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Mongols invented Hamburgers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I never knew that.

Maybe not invented.. but laid the groundwork for the humble burger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a joke there somewhere but im staying away from it as some folks are a little sensitive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Theres a joke there somewhere but im staying away from it as some folks are a little sensitive "

Mate.. you've already said it was a joke. So shoot

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Theres a joke there somewhere but im staying away from it as some folks are a little sensitive "

Yeah go for it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Theres a joke there somewhere but im staying away from it as some folks are a little sensitive

Yeah go for it..."

Better be funny No pressure..

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Theres a joke there somewhere but im staying away from it as some folks are a little sensitive

Yeah go for it...

Better be funny No pressure.. "

I just want to know how low he goes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Theres a joke there somewhere but im staying away from it as some folks are a little sensitive

Yeah go for it...

Better be funny No pressure.. "

..... oooh.. hmm.. maybe not.. not if you're switching use of word Mongol. Even I may wince a bit then

Moving on swiftly..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres a joke there somewhere but im staying away from it as some folks are a little sensitive

Yeah go for it...

Better be funny No pressure..

I just want to know how low he goes "

If it's where I think it goes then he'll be punching through the bottom of the barrel

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Well I never knew that.

Maybe not invented.. but laid the groundwork for the humble burger."

So they didn't invent them then.....

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Theres a joke there somewhere but im staying away from it as some folks are a little sensitive

Yeah go for it...

Better be funny No pressure..

I just want to know how low he goes "

I bet he says KFC.......

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

They say they’ve invented an invisible aeroplane but I can’t see it taking off

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Theres a joke there somewhere but im staying away from it as some folks are a little sensitive

Yeah go for it...

Better be funny No pressure..

I just want to know how low he goes

If it's where I think it goes then he'll be punching through the bottom of the barrel "

Yep,to say folk are a little sensitive is probably not the best thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So the Mongolian Empire was always on the move. Men and women are slept and socialised on horseback.

They'd pack raw lamb in their saddle bags. The constant pummeling from continued travel turned the lamb steak into patties. The Mongols used to eat these raw, on forced long distance marches.

When they invaded Moscow. They passed on this 'meal' to the local Russians. Who added their own ingredients and named it "Steak Tartar" Named after the Tartar's, European name for the Mongolian invaders.

This in turn spread to Hamburg, Germany.. where some bright spark decided to fry it. Giving us the Fruchatella.. Or modern day hamburger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I never knew that.

Maybe not invented.. but laid the groundwork for the humble burger.

So they didn't invent them then..... "

It's all about a catchy.. click bait thread title

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Well I never knew that.

Maybe not invented.. but laid the groundwork for the humble burger.

So they didn't invent them then.....

It's all about a catchy.. click bait thread title "

I'll put you down as a future baiter....

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

So who added the bread roll?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I never knew that.

Maybe not invented.. but laid the groundwork for the humble burger.

So they didn't invent them then.....

It's all about a catchy.. click bait thread title

I'll put you down as a future baiter.... "

Master Baiter will do fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So who added the bread roll?"

Ze Germans I believe..

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Well I never knew that.

Maybe not invented.. but laid the groundwork for the humble burger.

So they didn't invent them then.....

It's all about a catchy.. click bait thread title

I'll put you down as a future baiter....

Master Baiter will do fine "

Noted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shish kebabs so mince wrapped around a stick then cooked over fire with flat bread. Yep you’re right OP, a tastier version of the burger...

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I thought Kim Jong-Un invented hamburgers? That's what he spouts on state media anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought Kim Jong-Un invented hamburgers? That's what he spouts on state media anyway... "

And I believe him. Thread deleted...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shish kebabs so mince wrapped around a stick then cooked over fire with flat bread. Yep you’re right OP, a tastier version of the burger..."

That sounds much tastier than a burger.. read upwards.. Mongols are the lamb patties raw! They were a hardy bunch. In lean times or out on march.. they'd eat raw intestines.. unwashed! Just rolled up to squeeze the residue material out! Any animal was fair game.

Part of the reason they were so hardy.. Life on the Anarchic Steppe bred tough people.. the likes of which are no longer seen in this world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shish kebabs so mince wrapped around a stick then cooked over fire with flat bread. Yep you’re right OP, a tastier version of the burger...

That sounds much tastier than a burger.. read upwards.. Mongols are the lamb patties raw! They were a hardy bunch. In lean times or out on march.. they'd eat raw intestines.. unwashed! Just rolled up to squeeze the residue material out! Any animal was fair game.

Part of the reason they were so hardy.. Life on the Anarchic Steppe bred tough people.. the likes of which are no longer seen in this world. "

Yeah but I reckon they were sneakier than that. Your idea was their hard man image but in reality a quick poke in the fire for delicious hot kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shish kebabs so mince wrapped around a stick then cooked over fire with flat bread. Yep you’re right OP, a tastier version of the burger...

That sounds much tastier than a burger.. read upwards.. Mongols are the lamb patties raw! They were a hardy bunch. In lean times or out on march.. they'd eat raw intestines.. unwashed! Just rolled up to squeeze the residue material out! Any animal was fair game.

Part of the reason they were so hardy.. Life on the Anarchic Steppe bred tough people.. the likes of which are no longer seen in this world. "

Should be a Lamburger not a hamburger! It's so misleading!

Try explaining what Peppa pig has at a bbq to a 6 year old, then getting into beefburger/ hamburger discussion!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shish kebabs so mince wrapped around a stick then cooked over fire with flat bread. Yep you’re right OP, a tastier version of the burger...

That sounds much tastier than a burger.. read upwards.. Mongols are the lamb patties raw! They were a hardy bunch. In lean times or out on march.. they'd eat raw intestines.. unwashed! Just rolled up to squeeze the residue material out! Any animal was fair game.

Part of the reason they were so hardy.. Life on the Anarchic Steppe bred tough people.. the likes of which are no longer seen in this world.

Yeah but I reckon they were sneakier than that. Your idea was their hard man image but in reality a quick poke in the fire for delicious hot kebab"

You can't set up a bbq whilst riding a horse.. I'm sure they tucked into a good hot shish kebab whenever they got the opportunity.

If they were in a rush...? Raw Lamb patties.. At the most lean or desperate times? Mares milk mixed with horse blood, siphoned straight from their mounts neck. Sealed and back on the saddle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shish kebabs so mince wrapped around a stick then cooked over fire with flat bread. Yep you’re right OP, a tastier version of the burger...

That sounds much tastier than a burger.. read upwards.. Mongols are the lamb patties raw! They were a hardy bunch. In lean times or out on march.. they'd eat raw intestines.. unwashed! Just rolled up to squeeze the residue material out! Any animal was fair game.

Part of the reason they were so hardy.. Life on the Anarchic Steppe bred tough people.. the likes of which are no longer seen in this world.

Should be a Lamburger not a hamburger! It's so misleading!

Try explaining what Peppa pig has at a bbq to a 6 year old, then getting into beefburger/ hamburger discussion!!"

I've got boys.. weve had that conversation

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