FabSwingers.com forum: Sun kissed six pack

By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Just back from Dubai, feeling refreshed and looking extremely bronzed.

Now in need of attractive and sexy female volunteers to routinely apply moisturising oils and creams to my naked body - I'm looking to draw up a post vacation roster.

Willing volunteers apply within please...

The lucky ladies will be appointed and notified accordingly.

Please form an orderly queue...

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Hmm, not many takers!!...

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Hmm, not many takers!!..."

But it's you! I don't understand women sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photo evidence I feel is needed...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dubai is a bit shit innit I mean the opening hours are tragic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You told them to queue, there's a line around the block.

Oh wait, no, Tom Hardy is in town, they're queuing to meet him

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Yay!!!! Needy GMF is back!!!

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Hmm, not many takers!!...

But it's you! I don't understand women sometimes.

Exactly!

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Yay!!!! Needy GMF is back!!!

Sort your phone out Lexi - why is the word hunky auto correcting to needy?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Photo evidence I feel is needed...

Peach x"

I can do that Peach

In the meantime, just think Tom Hardy coated in creosote...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m not volunteering anything but welcome back

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I’m not volunteering anything but welcome back

Hi Babs

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Yay!!!! Needy GMF is back!!!

Sort your phone out Lexi - why is the word hunky auto correcting to needy?"

That’s one word I wouldn’t use babe

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