miss red secretly hates

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

In a fit of hysteria I cut my knob of with an angle grinder and casseroled it with a Cumberland ring.

I’m eating for a new one to grow back.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

They might have died?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been playing golf. Back now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We was thinking the same thing.

Can't give it away now a days

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

They were all teachers!

Jo.Xx

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I just put everything together for The Big Thing that's been brewing for awhile. And now I wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They were all teachers!

Jo.Xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They were all teachers!

Jo.Xx "

True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s been quiet for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went back to work on Tuesday after 7 weeks off

the shock of working again has silenced me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is everyone!?!

It's so quiet around here!

Let's guess

The most likely reason is they may be chatting elsewhere. On a kik or whatsapp group for example? Can see the benefits; no whazzocks would be invited to join, cutting down on "those" posters and you wouldn't have to think very carefully before every comment you made in case your opinion was considered worthy of a ban?

Harmless stuff on here such as the Fabathon, extolling the virtues of cake and "What are you having for tea?" type threads are pretty safe ground and these threads will doubtless remain, in fact probably multiply. But logically if such a thing happened then I'd expect threads containing debates, laugh out loud humour or even cynical observations on everyday life to start to become less and less frequent.

Though it will at least make a mod's job much easier too I imagine, even if the forums became much duller.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm busy dealing wth my crabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm busy dealing wth my crabs

"
derbak

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I'm busy dealing wth my crabs

Freshwater crabs in your aquarium?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I busy tasting whiskey due to a bad batch being found

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm busy dealing wth my crabs

Freshwater crabs in your aquarium?"

King, to be served up for dinner.

And a few in Ma knickers, little bastards itch like fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually rubi, since you pointed it out I’ve just had a bit of a rummage around and it appears that there’s been a fair few unlos regular posters in the last month or two.

I’d noticed that the lounge had become rather dull, humourless and even more inane of late but I’m actually starting to think it’s officially dead.

Perhaps it’s finally ejector seat time.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Actually rubi, since you pointed it out I’ve just had a bit of a rummage around and it appears that there’s been a fair few unlos regular posters in the last month or two.

I’d noticed that the lounge had become rather dull, humourless and even more inane of late but I’m actually starting to think it’s officially dead.

Perhaps it’s finally ejector seat time."

You are not the first to say that

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’ve been mega busy at work (and at play

) but I’m back now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m here, but I’ve been pretty quiet lately.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually rubi, since you pointed it out I’ve just had a bit of a rummage around and it appears that there’s been a fair few unlos regular posters in the last month or two.

I’d noticed that the lounge had become rather dull, humourless and even more inane of late but I’m actually starting to think it’s officially dead.

Perhaps it’s finally ejector seat time."

But this is normal, peaks and troughs have always been the case, the regulars change quite often (apart from the few old school posters!) I guess we just wait and see what it's like when things settle and the newer people get more known.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Sorry Rubi, I've been busy life-ing! I'm back with my usual horny waffling fear not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kinkman who started a lot of threads can't chat any more on here

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life for me

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

A combination of bloody hard work and taking time out in Dubai have kept me away from Fab / the forums for several weeks...

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I've been on holiday and up to my ears in parenting!

Did manage to sort my profile though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know how much you all missed me but am here now

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I'm busy dealing wth my crabs

Freshwater crabs in your aquarium?

King, to be served up for dinner.

And a few in Ma knickers, little bastards itch like fuck."

I volunteer to assist with a nit comb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I've been on holiday and up to my ears in parenting!

Did manage to sort my profile though

That felt like it was dragged out for yeeeeaaaars.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I've been on holiday and up to my ears in parenting!

Did manage to sort my profile though

That felt like it was dragged out for yeeeeaaaars."

Don't tell me you didn't enjoy taking the piss?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I may or may not have an unknown number of them chained up in my basement.... Who knows?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I've been on holiday and up to my ears in parenting!

Did manage to sort my profile though

That felt like it was dragged out for yeeeeaaaars.

Don't tell me you didn't enjoy taking the piss?

As if we can't do that anyway.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I've been on holiday and up to my ears in parenting!

Did manage to sort my profile though

That felt like it was dragged out for yeeeeaaaars.

Don't tell me you didn't enjoy taking the piss?

As if we can't do that anyway. "

I would never do such a thing!

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By *easidegirlWoman
over a year ago

south shore

Went back to work after six weeks off

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Manchester social was changed by a couple weeks to trick the ones miss red secretly hates

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I may or may not have an unknown number of them chained up in my basement.... Who knows?! "

Kinky.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I've been on holiday and up to my ears in parenting!

Did manage to sort my profile though

That felt like it was dragged out for yeeeeaaaars.

Don't tell me you didn't enjoy taking the piss?

As if we can't do that anyway.

I would never do such a thing!

Is that so?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I've been on holiday and up to my ears in parenting!

Did manage to sort my profile though

That felt like it was dragged out for yeeeeaaaars.

Don't tell me you didn't enjoy taking the piss?

As if we can't do that anyway.

I would never do such a thing!

Is that so?

Target rich environment

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