FabSwingers.com forum: Your best features

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would you class as your best feature? Not what other people tell you but what you actually feel is your best feature?

For me it's my eyes. I love how they look especially with a small bit of make up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My bum"

Agree

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My eyes. It is what others tell me, but it's also true.

Character wise, my dogged determination.

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By *lymanMan
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

Not seen any eyes as yet ladies but everything else looks amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My skin and hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes rest of me is not very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes and eyelashes, they're quite long for a fella.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

My smile and personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heart and mind

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

My boobs, my smile and my general amazingness.

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Can a feature be non physical - if so sense of humour, if not I was once told I had nice hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My boobs, my smile and my general amazingness. "

Not forgetting your modesty too.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

My legs and my bum, my husbands is his face (he's a very pretty man)

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Peepers again. Or lips.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"My boobs, my smile and my general amazingness.

Not forgetting your modesty too.

I've had a good day and I'm feeling myself. No self deprecation here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My personality

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My boobs, my smile and my general amazingness.

Not forgetting your modesty too.

I've had a good day and I'm feeling myself. No self deprecation here.

Feeling yourself where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My legs and my bum, my husbands is his face (he's a very pretty man)

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yes definitely legs, and pretty feet too!! X

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Just me being me, you either like it or you don’t, the physical things are just what I was born with

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'd have to say my hands because of the things I can do with them (not just sexual).

On another note, I have been told by a professional beauty therapist that I have fantastic eyebrows.

Luke

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Just me being me, you either like it or you don’t, the physical things are just what I was born with

Me likes

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

My eyes, lips and relaxed, fun-loving demeanour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting a bit old for this now, but been told still have my looks.

And my hands have been commented on!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m not sure if it’s my smile, my eyes, my magnificent penis or my total lack of self awareness.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

My instinct.

Jo.Xx

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

My eyes and my smile

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My instinct.

Jo.Xx "

Is that open for debate

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"My eyes and my smile "

They are indeed very nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair.Its lovely,thick and naturally curly (The hair on my head I mean!)

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

My bum x

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

Hubby tells me it's my eyes and my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lips( on face) and hair

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Just me being me, you either like it or you don’t, the physical things are just what I was born with

Me likes

Show me that infamous smile then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me ask and get back to u i suspect its the gooey centre tho

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"My instinct.

Jo.Xx

Is that open for debate

Eerrm

Jo.Xx

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"My boobs, my smile and my general amazingness.

Not forgetting your modesty too.

I've had a good day and I'm feeling myself. No self deprecation here.

A Divinyls song springs to mind...

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By *atisfying jackMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I would say my eyes, I'm not really happy with anything else.

People do compliment me, but I'm nothing special.

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By *utchersDogMan
over a year ago

Bromley

My best feature... Calm and caring nature.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That im the world best at sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 6 pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Positive with a jolly spirit of adventure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes and bum

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea

My smile.xxx

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

My nipples

They go hard like women's when turned on.

Also if you bite or pinch the fuckers my cock gets harder.

Not sure why think they belong to a women

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

"That im the world best at sex

2nd best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That im the world best at sex

2nd best

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nope i got a certificate and everything

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By *ockdownnofunCouple
over a year ago

Hiding all away

Me - eyes

Her - mouth, boobs, bum

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

"That im the world best at sex

2nd best

nope i got a certificate and everything

Bollocks beat me.

Haven't got a certificate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That im the world best at sex

2nd best

nope i got a certificate and everything

Bollocks beat me.

Haven't got a certificate

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i didnt need the certificate for beatin you i thought you knew someone on my level

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By *uriousk22Couple
over a year ago

newcastle under lyme

my eyes and lips

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By *aughtyNipplesWoman
over a year ago

newport, shrops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That im the world best at sex

2nd best

nope i got a certificate and everything

Bollocks beat me.

Haven't got a certificate

i didnt need the certificate for beatin you i thought you knew someone on my level

Ooooo found a new one my arrogance/confidence

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By *aughtyNipplesWoman
over a year ago

newport, shrops

"That im the world best at sex

Need proof please... especially now you've joined the naughty forties club

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Legs and eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nice to read all the good comments.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

My nails probably

Jo x

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

My eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That im the world best at sex

Need proof please... especially now you've joined the naughty forties club

Oh shit yeah that was in my 30s i doubt iv got the stamina or skills anymore shit i may be too old

Naaaaaaaa still got it

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By *aughtyNipplesWoman
over a year ago

newport, shrops

"That im the world best at sex

Need proof please... especially now you've joined the naughty forties club

Oh shit yeah that was in my 30s i doubt iv got the stamina or skills anymore shit i may be too old

Naaaaaaaa still got it

Ooooh a big head....my favourite part of a mans body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That im the world best at sex

Need proof please... especially now you've joined the naughty forties club

Sorry you cannot have my penis btw sorry for the confusion excalibur has a reserved label

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To reduce myself to a body part or a personality characteristic would be to deny the work I’ve done to become a more integrated human being and accepts myself as I am and value others for who they are as whole persons too.

But if I had to it would be my right little toe - sexy fucker it is

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By *aughtyNipplesWoman
over a year ago

newport, shrops

"That im the world best at sex

Need proof please... especially now you've joined the naughty forties club

Sorry you cannot have my penis btw sorry for the confusion excalibur has a reserved label

Well then that's just teasing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That im the world best at sex

Need proof please... especially now you've joined the naughty forties club

Sorry you cannot have my penis btw sorry for the confusion excalibur has a reserved label

Well then that's just teasing....

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i did nothing of the sort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Manners and being polite to people and strangers will always surpass anything physical or visual...although I'm being a bit one sided as my body's not what it once was ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her - legs

Him - torso, face, bum, c#ck, legs, back, shoulders, arms, hands....oh goodness there are far too many lovely bits of him.

Non physical - we are both kind people and have a great sense of humour

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

"That im the world best at sex

2nd best

nope i got a certificate and everything

Bollocks beat me.

Haven't got a certificate

i didnt need the certificate for beatin you i thought you knew someone on my level

Ooooo found a new one my arrogance/confidence

Bet I can beat you at sticky bickie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That im the world best at sex

2nd best

nope i got a certificate and everything

Bollocks beat me.

Haven't got a certificate

i didnt need the certificate for beatin you i thought you knew someone on my level

Ooooo found a new one my arrogance/confidence

Bet I can beat you at sticky bickie

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not a clue what that is and i wont be googling it neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes

- Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My nails probably

Jo x

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Oh Gosh you have many wonderful attributes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hands - especially when I’m warm - the veins are really pronounced. They’re also pretty good at massages...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"That im the world best at sex

2nd best

nope i got a certificate and everything

Bollocks beat me.

Haven't got a certificate

i didnt need the certificate for beatin you i thought you knew someone on my level

Ooooo found a new one my arrogance/confidence

Bet I can beat you at sticky bickie

not a clue what that is and i wont be googling it neither

You don’t want to haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That im the world best at sex

2nd best

nope i got a certificate and everything

Bollocks beat me.

Haven't got a certificate

i didnt need the certificate for beatin you i thought you knew someone on my level

Ooooo found a new one my arrogance/confidence

Bet I can beat you at sticky bickie

not a clue what that is and i wont be googling it neither

You don’t want to haha

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i knew it good job im not nosey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shoulders and forearms apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After discusion with a girl i may mention from time to time she has decided its physically my pretty eyes

And that i am indeed the worlds greatest fuck

Thankyou princess

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My ability not to punch people and keep the swear words to a minimum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My ability not to punch people and keep the swear words to a minimum

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like the word plick

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"My ability not to punch people and keep the swear words to a minimum

like the word plick

And noodle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes I think

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

My eyes too, I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My eyes too, I reckon

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1 of many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

My heart

It’s battered and bruised and been broken a few times but it’s still working and even manages to beat quite fast sometimes and it definitely in the right place

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"My heart

It’s battered and bruised and been broken a few times but it’s still working and even manages to beat quite fast sometimes and it definitely in the right place

This makes me smile

Oh I should probably say my smile then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bum.........and ability to make people laugh but that's normally when I'm naked....and it's very cold

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My bum.........and ability to make people laugh but that's normally when I'm naked....and it's very cold"

Oh that's a really nice bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 6 pack...

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

My eyes, hazel with gold flecks and my bum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

?????

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm told I have a lovely bell end!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ear lobes

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I've been told I have nice ears but I think my best feature is my empathetic ability.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy... My character!

End of the day you can be the most attractive person in the world, but looks fade, character is forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My eyes, hazel with gold flecks and my bum."
I'll second that darling! Beautiful. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just me being me, you either like it or you don’t, the physical things are just what I was born with

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

My bum and legs

I work hard to get them in shape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bum and legs also

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

I kinda know but feel it’s different for different people, some say one thing to me and others say something else , I’ll leave it to the company I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My stubbled, squared jawline.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

My vagina and my left elbow

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"My vagina and my left elbow

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I can't set your left elbow in your photos, but your right isn't shabby

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

My shining wit and my Spoonerism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personality looks everything I'm unreal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My vagina and my left elbow

What's wrong with your right elbow?

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

in wouldn't say any of my physical features are my best feature, id go with my attitude & occasional hilarious wit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely my eyes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lightning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My personality

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By *erfectly Average CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Got told I have eyes like a young leonardo dicaprio the other day lol

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By *assage Walsall GentMan
over a year ago

Walsall

My hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes & shoulders i think on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My heart

Failing that my boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eyes & shoulders i think on me.

Your shoulders do look good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my left pinky toe is gorgeous

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

My personality. I have a calming influence apparently. If physical, then I'd say my legs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably my kindness. Physically it would be my eyes

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

My legs, short as they may be!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

My pet ferret called Andrew, other than him I’d say it’s my slightly obtuse view on life.

Actually it’s not Andrew, he can be a bigger for sipping my tea and stealing the chocolate bourbons.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

A bugger not a bigger

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

My sense of humour, I'm fucking hilarious.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Guessing legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told I had stunningly sexxy shoulders?

Perfect for crying on! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say my eyes. But I get told I have a good bum too!

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

My legs or my bum, I actually like them

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By *imberlin111Man
over a year ago

Around

My hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair and my eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lips

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Inviting light blue eyes and charm personified...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes, greeny blue. Always get commented on

My tits. Love them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably my smile thinking about it.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Definitely my eyes

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Probably my smile thinking about it. "

And your eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me..eyes

Others...bum/boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Definitely my eyes

You have really nice eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im told my eyes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eyes & shoulders i think on me.

Your shoulders do look good."

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That im the greatest fuck the universe ever knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bottom

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"That im the greatest fuck my universe ever knew

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hairy chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

deffo selling yourself short, great legs and tits too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my brain

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By *ennyPaulPooleCouple
over a year ago

Poole

My mouth evidently tho I like my legs

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

It has to be my patience

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By *-aint-a-crowdCouple
over a year ago

lingerie n heels

My boobs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That im the greatest fuck the universe ever knew

Funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That im the greatest fuck the universe ever knew

Funny

"
sorry you cannot have my penis

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"That im the greatest fuck the universe ever knew

Funny

I think my modification to fix his obvious mistake was funnier ...

But then I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That im the greatest fuck the universe ever knew

Funny

I think my modification to fix his obvious mistake was funnier ...

But then I would

it was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That im the greatest fuck the universe ever knew

Funny

sorry you cannot have my penis

Aww why not?

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

My eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That im the greatest fuck the universe ever knew

Funny

sorry you cannot have my penis

Aww why not?"
cos i said so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dimples or my tongue

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By *averockrockMan
over a year ago

swindon

Definitely my blue eyes in a clear day near the seaside! if you don't believe me check it for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes. Greenish/bluish/yellowish depending on the weather.

And the way I walk when it is cold outside

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

My dry sense of humour and sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That im the greatest fuck the universe ever knew

Funny

sorry you cannot have my penis

Aww why not?cos i said so"

But I really really really want it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That im the greatest fuck the universe ever knew

Funny

sorry you cannot have my penis

Aww why not?cos i said so

But I really really really want it

"
its still a no its reserved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That im the greatest fuck the universe ever knew

Funny

sorry you cannot have my penis

Aww why not?cos i said so

But I really really really want it

its still a no its reserved

Aww sharing is caring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My eyes. Greenish/bluish/yellowish depending on the weather.

And the way I walk when it is cold outside "

What way do you walk when it's cold outside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Huge pe....rsonality.

Pervert

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Huge pe....rsonality.

Pervert

What? I totally wasn't thinking cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That im the greatest fuck the universe ever knew

Funny

I think my modification to fix his obvious mistake was funnier ...

But then I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bum and eyes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My bum and eyes."

Can't see your eyes but bum looks good.

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