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Cock size, how do you measure yours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ok guys, how do you measure yours?

A. On the top from head to pubis?

B. Underneath to balls (thus giving an extra inch or 2?)

A for me..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I go to my nearest Turkish Barber shop for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok guys, how do you measure yours?

A. On the top from head to pubis?

B. Underneath to balls (thus giving an extra inch or 2?)

A for me..

"

How big is your cock OP ?

Thanks in advance x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i measure my cock with a ruler

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I just measured the box it arrived in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just measured the box it arrived in "
hahahaha classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually stand him up against a wall.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I use a trundle wheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i measure my cock with a ruler"

Looks a good cock, would look better in a sombrero though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you need to? Worst thing i was ever sent was tape measure pics. Surely you have more than the just length or girth of your cock going for you. Erect photo is sufficient for most people.

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

From the small of my back to the very tip

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

with a yard stick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive never done that...no idea of the size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i measure my cock with a ruler"

Like a king or a queen!?? Wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok guys, how do you measure yours?

A. On the top from head to pubis?

B. Underneath to balls (thus giving an extra inch or 2?)

A for me..

How big is your cock OP ?

Thanks in advance x"

yards or metres?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i ask the neighbour to do it. were all nice in cork

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

Gave up doing that when I was about 14. But have been told ‘fuck, that’s bigger than expected’. Don’t know if that’s a compliment or not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remote

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I heard its 3 x the size (length) of your thumb.

How big is your op ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess then add a couple of inches. 3 inches full erect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you need to? Worst thing i was ever sent was tape measure pics. Surely you have more than the just length or girth of your cock going for you. Erect photo is sufficient for most people."

A lot of women ask for a minimum of 8 inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hide cans of beer behind mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok guys, how do you measure yours?

A. On the top from head to pubis?

B. Underneath to balls (thus giving an extra inch or 2?)

A for me..

"

I don't. I'm depressed enough already.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Get a £10 note.... place it at the bottom of your shaft (what would be stomach side), there’s your length.

Then for girth fold it around in its current position and see it meets or over laps

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just use my favourite vagina and see if it's happy

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

I measure a guy cock on how far I can deep throat him

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I measure a guy cock on how far I can deep throat him "

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By *easidegirlWoman
over a year ago

south shore


"I go to my nearest Turkish Barber shop for that "

You need to stop doing that..apparently they fund money laundering and prostitution

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By *oxychicWoman
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"I measure a guy cock on how far I can deep throat him

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you need to? Worst thing i was ever sent was tape measure pics. Surely you have more than the just length or girth of your cock going for you. Erect photo is sufficient for most people.

A lot of women ask for a minimum of 8 inches. "

So you don't find that offensive? It truly is what you do with it rather than the size. Known 10+" who don't have a clue. It's akin to asking a woman if she's tight. Whilst i could answer saying 'those that find always want more' why should i, it's vile and says alot about character.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok guys, how do you measure yours?

A. On the top from head to pubis?

B. Underneath to balls (thus giving an extra inch or 2?)

A for me..

"

With the sky remote like every other bloke on ere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a sky remote or a can of lynx.

At least that’s the rule of thumb on here

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"Get a £10 note.... place it at the bottom of your shaft (what would be stomach side), there’s your length.

Then for girth fold it around in its current position and see it meets or over laps

Haha "

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By *easidegirlWoman
over a year ago

south shore


"With a sky remote or a can of lynx.

At least that’s the rule of thumb on here "

Come on, no guy is going to admit to using his thumb to measure

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I prefer to measure from the tip....all the way under the gooch.....gives the extra inches the women want....

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Mine looks small because I have big hands.

Well, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a fisherman so mines like this big

(.........................................................)

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

Some on here from the fucking moon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I assume I'm 12" unless I'm told otherwise.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke


"I measure a guy cock on how far I can deep throat him

"

Cum get me

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

My size isn't an issue . . It's managed to fill 3 prams so I guess it did its job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My size isn't an issue . . It's managed to fill 3 prams so I guess it did its job"

Mate, there are turkey basters that can do that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With a sky remote or a can of lynx.

At least that’s the rule of thumb on here

Come on, no guy is going to admit to using his thumb to measure"
hahaha brilliant

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

It's always cold when I measure mine

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

Google maps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just measured the box it arrived in "

Pmsl

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"My size isn't an issue . . It's managed to fill 3 prams so I guess it did its job"

Mine filled two prams - rather too good at it. I envy those guys who have to keep trying.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Well, I'm a six point seven on the Richter Scale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok guys, how do you measure yours?

A. On the top from head to pubis?

B. Underneath to balls (thus giving an extra inch or 2?)

A for me..

With the sky remote like every other bloke on ere "

I never get a full measurement, I'm with Virgin

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Well, I'm a six point seven on the Richter Scale "

Is that when you sneeze and the shock wave it creates

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis


"Well, I'm a six point seven on the Richter Scale

Is that when you sneeze and the shock wave it creates "

Absolutely! My sneezes measure in between moderate and major, but nowhere near great

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

A man shall be measured by the length of his rod. And the length of my rod is a secret to all but the Queen and a thousand Turkish whores.

Blackadder Series 1

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"I prefer to measure from the tip....all the way under the gooch.....gives the extra inches the women want.... "

.....still the same....no change tbf..... haha

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush


"A man shall be measured by the length of his rod. And the length of my rod is a secret to all but the Queen and a thousand Turkish whores.

Blackadder Series 1"

LOVE a bit of Blackadder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do they even need to be measured? Air doesn’t matter how small or big they are as long as they do the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocks should be measured by the decibel level they induce, never mind inches or lynx cans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measure mine next to a subway foot long

I'm now also banned from all the subway stores in the U.K.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cocks should be measured by the decibel level they induce, never mind inches or lynx cans "

It's not the size of the nail... It's the hammer that hammers it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i measure my cock with a ruler"

That's ok but How do you measure the girth?

A tailors tape measure is best for that. The length is measured from the pubis to the tip of the penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and I measure mine by displacement.... Eureka

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