FabSwingers.com forum: Is it easier to nail jelly to a tree or find a fb/fwb?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So far i’ve found rocking horse poop, hens teeth and Lord Lucan but no fb/fwb.

How have others fa_ed?

Feel free to use this thread to make some connections!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant see what the issue is , girls need to be more proactive and stop meeting the shallow younger guys with abs who want to screw their way through fab, you probably wont hear from those guys once you've pumped their egos

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"Cant see what the issue is , girls need to be more proactive and stop meeting the shallow younger guys with abs who want to screw their way through fab, you probably wont hear from those guys once you've pumped their egos "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I'm thinking.... If the jelly was supported by a frame and you screw the frame to the tree. Then used 6" nails in rows one every inch or so then removed the frame. Job should be a good un.

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By *ocodoughnutgirlWoman
over a year ago

Sea of jelly and doughnuts

I've a fwb, met here on fab. Didn't take as long as I thought it would either.

I've honestly found it more difficult to find a woman or couple that I find attractive or click with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So far i’ve found rocking horse poop, hens teeth and Lord Lucan but no fb/fwb.

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Did you find Shergar too??

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

"So I'm thinking.... If the jelly was supported by a frame and you screw the frame to the tree. Then used 6" nails in rows one every inch or so then removed the frame. Job should be a good un. "

Or you could just make the jelly really thick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I'm thinking.... If the jelly was supported by a frame and you screw the frame to the tree. Then used 6" nails in rows one every inch or so then removed the frame. Job should be a good un.

Or you could just make the jelly really thick."

Screw it straight through the packet. Its still jelly just in chunks.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I've met a couple of guys that I've seen regularly and over a long period of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well can't find a Fwb, so I think il try nailing jelly to a tree probably have more success

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So far i’ve found rocking horse poop, hens teeth and Lord Lucan but no fb/fwb.

How have others fa_ed?

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How is it you cannot accommodate and cannot travel? Are there other options?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I'm thinking.... If the jelly was supported by a frame and you screw the frame to the tree. Then used 6" nails in rows one every inch or so then removed the frame. Job should be a good un.

Or you could just make the jelly really thick.

Screw it straight through the packet. Its still jelly just in chunks.

That was my first thought. I had to go problem solving the bigger problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just happens naturally. You cant force these things, trust me I know!!

I met someone on here and our friendship lasted nearly three years. When it sadly came to an end I found it really difficult to find someone else who was looking for the same.

I tried too hard and probably chased a few potentials off.

I've now been seeing someone regularly for nearly a year. I didnt try to rush things this time and let it happen naturally and things are great between us

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Try being trans lesbian! First of all having to explain it 90% of the time. Then trying to find a woman who is lusting for a woman with a male body... I remain optimistic that she is out there somewhere desperately seeking Polly...

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

I have been using this site on and off for over 10 years and I have only found a fwb about a year ago.

Don’t lose heart, you will probably find one when you least expect it

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I have no solution to your jelly problem.. have you tried superglue.?

Any. Ladies looking for a male friend for social activities as well as bedroom activities more info on my profile if I interest please get in touch

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By *hy_bangor_bi-girlWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Meeting ladies isn't a problem on here but meeting a decent guy was disaster after disaster so i changed profile settings and gave up looking.

Then at a party one night i met a guy and not looked back since!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"So far i’ve found rocking horse poop, hens teeth and Lord Lucan but no fb/fwb.

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Awww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I went on a quest for a fwb. It didn't happen. No one was what I wanted. Then I met a certain man that told me he couldn't be what I wanted. I agreed. 10 months down the line we still see each other most weeks and he is indeed my fwb. Sadly he's not going to be in my area soon so I'll lose him.

However I met another guy we have no label to us. However we instantly knew we want to see each other when we can. We want the friendship along side.

So my answer is just enjoy the ride and when the right person comes along you will know.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Remember Hugh Jelly on Julian Clary's show ? Could you nail him to a tree ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not sure you will find what you are looking for on here, we a a fwb couple, and met in the real world, then came on here, i think thats the best way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I can nail the jelly to the tree, is there a free fwb involved?

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

I think if you actively look for a FB/FWB you're only going to end up being disappointed.

I just ended up finding someone that I happened to get on with inc_edibly well. Became good friends and continued our Fabbing activities, both together, apart and as a couple with others.

I wasn't expecting it. It just happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never met this type of guy (above) and . It is harder than you men imagine to find a FB/ FWB.

It’s ridiculously easy for ladies to find sex, but not someone who can be a friend too.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I have absolutely no idea what meeting hot guys has to do with anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I'm thinking.... If the jelly was supported by a frame and you screw the frame to the tree. Then used 6" nails in rows one every inch or so then removed the frame. Job should be a good un. "

This is the best advice.

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom

I’ve meet 3 fwb over the years I’ve been on here, I don’t go looking it just happened.

Alas two have moved on, the third is kinda toxic, I like him far more than I should, every time I push him away he comes back...

That aside, I am hopeful I will meet another, and forever hopeful I will meet a chap I can keep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So far i’ve found rocking horse poop, hens teeth and Lord Lucan but no fb/fwb.

How have others fa_ed?

Feel free to use this thread to make some connections!

Can't see why you would have trouble finding one you look great you must get hund_eds of offers and there must be a good few ge uine guys amongst them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some good advice

Good luck all

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

"So far i’ve found rocking horse poop, hens teeth and Lord Lucan but no fb/fwb.

How have others fa_ed?

Feel free to use this thread to make some connections!

Can't see why you would have trouble finding one you look great you must get hund_eds of offers and there must be a good few ge uine guys amongst them"

Hund_eds, thousands even,..There could be a million offers and if none are what you seek it has no benefit.

My observation.

The more niche your requirements the longer you'll search.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Unfortunately finding a good match for an FB is trial and error. You just have to pin a lot of chaps up against a wall and see which one fits best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately finding a good match for an FB is trial and error. You just have to pin a lot of chaps up against a wall and see which one fits best. "

So this is where I'm going wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately finding a good match for an FB is trial and error. You just have to pin a lot of chaps up against a wall and see which one fits best. "

I'm available for pinning

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By *alldarksurreyMan
over a year ago

surrey

The trick is to freeze the jelly first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see it is difficult for some

... suppose its how you play it really. Ive fai_ed well finding exactly what i want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The trick is to freeze the jelly first

I presume we are pre drilling the holes in said frozen jelly? Don't want that baby to shatter when we hammer the nails in...

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By *aughtyNipplesWoman
over a year ago

newport, shrops

I've managed to find 2fwb during my single time

...on the lookout for another but would like one with a bit more willing on the social side too

Seems impossible....

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Not forcing it either way, if it happens naturally and that’s what we both want then fine but not stressing about the lack of either.

Jelly on the other hand should just be used for a food fight

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"So I'm thinking.... If the jelly was supported by a frame and you screw the frame to the tree. Then used 6" nails in rows one every inch or so then removed the frame. Job should be a good un. "

Too complex; just keep it in its packet.

OP, I know your frustration, I'd like to find the same and I've been very proactive, going to clubs, attending socials and messaging but still nothing.

Do you, like a large majority of women on here wait for the right person to find them? Or do you get out there and try to make it happen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And it's hard when all the gorgeous guys live miles away,I live in hope though

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"So I'm thinking.... If the jelly was supported by a frame and you screw the frame to the tree. Then used 6" nails in rows one every inch or so then removed the frame. Job should be a good un.

Or you could just make the jelly really thick."

Or just don't take it out of the box and bang a nail straight through the middle.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I was unusually lucky. My FWB is the first person I met on Fab.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"And it's hard when all the gorgeous guys live miles away,I live in hope though "

Yes indeed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And it's hard when all the gorgeous guys live miles away,I live in hope though

Yes indeed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The trick is to freeze the jelly first

No it shatters if you do that best way is use the jelly that's in those cubes it's thick enough to stay in one peice

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

Or.. cut the tree down. Then you can lay the jelly on it

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By *azpiz1Man
over a year ago

Camberley

I'm still looking.

I'm finding age is an issue. It seems that once you are over 55, no-one wants to know..

I have much more luck in clubs, but can't often attend.

I'd be happy to have a social side (i.e the "friends" bit) - always up for a meal, or a pub or something...

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"So far i’ve found rocking horse poop, hens teeth and Lord Lucan but no fb/fwb.

How have others fa_ed?

Feel free to use this thread to make some connections!

I have a nice circle of friends I’ve made through Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I went on a quest for a fwb. It didn't happen. No one was what I wanted. Then I met a certain man that told me he couldn't be what I wanted. I agreed. 10 months down the line we still see each other most weeks and he is indeed my fwb. Sadly he's not going to be in my area soon so I'll lose him.

However I met another guy we have no label to us. However we instantly knew we want to see each other when we can. We want the friendship along side.

So my answer is just enjoy the ride and when the right person comes along you will know.

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By *oldenskyWoman
over a year ago

london

Looking any want me lol

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Just leave the jelly in its packet, very easy to nail to a tree then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think if you actively look for a FB/FWB you're only going to end up being disappointed.

I just ended up finding someone that I happened to get on with inc_edibly well. Became good friends and continued our Fabbing activities, both together, apart and as a couple with others.

I wasn't expecting it. It just happened"

Exactly this for me. I’ve rarely met people on fab for just sex and usually hang out or go on dates etc and build up a friendship. A few have wanted different things future wise than myself so we knew it was never going to be serious and focused more on the friendship side. The sex is a bonus but not essential. I prefer male company so don’t find it hard to develop a fwb situation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good fb with a social side is what everyone wants without being in each other's life's full on... but I think it may only be a pipe dream ..

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

A fb/fab would be really nice to have. Someone to have uncomplicated sex with a fairly regular basis without all the baggage that can come with a more full on, serious relationship. I live in hope.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

"A fb/fab would be really nice to have. Someone to have uncomplicated sex with a fairly regular basis without all the baggage that can come with a more full on, serious relationship. I live in hope."

*Fwb

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Soo much good feedback.

about both the jelly and finding a fb/fwb

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Soo much good feedback.

about both the jelly and finding a fb/fwb

Pretty sure this sums up fab forums at their best

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I must have a magic hammer

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