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By *himan OP   Man
over a year ago

chichester

how can you tell them apart??

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran


"how can you tell them apart??"

They are the ones who dont turn up

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By *ellhatterMan
over a year ago

slough

u can't .

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Tell them apart from what ?

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"how can you tell them apart??

They are the ones who dont turn up "

and the survey says..... lol

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Check for the tattoo under their hair...

They are clearly marked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One timewaster from another...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One timewaster from another...??"

Ooooohhh... so you can have varying species of timewasters?

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By *himan OP   Man
over a year ago

chichester

oh harsh im many thing but a timewater isnt one of them!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"oh harsh im many thing but a timewater isnt one of them!!"

I can hear tumbling ......

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"how can you tell them apart??"
i dont know they are a species that are seldom seen to me

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I've got the information the Op is searching for...

The Male timewasters have winkles...

The Female timewasters have foo foo's...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Do they ask if they can put their winkles in the foo foos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not getting offf their arses to come and immeditely shag me...especially after ive just complimented them having a hot fuckable cunt!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats why i log onto this site..to waste time!the days can be sooo long you know...was that an americanism there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time wasters

seldom seen

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Time wasters

seldom seen "

but often heard? (in type of course)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive done nothing but waste time this weekend in wales brought nothing exciting

it was a waste of time but back in bham now mailbox shoes mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have invented a patented 'time waster detection kit' ... it works 60% of the time every time ... satisfaction guaranteed.

Yours for a quite reasonable £59.99 ... mail me for details.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One timewaster from another...??

Ooooohhh... so you can have varying species of timewasters? "

Shhhhhh....

*whispers*

And as we peer cautiously through the foliage we observe the lesser spotted timewaster... A curious beast with pale fur and the occasional frockling on the underbelly... We know it has its den Somewhere and that its natural habitat is slinking in and out of the forums and fauna...

We know it has a prolific sexual appetite and a mate... But... If you are good, and really really lucky... It'll see you next Tuesday...;-)

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"One timewaster from another...??

Ooooohhh... so you can have varying species of timewasters?

Shhhhhh....

*whispers*

And as we peer cautiously through the foliage we observe the lesser spotted timewaster... A curious beast with pale fur and the occasional frockling on the underbelly... We know it has its den Somewhere and that its natural habitat is slinking in and out of the forums and fauna...

We know it has a prolific sexual appetite and a mate... But... If you are good, and really really lucky... It'll see you next Tuesday...;-)"

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By *ellhatterMan
over a year ago

slough

any genuine timewasters ?? lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how can you tell them apart??"

Dunno, one timewaster looks just like another timewaster to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do they ask if they can put their winkles in the foo foos? "

Yes, but they actually do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooops....*never* do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" But... If you are good, and really really lucky... It'll see you next Tuesday...;-)

"

You too...

My case rests M'lud...

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