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"Ill have a bit of those CKs...;-)" Would you like ICE with that ....or on the ROCKS Ade xx | |||
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"Ill have a bit of those CKs...;-) Would you like ICE with that ....or on the ROCKS Ade xx" Hey, just as they come so to speak...;-) x | |||
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"My usual please "you always do this... get in there before me...;-) | |||
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"Snowball  "No problem, what about the drink though? | |||
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"My usual please
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"My usual please
Hmmm, well now you'd best remind me ,ty "Champagne and the same for Aphrodite please | |||
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No problem, what about the drink though? "It is drink! | |||
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"My usual please
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Champagne and the same for Aphrodite please"ok, I am happy now... You should be a Libra, forever making peace  | |||
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"My usual please
Hmmm, well now you'd best remind me ,ty
Champagne and the same for Aphrodite pleaseok, I am happy now... You should be a Libra, forever making peace "I know which side my bread is buttered on | |||
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No problem, what about the drink though?
It is drink! "How thick does something have to be before its no longer a drink? | |||
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"My usual please
Hmmm, well now you'd best remind me ,ty
Champagne and the same for Aphrodite pleaseok, I am happy now... You should be a Libra, forever making peace "Okies Ladies i got plenty to go around , lets just take it nice and slow at first , bit since i had two Delicious Ladies to serve at once ,lol | |||
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No problem, what about the drink though?
It is drink!
How thick does something have to be before its no longer a drink? "When you have to chew. | |||
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"My usual please
Hmmm, well now you'd best remind me ,ty
Champagne and the same for Aphrodite pleaseok, I am happy now... You should be a Libra, forever making peace
Okies Ladies i got plenty to go around , lets just take it nice and slow at first , bit since i had two Delicious Ladies to serve at once ,lol
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"Pint of Hoegaarden, a Talisker chaser, and a scotch pie." Scotch Pies are off M8 ,soz i could do you a Frogs Leg | |||
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"Snowball
No problem, what about the drink though?
It is drink!
How thick does something have to be before its no longer a drink?
When you have to chew. "Thats made my tummy churn  | |||
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"Snowball
No problem, what about the drink though?
It is drink!
How thick does something have to be before its no longer a drink?
When you have to chew.
Thats made my tummy churn "Ha you shouldn't have asked | |||
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"Hang on the Cook aint turned up , i'll just put me pinny on, No Touching Tho lol "Just want to check the meats tender | |||
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No problem, what about the drink though?
It is drink! "SNOWBALL for you , soz about the wait , i'm SNOWED under tonight ,lol see what i did there . | |||
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"Hang on the Cook aint turned up , i'll just put me pinny on, No Touching Tho lol
Just want to check the meats tender "It might just need tender'Rising a bit .... | |||
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"hot chocolate , with marshmellows and squirty cream, plus a round of peanut butter on toast please.. "HOT hmm , okies , would you like a 69 to go with that ...it's a new ice creams i'm doing .. | |||
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"Hang on the Cook aint turned up , i'll just put me pinny on, No Touching Tho lol
Just want to check the meats tender
It might just need tender'Rising a bit ...."One tender riser coming up | |||
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"hot chocolate , with marshmellows and squirty cream, plus a round of peanut butter on toast please..
HOT hmm , okies , would you like a 69 to go with that ...it's a new ice creams i'm doing .. "ohh yes please, i do like to swirl the cream around with my tongue | |||
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"Hang on the Cook aint turned up , i'll just put me pinny on, No Touching Tho lol
Just want to check the meats tender
It might just need tender'Rising a bit ....
HMMMMMMM, your very Good at this , have you done this before ? your a natural , don't suppose you'd like a permanent job late nights in here would you ,i'm looking for quick learners ...
One tender riser coming up " | |||
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"hot chocolate , with marshmellows and squirty cream, plus a round of peanut butter on toast please..
HOT hmm , okies , would you like a 69 to go with that ...it's a new ice creams i'm doing ..
ohh yes please, i do like to swirl the cream around with my tongue "Hmm , i bet your very good at it too ..here you go ..ENJOY .. | |||
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"Chivas Regal n ice" Thats easy for you to say .... i'll just have to go look down the Cellar ,can some one get that guy his Whiskey please ? Cheers | |||
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"ill have what i had last thursday at the ritz it was honestly called the Ritz swingers champagne cocktail and bloody lovely it was too .Pink Champagne Vodka Grand marnier and angostura bitters ...not sure how i was standing up after 2 of those !!! and a bargain at 16 quid each ... "Was you flat on your back later ? | |||
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"hot chocolate , with marshmellows and squirty cream, plus a round of peanut butter on toast please..
HOT hmm , okies , would you like a 69 to go with that ...it's a new ice creams i'm doing ..
ohh yes please, i do like to swirl the cream around with my tongue
Hmm , i bet your very good at it too ..here you go ..ENJOY .. "( insert modest icon here) I am | |||
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"Chivas Regal n ice" Found some .. Bottoms Up ....Cheers OK WHO'S NEXT ..SHOUT UP ...!! | |||
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"ill have what i had last thursday at the ritz it was honestly called the Ritz swingers champagne cocktail and bloody lovely it was too .Pink Champagne Vodka Grand marnier and angostura bitters ...not sure how i was standing up after 2 of those !!! and a bargain at 16 quid each ...
Was you flat on your back later ?
yes but fast asleep home alone at 4 in the morning .....
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"Chivas Regal n ice Found some .. Bottoms Up ....Cheers OK WHO'S NEXT ..SHOUT UP ...!! "can i have mine in a red solo cup please | |||
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"Double whiskey on ice please! "Double Whiskey for you Sir ... | |||
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"Chivas Regal n ice Found some .. Bottoms Up ....Cheers OK WHO'S NEXT ..SHOUT UP ...!! can i have mine in a red solo cup please "Well if you'd like to follow me down the cellar we could see what we could come UP with ..maybe | |||
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"Chivas Regal n ice Found some .. Bottoms Up ....Cheers OK WHO'S NEXT ..SHOUT UP ...!! can i have mine in a red solo cup please
Well if you'd like to follow me down the cellar we could see what we could come UP with ..maybe
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"Chivas Regal n ice Found some .. Bottoms Up ....Cheers OK WHO'S NEXT ..SHOUT UP ...!! can i have mine in a red solo cup please
Well if you'd like to follow me down the cellar we could see what we could come UP with ..maybe
you keep cups in you cellar?"Just for my very very special punters , come and take a look | |||
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"Ill 'ave 'alf" Please Ade .... | |||
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"What about some cocktails! What can you do? "Now we are talking , i just need a COCK TAIL SHAKER ... have you got two free hands ,hmmm? | |||
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"What about some cocktails! What can you do?
Now we are talking , i just need a COCK TAIL SHAKER ... have you got two free hands ,hmmm? "Just 1 you will have to use one of your own | |||
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"Chivas Regal n ice Found some .. Bottoms Up ....Cheers OK WHO'S NEXT ..SHOUT UP ...!! can i have mine in a red solo cup please
Well if you'd like to follow me down the cellar we could see what we could come UP with ..maybe
you keep cups in you cellar?
Just for my very very special punters , come and take a look "is it dark n damp?   | |||
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"What about some cocktails! What can you do?
Now we are talking , i just need a COCK TAIL SHAKER ... have you got two free hands ,hmmm?
Just 1 you will have to use one of your own "Ok well you start....hold this ,,, | |||
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"Chivas Regal n ice Found some .. Bottoms Up ....Cheers OK WHO'S NEXT ..SHOUT UP ...!! can i have mine in a red solo cup please
Well if you'd like to follow me down the cellar we could see what we could come UP with ..maybe
you keep cups in you cellar?
Just for my very very special punters , come and take a look is it dark n damp? "No it's just been renovated , it's got everything down there you will need ..you'll be safe in my hands  | |||
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"Chivas Regal n ice Found some .. Bottoms Up ....Cheers OK WHO'S NEXT ..SHOUT UP ...!! can i have mine in a red solo cup please
Well if you'd like to follow me down the cellar we could see what we could come UP with ..maybe
you keep cups in you cellar?
Just for my very very special punters , come and take a look is it dark n damp?
No it's just been renovated , it's got everything down there you will need ..you'll be safe in my hands
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"Chivas Regal n ice Found some .. Bottoms Up ....Cheers OK WHO'S NEXT ..SHOUT UP ...!! can i have mine in a red solo cup please
Well if you'd like to follow me down the cellar we could see what we could come UP with ..maybe
you keep cups in you cellar?
MEBBIES
I'm a Perfect Gentleman ,not many of us left .....i always let a lady cum first ..before me ...
Just for my very very special punters , come and take a look is it dark n damp?
No it's just been renovated , it's got everything down there you will need ..you'll be safe in my hands
now why dont i believe you? "
MEBBIES
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"Chivas Regal n ice Found some .. Bottoms Up ....Cheers OK WHO'S NEXT ..SHOUT UP ...!! can i have mine in a red solo cup please
Well if you'd like to follow me down the cellar we could see what we could come UP with ..maybe
you keep cups in you cellar?
MEBBIES
I'm a Perfect Gentleman ,not many of us left .....i always let a lady cum first ..before me ...
Just for my very very special punters , come and take a look is it dark n damp?
No it's just been renovated , it's got everything down there you will need ..you'll be safe in my hands
now why dont i believe you?
MEBBIES are they the same as umpa lumpas?
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"Chivas Regal n ice Found some .. Bottoms Up ....Cheers OK WHO'S NEXT ..SHOUT UP ...!! can i have mine in a red solo cup please
Well if you'd like to follow me down the cellar we could see what we could come UP with ..maybe
you keep cups in you cellar?
MEBBIES
I'm a Perfect Gentleman ,not many of us left .....i always let a lady cum first ..before me ...
Just for my very very special punters , come and take a look is it dark n damp?
No it's just been renovated , it's got everything down there you will need ..you'll be safe in my hands
now why dont i believe you?
MEBBIES are they the same as umpa lumpas?
"Might be ,are you wanting me to maybe explain privately ,hmmmm? LAST ORDERS AT THE BAR .....i've pulled | |||
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 what time you close then?,as i was dying for a nice cold pint of mild ale. | |||
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"Vodka and tonic with ice and lime please and some nibbles if you have them "heyyy!,how you get served before me?,i must be wearing my 'invisible' suit again!. | |||
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"Vodka and tonic with ice and lime please and some nibbles if you have them
heyyy!,how you get served before me?,i must be wearing my 'invisible' suit again!. "You have mine then and i will go get another . K | |||
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"Vodka and tonic with ice and lime please and some nibbles if you have them
heyyy!,how you get served before me?,i must be wearing my 'invisible' suit again!. "Hang on i'll be with you in a sec , i'm just doing an Inter'View (wink wink ) with a new Topless Barmaid , just checking her paticulars to make sure she's suitable ...please help yourself for now ..Thanks THE BOSS Ade xx | |||
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"Vodka and tonic with ice and lime please and some nibbles if you have them
heyyy!,how you get served befo Topless Barmaid , just checking her paticulars to make sure she's suitable ...please help yourself for now ..Thanks THE BOSS
Ade xx "Hey , im looking for a career move ! Do you have any vacancies and whats the rate of pay ? K | |||
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"Vodka and tonic with ice and lime please and some nibbles if you have them
heyyy!,how you get served befo Topless Barmaid , just checking her paticulars to make sure she's suitable ...please help yourself for now ..Thanks THE BOSS
Ade xx Hey , im looking for a career move ! Do you have any vacancies and whats the rate of pay ? K "WELL I could give you an inter'View right now if your free.... | |||
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"Vodka and tonic with ice and lime please and some nibbles if you have them
heyyy!,how you get served befo Topless Barmaid , just checking her paticulars to make sure she's suitable ...please help yourself for now ..Thanks THE BOSS
Ade xx Hey , im looking for a career move ! Do you have any vacancies and whats the rate of pay ? K
WELL I could give you an inter'View right now if your free....
"err while i am here do you mind if i sit in on the interview?,i just want to see her credentials as a topless barmaid really!. | |||
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"Vodka and tonic with ice and lime please and some nibbles if you have them
heyyy!,how you get served befo Topless Barmaid , just checking her paticulars to make sure she's suitable ...please help yourself for now ..Thanks THE BOSS
Ade xx Hey , im looking for a career move ! Do you have any vacancies and whats the rate of pay ? K
WELL I could give you an inter'View right now if your free....
err while i am here do you mind if i sit in on the interview?,i just want to see her credentials as a topless barmaid really!."Erm , i'm afraid that i have to do the first inter'views privately , but if the lady can Show Me that she will be suitable for the vacancy , i will let you be her first customer to practice on , i cant say fairer than that ,now can i , only that ALL MY BARMAIDS NEED TO CUM FIRST ,WE DONT TAKE ANY CRAP IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT .lol | |||
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"Vodka and tonic with ice and lime please and some nibbles if you have them
heyyy!,how you get served befo Topless Barmaid , just checking her paticulars to make sure she's suitable ...please help yourself for now ..Thanks THE BOSS
Ade xx Hey , im looking for a career move ! Do you have any vacancies and whats the rate of pay ? K
WELL I could give you an inter'View right now if your free....
err while i am here do you mind if i sit in on the interview?,i just want to see her credentials as a topless barmaid really!.
Erm , i'm afraid that i have to do the first inter'views privately , but if the lady can Show Me that she will be suitable for the vacancy , i will let you be her first customer to practice on , i cant say fairer than that ,now can i , only that ALL MY BARMAIDS NEED TO CUM FIRST ,WE DONT TAKE ANY CRAP IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT .lol
"ok fair enough,i will just take a seat at the bar for now,but could you fill the bottom shelf with the bottled stuff please?,i think i might be making a few requests for drinks on that bottom section to see that barmaids form. | |||
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"Vodka and tonic with ice and lime please and some nibbles if you have them
heyyy!,how you get served befo Topless Barmaid , just checking her paticulars to make sure she's suitable ...please help yourself for now ..Thanks THE BOSS
Ade xx Hey , im looking for a career move ! Do you have any vacancies and whats the rate of pay ? K
WELL I could give you an inter'View right now if your free....
err while i am here do you mind if i sit in on the interview?,i just want to see her credentials as a topless barmaid really!.
Erm , i'm afraid that i have to do the first inter'views privately , but if the lady can Show Me that she will be suitable for the vacancy , i will let you be her first customer to practice on , i cant say fairer than that ,now can i , only that ALL MY BARMAIDS NEED TO CUM FIRST ,WE DONT TAKE ANY CRAP IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT .lol
ok fair enough,i will just take a seat at the bar for now,but could you fill the bottom shelf with the bottled stuff please?,i think i might be making a few requests for drinks on that bottom section to see that barmaids form."PHEW what a busy afteroon that was , Guinness time methinks ....
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"Large G & T, Ice and Lemon please" Coming right UP .. your drink will only be a second too.. | |||
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"A large one, please... anything large I dont mind right now "I'll remember that | |||
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"Large G & T, Ice and Lemon please Coming right UP .. your drink will only be a second too.. "Bet you say that to all the girls | |||
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"A large one, please... anything large I dont mind right now "Hmm, Your my kind of girl ... your easy pleased ..old this it usually gets bigger ...even more .. | |||
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"A large one, please... anything large I dont mind right now
Hmm, Your my kind of girl ... your easy pleased ..old this it usually gets bigger ...even more ..
"haha ... I might be easily pleased to begin with but I remain hungry for a long time...;-) | |||
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"Warm milk and honey.. i've got a sore throat" Ha so you dont spit them ??? will it is rude .. Honey for you then M8 .. Goat or cows milk? | |||
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"A large one, please... anything large I dont mind right now
Hmm, Your my kind of girl ... your easy pleased ..old this it usually gets bigger ...even more ..
haha ... I might be easily pleased to begin with but I remain hungry for a long time...;-)"Are you Feeling Lucky ..(thats what i call my Cock )...be gentle ..at first .. | |||
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"Woo Woo for me please "Explain Please , i'm new to this serving lark ... | |||
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"RIGHT sorry to spoil every ones fun but there's a fire in the gents toilets so everyone out NOW "Great, loads of hunky firemen on their way - | |||
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"RIGHT sorry to spoil every ones fun but there's a fire in the gents toilets so everyone out NOW "DON't PANIC ..ALL YOU BIG KNOBS IN THE GENTS ...PISS ON THAT FIRE ..CHEERS ok . who wants serving ... | |||
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"Warm milk and honey.. i've got a sore throat Ha so you dont spit them ??? will it is rude .. Honey for you then M8 .. Goat or cows milk? "I don't spit, just take it on my face full fat organic cows milk and manuka honey please... keep the change and get yourself something nice sweetheart | |||
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"Warm milk and honey.. i've got a sore throat Ha so you dont spit them ??? will it is rude .. Honey for you then M8 .. Goat or cows milk?
I don't spit, just take it on my face
full fat organic cows milk and manuka honey please... keep the change and get yourself something nice sweetheart"Your a Gent Sir ,Thanks , not many of us left ..Enjoy .. | |||
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"Warm milk and honey.. i've got a sore throat Ha so you dont spit them ??? will it is rude .. Honey for you then M8 .. Goat or cows milk?
I don't spit, just take it on my face
full fat organic cows milk and manuka honey please... keep the change and get yourself something nice sweetheart
Your a Gent Sir ,Thanks , not many of us left ..Enjoy ..
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"Woo Woo for me please
Explain Please , i'm new to this serving lark ... "A woo woo 1 1/2 oz peach schnapps - 1 1/2 oz vodka - 3 1/2 oz cranberry juice Mix and poor over ice in a tall glass | |||
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"Woo Woo for me please
Explain Please , i'm new to this serving lark ...
A woo woo
1 1/2 oz peach schnapps
- 1 1/2 oz vodka
- 3 1/2 oz cranberry juice
Mix and poor over ice in a tall glass"That does sound nice | |||
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"Cocktail waitress here "Trust you to see cock in everything | |||
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"Woo Woo for me please
Explain Please , i'm new to this serving lark ... "lol its a cocktail with cranberry juice n peach schnaps n vodka | |||
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"Cocktail waitress here
Trust you to see cock in everything "A great mixer | |||
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"Cocktail waitress here
Trust you to see cock in everything "Perhaps she needs to go to SPEC SAVERS .. Mebbies ,lol WHO ORDERED a WOO WOO , it's ready ..thanks gils i owe ya a freebie xx WHO'S NEXT ...?? | |||
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" raki and water for me thanks"Coming right up .. can i interest you in a snack .. ? | |||
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"Cocktail waitress here
Trust you to see cock in everything
A great mixer"I think the man needs Reiki not Raki | |||
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" raki and water for me thanks
Coming right up .. can i interest you in a snack .. ?
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" raki and water for me thanks
Coming right up .. can i interest you in a snack .. ?
Do you have things to dip in mayo?"coughs!!!!!!!! | |||
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" raki and water for me thanks
Coming right up .. can i interest you in a snack .. ?
Do you have things to dip in mayo?"Lol, your a tease aint ya PET , i could have some Fun with you Tiger Grrr, ...i got Everything you could ever wish for to DIP in ... | |||
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" raki and water for me thanks
Coming right up .. can i interest you in a snack .. ?
Do you have things to dip in mayo?
coughs!!!!!!!!"You need something for that, a linctus, something to slip down the throat? | |||
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" raki and water for me thanks
Coming right up .. can i interest you in a snack .. ?
Do you have things to dip in mayo?
Lol, your a tease aint ya PET , i could have some Fun with you Tiger Grrr, ...i got Everything you could ever wish for to DIP in ... "Me a tease, never | |||
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"im getting d*unk on some halfpriced red wine...i was too bored lol" You, d*unk, never | |||
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"Can I have a large brandy in this bar too please? "May I join you even if I dont like Brandy? | |||
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"Can I have a large brandy in this bar too please?
May I join you even if I dont like Brandy? "Please do, it's always good to have company | |||
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"Can I have a large brandy in this bar too please?
May I join you even if I dont like Brandy?
Please do, it's always good to have company " and I dont come out of a bottle either...;-) | |||
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"Can I have a large brandy in this bar too please?
May I join you even if I dont like Brandy?
Please do, it's always good to have company and I dont come out of a bottle either...;-)"Would you like to ..'CUM' Here ..often ? | |||
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"Can I have a large brandy in this bar too please?
May I join you even if I dont like Brandy?
Please do, it's always good to have company and I dont come out of a bottle either...;-)"maybe we could find somewhere to cum together | |||
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"Can I have a large brandy in this bar too please?
May I join you even if I dont like Brandy?
Please do, it's always good to have company and I dont come out of a bottle either...;-)
maybe we could find somewhere to cum together "Thought you'd never Ask .. | |||
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"HEY can someone put the Juke Box Plug in and switch it on please , and pick a few TUNES ...Cheers ... "HMM, GUINNESS TIME METHINKS ..CHEERS | |||
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"think I'll join ya. shove over. "Hmm, well this is cosy just the 3 of us ... shall we get more cosy ,i'll bring over a bottle .. | |||
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"take a pew,two chocolate rums here please,whipped cream??" tch! I meant the bed!  | |||
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"take a pew,two chocolate rums here please,whipped cream?? tch! I meant the bed! "Yeah me two ,i mean us 3 . and i'll supply the drinks .. | |||
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"anytime! stop licking my rum! "Well i did'nt want to waste it ... | |||
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"take a pew,two chocolate rums here please,whipped cream??" after two chocolate rums and a whipping i think i'd need a spew. | |||
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"At work so a muddy puddle please no ice. " I'll be right with you ,nice works uniform by the way ..wink wink | |||
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"At work so a muddy puddle please no ice. " think mushy just produced one! | |||
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"take a pew,two chocolate rums here please,whipped cream?? after two chocolate rums and a whipping i think i'd need a spew. " Mushy stick some decent Tunes on the Juke box for me will you , whilst i serve these Ladies ..i'll bring you a bottle of what your having too Cheers | |||
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"At work so a muddy puddle please no ice. I'll be right with you ,nice works uniform by the way ..wink wink "Hate it cos it's claret and blue | |||
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"may I have a pint of semi skimmed milk please. Hospital rules, not allowed to drink. Thank you xx" I got a semi .. skimmed u likey ? | |||
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"At work so a muddy puddle please no ice. think mushy just produced one!"  had to read back to get that x | |||
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"At work so a muddy puddle please no ice. I'll be right with you ,nice works uniform by the way ..wink wink
Hate it cos it's claret and blue "Looks just fime from here | |||
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"may I have a pint of semi skimmed milk please. Hospital rules, not allowed to drink. Thank you xx I got a semi .. skimmed u likey ? "bring it on!!! | |||
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"may I have a pint of semi skimmed milk please. Hospital rules, not allowed to drink. Thank you xx I got a semi .. skimmed u likey ?
bring it on!!!"Lol, you'll love it , shall i pour ...hmm | |||
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"At work so a muddy puddle please no ice. I'll be right with you ,nice works uniform by the way ..wink wink
Hate it cos it's claret and blue "there is NOTHING wrong with claret and blue young lady!!! | |||
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"At work so a muddy puddle please no ice. I'll be right with you ,nice works uniform by the way ..wink wink
Hate it cos it's claret and blue
there is NOTHING wrong with claret and blue young lady!!!"I'm forever blowing bubbles Or is it the other
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"Anyone hungry ? I got a Large Sausage and Chips going spare ....? "MUSHY ,,Steady i'll put the Chip Pan back on the grill for you ..lol.. Heres ya Bottle of Stout ..Cheers | |||
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Pass on the chips ta just the sausage please "Cum around the back of the Bar , and just help your delicious self ... while i serve .. | |||
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"Anyone hungry ? I got a Large Sausage and Chips going spare ....?
Pass on the chips ta just the sausage please "Meaty balls are on special offer at the mo? | |||
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"Anyone hungry ? I got a Large Sausage and Chips going spare ....?
Pass on the chips ta just the sausage please
Cum around the back of the Bar , and just help your delicious self ... while i serve ..
"oooooh i say, that's very kind of you. Puts a new meaning on cocktail LOL | |||
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"Anyone hungry ? I got a Large Sausage and Chips going spare ....?
Pass on the chips ta just the sausage please
Cum around the back of the Bar , and just help your delicious self ... while i serve ..
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"Anyone hungry ? I got a Large Sausage and Chips going spare ....?
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Cum around the back of the Bar , and just help your delicious self ... while i serve ..
Why thank you kind sir don't mind if I do "The Pleasures all yours MyLady .. Your Sir Knight Ade is here to serve you | |||
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Hate it cos it's claret and blue
there is NOTHING wrong with claret and blue young lady!!!
I'm forever blowing bubbles Or is it the other
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Sod it while you serving i will have a small brandy seeing as how I'm a yr older now "Okies .why not , may i join you ? | |||
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Sod it while you serving i will have a small brandy seeing as how I'm a yr older now
Okies .why not , may i join you ?
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Sod it while you serving i will have a small brandy seeing as how I'm a yr older now
Okies .why not , may i join you ?
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Sod it while you serving i will have a small brandy seeing as how I'm a yr older now
Okies .why not , may i join you ?
Of course you can
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Sod it while you serving i will have a small brandy seeing as how I'm a yr older now
Okies .why not , may i join you ?
Of course you can
Hmm, so is it your birthday ?
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Sod it while you serving i will have a small brandy seeing as how I'm a yr older now
Okies .why not , may i join you ?
Of course you can
Hmm, so is it your birthday ?
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Hmm, so what can i give you for a present then MyLady ,hmmm?
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Okies .why not , may i join you ?
Of course you can
Hmm, so is it your birthday ?
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Hmm, so what can i give you for a present then MyLady ,hmmm?
Come do this shift for me Please oh it is Deb just on my Profile to confuse you "LOL..what ever floats ya boat .. are you drinking or thinking umm? | |||
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"Hello, hello, what time does the bar open, please "If it doesn't open soon we'll have to find another watering hole - I need a drink and I need it now! | |||
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"Hello, hello, what time does the bar open, please
If it doesn't open soon we'll have to find another watering hole - I need a drink and I need it now!"Hang on dont get ya knickers in a twist Ladies ... it's a late night bar ..but seeing as you both look delicious , i'll bend my ... Rules Ade x | |||
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"Hello, hello, what time does the bar open, please
If it doesn't open soon we'll have to find another watering hole - I need a drink and I need it now!
Hang on dont get ya knickers in a twist Ladies ... it's a late night bar ..but seeing as you both look delicious , i'll bend my ...
Rules
Ade x"urrhmmm Speaking in a very deep manly voice - can I have another large Brandy please? | |||
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"Hello, hello, what time does the bar open, please
If it doesn't open soon we'll have to find another watering hole - I need a drink and I need it now!
Hang on dont get ya knickers in a twist Ladies ... it's a late night bar ..but seeing as you both look delicious , i'll bend my ...
Rules
Ade x
urrhmmm Speaking in a very deep manly voice - can I have another large Brandy please?"LOL, i'm going to have to go to SPEC SAVERS ... Here you go Sir enjoy | |||
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