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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My partner loves to put people in boxes according to their cars.

for example, if you drive a mercedes you are a freemason or if you drive an Audi (A5) you must be a arsehole, pushy and agressive.a big 4x4, you have a small dick.

bigger engines, smaller cock ect.

he is well equipped and drives a yaris.

so now i am gonna put in all my messages..."please enclose a cock and car photo" see if his therory is correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive a Vauxhall Corsa so does a small engine for a woman equate to a big clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so if you own a 3 wheel robin your a bit of a Del-boy. lol I have sexy range rover sports and horse lorry , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your theory is alas flawed

Well my last car was a Peugeot 407 estate and my current is a Citroen DS3.

Alas my cock didn't get any bigger during the downsizing (or since for that matter)

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

I have a ford galaxy that I do not drive

I also have a half rebuilt E type that nobody drives

So what does that make me besides blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive a Maxda Mx-5....what the hell does that mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.6 Nissan Almera here, Wondering what that denotes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My partner loves to put people in boxes according to their cars.

for example, if you drive a mercedes you are a freemason or if you drive an Audi (A5) you must be a arsehole, pushy and agressive.a big 4x4, you have a small dick.

bigger engines, smaller cock ect.

he is well equipped and drives a yaris.

so now i am gonna put in all my messages..."please enclose a cock and car photo" see if his therory is correct."

What car do you drive then?

I have a 1.2 Renault Clio

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

as a profesional driver i can tell you any male driving a german car is just a cock and for the purposes of this post lexus count as german as there just mercedes copies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to normally have a few cars.. what does that say about me.

Just selling my car, as going back to a subaru...

I tend to have a variety as like to have a choice. Once I have a drive I'll have something topless, and something family too.

But your theory is flawed... As Master has a big car, and big engine and is well equipped and talented and most of the guys from car clubs I know have fast powerful cars and are also well hung and talented... .

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok getting worried now as I drive a 44 ton truck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok getting worried now as I drive a 44 ton truck

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i bet you are , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh god rover 75 what does that make me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh god rover 75 what does that make me "

sensible..

good cars, cheap to buy, and maintain.. all because of a bad reputation that isnt even earned..

oh and actually they are extremely nice to drive.

if its the diesel its got the 2.0 bmw engine in it so very reliable too

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shudder to think what my Hyundai Matrix says about me...

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By *ugartitsandhimCouple
over a year ago

North West

ROLLS CANARDLY HERE !!!!!!

Rolls down one hill and can-ardly get up the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i sold my car

what does that make me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i sold my car

what does that make me

Fit? (from the walking, I mean)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, well the tummy is gone and the thighs are toning up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bum's looking pretty good to

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Mine is big and boxy....

Volvo v70 with a lickle turbo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so if its a mine bus ?? i know a man who drives one what is he lol...

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

A 206 and two motorbikes....

(and before the 'midlife crisis' comments start i have had bikes non stop for 35 years- so long midlife crisis lol).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use roller skates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use roller skates

I'd love to see how you shag on the bonnet of those...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kia Sorento, and it's passed the 'bonnet shag' test!!

Would have passed it twice if it wasn't for flamin midges!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a Vauxhall Corsa so does a small engine for a woman equate to a big clit

No, someone who knows her place in the world.... I'll just be off now ok..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont drive but im happy for jay to chauffeur me round in the jag or the mr2 what does that make me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First car was green MGBGT then; Escort, Vauxhall Carlton, Kawasaki KDX 125, 4 No VW Golf GTDs, orange and white VW Camper, Vauxhall Zafira, Alfa Romeo 156 2.4 JTD estate, Mitsubishi Warrior, Honda CRV (old shape) Mini Cooper, Honda CRV (new shape) .... now Mercedes coupe, which turned me neither into a Freemason or a cock

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"I drive a Maxda Mx-5....what the hell does that mean

SEXY......Temp really wants 1 of them

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Kia Sorento, and it's passed the 'bonnet shag' test!!

Would have passed it twice if it wasn't for flamin midges!!

Read that as "midgets" gave me a bit of a shock pmsl

Focus 1.8 here....keep meaning to try bonnet test but car is too filthy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont drive....my cocks redundant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a twin-turbo BMW coupe; you'll have to look at my profile to see if the big engine ...small cock thing applies to me

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"as a profesional driver i can tell you any male driving a german car is just a cock and for the purposes of this post lexus count as german as there just mercedes copies

absolutely nowt wrong with german....extremely reliable (vw passat)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My partner loves to put people in boxes according to their cars.

for example, if you drive a mercedes you are a freemason or if you drive an Audi (A5) you must be a arsehole, pushy and agressive.a big 4x4, you have a small dick.

bigger engines, smaller cock ect.

he is well equipped and drives a yaris.

so now i am gonna put in all my messages..."please enclose a cock and car photo" see if his therory is correct."

A nice theory but I change my car every 3 years and had big and small. And fortunately my cock has always stopped the same.

If it were true would the size of the hatch on a woman's car be related to her hoo hoo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont drive but im happy for jay to chauffeur me round in the jag or the mr2 what does that make me"

isnt it lovely being chauffeured around in the jag.. Back seats are great for on the move fun too.

cali

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The bigger the bonnet of the car..the bigger the cock on said man

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I dont drive but im happy for jay to chauffeur me round in the jag or the mr2 what does that make me

isnt it lovely being chauffeured around in the jag.. Back seats are great for on the move fun too.

cali "

Think where having a new car soon(notice i said we lol), but hes just bought his ex wife a bmw convertable for her birthday so i dont want one of those. Cant remember what he said there was three, mercedes, bmw and another but im crap with cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about those who own a Prius?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love my cars.. and to me its more than just for getting me from a-b.

I wouldnt say I judge a meet on his car.. but I will happily advise him if I think his car is naff.. lol

Cali

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Jaguar, that was the third one another jaguar, but i dont like the back of the new ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaguar, that was the third one another jaguar, but i dont like the back of the new ones"

ohh I will have to agree to disagree.. although if I was buying a brand new car it would be an alfa spider v6

So sensible lol actually maybe not.. erm.. I am terrible when deciding what car to buy. I go out to buy one..and come back with something totally different. But I really like what I call drivers cars.

Would like a mx5 for a track toy... did love the effect my battered old rangerover had on people though.. they just assume you cant drive because it has dents.. not that I brought it like that as I wanted it for pulling a car and going off roading.

Although others do treat you different in different cars. I had a bmw couple and an alfa at the same time.. and I drive no different in either car.. yet I would get abuse or no road manners off people when driving the bmw..

cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about those who own a Prius?

they have regular sized cocks but prefer to use a dildo

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

"The bigger the bonnet of the car..the bigger the cock on said man

Thats my sort of talk young lady

the hood (bonnet) on my 1977 Lincoln Continental is huge.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Obviously a small cocked Jag driver here! Or a small cocked BMW driver!

Better go get a mini if I want to meet on here! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol, well the tummy is gone and the thighs are toning up

burning shoe rubber here too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont drive....my cocks redundant "

aww not even a blow job?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a cunning way to find out what people drive

Are you a copper?

If you are you have to tell us by law y'know

They'll be pulling you up next and get you to blow in their thingy you mark my words!

Me? Paranoid? Never!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont drive....my cocks redundant

aww not even a blow job?

if uve something stuck between ur teeth be nice...i can offer my service then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

his therory not mine....shank's pony here

I dont give a hoot really, you can have a good play with a yaris driver or someone who has a big 4x4......

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By *eamCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Him Golf me Range Rover

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"What about those who own a Prius?

Gay... according to Peanut!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

hmmmmm on the basis of the OP's suggestions my manhood has changed sevefral times over the last few years had

A discovery

A Toyota 4x4 something or other

An E Class Merc

A 5 Series BMW

2 TT's

A Mazda 6

A Ka

Dagenham Dustbin

Fiat Punto

and some other little tin can that I can't remember the name of

oh boy no wonder I keep changing my trouser size

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

Well, mine are a bit different. A few old British classics here, MGB, Spitfire and a real Mini.

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By *teborahCouple
over a year ago

warrington

"as a profesional driver i can tell you any male driving a german car is just a cock and for the purposes of this post lexus count as german as there just mercedes copies

How can you call anyone a cock with a statement like that?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"as a profesional driver i can tell you any male driving a german car is just a cock and for the purposes of this post lexus count as german as there just mercedes copies

How can you call anyone a cock with a statement like that?

oh well with a Merc, a BMW and 2 Audi's my luck must be in at last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mitsubishi FTO GPx MiVEC, V6, 2.0 Litre, £7,000 of modifications, may be average but lots of throttle, better than most...are we still talking about cars..

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