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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Funny question I know. A friend was married to her childhood sweetheart for years and they split up about 4 years ago. Last year she decided to start dating again. After a few failed attempts she found a guy she liked. After about a month she came to me and asked what oral sex was. Well I swear I nearly were myself thinking she was joking but she wasn't. Really surprised me. It's a running joke now within our circle of friends.

What things surprise you?

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Now that is a Sheltered life....

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"

What things surprise you? "

.....it always will surprise me....

How stupid my side of the species really are....I swear 98.7% of us are specially challenged.....when you see/hear/read what some of them do/say to the other sex!!! Hahaha

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"

What things surprise you?

.....it always will surprise me....

How stupid my side of the species really are....I swear 98.7% of us are specially challenged.....when you see/hear/read what some of them do/say to the other sex!!! Hahaha "

What was the sample size? That's a specific proportion

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"

.....it always will surprise me....

How stupid my side of the species really are....I swear 98.7% of us are specially challenged.....when you see/hear/read what some of them do/say to the other sex!!! Hahaha

What was the sample size? That's a specific proportion "

It was from FAB's national statistics laboratory, I think they survey all the mens activity on here, so a fair few tens of thousands....I'll hack into the mainframe again and find the specific numbers....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"

.....it always will surprise me....

How stupid my side of the species really are....I swear 98.7% of us are specially challenged.....when you see/hear/read what some of them do/say to the other sex!!! Hahaha

What was the sample size? That's a specific proportion

It was from FAB's national statistics laboratory, I think they survey all the mens activity on here, so a fair few tens of thousands....I'll hack into the mainframe again and find the specific numbers.... "

Sydney didn't tell you then?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

My friend didnt know oral sex existed either until she was 40.

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"

It was from FAB's national statistics laboratory, I think they survey all the mens activity on here, so a fair few tens of thousands....I'll hack into the mainframe again and find the specific numbers....

Sydney didn't tell you then?"

....no Uncle Sydney has gone very quiet of late you know....

So according to the numbers....

Active Members = 569,784

Male Members = 412,346

So....that means for a percentage of 98.7 that....

406,985.5 are specially challenged

Which means that 5,360.5 of us are actually normal....ish....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now that is a Sheltered life.... "

Oh I know

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

What's the answer to the op title question?

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By *ullpa72Man
over a year ago

Isle of Arran

Just how easy it is for women to lead men on !!No hitting please I am very devout in my cowardice !! What I mean is that men all seem to keep Thier brains in Thier dicks !!Well I know it's been getting me into trouble for years lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

So, for clarification purposes, ladies - you take the man’s Whatchamacallit and pop it in your cake hole and then imagine that your bobbing for apples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funny question I know. A friend was married to her childhood sweetheart for years and they split up about 4 years ago. Last year she decided to start dating again. After a few failed attempts she found a guy she liked. After about a month she came to me and asked what oral sex was. Well I swear I nearly were myself thinking she was joking but she wasn't. Really surprised me. It's a running joke now within our circle of friends.

What things surprise you? "

wow

For me when im having some me time and the window cleaner pops up at the window... not a good surprise mind!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Oral sex is talking about it e.g. your place or mine

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

First time someone asked me for a blow job.

I did

Oooops!

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"First time someone asked me for a blow job.

I did

Oooops! "

hahaha well there goes my brew all over the desk now.....

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"First time someone asked me for a blow job.

I did

Oooops! "

Instead of “sucks like a Dyson” it could be “blows like a tuba player doing Flight Of The Bumblebee”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I told you what surprised me, then it wouldn't surprise me each time it surprises me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The price of freaking cough medicine, $12 for a pack of 10? Are you shitting me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Funny question I know. A friend was married to her childhood sweetheart for years and they split up about 4 years ago. Last year she decided to start dating again. After a few failed attempts she found a guy she liked. After about a month she came to me and asked what oral sex was. Well I swear I nearly were myself thinking she was joking but she wasn't. Really surprised me. It's a running joke now within our circle of friends.

What things surprise you?

wow

For me when im having some me time and the window cleaner pops up at the window... not a good surprise mind!"

I nearly peed laughing

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Not surprised as i was with a girl for 5yrs and she wouldnt entertain oral.

She said it was disgusting and dirty etc etc.

By the way it was the act of doing oral and not my actual cock that she said was disgusting and dirty.

Just incase you think i was a dirtbag.

She felt the same about cum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same thing happened to a lady my wife worked with..late 40s and asked my wife if she had heard of it...then said well what is it...

Wife explained bj first and the lady thought she was joking .....then explained licking!!!! She was stunned! Asked if my wife did it and she said of course not!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not surprised as i was with a girl for 5yrs and she wouldnt entertain oral.

She said it was disgusting and dirty etc etc.

By the way it was the act of doing oral and not my actual cock that she said was disgusting and dirty.

Just incase you think i was a dirtbag.

She felt the same about cum."

Yah but the difference is she actually doesn't know what oral is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Same thing happened to a lady my wife worked with..late 40s and asked my wife if she had heard of it...then said well what is it...

Wife explained bj first and the lady thought she was joking .....then explained licking!!!! She was stunned! Asked if my wife did it and she said of course not!! Lol "

And does the wife do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never knew a wand was a sexual instrument until recently

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never knew a wand was a sexual instrument until recently "

Oh it holds all kinds of magic.

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