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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Alls i could feel really is the jewel on the outside maybe my arse is to big haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

Bigger is always better.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch"

Not lost it up there you doughnut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch

Not lost it up there you doughnut!"

Ohhhhh ok. Can I help you choose a new on then?

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch

Not lost it up there you doughnut!

Ohhhhh ok. Can I help you choose a new on then?"

Yes, yes you may!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

Yeah B&Q sell metal poles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch

Not lost it up there you doughnut!

Ohhhhh ok. Can I help you choose a new on then?

Yes, yes you may!"

Where do they sell them? We could go along together.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch

Not lost it up there you doughnut!

Ohhhhh ok. Can I help you choose a new on then?

Yes, yes you may!

Where do they sell them? We could go along together."

I got mine from Love Honey, student discount, and now get discount for on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch

Not lost it up there you doughnut!

Ohhhhh ok. Can I help you choose a new on then?

Yes, yes you may!

Where do they sell them? We could go along together.

I got mine from Love Honey, student discount, and now get discount for on here!"

And where's their store? Anywhere near asda?

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch

Not lost it up there you doughnut!

Ohhhhh ok. Can I help you choose a new on then?

Yes, yes you may!

Where do they sell them? We could go along together.

I got mine from Love Honey, student discount, and now get discount for on here!

And where's their store? Anywhere near asda?"

No, down that alley over yonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch

Not lost it up there you doughnut!

Ohhhhh ok. Can I help you choose a new on then?

Yes, yes you may!

Where do they sell them? We could go along together.

I got mine from Love Honey, student discount, and now get discount for on here!

And where's their store? Anywhere near asda?

No, down that alley over yonder"

Pun intended?

We'll get some other toys while we're there shall we?

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch

Not lost it up there you doughnut!

Ohhhhh ok. Can I help you choose a new on then?

Yes, yes you may!

Where do they sell them? We could go along together.

I got mine from Love Honey, student discount, and now get discount for on here!

And where's their store? Anywhere near asda?

No, down that alley over yonder

Pun intended?

We'll get some other toys while we're there shall we?

Cheeky! What else shall we add to the collection?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch

Not lost it up there you doughnut!

Ohhhhh ok. Can I help you choose a new on then?

Yes, yes you may!

Where do they sell them? We could go along together.

I got mine from Love Honey, student discount, and now get discount for on here!

And where's their store? Anywhere near asda?

No, down that alley over yonder

Pun intended?

We'll get some other toys while we're there shall we?

Cheeky! What else shall we add to the collection?"

Well we need to have a good look through everything and see what we don't have yet. And maybe get a bigger you box too.

Can we try stuff out in the store?

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Can you feel it if you put a vibrator on the diamond?

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch

Not lost it up there you doughnut!

Ohhhhh ok. Can I help you choose a new on then?

Yes, yes you may!

Where do they sell them? We could go along together.

I got mine from Love Honey, student discount, and now get discount for on here!

And where's their store? Anywhere near asda?

No, down that alley over yonder

Pun intended?

We'll get some other toys while we're there shall we?

Cheeky! What else shall we add to the collection?

Well we need to have a good look through everything and see what we don't have yet. And maybe get a bigger you box too.

Can we try stuff out in the store?"

Might need a whole new room for the collection!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch

Not lost it up there you doughnut!

Ohhhhh ok. Can I help you choose a new on then?

Yes, yes you may!

Where do they sell them? We could go along together.

I got mine from Love Honey, student discount, and now get discount for on here!

And where's their store? Anywhere near asda?

No, down that alley over yonder

Pun intended?

We'll get some other toys while we're there shall we?

Cheeky! What else shall we add to the collection?

Well we need to have a good look through everything and see what we don't have yet. And maybe get a bigger you box too.

Can we try stuff out in the store?

Might need a whole new room for the collection!"

I'll get my tool box then. Should I put up shelves for them all?

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch

Not lost it up there you doughnut!

Ohhhhh ok. Can I help you choose a new on then?

Yes, yes you may!

Where do they sell them? We could go along together.

I got mine from Love Honey, student discount, and now get discount for on here!

And where's their store? Anywhere near asda?

No, down that alley over yonder

Pun intended?

We'll get some other toys while we're there shall we?

Cheeky! What else shall we add to the collection?

Well we need to have a good look through everything and see what we don't have yet. And maybe get a bigger you box too.

Can we try stuff out in the store?

Might need a whole new room for the collection!

I'll get my tool box then. Should I put up shelves for them all?"

Yes please, but for the love of god, please use a spirit level this time, I don’t want a repeat of last time. Ringing 999 after a 12 inch dildo knocking you out after falling off one of those shelves was highly embarrassing when having to explain what happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try the ones you can inflate to reach all the books and crannies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try the ones you can inflate to reach all the books and crannies

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nooks not books lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you feel it if you put a vibrator on the diamond?"

Mmm there’s an idea a suppose ile try that haha thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch

Not lost it up there you doughnut!

Ohhhhh ok. Can I help you choose a new on then?

Yes, yes you may!

Where do they sell them? We could go along together.

I got mine from Love Honey, student discount, and now get discount for on here!

And where's their store? Anywhere near asda?

No, down that alley over yonder

Pun intended?

We'll get some other toys while we're there shall we?

Cheeky! What else shall we add to the collection?

Well we need to have a good look through everything and see what we don't have yet. And maybe get a bigger you box too.

Can we try stuff out in the store?

Might need a whole new room for the collection!

I'll get my tool box then. Should I put up shelves for them all?

Well you put it up there!! I've got a laser level now!!

Should be put the bigger toys on the lower shelf just in case?

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch

Not lost it up there you doughnut!

Ohhhhh ok. Can I help you choose a new on then?

Yes, yes you may!

Where do they sell them? We could go along together.

I got mine from Love Honey, student discount, and now get discount for on here!

And where's their store? Anywhere near asda?

No, down that alley over yonder

Pun intended?

We'll get some other toys while we're there shall we?

Cheeky! What else shall we add to the collection?

Well we need to have a good look through everything and see what we don't have yet. And maybe get a bigger you box too.

Can we try stuff out in the store?

Might need a whole new room for the collection!

I'll get my tool box then. Should I put up shelves for them all?

Well you put it up there!! I've got a laser level now!!

Should be put the bigger toys on the lower shelf just in case?

Laser? Posh git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch

Not lost it up there you doughnut!

Ohhhhh ok. Can I help you choose a new on then?

Yes, yes you may!

Where do they sell them? We could go along together.

I got mine from Love Honey, student discount, and now get discount for on here!

And where's their store? Anywhere near asda?

No, down that alley over yonder

Pun intended?

We'll get some other toys while we're there shall we?

Cheeky! What else shall we add to the collection?

Well we need to have a good look through everything and see what we don't have yet. And maybe get a bigger you box too.

Can we try stuff out in the store?

Might need a whole new room for the collection!

I'll get my tool box then. Should I put up shelves for them all?

Well you put it up there!! I've got a laser level now!!

Should be put the bigger toys on the lower shelf just in case?

Laser? Posh git"

I bought it when you bought those fancy shoes...fairs fair.

At least the level is useful and I can use it many times, unlike your shoes that you've only worn once!

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Buy a set of three and work your way up to the biggest... if it still feels too small, wear it on a night out without knickers and see how you feel then! Lol

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch

Not lost it up there you doughnut!

Ohhhhh ok. Can I help you choose a new on then?

Yes, yes you may!

Where do they sell them? We could go along together.

I got mine from Love Honey, student discount, and now get discount for on here!

And where's their store? Anywhere near asda?

No, down that alley over yonder

Pun intended?

We'll get some other toys while we're there shall we?

Cheeky! What else shall we add to the collection?

Well we need to have a good look through everything and see what we don't have yet. And maybe get a bigger you box too.

Can we try stuff out in the store?

Might need a whole new room for the collection!

I'll get my tool box then. Should I put up shelves for them all?

Well you put it up there!! I've got a laser level now!!

Should be put the bigger toys on the lower shelf just in case?

Laser? Posh git

I bought it when you bought those fancy shoes...fairs fair.

At least the level is useful and I can use it many times, unlike your shoes that you've only worn once!"

You should take me out more then! Besides, they’re an investment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch

Not lost it up there you doughnut!

Ohhhhh ok. Can I help you choose a new on then?

Yes, yes you may!

Where do they sell them? We could go along together.

I got mine from Love Honey, student discount, and now get discount for on here!

And where's their store? Anywhere near asda?

No, down that alley over yonder

Pun intended?

We'll get some other toys while we're there shall we?

Cheeky! What else shall we add to the collection?

Well we need to have a good look through everything and see what we don't have yet. And maybe get a bigger you box too.

Can we try stuff out in the store?

Might need a whole new room for the collection!

I'll get my tool box then. Should I put up shelves for them all?

Well you put it up there!! I've got a laser level now!!

Should be put the bigger toys on the lower shelf just in case?

Laser? Posh git

I bought it when you bought those fancy shoes...fairs fair.

At least the level is useful and I can use it many times, unlike your shoes that you've only worn once!

You should take me out more then! Besides, they’re an investment"

I took you to the builders yard!!

Shoes are an investment!??? How so?

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch

Not lost it up there you doughnut!

Ohhhhh ok. Can I help you choose a new on then?

Yes, yes you may!

Where do they sell them? We could go along together.

I got mine from Love Honey, student discount, and now get discount for on here!

And where's their store? Anywhere near asda?

No, down that alley over yonder

Pun intended?

We'll get some other toys while we're there shall we?

Cheeky! What else shall we add to the collection?

Well we need to have a good look through everything and see what we don't have yet. And maybe get a bigger you box too.

Can we try stuff out in the store?

Might need a whole new room for the collection!

I'll get my tool box then. Should I put up shelves for them all?

Well you put it up there!! I've got a laser level now!!

Should be put the bigger toys on the lower shelf just in case?

Laser? Posh git

I bought it when you bought those fancy shoes...fairs fair.

At least the level is useful and I can use it many times, unlike your shoes that you've only worn once!

You should take me out more then! Besides, they’re an investment

I took you to the builders yard!!

Shoes are an investment!??? How so?"

My favourites hold their value.

I want to be wined and dined, and more wined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So...

Today i purchased my first metal butt plug you know the ones with the pretty diamond on

First of all i made a joke out of it put it in my mums hand asked could she help me with it haha(priceless)

serious note... as much as i got very turned on when actually inserting it i didn’t really feel anything should i go bigger..

anyone else had this happen?

I love mine and can feel it. I have however lost it and miss it

Could I help you look for it? I have a powerful torch

Not lost it up there you doughnut!

Ohhhhh ok. Can I help you choose a new on then?

Yes, yes you may!

Where do they sell them? We could go along together.

I got mine from Love Honey, student discount, and now get discount for on here!

And where's their store? Anywhere near asda?

No, down that alley over yonder

Pun intended?

We'll get some other toys while we're there shall we?

Cheeky! What else shall we add to the collection?

Well we need to have a good look through everything and see what we don't have yet. And maybe get a bigger you box too.

Can we try stuff out in the store?

Might need a whole new room for the collection!

I'll get my tool box then. Should I put up shelves for them all?

Well you put it up there!! I've got a laser level now!!

Should be put the bigger toys on the lower shelf just in case?

Laser? Posh git

I bought it when you bought those fancy shoes...fairs fair.

At least the level is useful and I can use it many times, unlike your shoes that you've only worn once!

You should take me out more then! Besides, they’re an investment

I took you to the builders yard!!

Shoes are an investment!??? How so?

My favourites hold their value.

I want to be wined and dined, and more wined"

Of course my sweet. For you, nothing is too much. We shall both enjoy a wonderful meal. Any preferences?

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

"Can you feel it if you put a vibrator on the diamond?

Mmm there’s an idea a suppose ile try that haha thanks

Full of bright ideas me. Happy to help.

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By *exy couple2291Couple
over a year ago

bedford

Have lots of anal toys and both love playing with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one which I rather enjoy from time to time, it has cock and ball rings attached. I was always curious about them but it took me to meet someone from Fab before I finally tried one.

Most straight men I see chat about them on here say they wouldn't dream of using one, I'm straight and I say your missing out gents

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