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do i have a face that tells fibs... lol... my rant!!!

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By *abio OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

charming!!! tut tut tut....

people just don't believe i have never measured my bits!!!

at the end of the day, it ain't going to change what i have... and how i use it...

there i am trying to be mr nice guy... and my reptutation is being slandered...

so.. here is a support group idea...

please sign up if you have never measured ya bits.... or am i a freak in a group of 1......

signed.....

mortified of tyneside....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"charming!!! tut tut tut....

people just don't believe i have never measured my bits!!!

at the end of the day, it ain't going to change what i have... and how i use it...

there i am trying to be mr nice guy... and my reptutation is being slandered...

so.. here is a support group idea...

please sign up if you have never measured ya bits.... or am i a freak in a group of 1......

signed.....

mortified of tyneside...."
in answer to the thread title.....yes FABIO YA DO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't lie for all the teas in China!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but you know roughly the size of your cock even if you've never used a ruler/tape measure/sky remote/can of lynx??

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Has someone measured them for you though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has someone measured them for you though? "

He has two ??

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By *idlifecrisis40Man
over a year ago

Manchester (North)

I even measured my fist the other day. Another bloke commented how small it was so I came over all insecure

I hasten to add this was in a general conversation, not something, ahem, intimate...

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"I even measured my fist the other day. Another bloke commented how small it was so I came over all insecure

I hasten to add this was in a general conversation, not something, ahem, intimate..."

i have measured my fist because i was curious about the size of someone elses bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"charming!!! tut tut tut....

people just don't believe i have never measured my bits!!!

at the end of the day, it ain't going to change what i have... and how i use it...

there i am trying to be mr nice guy... and my reptutation is being slandered...

so.. here is a support group idea...

please sign up if you have never measured ya bits.... or am i a freak in a group of 1......

signed.....

mortified of tyneside...."

I believe ya

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"

i have measured my fist because i was curious about the size of someone elses bits "

lol That made me chuckle

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

If you say you havn't then I will accept that...but the question is...why not? !!! If I had a cock I would measure it

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Me too and then id add another 2 inches to the result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me too and then id add another 2 inches to the result "

1.first times that number by 2

2. ADD 5

3. Times that number by 50

4. i'll wait till you get a calculator,lol,

5. Now if you've already had your birthday this year ADD 1761...if not ADD 1760....

6. Ok Subtract the 4 Digit year you was born number..(eg 1990)etc

7. You should now end up witha..3 Digit number.OK?

That number should satisfy a few

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i deliberately use women with small faces for my pics...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i deliberately use women with small faces for my pics..."

It helps if their feet were bound and their hands are small to preserve a sense of scale too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i deliberately use women with small faces for my pics...

It helps if their feet were bound and their hands are small to preserve a sense of scale too

"

am off to china or something

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Me too and then id add another 2 inches to the result

1.first times that number by 2

2. ADD 5

3. Times that number by 50

4. i'll wait till you get a calculator,lol,

5. Now if you've already had your birthday this year ADD 1761...if not ADD 1760....

6. Ok Subtract the 4 Digit year you was born number..(eg 1990)etc

7. You should now end up witha..3 Digit number.OK?

That number should satisfy a few

Wolf"

Is it 42? wow! im loving my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i deliberately use women with small faces for my pics...

It helps if their feet were bound and their hands are small to preserve a sense of scale too

am off to china or something"

don't forget to wear a thai

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me too and then id add another 2 inches to the result

1.first times that number by 2

2. ADD 5

3. Times that number by 50

4. i'll wait till you get a calculator,lol,

5. Now if you've already had your birthday this year ADD 1761...if not ADD 1760....

6. Ok Subtract the 4 Digit year you was born number..(eg 1990)etc

7. You should now end up witha..3 Digit number.OK?

That number should satisfy a few

Wolf

Is it 42? wow! im loving my cock "

pmsl

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Me too and then id add another 2 inches to the result

1.first times that number by 2

2. ADD 5

3. Times that number by 50

4. i'll wait till you get a calculator,lol,

5. Now if you've already had your birthday this year ADD 1761...if not ADD 1760....

6. Ok Subtract the 4 Digit year you was born number..(eg 1990)etc

7. You should now end up witha..3 Digit number.OK?

That number should satisfy a few

Wolf

Is it 42? wow! im loving my cock "

You must pay more attention in maths .. see me in my office later,.. or its detention for you young lady,..

42 isn't three digits ..

now 420 that is impressive. 0.42 not so.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Me too and then id add another 2 inches to the result

1.first times that number by 2

2. ADD 5

3. Times that number by 50

4. i'll wait till you get a calculator,lol,

5. Now if you've already had your birthday this year ADD 1761...if not ADD 1760....

6. Ok Subtract the 4 Digit year you was born number..(eg 1990)etc

7. You should now end up witha..3 Digit number.OK?

That number should satisfy a few

Wolf

Is it 42? wow! im loving my cock

You must pay more attention in maths .. see me in my office later,.. or its detention for you young lady,..

42 isn't three digits ..

now 420 that is impressive. 0.42 not so. "

Thinking I would need more than 3 digits for one that was 420

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