FabSwingers.com forum: Question

By *lovebustyladies OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Ladies do you think you have an arse just wanting to be slapped when your at work or out shopping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your hands to yourself mister

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies do you think you have an arse just wanting to be slapped when your at work or out shopping? "

I shall reverse that back at you, do you think you have a nose just waiting to be broken?

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

If someone touched me while out, I cannot be held responsible for my actions.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Absolutely not. In a vanilla context, my body is just doing what it needs to do to get things done.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Ladies do you think you have an arse just wanting to be slapped when your at work or out shopping?

I shall reverse that back at you, do you think you have a nose just waiting to be broken?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

No, but if I see anyone bending over I have an overwhelming urge to kick them up the arse

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Ladies do you think you have an arse just wanting to be slapped when your at work or out shopping?

I shall reverse that back at you, do you think you have a nose just waiting to be broken?

Hahahaha!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

[Removed by poster at 31/08/19 10:49:17]

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By *rsTrellisWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Ladies do you think you have an arse just wanting to be slapped when your at work or out shopping? "

Two words...

Sexual

Harassment

And one more...

Fuckwit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if you want a swift kick in the nuts in return.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Ladies do you think you have an arse just wanting to be slapped when your at work or out shopping?

Two words...

Sexual

Harassment

And one more...

Fuckwit "

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

I think everyone above has covered what my response would be

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Ladies do you think you have an arse just wanting to be slapped when your at work or out shopping? "

Only if you want a slap back and told to keep your fucking hands to yourself

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

No wonder us poor guys get a bad name. I have no wish to be tarred with his brush!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Hate to break it to you mate, but Sid James would be in prison if he was carrying on today

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Hate to break it to you mate, but Sid James would be in prison if he was carrying on today

I honestly don’t know how some blokes manage to confuse real life with a Carry On film

Carry On all you sane men

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Ladies do you think you have an arse just wanting to be slapped when your at work or out shopping?

I shall reverse that back at you, do you think you have a nose just waiting to be broken?

I retort back to you Aunty P.....I love it when the kinky Shit starts....now rouge (yes as in red) me up bitch....

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I would have no qualms in turning around and slapping you very hard across the face before kicking you in the nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies do you think you have an arse just wanting to be slapped when your at work or out shopping?

I shall reverse that back at you, do you think you have a nose just waiting to be broken?

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone touched me while out, I cannot be held responsible for my actions. "

Yep a nicely placed knee in the jewels, contact sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies do you think you have an arse just wanting to be slapped when your at work or out shopping?

I shall reverse that back at you, do you think you have a nose just waiting to be broken?

I retort back to you Aunty P.....I love it when the kinky Shit starts....now rouge (yes as in red) me up bitch....

No problemo mon amigo, best off meeting at the blood bank tho as no point in wasting a few decent pints of claret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you just on the wind up today? Seriously??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While as ridiculous as it sounds, the OP may have fed into some of the hotwife fantasies many fabbers promote.

There are women(without the need of a partner/man),who actually like this,some even with strangers they barely know.

Anyway back to my benny hill playlist.

de-de-de-diiiidy-diddy-wee-hoo

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Ladies do you think you have an arse just wanting to be slapped when your at work or out shopping?

I shall reverse that back at you, do you think you have a nose just waiting to be broken?

hahah

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If someone touched me while out, I cannot be held responsible for my actions. "
and rightly so

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ladies do you think you have an arse just wanting to be slapped when your at work or out shopping?

I shall reverse that back at you, do you think you have a nose just waiting to be broken?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Ladies do you think you have an arse just wanting to be slapped when your at work or out shopping? "
Are you Blueballs in disguise??

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Ladies do you think you have an arse just wanting to be slapped when your at work or out shopping? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrong on so many levels. Is that not sexual assault?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Wrong on so many levels. Is that not sexual assault?"

Yep

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I retort back to you Aunty P.....I love it when the kinky Shit starts....now rouge (yes as in red) me up bitch....

No problemo mon amigo, best off meeting at the blood bank tho as no point in wasting a few decent pints of claret

Hell Yeah......and we will get tea and biscuits afterwards.....winner all around....

Thanks P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it dude

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Wrong on so many levels. Is that not sexual assault?"

I suspect our OP will say.....only of he was to get caught....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in Tesco the other day and some lady started shouting someone had touched her.

Next thing every member of staff was around her etc.

And I stood and watched two guys and a girl push the full shopping carts out the door.

So I said to one member of staff. And I was told they would help me with the problem as soon as they sorted out the lady.

A few minutes later the lady started to walk away from everyone.

Saying that it's a mistake it's a mistake.

Mean while a trolley pusher staff member called the boss about 3 people bagging shopping in the car park.

Let's just say the police was called.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slap my arse and I'll break your fingers. Regardless of where we are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slap my arse and I'll break your fingers. Regardless of where we are. "

Manchester.

I’ll take my chances...

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Slap my arse and I'll break your fingers. Regardless of where we are.

Manchester.

I’ll take my chances..."

But then you won’t be able to fingerblast proper like.

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Much rather stroke a beautiful arse! I'm into pleasure not pain!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slap my arse and I'll break your fingers. Regardless of where we are.

Manchester.

I’ll take my chances...

But then you won’t be able to fingerblast proper like.

I know for a fact that broken fingers are still effective in a vagina.

In fact, the swelling and bruising just adds to the experience for the recipient

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies do you think you have an arse just wanting to be slapped when your at work or out shopping? "

I feel like i'm defending something I shouldnt be here;but where has the OP said he does this,or wishes to? He has targeted a group and he is thinking swinging women i hope and not just anyone random,to ask a question(as pointed out,there are a few types of fab types who enjoy such spankapades).

So the OP has not said he randomly spanks the arses of women at work or in shopping centers,he asked if there are women who enjoy the thought,even if they dont practice it.

have I misread something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slap my arse and I'll break your fingers. Regardless of where we are.

Manchester.

I’ll take my chances...

But then you won’t be able to fingerblast proper like.

I know for a fact that broken fingers are still effective in a vagina.

In fact, the swelling and bruising just adds to the experience for the recipient

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once the splint hits the gspot its boooom

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Ladies do you think you have an arse just wanting to be slapped when your at work or out shopping? "

only if you want to unleash the beast

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm highly sexual. Very sexual.

In context.

Out of context, no, I don't think of myself sexually and don't appreciate it when other people do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies do you think you have an arse just wanting to be slapped when your at work or out shopping?

only if you want to unleash the beast"

anyone with a devildoll's name deserves to be feared

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Slap my arse and I'll break your fingers. Regardless of where we are.

Manchester.

I’ll take my chances...

But then you won’t be able to fingerblast proper like.

I know for a fact that broken fingers are still effective in a vagina.

In fact, the swelling and bruising just adds to the experience for the recipient

Phew!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Ladies do you think you have an arse just wanting to be slapped when your at work or out shopping?

I shall reverse that back at you, do you think you have a nose just waiting to be broken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm highly sexual. Very sexual.

In context.

Out of context, no, I don't think of myself sexually and don't appreciate it when other people do. "

hypothetically:

you meet a man,an alpha type as it were..you meet a few times socially etc..some days he grabs your arse in public,or slaps it.You enjoy it,and look forward to it happening again.

this is how I thought the OP really was about.

not random grabs etc

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm highly sexual. Very sexual.

In context.

Out of context, no, I don't think of myself sexually and don't appreciate it when other people do.

hypothetically:

you meet a man,an alpha type as it were..you meet a few times socially etc..some days he grabs your arse in public,or slaps it.You enjoy it,and look forward to it happening again.

this is how I thought the OP really was about.

not random grabs etc"

I read it as "You're shopping for cornflakes, do you consider your arse spankable?" to which the answer is no, hands off.

Tbh I'd tell the alpha male to knock it off in public, too. I don't find that appropriate and if he can't deal with that then I won't see him again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies do you think you have an arse just wanting to be slapped when your at work or out shopping? "

Creepy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slap my arse and I'll break your fingers. Regardless of where we are.

Manchester.

I’ll take my chances..."

I can see I'm gonna have to stand back to the wall the whole time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slap mine if you want, like we're American athletes.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Slap my arse and I'll break your fingers. Regardless of where we are.

Manchester.

I’ll take my chances...

I can see I'm gonna have to stand back to the wall the whole time!! "

If this is the MLS... random arse slap at your peril. Girl code won't help an arse grabber here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slap mine if you want, like we're American athletes. "

You go gurl!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d punch someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slap mine if you want, like we're American athletes.

You go gurl!!! "

He can deep throat my clit after too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slap mine if you want, like we're American athletes.

You go gurl!!!

He can deep throat my clit after too"

Will it unexpectedly leak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slap mine if you want, like we're American athletes.

You go gurl!!!

He can deep throat my clit after too

Will it unexpectedly leak? "

Yes, when it does I'll slap his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slap mine if you want, like we're American athletes.

You go gurl!!!

He can deep throat my clit after too

Will it unexpectedly leak?

Yes, when it does I'll slap his face"

Kinky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slap mine if you want, like we're American athletes.

You go gurl!!!

He can deep throat my clit after too

Will it unexpectedly leak?

Yes, when it does I'll slap his face

Kinky. "

He loves it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm highly sexual. Very sexual.

In context.

Out of context, no, I don't think of myself sexually and don't appreciate it when other people do.

hypothetically:

you meet a man,an alpha type as it were..you meet a few times socially etc..some days he grabs your arse in public,or slaps it.You enjoy it,and look forward to it happening again.

this is how I thought the OP really was about.

not random grabs etc

I read it as "You're shopping for cornflakes, do you consider your arse spankable?" to which the answer is no, hands off.

Tbh I'd tell the alpha male to knock it off in public, too. I don't find that appropriate and if he can't deal with that then I won't see him again. "

its fair enough to read it like that,but it's as easy to misrepresent as saying "I like children".

I'm hoping the OP meant women who might like the idea or do this behavior in reality,not just anyone(even if they are on fab).

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