FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is Rant Day

By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

Your own personal Jesus

Someone to hear your rants

Someone in pants

Anyway

Roll up and rant folks

Preferences, unread messages and Brexit will result in Vlad the Impaler like punishment

Go forth and rantify

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Why is technology ruining all aspects of our lives???

I can't just make people believe my random bullshit anymore....because they just ask Uncle Google

I can't rant and moan about football referees anymore because VAR makes their decisions for them....

I can't take long overly convoluted journeys to places so I don't have to spend as much time there anymore because maps tells us where to go...

I can't watch porn in safety because Alexa tells on me....

I don't have to show off my car skills anymore because it shows off and parks its Fucking self...brakes for its self...accelerates for its self...stays in the lanes on its own....

JUDGEMENT DAY is here....we are no longer needed....

Hitachi invented the wand as well....its slowly replacing us men....

Technology = BAD.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't see my beloved motorcycle for 6 weeks while she is in a container travelling home from Canada.

Plus my 3 month road trip is now over

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I have the promise of shennagins this weekend.

This weekend is still two days away.

TWO ENTIRE DAYS!!!!!!!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Winter is coming.

I don't like this in between seasons stuff. I don't know how to dress. I go to work and it's warm. I leave work and it's cold and vice versa but either way I'm inappropriately dressed.

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Why is technology ruining all aspects of our lives???

I can't just make people believe my random bullshit anymore....because they just ask Uncle Google

I can't rant and moan about football referees anymore because VAR makes their decisions for them....

I can't take long overly convoluted journeys to places so I don't have to spend as much time there anymore because maps tells us where to go...

I can't watch porn in safety because Alexa tells on me....

I don't have to show off my car skills anymore because it shows off and parks its Fucking self...brakes for its self...accelerates for its self...stays in the lanes on its own....

JUDGEMENT DAY is here....we are no longer needed....

Hitachi invented the wand as well....its slowly replacing us men....

Technology = BAD.....

Without technology I wouldn't have met Pink so

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I won't see my beloved motorcycle for 6 weeks while she is in a container travelling home from Canada.

Plus my 3 month road trip is now over

Big come down but hopefully lots of good memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tame has gone again and he never even said goodbye the ginger knob, I'm hurt

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"I have the promise of shennagins this weekend.

This weekend is still two days away.

TWO ENTIRE DAYS!!!!!!!

That's how time works and it isn't bothered by your shenanigans potential

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Winter is coming.

I don't like this in between seasons stuff. I don't know how to dress. I go to work and it's warm. I leave work and it's cold and vice versa but either way I'm inappropriately dressed.

I get you - it's a decision nightmare

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

"Tame has gone again and he never even said goodbye the ginger knob, I'm hurt"

Give him a week or so and you'll be able to tell him yourself

Yo-yo Impala will be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reach out and touch faith

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The Flat Earth Society need to improve their global identity.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Reach out and touch faith"

Do I get my own personal Jebus?

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

People constantly mentioning the winter seasonal celebration when we haven't even had bonfire night yet!!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I dropped my phone last night and managed to smash my first ever screen. Yay!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Thank god it’s Thursday and I can rant, back to school is ridiculous, why can’t they go in later

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Only the UK can go to the effort and expense of putting in cycle lanes to encourage people to use bicycles more, but make it ‘optional’ for cyclists to use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't we all have the privilege of never having to work again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry no rants today life is rather amazing

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Corbyn ... that's all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People in works canteen have the eating etiquette of a starving pack of hyenas! Smell worse and do that Feckin noise like snorting up phlegm !!! I can’t eat at work!!! Dirty feckers!! Oh and don’t wash their hands after peeing!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Certain dismissive expressions. I didn't know they irritated me as I've never had the pleasure of experiencing them before but god... "and in other news" is such an irksome one, especially when you're talking about something personal. I'm absolutely fine now though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so tired

I keep waking up ridiculously early after 5hrs sleep.

It isnt enough and it's making me grumpier than usual - which is terrifying for the people around me

I just want to sleeeeep!

I'm also really hungry and need eggs and toast but haven't got any bread

Fuck my life

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By *atisfying jackMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Corbyn ... that's all

This! Democracy died yesterday and there is no way back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No women have messaged me and I’ve been here for a month!

I thought this was a site for swingers?

I’ve even got a picture of my cock up a woman’s fanny to prove how I pull on nights out.

Thinking of leaving!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Corbyn ... that's all

This! Democracy died yesterday and there is no way back!"

It's been enduring a long and painful death for 3 years now

Maybe we should have a referendum on whether to maintain a democracy or go for a geniocracy or noocracy

Anyway .. at risk of slipping into politics here

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Without technology I wouldn't have met Pink so

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.....you'll regret your decision....when the machines take over....you'll suddenly think...Uncle Jizzy was right after all!!! Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The suns shining, grass damp with dew, squirrels are out in the garden and my email is broken, along with thousands of others who are being forced not to work today...

What's to rant about. It's a beautiful day....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Argos the twats, waited a week for my new washing machine to come, then plumbed it all in for it to keep filling with water even when it’s off. So have to pull it out and turn the water off. Now have got to wait until next Tuesday until an engineer can come out. What a palaver and not easy having to lug the machine in and out x

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Only the UK can go to the effort and expense of putting in cycle lanes to encourage people to use bicycles more, but make it ‘optional’ for cyclists to use

The genius London mayor has two plans.

Spend £42 million on cycles lanes because too many cyclists are involved in accidents with cars.

Ban all private vehicles from London. Fuck knows what that'll cost.

Er, if you do the second one, you won't have to do the first one.

Inspired; There's my rant, the Mayor of London.

Cockwomble.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

School is back. Apparently on their way to school every morning several children are horrifically murdered, given the way they scream, push each other around, and throw things including at me. I live near a school. This sucks so much.

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By *kyndaveCouple
over a year ago

South Leicestershire

https://youtu.be/xRGGbyZzuTg

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Walking Zombies.

I'm sorry, it's not my job to avoid you, because you're so fucking obsessed with whatever electronic fucking gizmo it is in your hand, that you have no fucking idea where you are, what's going on around you or who you're about to crash into.

Please do not look at me with disdain, when I'm standing still and you clatter into me.

Your accusing scowl will be met with a retort such as "watch the fuck where you're going you absolute cunt" or "crash into me again and I'll shove that fucking iPhone down your throat you ignorant prick".

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Walking Zombies.

Please do not look at me with disdain, when I'm standing still and you clatter into me.

For the record ... Mombies

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Walking Zombies.

Please do not look at me with disdain, when I'm standing still and you clatter into me.

For the record ... Mombies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old "mate" insomnia is trying desperately to get reaquainted with me. I've told it to fuck off as I'm not interested but it doesn't appear to be a very good listener.

I really don't wanna go back there

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Ppl who start a thread offering the world for a 24 hour period then abandon it before lunchtime

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Ppl who start a thread offering the world for a 24 hour period then abandon it before lunchtime

Approved.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Ppl who start a thread offering the world for a 24 hour period then abandon it before lunchtime

Approved.

You can’t get the staff

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'd love to rant but I'm feeling chilled. TFI friday tomorrow..yey!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Ppl who start a thread offering the world for a 24 hour period then abandon it before lunchtime

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You can’t get the staff

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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago

Preston

All Approved

Good rant day everyone

Well done

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"All Approved

Good rant day everyone

Well done

That's a wrap......

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