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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets

People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world

All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets

People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world

All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx

"

Lol most random thing i've ever read.

x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

yET ANOTHER THREAD that NEEDS to be closed...swingmates...i am very suprised at you, ban marmite my arse.....ya cheeky bugger lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yET ANOTHER THREAD that NEEDS to be closed...swingmates...i am very suprised at you, ban marmite my arse.....ya cheeky bugger lol"

Viva la revolution it is coming beware xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"yET ANOTHER THREAD that NEEDS to be closed...swingmates...i am very suprised at you, ban marmite my arse.....ya cheeky bugger lol

Viva la revolution it is coming beware xx

"
is it buggery

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yET ANOTHER THREAD that NEEDS to be closed...swingmates...i am very suprised at you, ban marmite my arse.....ya cheeky bugger lol

Viva la revolution it is coming beware xx

is it buggery"

Nowt wrong with buggery but marmite sucks yuk xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"yET ANOTHER THREAD that NEEDS to be closed...swingmates...i am very suprised at you, ban marmite my arse.....ya cheeky bugger lol

Viva la revolution it is coming beware xx

is it buggery

Nowt wrong with buggery but marmite sucks yuk xx "
surely you are not going to marginalise us marmite lovers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone tasted Marmite Bread Sticks ?

Ewwwww FFS they have to be the most vile thing I've ever tasted. Marmite crisps are nice, so we thought the breadsticks would taste the same .... wrong !

I've never tasted shit, but I'd imagine Marmite Bread Sticks are the closest anyone could ever get without trying the real thing.

The ban gets my vote 100%

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No of course not i would set up help groups and pour millions of government money into strategies to wean you lot off something you enjoy

(A bit like smoking lolxx) xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Has anyone tasted Marmite Bread Sticks ?

Ewwwww FFS they have to be the most vile thing I've ever tasted. Marmite crisps are nice, so we thought the breadsticks would taste the same .... wrong !

I've never tasted shit, but I'd imagine Marmite Bread Sticks are the closest anyone could ever get without trying the real thing.

The ban gets my vote 100%"
make up ya mind, the crisps are nice but breadsticks aint???? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

................................toast anyone?........with marmite of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets

People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world

All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx

"

here here, its tar in a tin. bloody awful stuff

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets

People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world

All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx

"

oiiiiiiii

you can go off people you know!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets

People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world

All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx

oiiiiiiii

you can go off people you know!!"

YOU LIKE IT BABE? oh god xx

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

i adore the stuff ...no idea how i can have such a severe problem with my b12 levels when i eat as much as i do lol

yummmmm

i'll offer refuge to any unwanted marmite ..it'll be loved and cherished in my house, til i eat it that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like bi men I guess, you either love 'em or hate 'em

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i adore the stuff ...no idea how i can have such a severe problem with my b12 levels when i eat as much as i do lol

yummmmm

i'll offer refuge to any unwanted marmite ..it'll be loved and cherished in my house, til i eat it that is "

Talk to the doc im sure there are programs to wean you off gradually lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i adore the stuff ...no idea how i can have such a severe problem with my b12 levels when i eat as much as i do lol

yummmmm

i'll offer refuge to any unwanted marmite ..it'll be loved and cherished in my house, til i eat it that is

Talk to the doc im sure there are programs to wean you off gradually lol xx "

if you take it a tiny little bit at a time you can gradually get used to it and the taste... you can be weaned onto it

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"i adore the stuff ...no idea how i can have such a severe problem with my b12 levels when i eat as much as i do lol

yummmmm

i'll offer refuge to any unwanted marmite ..it'll be loved and cherished in my house, til i eat it that is

Talk to the doc im sure there are programs to wean you off gradually lol xx "

lol i need more not less !!

and Mally... a bi man carrying marmite ...perfect !

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i adore the stuff ...no idea how i can have such a severe problem with my b12 levels when i eat as much as i do lol

yummmmm

i'll offer refuge to any unwanted marmite ..it'll be loved and cherished in my house, til i eat it that is

Talk to the doc im sure there are programs to wean you off gradually lol xx

lol i need more not less !!

and Mally... a bi man carrying marmite ...perfect !

xx"

I'll come round with a jar

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"i adore the stuff ...no idea how i can have such a severe problem with my b12 levels when i eat as much as i do lol

yummmmm

i'll offer refuge to any unwanted marmite ..it'll be loved and cherished in my house, til i eat it that is

Talk to the doc im sure there are programs to wean you off gradually lol xx

lol i need more not less !!

and Mally... a bi man carrying marmite ...perfect !

xx

I'll come round with a jar "

just off to work but i'll be home later ..have the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i adore the stuff ...no idea how i can have such a severe problem with my b12 levels when i eat as much as i do lol

yummmmm

i'll offer refuge to any unwanted marmite ..it'll be loved and cherished in my house, til i eat it that is

Talk to the doc im sure there are programs to wean you off gradually lol xx

lol i need more not less !!

and Mally... a bi man carrying marmite ...perfect !

xx

I'll come round with a jar

just off to work but i'll be home later ..have the kettle on "

will do babe

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

can we have a marmite fuck fest instead of a petition to ban the sexy stuff?

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon

This must be stopped! Marmite is simply too advanced and refined for your primitive palates!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now that does sound like fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i adore the stuff ...no idea how i can have such a severe problem with my b12 levels when i eat as much as i do lol

yummmmm

i'll offer refuge to any unwanted marmite ..it'll be loved and cherished in my house, til i eat it that is

Talk to the doc im sure there are programs to wean you off gradually lol xx

if you take it a tiny little bit at a time you can gradually get used to it and the taste... you can be weaned onto it "

I would rather burn my eyes out with a hot poker xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This must be stopped! Marmite is simply too advanced and refined for your primitive palates!"

what makes you think we're primitive?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

oh i know

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon


"This must be stopped! Marmite is simply too advanced and refined for your primitive palates! what makes you think we're primitive?"
Not you obviously since you are clearly advanced and refined enough to own a jar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This must be stopped! Marmite is simply too advanced and refined for your primitive palates!

what makes you think we're primitive?

Not you obviously since you are clearly advanced and refined enough to own a jar."

I have many jars haha

even Vegimite too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Should be upgraded to class aaaa++++ and a life meaning life sentence for possesion and supply xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should be upgraded to class aaaa++++ and a life meaning life sentence for possesion and supply xxx "

hey, i never push the stuff, its there if they want it

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon


"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx "
What's so wrong with devil food anyway? The devil also likes steak, you know.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

ooooooooooh marmite kisses yummmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ooooooooooh marmite kisses yummmmmmmmmmm"

indeed

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Marmite use should be limited to Tiger bread only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its nice on ryvita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should be upgraded to class aaaa++++ and a life meaning life sentence for possesion and supply xxx

"

I possess it but would never supply it... it's too good to give away willy nilly

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon


"Should be upgraded to class aaaa++++ and a life meaning life sentence for possesion and supply xxx I possess it but would never supply it... it's too good to give away willy nilly "
Indeed, a guest in my house has to be very close to me, or at least female, to have some of mine

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

marmite on top of cheese on toast using fresh uncut bread mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *isterPepperMan
over a year ago

Central Swindon


"marmite on top of cheese on toast using fresh uncut bread mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Marmite on top of my finger's good enough for me.

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

there was a tv program on how it`s made

from all the waste from the brewing industry

loads of tankers collect it from all over the country then sell it to all the gullable as a food ewwww

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

long live marmite, long live marmite, shepherds pie wouldn't be the same without it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i L O V E marmite mmmm mmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets

People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world

All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx

"

You just made it onto my hit list matey...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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make up ya mind, the crisps are nice but breadsticks aint???? lol "

Loll I can se where you're coming from, makes me look a bit 2 faced ..

Ok Plan B:

Ban Marmite, and the breadsticks but leave the crisps alone cos they are tasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are mixed here, Perl loves it but I hate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets

People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world

All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx

"

How very dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite should be banned, even us down and outs agree, our brother tramp in the marmite advert was right to throw it back at the cruel twat that gave it to him to eat...YUK !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im with ye on this one, its vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban them that want it banned i say

ban the banners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"marmite on top of cheese on toast using fresh uncut bread mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

Ooooo not tried that one, that's supper sorted for tonight then - thank you lol xx xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmmmm love Marmite, it even comes in squeezy bottles now.....inspired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its lurveerrrrlllyyy

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Mmmmmmmmm love Marmite, it even comes in squeezy bottles now.....inspired "

And i thought you had taste woman!!!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Favourite Marmite recipes .......

Marmite Bloody Mary

45ml Ketel One vodka

10ml Lemon Juice

60ml Tomato juice

4 drops Tabasco

2 barspoons Worcestershire sauce

2 barspoons of Marmite Squeezy

Pinch salt and pepper

Method

Add all ingredients into a mixing glass with ice.

Stir really well, and strain into a 12oz Collins (no ice).

Garnish with lemon wedge, and celery stick.

Believe it or not there is even a recipe for a marmite dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmmmm heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Favourite Marmite recipes .......

Marmite Bloody Mary

45ml Ketel One vodka

10ml Lemon Juice

60ml Tomato juice

4 drops Tabasco

2 barspoons Worcestershire sauce

2 barspoons of Marmite Squeezy

Pinch salt and pepper

Method

Add all ingredients into a mixing glass with ice.

Stir really well, and strain into a 12oz Collins (no ice).

Garnish with lemon wedge, and celery stick.

Believe it or not there is even a recipe for a marmite dessert "

thanks for that dentist told me not to eat for two hours and that has really helped although if I read it again it may come up the other way ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwyy spewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As it says in the Bible:

"Upon the eigth day the Devil shat into a jar, and give it unto those with no taste, and bad hearing. 'Here my children' spoketh the Devil 'eat ma shite'. And lo did the bad of hearing name this demon faeces Marmite"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As it says in the Bible:

"Upon the eigth day the Devil shat into a jar, and give it unto those with no taste, and bad hearing. 'Here my children' spoketh the Devil 'eat ma shite'. And lo did the bad of hearing name this demon faeces Marmite""

Quoted for relevence! Thread is built on blasphemy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As it says in the Bible:

"Upon the eigth day the Devil shat into a jar, and give it unto those with no taste, and bad hearing. 'Here my children' spoketh the Devil 'eat ma shite'. And lo did the bad of hearing name this demon faeces Marmite""

Oooh i do like you you are in the know lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Im signing on both cos sometimes I love it and sometimes I hate it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im signing on both cos sometimes I love it and sometimes I hate it "

Oi there's only me allowed to sit on the fence everyone else has to have a definite opinion lol xx

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets

People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world

All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx

"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Im signing on both cos sometimes I love it and sometimes I hate it

Oi there's only me allowed to sit on the fence everyone else has to have a definite opinion lol xx "

I have tweezers for the splinters

Its true though I have a love hate relationship with marmite,if I don't fancy it the thought of it makes me feel sick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets

People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world

All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx

Yes"

you know ive always liked you lol xx

Now even more xx

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets

People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world

All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx

Yes

you know ive always liked you lol xx

Now even more xx "

'cos i'm gorgeous or cos i'm concise?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets

People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world

All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx

Yes

you know ive always liked you lol xx

Now even more xx

'cos i'm gorgeous or cos i'm concise?"

Na cause you hate that devil brew called Ma...te i cant even type the word now xx

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets

People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world

All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx

Yes

you know ive always liked you lol xx

Now even more xx

'cos i'm gorgeous or cos i'm concise?

Na cause you hate that devil brew called Ma...te i cant even type the word now xx "

Morning! Am going to get some later just to see if it really is as bad as I remember!! I'm shuddering already just thinking about it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This unholy devil food should be taken from the shelves and burned in the streets

People rise up at this insult to taste buds and ban it from the world

All talk of this abomination must cease and every trace and mention of it be removed from our history forever xx

Yes

you know ive always liked you lol xx

Now even more xx

'cos i'm gorgeous or cos i'm concise?

Na cause you hate that devil brew called Ma...te i cant even type the word now xx

Morning! Am going to get some later just to see if it really is as bad as I remember!! I'm shuddering already just thinking about it!"

Dont do it you will be one of the unclean forever xx

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