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By *razy67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Huge cock needs abusing tonight lets meet and fuck outdoors its so damn horny 100% genuine down to earth guy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you want me to abuse it?

Shout at it,

Call it names,

Smack it with a Toblerone,

Set the dogs onto it...

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By *razy67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

How ever you want to

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"How do you want me to abuse it?

Shout at it,

Call it names,

Smack it with a Toblerone,

Set the dogs onto it..."

Oi don't you abuse chocolate!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

And who said romance is died

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"And who said romance is died "

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By *razy67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"And who said romance is died "

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"How do you want me to abuse it?

Shout at it,

Call it names,

Smack it with a Toblerone,

Set the dogs onto it...

Oi don't you abuse chocolate! "

Toblerone doesn't count...it's evil

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By *razy67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"How do you want me to abuse it?

Shout at it,

Call it names,

Smack it with a Toblerone,

Set the dogs onto it...

Oi don't you abuse chocolate! "

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By *razy67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"How do you want me to abuse it?

Shout at it,

Call it names,

Smack it with a Toblerone,

Set the dogs onto it..."
just abuse it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you want me to abuse it?

Shout at it,

Call it names,

Smack it with a Toblerone,

Set the dogs onto it...

Oi don't you abuse chocolate! "

Ok, I'll swap the choc' for a wooden spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you want me to abuse it?

Shout at it,

Call it names,

Smack it with a Toblerone,

Set the dogs onto it...

Oi don't you abuse chocolate!

Toblerone doesn't count...it's evil "

Toblerone is great! Especially the white chocolate one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you want me to abuse it?

Shout at it,

Call it names,

Smack it with a Toblerone,

Set the dogs onto it..."
oh the Toblerone please film it

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"How do you want me to abuse it?

Shout at it,

Call it names,

Smack it with a Toblerone,

Set the dogs onto it..."

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By *razy67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"How do you want me to abuse it?

Shout at it,

Call it names,

Smack it with a Toblerone,

Set the dogs onto it...

Oi don't you abuse chocolate!

Ok, I'll swap the choc' for a wooden spoon "
ouch

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"How do you want me to abuse it?

Shout at it,

Call it names,

Smack it with a Toblerone,

Set the dogs onto it...

Oi don't you abuse chocolate!

Ok, I'll swap the choc' for a wooden spoon "

I'll swop you a rachet....

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

A Toblerone makes a great supermarket checkout belt divider for dyslexics.

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By *razy67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"How do you want me to abuse it?

Shout at it,

Call it names,

Smack it with a Toblerone,

Set the dogs onto it...

Oi don't you abuse chocolate! Leeds leeds leeds ????????

Toblerone doesn't count...it's evil "

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By *razy67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"How do you want me to abuse it?

Shout at it,

Call it names,

Smack it with a Toblerone,

Set the dogs onto it...

Oi don't you abuse chocolate!

Ok, I'll swap the choc' for a wooden spoon

I'll swop you a rachet.... "
yh plz

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By *razy67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"And who said romance is died "
not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you want me to abuse it?

Shout at it,

Call it names,

Smack it with a Toblerone,

Set the dogs onto it...

Oi don't you abuse chocolate!

Ok, I'll swap the choc' for a wooden spoon

I'll swop you a rachet.... "

Evil

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"How do you want me to abuse it?

Shout at it,

Call it names,

Smack it with a Toblerone,

Set the dogs onto it...

Oi don't you abuse chocolate!

Ok, I'll swap the choc' for a wooden spoon

I'll swop you a rachet.... yh plz "

Crack an egg on it

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"How do you want me to abuse it?

Shout at it,

Call it names,

Smack it with a Toblerone,

Set the dogs onto it...

Oi don't you abuse chocolate!

Ok, I'll swap the choc' for a wooden spoon

I'll swop you a rachet....

Evil "

He wants abusing.....a rachet will do it .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right. I'm stood in my garden

IT'S NOT A HUGE COCK

That enough abuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So damn horny. Yet left us so soon. Spaffed and ran.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"So damn horny. Yet left us so soon. Spaffed and ran. "

Didn't take much, just the threat of a rachet.... hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right. I'm stood in my garden

IT'S NOT A HUGE COCK

That enough abuse?"

I agree

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Huge cock needs abusing tonight lets meet and fuck outdoors its so damn horny 100% genuine down to earth guy.."

....I'll tie that cock to the washing line....then nail your feet to the ground as far away as that little pecked will allow....then I'm gonna cover you in honey & soil to keep you properly down to earth....and once this rain stops I might offer you the pulsating fanny to finish yourself off with, because I don't want you to electrocute yourself.....you horny devil....

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By *razy67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"So damn horny. Yet left us so soon. Spaffed and ran. "
oh im still here and horny af

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By *razy67 OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Huge cock needs abusing tonight lets meet and fuck outdoors its so damn horny 100% genuine down to earth guy..

....I'll tie that cock to the washing line....then nail your feet to the ground as far away as that little pecked will allow....then I'm gonna cover you in honey & soil to keep you properly down to earth....and once this rain stops I might offer you the pulsating fanny to finish yourself off with, because I don't want you to electrocute yourself.....you horny devil.... "
I'm thankful that i dont know you but seriously wtf you need to see someone m8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And who said romance is died "
dead

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Huge cock needs abusing tonight lets meet and fuck outdoors its so damn horny 100% genuine down to earth guy..

....I'll tie that cock to the washing line....then nail your feet to the ground as far away as that little pecked will allow....then I'm gonna cover you in honey & soil to keep you properly down to earth....and once this rain stops I might offer you the pulsating fanny to finish yourself off with, because I don't want you to electrocute yourself.....you horny devil.... I'm thankful that i dont know you but seriously wtf you need to see someone m8 "

Eh??? You were all for the rachet last night.....now he needs help?

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


" I'm thankful that i dont know you but seriously wtf you need to see someone m8 "

Don't you worry, its okay, because I know you and have been watching ....I'm here to help with you kink....I offered you a lovely solution that covered all of your bases more or less...which I thought was pretty damn kind of me!!!

Now, I don't need to see anyone as my voices tell me I'm fine....

....now if you want I can dial it up a notch to fulfil your needs....

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Huge cock needs abusing tonight lets meet and fuck outdoors its so damn horny 100% genuine down to earth guy.."

So, I've got for you my prized fighting cock, I have a selection of bats, paddles and whips for you to run around and chase said cock outdoors to try and abuse....he's quick though....I'll also bring my prized bull along as he has some massive horns, and he will definitely Fuck you up outdoors of he catches you....and genuinely leave you down in the eat the dirt...100%

.....does that suit better OP??

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