FabSwingers.com forum: How many grammar nazis does it take to change a lightbulb?

By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Too

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I laughed

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I laughed

My work here is done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?

Sex.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

It takes two to tango too . Ballet requires a tutu to .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nein

Schnell Schnell

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"It takes two to tango too . Ballet requires a tutu to . "

Tutu too you mean....

*grammar nazi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veri fanny

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

I only thought it was won.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Veri fanny"

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Apparently nazis should had an N and an apostrophe.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Apparently nazis should had an N and an apostrophe.

NO APOSTROPHE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently nazis should had an N and an apostrophe.

NO APOSTROPHE "

Capitals are so shouty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take no notice of the sad acts. They jizum while flicking there dickionarys and cuntinents INIT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many priests does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb on Facebook?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.

6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.

249 to post meme's and gif's.

19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.

11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

12 to post F.

8 to ask what F means.

16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

7 to ask if the brands of light bulbs used are worth the money.

19 to tell them that if they like the light bulbs, buy them.

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

13 to comment "Me too".

5 to post to the page that they will no longer post or are leaving because they cannot handle the $!%cking light bulb controversy.

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"

22 to ask if there is a flounce in progress.

349 to post flounce memes.

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

51 to mention that it will all be different after Brexit.

49 to say the E.U. has only ever helped small light bulb producers.

4 people to try and reason that we don't know what will happen after Brexit (if we ever get round to it ).

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political view of Brexit.

5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.

1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Too"

Rong. Itz too an a hawf

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Apparently nazis should had an N and an apostrophe.

NO APOSTROPHE

Capitals are so shouty

WELL SPOTTED

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Too"

Isn’t that spelling rather than grammar?

Signed

A. Pedant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently nazis should had an N and an apostrophe.

Capital N, but only an apostrophe if you refer to something belonging to a Nazi (Nazi's) belonging to the Nazis (Nazis') or abbreviating "Nazi is" to Nazi's.

Nazis as a plual of Nazi has no apostrophe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too

Isn’t that spelling rather than grammar?

Signed

A. Pedant

Spelling and punctuation are elements of grammar.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

"Apparently nazis should had an N and an apostrophe.

Capital N, but only an apostrophe if you refer to something belonging to a Nazi (Nazi's) belonging to the Nazis (Nazis') or abbreviating "Nazi is" to Nazi's.

Nazis as a plual of Nazi has no apostrophe.

I agree with your explanation. Such a shame about the "plual" though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot de fuk iz this fred about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One can’t change a lightbulb, one replaces it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me chuckle

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"Too"

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Apparently nazis should had an N and an apostrophe.

Capital N, but only an apostrophe if you refer to something belonging to a Nazi (Nazi's) belonging to the Nazis (Nazis') or abbreviating "Nazi is" to Nazi's.

Nazis as a plual of Nazi has no apostrophe.

Unless of course you are referring to something belonging to the Nazis (plural).

e.g. They are the Nazis' tanks

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Apparently nazis should had an N and an apostrophe.

Capital N, but only an apostrophe if you refer to something belonging to a Nazi (Nazi's) belonging to the Nazis (Nazis') or abbreviating "Nazi is" to Nazi's.

Nazis as a plual of Nazi has no apostrophe.

Unless of course you are referring to something belonging to the Nazis (plural).

e.g. They are the Nazis' tanks"

One doesn't mean to be a pedant, but once believes he did cover that point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently nazis should had an N and an apostrophe.

Capital N, but only an apostrophe if you refer to something belonging to a Nazi (Nazi's) belonging to the Nazis (Nazis') or abbreviating "Nazi is" to Nazi's.

Nazis as a plual of Nazi has no apostrophe.

Unless of course you are referring to something belonging to the Nazis (plural).

e.g. They are the Nazis' tanks"

That was already covered in the previous paragraph

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Apparently nazis should had an N and an apostrophe.

Capital N, but only an apostrophe if you refer to something belonging to a Nazi (Nazi's) belonging to the Nazis (Nazis') or abbreviating "Nazi is" to Nazi's.

Nazis as a plual of Nazi has no apostrophe.

Unless of course you are referring to something belonging to the Nazis (plural).

e.g. They are the Nazis' tanks

One doesn't mean to be a pedant, but once believes he did cover that point

One ... not once ... how will I be able to face my fellow grammar club members now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There, they're, their guys...no need to fight about it

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Apparently nazis should had an N and an apostrophe.

Capital N, but only an apostrophe if you refer to something belonging to a Nazi (Nazi's) belonging to the Nazis (Nazis') or abbreviating "Nazi is" to Nazi's.

Nazis as a plual of Nazi has no apostrophe.

Unless of course you are referring to something belonging to the Nazis (plural).

e.g. They are the Nazis' tanks

That was already covered in the previous paragraph "

Fuck I even quoted it.

More caffeine needed

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"There, they're, their guys...no need to fight about it

What the fuck have you just done?

It’s like throwing a grenade in

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

What about people like me that suffer from sex daily?

I mean dyslexia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently nazis should had an N and an apostrophe.

Capital N, but only an apostrophe if you refer to something belonging to a Nazi (Nazi's) belonging to the Nazis (Nazis') or abbreviating "Nazi is" to Nazi's.

Nazis as a plual of Nazi has no apostrophe.

Unless of course you are referring to something belonging to the Nazis (plural).

e.g. They are the Nazis' tanks

One doesn't mean to be a pedant, but once believes he did cover that point

One shouldn’t use “one” if referring to themselves. You should have used “I”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about people like me that suffer from sex daily?

I mean dyslexia"

Em txdgbk

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"What about people like me that suffer from sex daily?

I mean dyslexia

Em txdgbk "

Follow surfers.

Err - fellow sufferers!

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"Too"

Perhaps you meant "Spelling Nazi"?....

...I'll get me coat

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Technically, it's a lamp not a light bulb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about people like me that suffer from sex daily?

I mean dyslexia

Em txdgbk "

Reminds me of the aids campaign.

AIDS

Don't die of ignorance

And the bootleg version

ADIS

Don't die of dyslexia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too

Perhaps you meant "Spelling Nazi"?....

...I'll get me coat"

My coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Technically, it's a lamp not a light bulb."

And I never do it bareback

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"Too

Perhaps you meant "Spelling Nazi"?....

...I'll get me coat

My coat "

Aha! Grammar Nazi!....

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Stop talking about Nazis ...or you're getting on the train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Nazi party was made criminal in 1945.

Being one could result in criminal conviction.

You have been warned.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"How many people does it take to change a lightbulb on Facebook?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.

6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.

249 to post meme's and gif's.

19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.

11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

12 to post F.

8 to ask what F means.

16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

7 to ask if the brands of light bulbs used are worth the money.

19 to tell them that if they like the light bulbs, buy them.

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

13 to comment "Me too".

5 to post to the page that they will no longer post or are leaving because they cannot handle the $!%cking light bulb controversy.

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"

22 to ask if there is a flounce in progress.

349 to post flounce memes.

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

51 to mention that it will all be different after Brexit.

49 to say the E.U. has only ever helped small light bulb producers.

4 people to try and reason that we don't know what will happen after Brexit (if we ever get round to it ).

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political view of Brexit.

5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.

1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.

??"

BC or ES?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you got me there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Nazi party was made criminal in 1945.

Being one could result in criminal conviction.

You have been warned."

Thanx.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, it's a hardware issue

How many women does it take?

None, they just sit in the dark and bitch about how lazy the man is

*monkey retires to the cornerand builds a cushion fort until the flak stops flying*

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Eye wood say a boot too are free wool bee enuf two change a light bulb.

Now if it was a heavy bulb it wool take mare folk tae day the job.

Also depends if they get paid by the bulb or by the hour.

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