FabSwingers.com forum: What is the ugliest car on the road today?

By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

My friend says it's the Ssangyong Rodius.

I say it's the Nissan Cube.

What do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Citroen Cactus!

Looks like it's trying to quit smoking with them patches on its panel's!!

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

You beat me to it with the cube!

It just says, I Give Up!!!

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Nissan Puke. Or is it the Joke?

Either way, it offends my eyeballs.

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Another vote for the Cube

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Another vote for the Cube "

If you asked a six year old child to draw a car, it would look like the cube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those ones with the quilted sides, wtf is that all about?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Citroen Cactus!

Looks like it's trying to quit smoking with them patches on its panel's!! "

The newer models don't have the side panels

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Those ones with the quilted sides, wtf is that all about?!?! "

That sounds like the Cactus...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prius or ioniq.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiat Multipla

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Prius or ioniq."

Which would be ironic...

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By *hangerMan
over a year ago

brighton

The one that is dawdling along in front of me despite the road being clear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *abonWoman
over a year ago

L’boro/Ashby & Cheltenham

Can’t believe my first forum post is defending my Citroen cactus...it rocks!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiat Multipla"

Yep this god forsaken atrocity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the Tesla with the gull wing doors is awful

The big BMW & Merc MPV's with the sloped backs are really ugly too

Oh and the Audi indicators that do that kind of laser effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nissan Juke Nismo no contest

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I must mention any Bently/ Rolls Royce/ Range Rover etc that has a convertable roof.

What were the owners and manufacturers thinking? Those cars absolutely do not look good as a convertable.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Nissan Juke Nismo no contest "

Nissan are not doing well here

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By *omeotherknobheadMan
over a year ago

morecambe

most of them these days they're mostly all starting to look like generic boxes, all a bit fat and bloated out with about three quarters of a ton of driver numbing aids, all with the same ubiquitous touch screens and media centres or whatever you want to call them. sensors and other needless rubbish abound, half of them are based on some other 'same same but different make/model' all governed by the same increasing laws on design for road/pedestrian safety...all good stuff i guess but it's done nothing on freeing up the imagination when it comes to design of cars really and we've ended up looking at about what looks like the same six cars all day long, just decked out in various colours and specs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honda Civic.

Especially the Type R variant

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By *omeotherknobheadMan
over a year ago

morecambe

"Can’t believe my first forum post is defending my Citroen cactus...it needs to be crushed under rocks!!!"

fixed that for you

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I must mention any Bently/ Rolls Royce/ Range Rover etc that has a convertable roof.

What were the owners and manufacturers thinking? Those cars absolutely do not look good as a convertable."

The Bentley SUV doesn't look good full stop IMO

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

The new Rolls Royce 4x4 good god, I saw one last week and it is just a huge excuse to waste money. Buy a Bentley and a range rover for the same money!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I must mention any Bently/ Rolls Royce/ Range Rover etc that has a convertable roof.

What were the owners and manufacturers thinking? Those cars absolutely do not look good as a convertable.

The Bentley SUV doesn't look good full stop IMO

Very true. It's trying to be something it's not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's that stupid boxy looking thing with the wraparound back window but only on one side?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Range Rover Evoque

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nissan Juke Nismo no contest

Nissan are not doing well here

Hehe my last car was a Micra, looked like a frog but very reliable for 9 years.

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

Another vote for the Fiat Multipla (the one with the weird extra lights that looks like the lovechild of a London taxi and a whale)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honda Civic.

Especially the Type R variant "

Errm,Excuse me but mines the Rock (adore it)

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Another vote for the Fiat Multipla (the one with the weird extra lights that looks like the lovechild of a London taxi and a whale)"

The new shape London Taxis are also rather odd-looking...

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Honda Civic.

Especially the Type R variant "

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By *rben112Man
over a year ago

worcester

Ssangyong rodius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them.

Get rid of them all - stinky planet polluters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything currently produced by Toyota.

They seem to have lost the plot lately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skoda Yeti

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Anything by Dacia or Ssangyong.....

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

Oh wait......Nissan Juke.....just WHY???

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

"Anything currently produced by Toyota.

They seem to have lost the plot lately"

The Hilux invincible still looks decent.

Ugliest cars though, the Fiat Multipla still holds the title, followed by the Nissan Cube, the Cactus and the Aygo. Who even goes into a showroom, sees one of any of those and thinks "Yep, I'll look boss in that!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh wait......Nissan Juke.....just WHY???

I was going to buy one

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Oh wait......Nissan Juke.....just WHY???

That's why I called it either the Puke or the Joke

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

"Fiat Multipla"

This all day long.... What the hell are those headlights all about??? And the shape? It's like the popemobile!!

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

"Anything currently produced by Toyota.

They seem to have lost the plot lately"

The new Rav4 is the tits

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Poole, but up in lincs for a bit

Audi A2

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Gotta be the bmw x6 - which way is it facing?

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

And the ssangyong Hideous - blarg!

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

Don't like the look of the new Subaru shape. Much prefer the older style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prius

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Hyundai i20

Boke

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By *oel66Couple
over a year ago

Kent/SE London

Without any shadow of a doubt the Bentley Bentayga and Rolls Royce Cullinan vye for the most "we can sell and kind of turd to our punters if our badge is on it".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend says it's the Ssangyong Rodius.

I say it's the Nissan Cube.

What do you think?"

I'm with your friend. It looks like they barely tried to design a car, then after the back doors they went "aahhh fuck it.... draw a box on the back and we'll go to the pub"

But the Renault koleos is close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally, I'd say the new Honda civic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nissan juke/puke

what a horrible arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My friend says it's the Ssangyong Rodius.

I say it's the Nissan Cube.

What do you think?"
cubes up there too

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

I like the Nissan Cube- perfect shape for a funky custom car....I predict it as a future classic.

The arse end on the new Hyundai Kona though looks like they had a job lot of spare lights left over in the parts bin ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another vote for the Fiat Multipla here

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"My friend says it's the Ssangyong Rodius.

I say it's the Nissan Cube.

What do you think?"

Nissan cube, definitely. Almost as ugly as the old Fiat Multipla. Now there was an ugly duckling!

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

What do Noddy and Big ears drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cactus ...who the fuck thought that looked good

G-whizz

Juke ( otherwise known as Joke)

BMW i3

I swear car designer's are either pissed or off there face on something...but I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dacia duster. Not nice

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot

he Porsche Panamera is pretty damn ugly as is their SUV thing (Cayenne)

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

Tbh they are all ugly, cars use to have curves, come in various colours, shapes, sizes...

Used to desire to own the latest car, those being the Golf GTI MK 1, a Peugeot the small sporty one, then the ford XRi, there was an Audi on my list too...

Alas I these days I am currently desiring to own a 1986 Porsche 911 I saw up for sale at £40k!!!

Therefore all modern cars are ugly, all look the same, a rectangle box on wheels and able to fit into parking spaces!

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot

"Dacia duster. Not nice "

It doesn't pretend to be anything other than a no frills, no bling simple SUV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bentley suv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vauxhall adam

Nissan juke

Are up there on the ugly branch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much as I hate the Cube, the Fiat Multipla (yes, again) has to be the worst of the lot. I mean, what's the point of those little lights up near the windscreen.

Ugly fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by ssanyong

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

The Nissan Cube looks like a Transformer that's been in an accident, not recovered completely, and this is the best it can do.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Tbh they are all ugly, cars use to have curves, come in various colours, shapes, sizes...

The car that my employer provides me with is a boxy SUV, but my own car has all the curves in the right places. It has child-bearing hips and feels great running my hands over it when I wash it!

Just a pity it's off the road at the moment due to a mouse nesting under the bonnet and chewing the wiring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the Fiat Multipa for me too

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"As much as I hate the Cube, the Fiat Multipla (yes, again) has to be the worst of the lot. I mean, what's the point of those little lights up near the windscreen.

Ugly fucker"

To be fair, I rode in one and it was quite comfortable and had excellent visibility and loads of space. It's a good people mover, just ugly as sin!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Toyota Pirius

And the new sporty Merc saloons.. not sure which model they are..

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

I had a Nissan Cube cut in front of me yesterday!

Looks like a noddy car or post man pats van with windows...

Massive thing ugly thing, couldn’t see the road up ahead of me...

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

trouble most likely, or creating it :)

"It's the Fiat Multipa for me too"
me too. X

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Toyota Pirius

And the new sporty Merc saloons.. not sure which model they are.."

The Merc GLA looks like it's been kicked up the arse!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"The Nissan Cube looks like a Transformer that's been in an accident, not recovered completely, and this is the best it can do."

You just pretty much described the new CiviC type R to me! I see that as some fourteen year olds sketch of a car after binging on Transformers cartoons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d have to say citeron cactus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiat multipla and Nissan Cube are definitely up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nissan Cube.

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