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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell me a bit about yourself please?

The forums seem full of newbies, I haven't been around as much and I've lost track of who people are.

If I could be bothered I'd start up some chats but I can't so can you just leave me a wee note here please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookmarking for fresh meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bookmarking for fresh meet "

I'm so helpful

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Tell me a bit about yourself please?

The forums seem full of newbies, I haven't been around as much and I've lost track of who people are.

If I could be bothered I'd start up some chats but I can't so can you just leave me a wee note here please."

I'm a man.....seen as I now have more adult than youngster years....

...is that enough detail Roobs??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell me a bit about yourself please?

The forums seem full of newbies, I haven't been around as much and I've lost track of who people are.

If I could be bothered I'd start up some chats but I can't so can you just leave me a wee note here please.

I'm a man.....seen as I now have more adult than youngster years....

...is that enough detail Roobs?? "

If that sums you up then it's all I need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm James

I like licking strangers foreheads I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even i dont know who i am

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I think but I don’t think that means I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orgasms guaranteed - message me ladies!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I’m a massive twat. But I’m cute with it.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I’m a massive twat. But I’m cute with it. "

We all are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a massive twat. But I’m cute with it. "
its not that big echo cho ho ho o o

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"I’m a massive twat. But I’m cute with it. "

oh dear.....get the doctor to out an extra stitch in to tighten it up...oooohhhhhh your a...not you've got.....awkward....

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I’m a massive twat. But I’m cute with it.

oh dear.....get the doctor to out an extra stitch in to tighten it up...oooohhhhhh your a...not you've got.....awkward.... "

You rang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are still newbies as we don’t get all the jokes yet.

I am usually around here, in between or instead of other things I’m supposed to be doing.

Mr Cagey posts sometimes too, he’s funnier than I am and more obnoxious, where I’m a bit chirpy sometimes, especially for someone who’s a bit of a goth. I am more noticed but that’s quantity of posting vs quality. He’s always around too, just not as noisy.

We contribute nothing of value but entertain ourselves to no end . H- Mrs Cagey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst this profile is new, I'm not.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Been on and off fab more than 2 years but new to the forums in last few weeks so haven't had the corners knocked off yet.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"I’m a massive twat. But I’m cute with it.

oh dear.....get the doctor to out an extra stitch in to tighten it up...oooohhhhhh your a...not you've got.....awkward....

You rang?"

I've seen your needle work....she'd end up with her arsehole sown shut too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"

We contribute nothing of value but entertain ourselves to no end . H- Mrs Cagey. "

.....you PM answers entertain me cagey....don't do yourselves a disservice....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m a massive twat. But I’m cute with it. "

On here we love you for who you are, not the size of your twat.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

You've already had wet dreams about me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not new. But for the newbies, I have quirky dress sense, take no crap, lift weights, and like being nice to people (most of the time).

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"You've already had wet dreams about me "

Ha! I've never had a wet dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

We contribute nothing of value but entertain ourselves to no end . H- Mrs Cagey.

.....you PM answers entertain me cagey....don't do yourselves a disservice.... "

You usually catch my humour, sometimes people take me a bit seriously . We contribute to the irreverence .

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Tell me a bit about yourself please?

The forums seem full of newbies, I haven't been around as much and I've lost track of who people are.

If I could be bothered I'd start up some chats but I can't so can you just leave me a wee note here please."

I'm the one that makes notes

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I’m a massive twat. But I’m cute with it.

oh dear.....get the doctor to out an extra stitch in to tighten it up...oooohhhhhh your a...not you've got.....awkward....

You rang?

I've seen your needle work....she'd end up with her arsehole sown shut too.... "

I doubt that, I happen to be an accomplished cross-stitcher dont you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely a newbie but because I have been 100% honest and open on my profile I am currently talking to a lovely couple. I feel blessed as I know a lot of single guys struggle on here. Might go nowhere but my honesty got my foot in the door.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

Irish

Blue eyes

Keeps fit

Charming ..

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Irish

Blue eyes

Keeps fit

Charming ..

"

Absofuckinglutely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reside in Belfast. I'm a single male, not in bad shape, blue eyes, shit hair, trying to grow a beard, and I try and make people laugh about the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newbie ish

Yorkshire lass

raised in Scotland

Now in Nottinghamshire

Can't shut me up in person

shy in the forums

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian


"Irish

Blue eyes

Keeps fit

Charming ..

Absofuckinglutely!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sometimes a Lurker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can be a bit of a brat but I’m loyal loving and give good head !

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Tell me a bit about yourself please?

The forums seem full of newbies, I haven't been around as much and I've lost track of who people are.

If I could be bothered I'd start up some chats but I can't so can you just leave me a wee note here please."

Man of a certain age, utterly ridiculous sense of humour, apparently sarcastic, random poster, straight not Fab straight, wearer of loud shirts, Tango dancing martial arts instructor but never at the same time.

Taker of less nonsense than ever before, occassionaly serious.

Cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been here a while. Always had a good time. Youngest of three. Both my parents were older.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

New(ish)

A Mackem

I make a good friend

Smile a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi OP

It's usually me (female) posting on in the forums, my better half chips in occasionally.

We are both very keen runners, enjoy the outdoors as in climbing and walking etc. Enjoy chatting with people about training and basically boring people with our love of all aspects of running.

I am becoming more vocal on the forums, am finding my confidence to put forward my advice, opinions and show support to people.

At the end of the day we are just a normal friendly couple, here to make friends not enemies and keep in touch with our naughty playmates.

C and P

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite newbies but back on the scene after a short break

J 33 (female half) R 50 (male half) in 4 year relationship looking to spice things up

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By *atisfying jackMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I'm a laid back kind of bloke until shit hits the fan then I'm a laid back bloke but moving faster.

I work hard and play harder, not sure what age I'll live until but give me a couple more years at least.

I like food but I also like good fatty foods so I'm sat somewhere between super fit and a heart attack.

I like beer and I wear trousers....but give me a scented bubble bath anyday!

Anything else? Oh I'm a big fan of winter....love the cold.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I used to be PlayD8 but I changed it for a forum challenge some weeks back, and when I went to change back I found my name had been stolen by a local guy on a couples profile who wanted to fool people into thinking I was his partner Needless to say, I didn't let him away with it... But by the time it was all sorted this name had grown on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to be PlayD8 but I changed it for a forum challenge some weeks back, and when I went to change back I found my name had been stolen by a local guy on a couples profile who wanted to fool people into thinking I was his partner Needless to say, I didn't let him away with it... But by the time it was all sorted this name had grown on me. "

Lies! That's F&B fake woman account!

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By *ikerswingCouple
over a year ago

mcr

not new to fab ,couple been together 30 years this year , she; bit shy to start with but deffo sarcastic and witty once the walls come down .he:the more outgoing and confident one once the conversation starts, believe we have an honest profile on here allthough struggling to meet genuine people and not fakes .fab has changed a lot over the past few years .

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Chillout

Not new. Been here two years now.

Self confessed flirt.

Self confessed lover of women

Respectful and non judgemental.

Sui generis background

Creative flair

Semi regular presence on the forums.

Anything more just ask

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I used to be PlayD8 but I changed it for a forum challenge some weeks back, and when I went to change back I found my name had been stolen by a local guy on a couples profile who wanted to fool people into thinking I was his partner Needless to say, I didn't let him away with it... But by the time it was all sorted this name had grown on me.

Lies! That's F&B fake woman account!"

F&B has better shoes

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hi! Millennial snowflake fluent in sarcasm. Southerner living in sunny Liverpool with multiple jobs and a fat ass. Nice to meet you!

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