FabSwingers.com forum: Situation vacant

By *nerealman100 OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

If your looking for a friend with benefits or a club buddy or both place your AD here and what you are looking for let's see how many vacancies we can fill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your looking for a friend with benefits or a club buddy or both place your AD here and what you are looking for let's see how many vacancies we can fill

My ex is looking for a new cleaner

Must be especially good at cleaning floors

Some heavy lifting involved

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By *nerealman100 OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Wanted female friend with benefits/ club buddy slim to medium build who likes a laugh and isn't too dominant please apply in all instances to my inbox all applications considered

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Wanted! Female FB or FWB. Must enjoy my cooking, my humour, my music and me in general. Having a 4WD pick up truck is desirable.

Please apply within and send photo of the truck!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I would like to add my CV !!

My FB should enjoy ......

Far flung exotic locations.

Red Wine.

Dogs.

Peanut Butter.

Baked beans.

Digestives.

Dance Music.

An ability to swear if needed.

West Ham Utd.

DJ'ing .

Tea.

Skinny dipping.

Horse Racing .

Fish n Chips by the seaside .

Biking .

Walking .

And , of course , Pizza !!

Not too much to ask is it ??

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

Good all round well dressed and shod lady required for general duties in the bedroom.

Must own a car.

Imediate start.

Apply within and include a recent photo of the car.

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

Wanted

Anyone with a pulse.

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By *ogglesMan
over a year ago

essex and norfolk

Lady or couple required for fun and friendship 35+

Happy easy going guy just looking for friendship and fun.inbox for more details.

Would consider bi curious male in a couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exceptional lady wanted for fun filled frollicks in and around the bedroom. A phenomenal ass and boobs are desired but not essential, but I would ask that you have a can do attitude and that you aren't afraid of getting your hands dirty. A previous knowledge of a man's anatomy is also desired but not essential as on the job training is given.

PM me if interested and I'll take down your particulars and invite you along for a trial run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted.

Fella with petrol tools to de-junglyfy my "garden"

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By *ogglesMan
over a year ago

essex and norfolk

"Wanted.

Fella with petrol tools to de-junglyfy my "garden"

Happy to help

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By *nerealman100 OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Wanted.

Fella with petrol tools to de-junglyfy my "garden"

Do you mean the garden garden or the lady garden?

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By *nerealman100 OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Anymore for anymore lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a fwb/club buddy

Must be able to handle my randomness and psychotic episodes.

Must like bacon, roadtrips and my singing (humour me) like to cuddle, might just cry at random. Don't be alarmed if I threaten to set you on fire and push you off a cliff. Might say it, I won't actually do it

I am quite nice really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ad required

Read the profile, then decide if I'm worthy of wrecking your bedding. Lol

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By *easidegirlWoman
over a year ago

south shore

FWB required.

Must like cheese, and sex.

Or sexy cheese.. Or cheesy sex.

I'm a made honestly but I'm loyal.

Yep my only attribute.

In the words of a message I just received.

'Hit me up'

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By *easidegirlWoman
over a year ago

south shore

"FWB required.

Must like cheese, and sex.

Or sexy cheese.. Or cheesy sex.

I'm a made honestly but I'm loyal.

Yep my only attribute.

In the words of a message I just received.

'Hit me up'"

Mare, not a made. See? I told you so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 50% of advertising works.....

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By *nerealman100 OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Only 50% of advertising works....."

What do you mean?

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Wanted female friend with benefits/ club buddy slim to medium build who likes a laugh and isn't too dominant please apply in all instances to my inbox all applications considered

Ah what a shame I was after a male club buddy but over 6ft tall.

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By *nerealman100 OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Wanted female friend with benefits/ club buddy slim to medium build who likes a laugh and isn't too dominant please apply in all instances to my inbox all applications considered

Ah what a shame I was after a male club buddy but over 6ft tall. "

Well if you borrow me some heels that would make me a bit taller?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanted.

Fella with petrol tools to de-junglyfy my "garden"

Do you mean the garden garden or the lady garden?

xx"

The garden.

If I meant the lady garden, I'd have said as much.

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By *nerealman100 OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Wanted.

Fella with petrol tools to de-junglyfy my "garden"

Do you mean the garden garden or the lady garden?

The garden.

If I meant the lady garden, I'd have said as much. "

Well I do have a strimmer?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

WANTED:

Nice lady with a gsoh (she's gonna need it to be seen with me).

Must like to have her boobies played with and her bum squeezed.

Other attributes can be discussed.

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