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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So there's a chance that Boris could be out on his arse at some point and the country will need a new leader. The good folk of fab can't do any worse than the current lot.

It's my thread so I'm Prime Minister but tell me, what cabinet job could you do and why?

I'm willing to let people job share so don't worry if someone nabs the position you want

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Minister of biscuits.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

You can't be PM ... I didn't vote for you ...

Wait, heard that somewhere before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He doesn't like to travel far, Shag for Home Secretary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im gonna be emperor so dont need one saying that tho i cant help but think mighty boosh

Captain cabinet trapped in a cabinet will he get out can he get out corse he can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Minister of biscuits. "

Provided there are always bourbons on hand, you're in

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll be behind the scenes.

I'm doing PR and Comms. I'd be fricking epic at it. I have a way with words and can spin a story to make anyone more likeable.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can I be chief whip?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can't be PM ... I didn't vote for you ...

Wait, heard that somewhere before"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He doesn't like to travel far, Shag for Home Secretary."

Bravo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welsh secretary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im gonna be emperor so dont need one saying that tho i cant help but think mighty boosh

Captain cabinet trapped in a cabinet will he get out can he get out corse he can"

Minister for alcohol and mushroom consumption it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im gonna be emperor so dont need one saying that tho i cant help but think mighty boosh

Captain cabinet trapped in a cabinet will he get out can he get out corse he can"

*Ghengis watches you carefully*

Oh really now? Which Empire would that be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be behind the scenes.

I'm doing PR and Comms. I'd be fricking epic at it. I have a way with words and can spin a story to make anyone more likeable.

You'll have your work cut out with me but you're in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So there's a chance that Boris could be out on his arse at some point and the country will need a new leader. The good folk of fab can't do any worse than the current lot.

It's my thread so I'm Prime Minister but tell me, what cabinet job could you do and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im gonna be emperor so dont need one saying that tho i cant help but think mighty boosh

Captain cabinet trapped in a cabinet will he get out can he get out corse he can

*Ghengis watches you carefully*

Oh really now? Which Empire would that be

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the galactic kind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be chief whip? "

Walnut?

Hell yes

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Im gonna be emperor so dont need one saying that tho i cant help but think mighty boosh

Captain cabinet trapped in a cabinet will he get out can he get out corse he can

*Ghengis watches you carefully*

Oh really now? Which Empire would that be

Ghengis watches .. but monkey throws poop at those that pass too close

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welsh secretary

Da iawn Taff - ardderchog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So there's a chance that Boris could be out on his arse at some point and the country will need a new leader. The good folk of fab can't do any worse than the current lot.

It's my thread so I'm Prime Minister but tell me, what cabinet job could you do and why?

I'm willing to let people job share so don't worry if someone nabs the position you want

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ill feed the Downing street cat!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'll be behind the scenes.

I'm doing PR and Comms. I'd be fricking epic at it. I have a way with words and can spin a story to make anyone more likeable.

You'll have your work cut out with me but you're in

I'm on it don't worry. Worst case scenario I know enough to dig some dirt on anyone you need crushing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im gonna be emperor so dont need one saying that tho i cant help but think mighty boosh

Captain cabinet trapped in a cabinet will he get out can he get out corse he can

*Ghengis watches you carefully*

Oh really now? Which Empire would that be

the galactic kind"

... That's ok then. Eurasia is mine though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im gonna be emperor so dont need one saying that tho i cant help but think mighty boosh

Captain cabinet trapped in a cabinet will he get out can he get out corse he can

*Ghengis watches you carefully*

Oh really now? Which Empire would that be

Ghengis watches .. but monkey throws poop at those that pass too close "

...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So there's a chance that Boris could be out on his arse at some point and the country will need a new leader. The good folk of fab can't do any worse than the current lot.

It's my thread so I'm Prime Minister but tell me, what cabinet job could you do and why?

I'm willing to let people job share so don't worry if someone nabs the position you want

Join me

ill feed the Downing street cat!"

Excellent - that's an important job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be behind the scenes.

I'm doing PR and Comms. I'd be fricking epic at it. I have a way with words and can spin a story to make anyone more likeable.

You'll have your work cut out with me but you're in

I'm on it don't worry. Worst case scenario I know enough to dig some dirt on anyone you need crushing.

Inner circle for you Meli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im gonna be emperor so dont need one saying that tho i cant help but think mighty boosh

Captain cabinet trapped in a cabinet will he get out can he get out corse he can

*Ghengis watches you carefully*

Oh really now? Which Empire would that be

the galactic kind

... That's ok then. Eurasia is mine though."
isnt that a fluffy dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Welsh secretary

Da iawn Taff - ardderchog

My first duty apply for independence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So there's a chance that Boris could be out on his arse at some point and the country will need a new leader. The good folk of fab can't do any worse than the current lot.

It's my thread so I'm Prime Minister but tell me, what cabinet job could you do and why?

I'm willing to let people job share so don't worry if someone nabs the position you want

Join me

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head whip and all cabinet ministers have to strip and their will be an equal amount of men and women then I'll whip your bare arses so you can't sit on the fence

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Pretty please could I be health secretary? I need to save the NHS before it's too late. Most of my family work for it and I have since I was 19. My nan was also one of the first NHS nurses so it's basically in my blood.

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

Can I have Transport Minister please.....cancel HS2 as first task

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pretty please could I be health secretary? I need to save the NHS before it's too late. Most of my family work for it and I have since I was 19. My nan was also one of the first NHS nurses so it's basically in my blood."

Far better credentials than most of those that have held the position - it's yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So there's a chance that Boris could be out on his arse at some point and the country will need a new leader. The good folk of fab can't do any worse than the current lot.

It's my thread so I'm Prime Minister but tell me, what cabinet job could you do and why?

I'm willing to let people job share so don't worry if someone nabs the position you want

Join me

head whip and all cabinet ministers have to strip and their will be an equal amount of men and women then I'll whip your bare arses so you can't sit on the fence

I'm not sure HR will go for that. I'll get back to you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'll be behind the scenes.

I'm doing PR and Comms. I'd be fricking epic at it. I have a way with words and can spin a story to make anyone more likeable.

You'll have your work cut out with me but you're in

I'm on it don't worry. Worst case scenario I know enough to dig some dirt on anyone you need crushing.

Inner circle for you Meli

Yay!

I will warn you I have a predilection for old, Conservative men so I will fuck some of them but that's cool.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Far better credentials than most of those that have held the position - it's yours "

Thank you boss!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have Transport Minister please.....cancel HS2 as first task"

You can but you'll have to discuss that will our northern constituents

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be behind the scenes.

I'm doing PR and Comms. I'd be fricking epic at it. I have a way with words and can spin a story to make anyone more likeable.

You'll have your work cut out with me but you're in

I'm on it don't worry. Worst case scenario I know enough to dig some dirt on anyone you need crushing.

Inner circle for you Meli

Yay!

I will warn you I have a predilection for old, Conservative men so I will fuck some of them but that's cool.

Not too hard though or we may need some by-elections

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

Cold I be a Minster Without Portfolio and just muck about with interlinked spreadsheets please

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

"Cold I be a Minster Without Portfolio and just muck about with interlinked spreadsheets please

KM"

*Could

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Can I have Transport Minister please.....cancel HS2 as first task

You can but you'll have to discuss that will our northern constituents "

I'm a northern constituent. Sod the train, I've got a fast car.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cold I be a Minster Without Portfolio and just muck about with interlinked spreadsheets please

KM"

Spreadsheets are always welcome - we need to keep an eye on things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im gonna be emperor so dont need one saying that tho i cant help but think mighty boosh

Captain cabinet trapped in a cabinet will he get out can he get out corse he can

*Ghengis watches you carefully*

Oh really now? Which Empire would that be

the galactic kind

... That's ok then. Eurasia is mine though.isnt that a fluffy dog

If it's called Eurasia then its mine as well.. as is the band Erasure. No questions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So there's a chance that Boris could be out on his arse at some point and the country will need a new leader. The good folk of fab can't do any worse than the current lot.

It's my thread so I'm Prime Minister but tell me, what cabinet job could you do and why?

I'm willing to let people job share so don't worry if someone nabs the position you want

Join me

head whip and all cabinet ministers have to strip and their will be an equal amount of men and women then I'll whip your bare arses so you can't sit on the fence

I'm not sure HR will go for that. I'll get back to you

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sod HR she's about to give herself a telegram

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Can I be chief whip?

Walnut?

Hell yes "

Hell that made me laugh!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Can I be wardrobe mistress

official dress of course

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I’ll be the woman behind (in front, on top, underneath........) the successful man

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

"Cold I be a Minster Without Portfolio and just muck about with interlinked spreadsheets please

Spreadsheets are always welcome - we need to keep an eye on things

Or Minster For Tea Parties, bring back good ol' Blighty n' all that

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’ll second that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be wardrobe mistress

official dress of course"

A vital role too - welcome on board

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Just call me Mr Speaker

I promise to be unbiased and independent

Pinky promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minister of funny walks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll be the woman behind (in front, on top, underneath........) the successful man

Oh hello

You're in or rather I'm in

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Environment secretary for me please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cold I be a Minster Without Portfolio and just muck about with interlinked spreadsheets please

Spreadsheets are always welcome - we need to keep an eye on things

Or Minster For Tea Parties, bring back good ol' Blighty n' all that

You might need a spreadsheet to organise it - you can do both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the Northern Ireland Secretary please? I promise not to mention a hard or soft border

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just call me Mr Speaker

I promise to be unbiased and independent

Pinky promise

Ohduuuuuuuur

Go on then

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By *he Secret Tea PartyCouple
over a year ago

London

"Cold I be a Minster Without Portfolio and just muck about with interlinked spreadsheets please

Spreadsheets are always welcome - we need to keep an eye on things

Or Minster For Tea Parties, bring back good ol' Blighty n' all that

You might need a spreadsheet to organise it - you can do both

That's what was hoping you'd say

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Can I be wardrobe mistress

official dress of course

A vital role too - welcome on board "

Thank you! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Minister of funny walks "

Keep an eye on those grants

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Just call me Mr Speaker

I promise to be unbiased and independent

Pinky promise

Ohduuuuuuuur

Go on then

The house recognises the naked representative for Exeter

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’ll be the woman behind (in front, on top, underneath........) the successful man

Like that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Environment secretary for me please x"

Excellent - we can get the scientists working on the tube technology for travel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I be the Northern Ireland Secretary please? I promise not to mention a hard or soft border

Norn Iron is in your hands

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Inner circle for you Meli

Yay!

I will warn you I have a predilection for old, Conservative men so I will fuck some of them but that's cool.

Not too hard though or we may need some by-elections

I'll be gentle on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be the Northern Ireland Secretary please? I promise not to mention a hard or soft border

Norn Iron is in your hands

Awesome! Many thanks Prime. I shall treat her well

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By *aughtyNipplesWoman
over a year ago

newport, shrops

In the cabinet reshuffle, this grand country needs a new dept

...minister of nipples...everyone needs a good tweek every now and again!

I vote myself as I am the naughiest of nips and can be the one to bring scandal and kiss and tell stories to the tabloids and broadsheets alike

Just call me Nipple Gove of your new team of tits.....

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By *aughtyNipplesWoman
over a year ago

newport, shrops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need a Brexit Secretary. Someone who can make it a hard one? Hard as a rock? That way at least the ladies will be please lol?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I’ll be the woman behind (in front, on top, underneath........) the successful man

Oh hello

You're in or rather I'm in

Best place for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the cabinet reshuffle, this grand country needs a new dept

...minister of nipples...everyone needs a good tweek every now and again!

I vote myself as I am the naughiest of nips and can be the one to bring scandal and kiss and tell stories to the tabloids and broadsheets alike

Just call me Nipple Gove of your new team of tits.....

An impressive elevator pitch

The scandal can't be worse than some of the past stuff so should be OK

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By *aughtyNipplesWoman
over a year ago

newport, shrops

"In the cabinet reshuffle, this grand country needs a new dept

...minister of nipples...everyone needs a good tweek every now and again!

I vote myself as I am the naughiest of nips and can be the one to bring scandal and kiss and tell stories to the tabloids and broadsheets alike

Just call me Nipple Gove of your new team of tits.....

An impressive elevator pitch

The scandal can't be worse than some of the past stuff so should be OK "

I dunno....I have some dark n dirty secrets

However Meli should be able to put a fantastic spin on them all to make you, Mr PM, the dogs knackers for having me in your team ha ha

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