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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok maybe not this afternoon but who knows what they would look like. What would you guess ET and his cronies will look like if/when they eventually arrive on earth?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ok maybe not this afternoon but who knows what they would look like. What would you guess ET and his cronies will look like if/when they eventually arrive on earth?

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The glee cast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok maybe not this afternoon but who knows what they would look like. What would you guess ET and his cronies will look like if/when they eventually arrive on earth?

The glee cast

They are humanoids though wouldn't they be green or have 2 cocks or something spectacular?

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Ok maybe not this afternoon but who knows what they would look like. What would you guess ET and his cronies will look like if/when they eventually arrive on earth?

The glee cast

They are humanoids though wouldn't they be green or have 2 cocks or something spectacular?

humanoids... Ihad them once doctor gave me some cream....

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By *ellhatterMan
over a year ago

slough

hope they are not timewasters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok maybe not this afternoon but who knows what they would look like. What would you guess ET and his cronies will look like if/when they eventually arrive on earth?

The glee cast

They are humanoids though wouldn't they be green or have 2 cocks or something spectacular?

humanoids... Ihad them once doctor gave me some cream....

That's from eating grapes that is!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hope they are not timewasters

They would be! You would get them naked and find no insertion hole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do aliens meet???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

machines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do aliens meet??? "
yeah, seen the pics on here !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"do aliens meet??? "

Well I was browsing some new profiles and......

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"machines"
symbians?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"machinessymbians?

cybermen??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well he will of aged a bit since the 80's so maybe false teeth and arthritis in that finger.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Theyve landed and are scattered all over fab and they usually have a preference for 47 year old overweight women cause they all message me

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"machinessymbians?

cybermen??"
daleks with huge dildos on the front

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theyve landed and are scattered all over fab and they usually have a preference for 47 year old overweight women cause they all message me

have they asked if they can probe you yet

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By *ellhatterMan
over a year ago

slough

mayor of london boris ? lol.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Theyve landed and are scattered all over fab and they usually have a preference for 47 year old overweight women cause they all message me

have they asked if they can probe you yet

Often and they havent learnt to read english and the only words they know is can i fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"machinessymbians?

cybermen??daleks with huge dildos on the front

where do we find these beings ??? lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"machinessymbians?

cybermen??daleks with huge dildos on the front

where do we find these beings ??? lol

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we have to wait til they land i guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

given the distances involved and the limit of the speed of travel, intelligent ET's would need to be technologically advanced...best way to get technologically advanced, would be to be machine or part machine

machine based lifeforms would probably be the ultimate form of sentient life

i doubt theyd need to look humanoid tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do aliens meet??? "

yes

so the next time a man says he'll take you to the moon and back, think twice before agreeing to meet !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"machinessymbians?

cybermen??daleks with huge dildos on the front

_emmefatale u have been EXSPERMINATED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok maybe not this afternoon but who knows what they would look like. What would you guess ET and his cronies will look like if/when they eventually arrive on earth?

They look just like us, they are already here and they are ruling the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" What would you guess ET and his cronies will look like if/when they eventually arrive on earth?

I reckon they’d be invisible

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"machinessymbians?

cybermen??daleks with huge dildos on the front

_emmefatale u have been EXSPERMINATED"
i have not..my knickers are DRY!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"machinessymbians?

cybermen??daleks with huge dildos on the front

_emmefatale u have been EXSPERMINATEDi have not..my knickers are DRY!

but what of ur serious case of PINKEYE

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"machinessymbians?

cybermen??daleks with huge dildos on the front

_emmefatale u have been EXSPERMINATEDi have not..my knickers are DRY!

but what of ur serious case of PINKEYE"
i dont have that either...tell ya what i have got though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"machinessymbians?

cybermen??daleks with huge dildos on the front

_emmefatale u have been EXSPERMINATEDi have not..my knickers are DRY!

but what of ur serious case of PINKEYEi dont have that either...tell ya what i have got though....

a pink PIE????????????????????? x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"machinessymbians?

cybermen??daleks with huge dildos on the front

_emmefatale u have been EXSPERMINATEDi have not..my knickers are DRY!

but what of ur serious case of PINKEYEi dont have that either...tell ya what i have got though....

a pink PIE????????????????????? x"
nope....a banofee one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a look in the most fab'd or the gallery, there's loads!!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

they are the beings we commonly refer to as teenagers

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Have a look in the most fab'd or the gallery, there's loads!!

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any with two cocks?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

They will all be blue chicks with three tits.

FUCK YEAH!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"They will all be blue chicks with three tits.

FUCK YEAH!

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They are only blue from holding their breath..STINKY MONKEY!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"They will all be blue chicks with three tits.

FUCK YEAH!

They are only blue from holding their breath..STINKY MONKEY!

Shut it you! With the combination of invasive corrective surgery, new diet and less Lycra my personal hygiene is much improved.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"They will all be blue chicks with three tits.

FUCK YEAH!

They are only blue from holding their breath..STINKY MONKEY!

Shut it you! With the combination of invasive corrective surgery, new diet and less Lycra my personal hygiene is much improved."
yeah but ya breath still stinks....STINKY MONKEY!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"They will all be blue chicks with three tits.

FUCK YEAH!

They are only blue from holding their breath..STINKY MONKEY!

Shut it you! With the combination of invasive corrective surgery, new diet and less Lycra my personal hygiene is much improved.yeah but ya breath still stinks....STINKY MONKEY!

Yeah... wellll... you're stupid! So there!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"They will all be blue chicks with three tits.

FUCK YEAH!

They are only blue from holding their breath..STINKY MONKEY!

Shut it you! With the combination of invasive corrective surgery, new diet and less Lycra my personal hygiene is much improved.yeah but ya breath still stinks....STINKY MONKEY!

Yeah... wellll... you're stupid! So there!"
LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prince Philip and George Osborne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They will all be blue chicks with three tits.

FUCK YEAH!

Three Tits. Awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not an alien...

Its Funky recalibrating his timemachine for when he leaves...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They will all be blue chicks with three tits.

FUCK YEAH!

They are not blue they are deffo green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They will all be blue chicks with three tits.

FUCK YEAH!

They are not blue they are deffo green

green might be blue to them...lets try not offnding any ET's...or their wives eh????

3 tits??? what about 3 pussys!...one where the mouth should be shhhhhh, i didnt say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If their home world has less gravity than the Earth then they'll be tall and thin, if it has more gravity than the Earth then they'll be short stumpy little fuckers.

That explains a lot actually, we HAVE been visited before!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"They will all be blue chicks with three tits.

FUCK YEAH!

They are not blue they are deffo green

green might be blue to them...lets try not offnding any ET's...or their wives eh????

3 tits??? what about 3 pussys!...one where the mouth should be shhhhhh, i didnt say that"

THIS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They will all be blue chicks with three tits.

FUCK YEAH!

They are not blue they are deffo green

green might be blue to them...lets try not offnding any ET's...or their wives eh????

3 tits??? what about 3 pussys!...one where the mouth should be shhhhhh, i didnt say that

THIS"

funky u take the left,I'll go right, and we can double fingerfist the middle

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"They will all be blue chicks with three tits.

FUCK YEAH!

They are not blue they are deffo green

green might be blue to them...lets try not offnding any ET's...or their wives eh????

3 tits??? what about 3 pussys!...one where the mouth should be shhhhhh, i didnt say that

THIS

funky u take the left,I'll go right, and we can double fingerfist the middle"

Very efficient utilisation of fajiners there! Let's DO IT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think i had a couple of aliens message me yesterday! They are here i tell you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They will all be blue chicks with three tits.

FUCK YEAH!

They are not blue they are deffo green

green might be blue to them...lets try not offnding any ET's...or their wives eh????

3 tits??? what about 3 pussys!...one where the mouth should be shhhhhh, i didnt say that"

Three pussies would be fine for a MMMF or a MMMA but on your own you wouldn't know which one to poke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They will all be blue chicks with three tits.

FUCK YEAH!

They are not blue they are deffo green

green might be blue to them...lets try not offnding any ET's...or their wives eh????

3 tits??? what about 3 pussys!...one where the mouth should be shhhhhh, i didnt say that

Three pussies would be fine for a MMMF or a MMMA but on your own you wouldn't know which one to poke.

sounds like summat off total recall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They will all be blue chicks with three tits.

FUCK YEAH!

They are not blue they are deffo green

green might be blue to them...lets try not offnding any ET's...or their wives eh????

3 tits??? what about 3 pussys!...one where the mouth should be shhhhhh, i didnt say that

Three pussies would be fine for a MMMF or a MMMA but on your own you wouldn't know which one to poke.

my hydra-cock would beg to differ

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They will all be blue chicks with three tits.

FUCK YEAH!

They are not blue they are deffo green

green might be blue to them...lets try not offnding any ET's...or their wives eh????

3 tits??? what about 3 pussys!...one where the mouth should be shhhhhh, i didnt say that

Three pussies would be fine for a MMMF or a MMMA but on your own you wouldn't know which one to poke.

sounds like summat off total recall

The dwarf lady with the triple norks. Hard to forget that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They will all be blue chicks with three tits.

FUCK YEAH!

They are not blue they are deffo green

green might be blue to them...lets try not offnding any ET's...or their wives eh????

3 tits??? what about 3 pussys!...one where the mouth should be shhhhhh, i didnt say that

Three pussies would be fine for a MMMF or a MMMA but on your own you wouldn't know which one to poke.

sounds like summat off total recall

The dwarf lady with the triple norks. Hard to forget that.

precisely!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They will all be blue chicks with three tits.

FUCK YEAH!

They are not blue they are deffo green

green might be blue to them...lets try not offnding any ET's...or their wives eh????

3 tits??? what about 3 pussys!...one where the mouth should be shhhhhh, i didnt say that

Three pussies would be fine for a MMMF or a MMMA but on your own you wouldn't know which one to poke.

my hydra-cock would beg to differ"

You would shit a brick if you woke up in the morning with a triple headed cock and only two hands.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They will all be blue chicks with three tits.

FUCK YEAH!

They are not blue they are deffo green

green might be blue to them...lets try not offnding any ET's...or their wives eh????

3 tits??? what about 3 pussys!...one where the mouth should be shhhhhh, i didnt say that

Three pussies would be fine for a MMMF or a MMMA but on your own you wouldn't know which one to poke.

sounds like summat off total recall

The dwarf lady with the triple norks. Hard to forget that.

precisely!

Three boobs make sense if you think about it. One for watch hand and one to use your tongue on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" lets try not offnding any ET's...or their wives eh????

None taken...;-);-)

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