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"I've heard of this several times. I'd rather not try it, I'd feel dirty" You, dirty, never  | |||
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....sorry bad taste....
...that's what I told her as I upped and left....
Fuck you cheese string was the last thing I heard as I shut the door....     | |||
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"I've heard of this several times. I'd rather not try it, I'd feel dirty You, dirty, never "What are you trying to say spoon? | |||
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"I've heard of this several times. I'd rather not try it, I'd feel dirty You, dirty, never
What are you trying to say spoon?"Well spoony Mcspoonbum I can't that would be telling... | |||
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"I've heard of this several times. I'd rather not try it, I'd feel dirty You, dirty, never
What are you trying to say spoon?
Well spoony Mcspoonbum I can't that would be telling... "Naughty spoon! | |||
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"I've heard of this several times. I'd rather not try it, I'd feel dirty You, dirty, never
What are you trying to say spoon?
Well spoony Mcspoonbum I can't that would be telling...
Naughty spoon! " I am soooooo naughty | |||
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"I read this. I found it kinda interesting! Don’t know whether I’d try though... Isn’t it all to do with pheromones and all that good stuff?! I kind of get it though, I used to go crazy over the way my ex smelt after being at the gym or a hard day at work. Huge turn on, not sure why. "I totally get this - there’s a huge difference between just not being clean vs a guy who has just done a workout. I can only attribute it to pheromones and biology! | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!? "Fanny juice stinks, why would you even | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even"Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious! | |||
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"I read this. I found it kinda interesting! Don’t know whether I’d try though... Isn’t it all to do with pheromones and all that good stuff?! I kind of get it though, I used to go crazy over the way my ex smelt after being at the gym or a hard day at work. Huge turn on, not sure why.
I totally get this - there’s a huge difference between just not being clean vs a guy who has just done a workout. I can only attribute it to pheromones and biology! " | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!"Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with  | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with "At least you said it! | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with "Maybe you need to vet better | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better"Who knows, You might be the same? | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better"If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!! | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
Who knows, You might be the same?"I might be, but never had complaints so I feel fairly safe | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!"Alright smart-arse! | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!"Hahahahahaha! He is right though, what did you even mean by that vet comment? | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!"Who are you calling smart-arse? Cheeky mare!! | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Who are you calling smart-arse?
Cheeky mare!!"Mare? What are you calling me?! | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Hahahahahaha! He is right though, what did you even mean by that vet comment? "To vet someone (something) means to make a careful and critical analysis of it | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Who are you calling smart-arse?
Cheeky mare!!
Mare? What are you calling me?!"Hahaha fight fight | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Thanks for letting me know you little sort
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Hahahahahaha! He is right though, what did you even mean by that vet comment?
To vet someone (something) means to make a careful and critical analysis of it " | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Hahahahahaha! He is right though, what did you even mean by that vet comment?
To vet someone (something) means to make a careful and critical analysis of it "Thank you, I was questioning myself momentarily | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Who are you calling smart-arse?
Cheeky mare!!
Mare? What are you calling me?!
Hahaha fight fight "He’d like that, I hear he likes a good slap | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Who are you calling smart-arse?
Cheeky mare!!
Mare? What are you calling me?!
Hahaha fight fight
He’d like that, I hear he likes a good slap"Oh my Lord!! I'm sorry please don't slap me. Help me Spoon, help me... | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Who are you calling smart-arse?
Cheeky mare!!
Mare? What are you calling me?!
Hahaha fight fight
He’d like that, I hear he likes a good slap
Oh my Lord!! I'm sorry please don't slap me.
Help me Spoon, help me... "Spoon, only you can truly help yourself | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Who are you calling smart-arse?
Cheeky mare!!
Mare? What are you calling me?!
Hahaha fight fight
He’d like that, I hear he likes a good slap
Oh my Lord!! I'm sorry please don't slap me.
Help me Spoon, help me...
Spoon, only you can truly help yourself"Yes your right..I need to.man up and sort this out. Tell me you still love me | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Who are you calling smart-arse?
Cheeky mare!!
Mare? What are you calling me?!
Hahaha fight fight
He’d like that, I hear he likes a good slap
Oh my Lord!! I'm sorry please don't slap me.
Help me Spoon, help me...
Spoon, only you can truly help yourself
Yes your right..I need to.man up and sort this out.
Tell me you still love me "To love, one must love oneself. | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Who are you calling smart-arse?
Cheeky mare!!
Mare? What are you calling me?!
Hahaha fight fight
He’d like that, I hear he likes a good slap
Oh my Lord!! I'm sorry please don't slap me.
Help me Spoon, help me...
Spoon, only you can truly help yourself
Yes your right..I need to.man up and sort this out.
Tell me you still love me
To love, one must love oneself."Is that from Confucious? Man who goes to bed with problem in hand wakes up with solution on chest. To quote one of his better ones. I think were losing the thread here | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Who are you calling smart-arse?
Cheeky mare!!
Mare? What are you calling me?!
Hahaha fight fight
He’d like that, I hear he likes a good slap
Oh my Lord!! I'm sorry please don't slap me.
Help me Spoon, help me...
Spoon, only you can truly help yourself
Yes your right..I need to.man up and sort this out.
Tell me you still love me
To love, one must love oneself.
Is that from Confucious?
Man who goes to bed with problem in hand wakes up with solution on chest. To quote one of his better ones.
I think were losing the thread here
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Who are you calling smart-arse?
Cheeky mare!!
Mare? What are you calling me?!
Hahaha fight fight
He’d like that, I hear he likes a good slap
Oh my Lord!! I'm sorry please don't slap me.
Help me Spoon, help me...
Spoon, only you can truly help yourself
Yes your right..I need to.man up and sort this out.
Tell me you still love me
To love, one must love oneself.
Is that from Confucious?
Man who goes to bed with problem in hand wakes up with solution on chest. To quote one of his better ones.
I think were losing the thread here
I can’t even remember what the thread was about "Hang on, I'll check. Hold onto my feet while I lean out the window. Vagina juice perfume | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Who are you calling smart-arse?
Cheeky mare!!
Mare? What are you calling me?!
Hahaha fight fight
He’d like that, I hear he likes a good slap
Oh my Lord!! I'm sorry please don't slap me.
Help me Spoon, help me...
Spoon, only you can truly help yourself
Yes your right..I need to.man up and sort this out.
Tell me you still love me
To love, one must love oneself.
Is that from Confucious?
Man who goes to bed with problem in hand wakes up with solution on chest. To quote one of his better ones.
I think were losing the thread here
I can’t even remember what the thread was about
Hang on, I'll check. Hold onto my feet while I lean out the window.
Vagina juice perfume
"Ahh yes. I’d rather you just me some Marc Jacobs Daisy personally | |||
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"Thats like a guy using his cum as a lotion or hair gel lol" Something About Mary style! | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Who are you calling smart-arse?
Cheeky mare!!
Mare? What are you calling me?!
Hahaha fight fight
He’d like that, I hear he likes a good slap
Oh my Lord!! I'm sorry please don't slap me.
Help me Spoon, help me...
Spoon, only you can truly help yourself
Yes your right..I need to.man up and sort this out.
Tell me you still love me
To love, one must love oneself.
Is that from Confucious?
Man who goes to bed with problem in hand wakes up with solution on chest. To quote one of his better ones.
I think were losing the thread here
I can’t even remember what the thread was about
Hang on, I'll check. Hold onto my feet while I lean out the window.
Vagina juice perfume
Ahh yes. I’d rather you just me some Marc Jacobs Daisy personally"Of course darling. I'll have to use the vagina juice then...there's so much of it and we don't want to waste it. Why is there so much anyway? | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Who are you calling smart-arse?
Cheeky mare!!
Mare? What are you calling me?!
Hahaha fight fight
He’d like that, I hear he likes a good slap
Oh my Lord!! I'm sorry please don't slap me.
Help me Spoon, help me...
Spoon, only you can truly help yourself
Yes your right..I need to.man up and sort this out.
Tell me you still love me
To love, one must love oneself.
Is that from Confucious?
Man who goes to bed with problem in hand wakes up with solution on chest. To quote one of his better ones.
I think were losing the thread here
I can’t even remember what the thread was about
Hang on, I'll check. Hold onto my feet while I lean out the window.
Vagina juice perfume
Ahh yes. I’d rather you just me some Marc Jacobs Daisy personally
Of course darling. I'll have to use the vagina juice then...there's so much of it and we don't want to waste it.
Why is there so much anyway?"I believe that is down to you! | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Who are you calling smart-arse?
Cheeky mare!!
Mare? What are you calling me?!
Hahaha fight fight
He’d like that, I hear he likes a good slap
Oh my Lord!! I'm sorry please don't slap me.
Help me Spoon, help me...
Spoon, only you can truly help yourself
Yes your right..I need to.man up and sort this out.
Tell me you still love me
To love, one must love oneself.
Is that from Confucious?
Man who goes to bed with problem in hand wakes up with solution on chest. To quote one of his better ones.
I think were losing the thread here
I can’t even remember what the thread was about
Hang on, I'll check. Hold onto my feet while I lean out the window.
Vagina juice perfume
Ahh yes. I’d rather you just me some Marc Jacobs Daisy personally
Of course darling. I'll have to use the vagina juice then...there's so much of it and we don't want to waste it.
Why is there so much anyway?
I believe that is down to you!"Oh really!!? It's you telling me where to rub...your fault!! I'm not complaining though. It's very horny. Can you go on top next time? | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Who are you calling smart-arse?
Cheeky mare!!
Mare? What are you calling me?!
Hahaha fight fight
He’d like that, I hear he likes a good slap
Oh my Lord!! I'm sorry please don't slap me.
Help me Spoon, help me...
Spoon, only you can truly help yourself
Yes your right..I need to.man up and sort this out.
Tell me you still love me
To love, one must love oneself.
Is that from Confucious?
Man who goes to bed with problem in hand wakes up with solution on chest. To quote one of his better ones.
I think were losing the thread here
I can’t even remember what the thread was about
Hang on, I'll check. Hold onto my feet while I lean out the window.
Vagina juice perfume
Ahh yes. I’d rather you just me some Marc Jacobs Daisy personally
Of course darling. I'll have to use the vagina juice then...there's so much of it and we don't want to waste it.
Why is there so much anyway?
I believe that is down to you!
Oh really!!? It's you telling me where to rub...your fault!!
I'm not complaining though. It's very horny.
Can you go on top next time?"Of course, be warned, it gets worse when I’m there | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Who are you calling smart-arse?
Cheeky mare!!
Mare? What are you calling me?!
Hahaha fight fight
He’d like that, I hear he likes a good slap
Oh my Lord!! I'm sorry please don't slap me.
Help me Spoon, help me...
Spoon, only you can truly help yourself
Yes your right..I need to.man up and sort this out.
Tell me you still love me
To love, one must love oneself.
Is that from Confucious?
Man who goes to bed with problem in hand wakes up with solution on chest. To quote one of his better ones.
I think were losing the thread here
I can’t even remember what the thread was about
Hang on, I'll check. Hold onto my feet while I lean out the window.
Vagina juice perfume
Ahh yes. I’d rather you just me some Marc Jacobs Daisy personally
Of course darling. I'll have to use the vagina juice then...there's so much of it and we don't want to waste it.
Why is there so much anyway?
I believe that is down to you!
Oh really!!? It's you telling me where to rub...your fault!!
I'm not complaining though. It's very horny.
Can you go on top next time?
Of course, be warned, it gets worse when I’m there"When you say worse...I love it so it's actually better. I can't wait! Should I bring a towel? | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Who are you calling smart-arse?
Cheeky mare!!
Mare? What are you calling me?!
Hahaha fight fight
He’d like that, I hear he likes a good slap
Oh my Lord!! I'm sorry please don't slap me.
Help me Spoon, help me...
Spoon, only you can truly help yourself
Yes your right..I need to.man up and sort this out.
Tell me you still love me
To love, one must love oneself.
Is that from Confucious?
Man who goes to bed with problem in hand wakes up with solution on chest. To quote one of his better ones.
I think were losing the thread here
I can’t even remember what the thread was about
Hang on, I'll check. Hold onto my feet while I lean out the window.
Vagina juice perfume
Ahh yes. I’d rather you just me some Marc Jacobs Daisy personally
Of course darling. I'll have to use the vagina juice then...there's so much of it and we don't want to waste it.
Why is there so much anyway?
I believe that is down to you!
Oh really!!? It's you telling me where to rub...your fault!!
I'm not complaining though. It's very horny.
Can you go on top next time?
Of course, be warned, it gets worse when I’m there
When you say worse...I love it so it's actually better. I can't wait!
Should I bring a towel?"Maybe a waterproof sheet would be ideal | |||
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"I just heard a story in the papers of a female sexologist who wears her “signature scent” on her neck and in her hair when on a night out and the men “come flocking”!? Has anybody tried this...obviously in the name of science. Another thought, would this work on gay/bi guys if a man dabbed a bit of baby batter behind the ears!?
Fanny juice stinks, why would you even
Not that bad is it? Now I feel self conscious!
Hmm not all but majority, must be the women I’ve been with
Maybe you need to vet better
If he's at the vet he's sniffing the wrong fannies by a country mile!!!
Alright smart-arse!
Who are you calling smart-arse?
Cheeky mare!!
Mare? What are you calling me?!
Hahaha fight fight
He’d like that, I hear he likes a good slap
Oh my Lord!! I'm sorry please don't slap me.
Help me Spoon, help me...
Spoon, only you can truly help yourself
Yes your right..I need to.man up and sort this out.
Tell me you still love me
To love, one must love oneself.
Is that from Confucious?
Man who goes to bed with problem in hand wakes up with solution on chest. To quote one of his better ones.
I think were losing the thread here
I can’t even remember what the thread was about
Hang on, I'll check. Hold onto my feet while I lean out the window.
Vagina juice perfume
Ahh yes. I’d rather you just me some Marc Jacobs Daisy personally
Of course darling. I'll have to use the vagina juice then...there's so much of it and we don't want to waste it.
Why is there so much anyway?
I believe that is down to you!
Oh really!!? It's you telling me where to rub...your fault!!
I'm not complaining though. It's very horny.
Can you go on top next time?
Of course, be warned, it gets worse when I’m there
When you say worse...I love it so it's actually better. I can't wait!
Should I bring a towel?
Maybe a waterproof sheet would be ideal"Oh my God!!! We've only just got back from the builders yard, and you tell me this!! I'll check and see what's in the shed. Or we could just do it outside? | |||
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