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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination

A slightly older work colleague used to always use this expression when she meant a presentation or something needed a bit more flair or to be a bit flashier. I still laugh when I think about it.

What kind of memorable slips have you cum across?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i put it in her bum by mistake to wake her up oops

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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination


"When i put it in her bum by mistake to wake her up oops "

Ah yes.... The 'Wrong hole!' alarm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also when you see a lady with a very big bum doing the moonwalk its not rude to say attention this vehicle is reversing is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also when you see a lady with a very big bum doing the moonwalk its not rude to say attention this vehicle is reversing is it"
could be said for a guy too before im savaged by the girls brigade

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

My brother is ginger. Our grandma told her friends that he has "a knob of copper"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My brother is ginger. Our grandma told her friends that he has "a knob of copper""

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By *aughtyNipplesWoman
over a year ago

newport, shrops


"A slightly older work colleague used to always use this expression when she meant a presentation or something needed a bit more flair or to be a bit flashier. I still laugh when I think about it.

What kind of memorable slips have you cum across? "

Has she been spraying that JizzyMonkey about AGAIN!!!!!!

Naughty Monkey...

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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination


"My brother is ginger. Our grandma told her friends that he has "a knob of copper""

Love this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A slightly older work colleague used to always use this expression when she meant a presentation or something needed a bit more flair or to be a bit flashier. I still laugh when I think about it.

What kind of memorable slips have you cum across? "

You sure it wasn't jazz it up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A slightly older work colleague used to always use this expression when she meant a presentation or something needed a bit more flair or to be a bit flashier. I still laugh when I think about it.

What kind of memorable slips have you cum across?

You sure it wasn't jazz it up?"
thats why its funny

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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination


"A slightly older work colleague used to always use this expression when she meant a presentation or something needed a bit more flair or to be a bit flashier. I still laugh when I think about it.

What kind of memorable slips have you cum across?

You sure it wasn't jazz it up?"

That's what she meant, but always said jizz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A slightly older work colleague used to always use this expression when she meant a presentation or something needed a bit more flair or to be a bit flashier. I still laugh when I think about it.

What kind of memorable slips have you cum across?

You sure it wasn't jazz it up?

That's what she meant, but always said jizz "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a funeral once the priest described the deseased as "full of spunk". It was so hard not to laugh

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"At a funeral once the priest described the deseased as "full of spunk". It was so hard not to laugh "

That phrase is often in Enid Blyton books

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By *ryst In Isolde OP   Woman
over a year ago

your imagination


"At a funeral once the priest described the deseased as "full of spunk". It was so hard not to laugh "

Inappropriate funeral giggles are very hard to contain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully JizzyMonkey will be here soon to jizz this thread up.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Thought this was a tread about me at first.....oh well....seen as I'm here might as well spread some Jizz....

I have a a sack full for you Jim....cheer you up after the Shrews loss to the Mighty Vale....enjoy the sack full Jim, spread it wisely....

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By *aughtyNipplesWoman
over a year ago

newport, shrops


"Thought this was a tread about me at first.....oh well....seen as I'm here might as well spread some Jizz....

I have a a sack full for you Jim....cheer you up after the Shrews loss to the Mighty Vale....enjoy the sack full Jim, spread it wisely.... "

A tread? Has someone walked all over you then????

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Fucking Autocarrot....makes a fool of me again....

....no one has walked over me today....I don't think....although some bastard Shit on me from a great height at work.....but that's a whole different fetish thread.....

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By *aughtyNipplesWoman
over a year ago

newport, shrops


"Fucking Autocarrot....makes a fool of me again....

....no one has walked over me today....I don't think....although some bastard Shit on me from a great height at work.....but that's a whole different fetish thread..... "

Thought so from the smell of ya!

... I'mI'm just too polite to say

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By *aughtyNipplesWoman
over a year ago

newport, shrops


"Fucking Autocarrot....makes a fool of me again....

....no one has walked over me today....I don't think....although some bastard Shit on me from a great height at work.....but that's a whole different fetish thread..... "

Reckon it's your dog whom you mention in your status...

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Nah the dogs well trained....it knows where to do the business....where as the filthy humans at work....they are a whole different story....

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