FabSwingers.com forum: Veris mash up

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bit of fun (I hope). Pick your favourite sentences from your veris, rewrite your profile by combining them and post it here.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Well talk about (she) wolf in sheep's clothing! My oh my!I thought i had seen it all until i met her! She's like a vintage 1950's red wine, full bodied and very very tasty. look no one gives a bad verification but every word here is not exaggerated in anyway. Wow sexy lady in red not to be missed.

Guys - if you can’t string a sentence together intelligently, or if you’re just after a quick shag, then be warned - this ain’t the lady for you!! She proves the brain is the most important sexual organ, from the thought provoking conversational foreplay to the sensuality of her kisses and the way she both gives and takes pleasure this lady is a revelation. An intelligent, sassy woman who proved to be an ideal club companion. She's very horny and voracious.

I really can't wait to meet her again! CAKES OUT!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

That works, mostly

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"That works, mostly

Love it... drafting as we speak although mine are a bit samey so won’t be as long as yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooo a thread to celebrate veris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It make me too much of a bighead

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Very interested in seeing what the Op will come out with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes time digging for gems on here however found one this morning. Oh my gosh, what can I say... this woman is INSATIABLE. She will blow your mind with her naughtiness. Lovely pair of breasts I could suck on for hours followed up by a very wet pussy. Apologies for starting the "tsunami of orgasms" as you put it

Needed a bit of help from NASA but that added to the pleasure. All woman and by god she can suck cock great lovely lady. She's like a box of pringles, highly addictive! I can't wait until my next fix!

Definitely worth your time boys, makes a cracking cup of tea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh btw my penis is not available thanks for reading

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Takes time digging for gems on here however found one this morning. Oh my gosh, what can I say... this woman is INSATIABLE. She will blow your mind with her naughtiness. Lovely pair of breasts I could suck on for hours followed up by a very wet pussy. Apologies for starting the "tsunami of orgasms" as you put it

Definitely worth your time boys, makes a cracking cup of tea!"

Wow...quite the description

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I was very fortunate to spend a couple of hours in the company of Cookie. She is smart, professional with a naughty twinkle in her eye. If you have seen her pics then your jaw will hit the floor when you see the rest of her. This gorgeous lady knows how to tempt and tease in the most uninhibited way. She oozes sex appeal and is seriously skilled, she knows exactly what she is doing and what she wants.

Cookie is a blonde bombshell with a North East accent to go weak at the knees, a kiss to melt a snowman and is the genuine life and soul of the party.

I obviously left out the bit that said I suck like a porn star

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little firecracker ,gorgeous, funny ,sexy. Truly a rare find.

Utter filth. 6/10 person

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Podrick I’ve got too many can you do it for me please

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I really want to but I think it might make me cringe too much.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I really want to but I think it might make me cringe too much.

Isn't that part of the fun?

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Lily is one very sexy lady...intelligent, witty, interesting and of course super sexy. Such a delightful person to have in your presence. Very receptive and very beautiful...her eyes light up when she smiles.

Beauty, body, mind and soul! What an arse as well!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grotesque

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Definitely worth your time boys, makes a cracking cup of tea!"

I want to meet you!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

A plan was hatched ! Let’s go for walk in the woods. A fellow free spirit.

A rare merging of intellect and beauty. This lady will invade your thoughts. Completely on my wavelength

Grab a drink with Spurs. a lovely establishment, a great way to lose an hour. Funny as hell and my word does she have a way of consoling you if your football team takes a thrashing! A marathon session incredibly hot and sweaty. “.... but what if it rains?" make sure you have plenty of towels to hand!

A little pocket rocket ! A very naughty side and comes well equipped for the evening. A great pair of 'eyes'. Both of them. Big, perfectly formed. Sexy, sassy, genuine, cool, very good humour and banter, but she is equally naughty as she is nice !

A genuinely, thoroughly enjoyable time, which flew by all too quickly. Very relaxed, witty and a little cheeky. Incredibly easy to talk to literally never shut up....unless if we were moaning and panting.

Couldn’t ask for a better counterpart. I was lucky to get to see those bows on the back of her stockings up close. Make my friend stand to attention. I’ll definitely be going again. Wow ! Round two please !

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

You got me to do something I’d never done for anyone else before, but nobody’s perfect.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I've had the pleasure of knowing Lorraine for some time now and I find her incredibly sexy. She is intelligent, has a cracking sense of humour and did I mention sexy!

Our conversations flow for hours and you can loose a day or four if your not careful. She never fails to get me very excited and I'm more then happy to continue. Treat her properly gents, she's a diamond and she's worth it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Very interested in seeing what the Op will come out with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Podrick I’ve got too many can you do it for me please

I will have a field day. May take a bit of time though

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Very interested in seeing what the Op will come out with

Yours will both make interesting reads haha

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Very interested in seeing what the Op will come out with

Yours will both make interesting reads haha

I don't think chill is game

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Very interested in seeing what the Op will come out with

Yours will both make interesting reads haha

I don't think chill is game

Fine, if you insist

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My feminine wiles work occasionally

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"My feminine wiles work occasionally

Good work Swing

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Very interested in seeing what the Op will come out with

Yours will both make interesting reads haha

I don't think chill is game

Fine, if you insist

You know you wanted to really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, intelligent, sexy chef?

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Beautifully vibrant and brimming with passion and warmth, this woman may very well be unbridled passion personified.

She is gorgeous with stunning eyes and soft skin. Knows her way around the body expertly. Great kisser, incredibly sexy and has a kinky naughty side that drove me nuts. A deliciously intoxicating experience. I can't wait to see her again xxx

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

One sexy lady ... in a word WOW great body great smile and great fun.

Photos do not do her justice. Much sexier in real life.

Most have left fab so not sure what that says about me

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Right....

This man. What on earth can you say about this man? One of the few people who can leave me utterly lost for words...so let’s see if I can find some. The epitome of fun, relaxed, confident in any surroundings. Drop dead gorgeous. There is so much more to this gorgeous man, Charming, articulate, funny, intelligent, sexy. Underneath it all simmers a bubbling desire that repeatedly boils over, catches you by surprise and leaves you completely breathless. If this man was a racehorse, he would be called California Dreaming! He is leggy, well muscled and athletic with the perfect combination of speed and endurance. Devours every inch of you and leaves you with glorious aches that are every bit worth it. Insatiable tart this one

with a cock that goes on the top 10 of perfect! Fantastic kisses and stamina that would put an Olympian to shame, I can’t fault a single second. 5 stars

The perfect meet for the discerning woman! Everyone needs a fab friend like this

Chillout by name Chillout by nature!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Modest too

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Modest too

Like he didn’t have that ready and waiting to publish ....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Modest too

Like he didn’t have that ready and waiting to publish ....

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Chill as this all came about from your profile renovation..... I think you post that as your profile update

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Modest too

Like he didn’t have that ready and waiting to publish ....

I so didn't! I remembered phrases that stuck with me and quickly slapped them together. Wish I was as productive with my profile

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Modest too

Like he didn’t have that ready and waiting to publish ....

I so didn't! I remembered phrases that stuck with me and quickly slapped them together. Wish I was as productive with my profile

He does disclaim to loudly

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Modest too

Like he didn’t have that ready and waiting to publish ....

I so didn't! I remembered phrases that stuck with me and quickly slapped them together. Wish I was as productive with my profile

He does disclaim to loudly

Tee hee

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Chill as this all came about from your profile renovation..... I think you post that as your profile update

Do eeet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These two are something special. I got the pleasure of seeing this gorgeous twosome pull off Batman....

Brush up on early nineties rap classics though. Peach loves to dance - she’s got soul...

Very steamy, great at ball games, has superb co-ordination and really knows how to handle balls. Continue the smooching x

Peach x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Chill as this all came about from your profile renovation..... I think you post that as your profile update

Do eeet!

I concur ... Do eeet !

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"These two are something special. I got the pleasure of seeing this gorgeous twosome pull off Batman....

Brush up on early nineties rap classics though. Peach loves to dance - she’s got soul...

Very steamy, great at ball games, has superb co-ordination and really knows how to handle balls. Continue the smooching x

Peach x"

Definitely can vouch for the dancing part

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Thanks for a great evening and apologies to whoever complained about the noise.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Chill as this all came about from your profile renovation..... I think you post that as your profile update

Do eeet!

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"These two are something special. I got the pleasure of seeing this gorgeous twosome pull off Batman....

Brush up on early nineties rap classics though. Peach loves to dance - she’s got soul...

Very steamy, great at ball games, has superb co-ordination and really knows how to handle balls. Continue the smooching x

Peach x

Definitely can vouch for the dancing part

We'll be doing it again very soon Chill

Peach x

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"These two are something special. I got the pleasure of seeing this gorgeous twosome pull off Batman....

Brush up on early nineties rap classics though. Peach loves to dance - she’s got soul...

Very steamy, great at ball games, has superb co-ordination and really knows how to handle balls. Continue the smooching x

Peach x

Definitely can vouch for the dancing part

We'll be doing it again very soon Chill

Peach x"

Yes we will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely my kind of woman. Beautiful, smart, funny, fiery, kinky, kind, such a sweetheart and just the right amount of crazy.

She likes talking about flowers and bees. The only way to stop her talking is to put her mouth to better use.

She's a little firecracker with the most beautiful green eyes that just suck you in, and a genuine heart of gold.

It was lovely reading them, I don't display them so never really read them. Made me smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Be still my beating heart, he’s certainly one not to be missed ladies!! . He deffo is a ladies man, an utterly delicious gent. We chatted for a bit and instantly I knew I wanted to get to know this man better. Smells amazing, twinkly eyes, gorgeous smile and oof... that accent. I'm sure he can French kiss too

He made me feel at ease immediately, we had really good fun together and he was everything and more than I expected. Real gentleman, respectful sexy and delicious. What a sexy ,funny man:

a fabulous mixture of wittiness, cheekiness and yumminess .

I looked him in the eyes that was my fatal error lol. J is intuitive, intense and truly multifaceted, his enthusiasm for all things kinky is very attractive...

I had a memorable night, he made me feel at ease and break one of my rules.

This man can combine sensual and kinky flawlessly. He’s wickedly filthy and knows exactly how to take control.

He definitely knows how to satisfy with his dominant ways. I literally was putty in his hands. Though the belt was left intact this time.

The perfect gentleman most of the time unless he's breaking the rules and after all rules are meant to be broken.

If you're lucky he'll take you to his shed - you could do worse. Ladies, snap this one up. I want more.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

They say a gentleman never tells, but I ain't a fucking gentleman.... Jaw dropping hot, she will eat you up and spit you out, sucks like a Dyson, God bless her she managed to get it all in I was well impressed.

Not one for the faint hearted. If some other fucker is reading this treat her with the utmost respect, I think I'm in love. If carlsberg did dirty fuckers, wow. (she told me to say that)

(I like funny guys who swear a lot apparently

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Better than a wank

(No need to add anything else

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

She could suck a pool ball through a straw.

Can take a really long hammering.

I left fully fucking drained but super happy.

Wicked head thanks.

It's difficult to satisfy her insatiable sex drive.

5 reasons why I tend not to display my verifications

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better than a wank

(No need to add anything else

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That’s definitely the best! Are you free tomorrow?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Fun intelligent dinner date, perfect! A lovely lady, a definite sexy twinkle in the eye, glamorous, great legs, curvaceous, sensuous and a definite sexual appetite for kinky play, she was soon blindfolded in her wonderful boudoir being teased with ice cubes and the taste of fresh strawberry served from her lovely pussy was exquisite. Delectable class in a champagne glass. I'll certainly drink to that

Thank you for travelling out to my posh alcatraz to see me. So having looked and looked and looked again at DC's phofos, it was just obvious that we needed to try and meet up I wanted to see what was underneath the shirts and lingerie!... the photos didnt lie, there was a voluptous body waiting to be explored underneath. Finally! After seeing her all over the forums for such a long time, I got to meet her at Libs. What a woman, what an evening.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Better than a wank

(No need to add anything else

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That’s definitely the best! Are you free tomorrow? "

Sure. It's Mondays I charge.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Better than a wank

(No need to add anything else

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That’s definitely the best! Are you free tomorrow?

Sure. It's Mondays I charge. "

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

This was one of the funniest experiences on Fab ever. Lexi and I lost our virginity together tonight.

And her dogs well they pounce on you like hell, I feared for the safety of my butthole, new bedding needed.

She’s so full of life, she oozes sexiness and sass but is also a truly lovely and generous person: ended up going home covered in her lipstick. she’s bloody brilloballs. The party wouldn’t have been the same without you there!! An absolute laugh a minute and someone we are proud to call our friend.

Enjoyed our time in the car park too, Can’t wait till she nicks my boxers again. Every time we meet its gets better and better! A full on crazy party person, she is genuinely a beautiful and incredibly sexy woman. Love the complete submissiveness she shows... oh and completely soaked the bed. Was watching this gorgeous lady on the stage, she knows how to ride a guy real good! Great ass and one of the best blowjobs ever: had me cumming down her throat in no time!

Very passionate, giving, beautiful face, gorgeous curves and one naughty girl, total porno, amazing visuals.

What an absoloutely amazing woman, such a zest for life but so down to earth and gorgeous, dressed to impress and looking good enough to eat. Alot of firsts!!!! Then went back for more over a coffee the next day!!! lnsatiable minx looking hot as fuck, wonderful lady: she's hilarious when on the hunt for "decent penis" .

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This was one of the funniest experiences on Fab ever. Lexi and I lost our virginity together tonight.

And her dogs well they pounce on you like hell, I feared for the safety of my butthole, new bedding needed.

Very passionate, giving, beautiful face, gorgeous curves and one naughty girl, total porno, amazing visuals.

That’s the Lexi I know. Pretty accurate !

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"This was one of the funniest experiences on Fab ever. Lexi and I lost our virginity together tonight.

And her dogs well they pounce on you like hell, I feared for the safety of my butthole, new bedding needed.

Very passionate, giving, beautiful face, gorgeous curves and one naughty girl, total porno, amazing visuals.

That’s the Lexi I know. Pretty accurate !

thanks babes.

I’m not too bad really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This was one of the funniest experiences on Fab ever. Lexi and I lost our virginity together tonight.

And her dogs well they pounce on you like hell, I feared for the safety of my butthole, new bedding needed.

Very passionate, giving, beautiful face, gorgeous curves and one naughty girl, total porno, amazing visuals.

That’s the Lexi I know. Pretty accurate !

thanks babes.

I’m not too bad really

The veris talk for themselves

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"This was one of the funniest experiences on Fab ever. Lexi and I lost our virginity together tonight.

And her dogs well they pounce on you like hell, I feared for the safety of my butthole, new bedding needed.

Very passionate, giving, beautiful face, gorgeous curves and one naughty girl, total porno, amazing visuals.

That’s the Lexi I know. Pretty accurate !

thanks babes.

I’m not too bad really

The veris talk for themselves "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are all very similar, Fun guy, easy to chat to and good craic. A couple have even said I'm good looking, the had to ask their guide dogs though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bump

Thanks young lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too confusing for me to do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too confusing for me to do it

I’ll do it for you:

If you touch him, I’ll scratch your eyes out.

Signed: Sally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine seem to be quite at odds with each other ...

Sexy, intelligent piece of filth. Total Pillow Princess who teased and pleased me for hours. Wetter than a cheese sandwich and tight as. Divine sex goddess - great at listening and so kind. Makes a terrific cup of coffee. Avoid this drama queen at all costs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This seems like too much thinking so early in the morning!

I've just displayed all of mine . Can someone do it for me. #lazy

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Cheeky on the outside and naughty on the inside - what a winning combination!

Sometimes you just get a good feeling about someone, and that was the case with Genie. Genie is attractive, smart and funny and very good at giving pleasure, something we did for hours. I write this a one shattered, broken man. I want her all to myself & I don’t say that often but I must share.

Although we had plenty of time set aside it flew by...I guess we’ll have to barricade ourselves in a hotel room for three days à la Charlie Sheen sans the show biz sherbet & escort locked in the wardrobe. That should be long enough......just.

She’s exactly what Fab is all about. Funny, articulate, knows what she wants... and pure filth. She has an infectious sense of humour and a warm and giving personality. 100 percent genuine ...and a great kisser.

Oh and an impressive toy collection too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine seem to be quite at odds with each other ...

Cheese sandwich! Yum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This seems like too much thinking so early in the morning!

I've just displayed all of mine . Can someone do it for me. #lazy"

I take a fee for that service!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you to Podrick for mine.

Funny intelligent classy, She’s a gorgeous woman who oozes sex appeal and has intelligence to match. Coffee.

What a wonderful, caring and absolutely drop dead gorgeous woman. Starbucks.

A more genuine, stunning and sexual women you will never observe the incorrect way in which to drink tequila. Coffee.

Intelligent with a naughty twinkle in her eyes and knows how to dress to turn heads. Costa.

I don't even like coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too confusing for me to do it

I’ll do it for you:

If you touch him, I’ll scratch your eyes out.

Signed: Sally."
naaa shes not like that at all

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Found it. Resurrected for whoever wants to have a go

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Found it. Resurrected for whoever wants to have a go

I may re submit mine

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Found it. Resurrected for whoever wants to have a go

I may re submit mine

You've had some saucy updates have you?

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Sexy guy, very well put together,has a very fuckable cock and certainly knows how to please.He’s a real gem! Chatty, friendly & good fun to have around.Met tonight, and we'll my ass is thoroughly used and abused.Intense and enjoyable. Loved you making me squirt thanks again.

He's lovely, friendly and pretty confident, reliable, respectful fun to be around and knows how to treat a lady. If you get chance to meet him dont say no as youll miss out on a real gem. Treat him with respect ladies and i can assure you you wont be disappointed. I cannot wait for next time. Thank you soo much xxxx

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By *arciocialWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"Lady" is not the first word that comes to mind when thinking of her. She is scary, she will growl at you and she will eat all your food!

She does laundry, swears like a trooper and if you are standing the other side of the room she can have your eye out! She scrubs up ok but looks sexy even when chasing a sausage!

If you can avoid slapping her in the chops for all the endless names she'll call you, then I'd say drop her the best message you've ever sent!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Real human ladyperson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lola Daisy is a very classy, beautiful lady. Sexy, intelligent and just genuinely lovely. She's a little firecracker!

Beautiful, engaging and welcoming, Lola is everything this scene is about. This lady is just brilliant. Treat her with respect. She deserves the best.

A truly beautiful soul, warm personality and a persona that justs want to make others feel good. Charming, witty, pretty and sweet, treat her with respect and you shall become enlightened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit shag couldn’t get it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is one amazingly talented gent! He is handsome, sweet, a refined nerd with a tongue that doesn’t stop giving...also super kind! Ladies, he is like a genie in a lamp and is more than happy to grant your wishes and desires!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"Found it. Resurrected for whoever wants to have a go

I may re submit mine

You've had some saucy updates have you?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Lola Daisy is a very classy, beautiful lady. Sexy, intelligent and just genuinely lovely. She's a little firecracker!

Beautiful, engaging and welcoming, Lola is everything this scene is about. This lady is just brilliant. Treat her with respect. She deserves the best.

A truly beautiful soul, warm personality and a persona that justs want to make others feel good. Charming, witty, pretty and sweet, treat her with respect and you shall become enlightened."

Sold!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Swing is everything you think, though she'll deny it. She's sweet, pretty, caring and thoughtful of others to a fault with a smile that lights her eyes. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A bit of shameless self Promotion:

He's cute. He's handsome. He has a body that only the Gods could have blessed him with.... Treat him with your flesh ladies and he will repay you tenfold and leave your vaginas crying for more...

Citizen Sin must be a celestial being, because he took me to heaven and I'm not sure I've come back to Earth. Eyes locked, bodies entwined, sweat mingling, he treated me to a night of pure passion, ecstasy and intense orgasms. This man has left his mark on me, in more ways than one.

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