FabSwingers.com forum: Let’s turn the tables around for the guys, does Fanny size matter?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Discuss, please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Following this one

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Fanny is a fanny. What's important is the person it's attached to

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Of course not, it's how you use it that matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's always women banging on about the size of fannies.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Absolutely! No good throwing a sausage down the Tyne Tùnnel is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's always women banging on about the size of fannies."

U ok hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discuss, please?

Good question. Depends on the man.. I'm going to say yes.

I mean I don't want to be swinging my dong around in a bucket

but if I like the lady I'd still want to get in it. Whether it be may tongue fist head or whatever.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm not fussed about size as long as it gives me cervix with a smile.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I have found that by attaching a bit of four by two to my rump, I have negated the danger of falling in and thus I no longer care how cavernous a woman’s nether regions are...

I have shaved my nether regions negating the potential of friction fires with those of a tighter persuasion

Safety first

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

"I'm not fussed about size as long as it gives me cervix with a smile. "

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Absolutely! No good throwing a sausage down the Tyne Tùnnel is it?

Or waving a cigar around the Albert Hall

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not fussed about size as long as it gives me cervix with a smile. "

Classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's always women banging on about the size of fannies.

U ok hun?"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

"I'm not fussed about size as long as it gives me cervix with a smile. "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

I don't mind your cavernous fanny OP so don't worry too much.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Didn't know that there were so many trains gaurds on here. " Mind the Gap! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny size don’t matter, every fanny are different, they has to be clean though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't mind your cavernous fanny OP so don't worry too much. "

Watch your boots disappear...

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland

Iv never seen a “real” one so I dunno, but I doubt one that resembles a vilida bucket would be ok....

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"Fanny size don’t matter, every fanny are different, they has to be clean though

Yes they MUST be clean. Very important that. Good spot.

Also I like to place my ear next to a fanny and hear the sea, also very important.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone who's nickname is bucket cunt, I kid you not.

I wish I could see it.

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By *houldibedoingthis!Man
over a year ago

london

Does it echo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny size don’t matter, every fanny are different, they has to be clean though

Yes they MUST be clean. Very important that. Good spot.

Also I like to place my ear next to a fanny and hear the sea, also very important."

Gives whole new meaning to ear muffs!!! HAHA EAR MUFFS

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Discuss, please?

Personal choice ,,,,, I adore a large one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recline chair, stock up on booze/nibbles, and watch this thread with an inquisitive mind me thinks

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I like one that's quite stretchy, I like the kind of one that I can snuggle down in at night and use the flaps to cover my ears....I find it comforting....

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I once read a profanisaurus entry in Viz that said "It was like sticking my cock out of the window and shagging the night" so I guess it does matter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some of the answers

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Do we measure circumference OP? ....or depth ......what qualifies as a big fadge? Asking for my mate !!!...

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By *orenzoVonMatterhornMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

If my head is between your legs and I can't hear an echo while I'm moaning then I'm not interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once read a profanisaurus entry in Viz that said "It was like sticking my cock out of the window and shagging the night" so I guess it does matter

Shagging the night haha

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I also like to hear a fanny call back my name when I whisper into it.

I am not keen on the ones that have tacky presents wrapped up in left over Christmas paper inside, where you have to root around in sawdust to find something good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't matter a bit to me. I just get my angle right and go deeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we measure circumference OP? ....or depth ......what qualifies as a big fadge? Asking for my mate !!!...

Tell your mate it's just by how much fly tipping I can get rid of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its like putting my cock in a washing machine with some girls at least it came out brilliant white

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

If I can't get my head in,I'm not interested ,sorry ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do we measure circumference OP? ....or depth ......what qualifies as a big fadge? Asking for my mate !!!...

Tell your ‘mate’ to ask MsMarple, she knows everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's always women banging on about the size of fannies.

U ok hun?"

I'm peachy.

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

I have yet to meet one I adore.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Do we measure circumference OP? ....or depth ......what qualifies as a big fadge? Asking for my mate !!!...

Tell your ‘mate’ to ask MsMarple, she knows everything!

Ooooooo clever mare!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once read a profanisaurus entry in Viz that said "It was like sticking my cock out of the window and shagging the night" so I guess it does matter

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

I'm not a man and fanny size doesn't bother me as long as I can put my tongue down there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If my head is between your legs and I can't hear an echo while I'm moaning then I'm not interested

Beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on size of fanny and size of cock I would guess

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

"If I can't get my head in,I'm not interested ,sorry ladies

See OP! Real thing

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

Someone told me once that he was with a woman where he could not feel the walls of it. So guess there can be some extreme situations...

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"If I can't get my head in,I'm not interested ,sorry ladies

See OP! Real thing

You wouldn't believe the amount of women I've rejected because of this basic requirement

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

"Depends on size of fanny and size of cock I would guess"

As well as the presence or absence of lube.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

If when sat on my face, the labia forms a hermetic seal over my mouth, cheekbones and nose, which then means I can survive in a fanny environment (a little like the Eden project) then it’s a

from me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

"If I can't get my head in,I'm not interested ,sorry ladies

See OP! Real thing

You wouldn't believe the amount of women I've rejected because of this basic requirement

I get it. You wouldn't believe the amount of porn out there featuring it.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

If I can reverse a Ford pickup in there without clipping the wing mirrors on the way in, then it may be a tad too loose for my tastes.

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

"Its like putting my cock in a washing machine with some girls at least it came out brilliant white"

No chance of that with me.

Sorry, I had to comment.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

The prize for the thread that made me laugh the most this afters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I can't get my head in,I'm not interested ,sorry ladies

See OP! Real thing

You wouldn't believe the amount of women I've rejected because of this basic requirement

I get it. You wouldn't believe the amount of porn out there featuring it.

I really wish you wouldn’t share your home videos with me on WhatsApp.

You’ve killed all the mystery for me

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

"I know someone who's nickname is bucket cunt, I kid you not.

I wish I could see it. "

Don't worry, I am sure it shrinks back like any other. It must be irony.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

A fanny that blusters like Windsor Davies as I am poking Philip in is also fun, it’s like it’s having a conversation with you. “Right lovely boys, let’s have a look”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B is really tight because we think she has never given birth!

It makes a huge difference lol

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"B is really tight because we think she has never given birth!

It makes a huge difference lol"

Are you not sure if she's ever given birth then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer it not to be a bucket

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Does any of it really matter? We are all people with different bodies and tastes.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Seems to be a lot of bucket/caverns measureless to man hate in here. I’m out

Out

Out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why u think guys like anal

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Personally I'd be more surprised that somebody wanted to fuck me than worry about fanny size.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its like putting my cock in a washing machine with some girls at least it came out brilliant white

No chance of that with me.

Sorry, I had to comment.

Wich bit the cock coming out cleaner or the size of a washing maching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why u think guys like anal

Sorry that our bucket fannies balloon when aroused. If rectums did that, you would be trying to fuck an ear!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why u think guys like anal

Sorry that our bucket fannies balloon when aroused. If rectums did that, you would be trying to fuck an ear!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why u think guys like anal

Sorry that our bucket fannies balloon when aroused. If rectums did that, you would be trying to fuck an ear!! "
oooooo now theres an idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why u think guys like anal

It’s so us women can feel a little prick

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I like a set of lips to be long on a fanny and I like that Fanny to be deeper than a student debate. I want those lips to fall either side of my nose and make the noise of a deflating balloon when I breathe out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a set of lips to be long on a fanny and I like that Fanny to be deeper than a student debate. I want those lips to fall either side of my nose and make the noise of a deflating balloon when I breathe out "

Mine would be perfect then!!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Mine would be perfect then!!

Damn you for hiding your profile. Grr and heavens to murgatroyd

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

"I have yet to meet one I adore. "

Typing too fast... I adore them all.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Mine would be perfect then!!

Damn you for hiding your profile. Grr and heavens to murgatroyd "

My thoughts exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Picturing Mines of Moria scene in Lord of the Rings*

GANDALF - "You shall not PASS!".

On a serious note, I dont think I've EVER experienced a fanny that didnt feel nice on the inside. I'm no monstercocked Bigfoot, but I've always felt the sides and they always feel good.

Like a few have said before me.. it's the eyes, mouth and brain it's attached to that makes the most difference in feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Picturing Mines of Moria scene in Lord of the Rings*

GANDALF - "You shall not PASS!".

On a serious note, I dont think I've EVER experienced a fanny that didnt feel nice on the inside. I'm no monstercocked Bigfoot, but I've always felt the sides and they always feel good.

Like a few have said before me.. it's the eyes, mouth and brain it's attached to that makes the most difference in feeling. "

its fun to wind em up tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be perfect then!!

Damn you for hiding your profile. Grr and heavens to murgatroyd "

Us Plymouth birds eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Beautiful

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

A guy once told me any size was fine as long as he didn't need ski's on so he didn't fall in was fine. Strangely that visual situation has stuck in my mind for years.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I’m only interested in gashes that can take both my fists

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Mine would be perfect then!!

Damn you for hiding your profile. Grr and heavens to murgatroyd

Us Plymouth birds eh? "

Your lips raise in me a moment of introspection such that I cannot help but burst into a soliloquy of their splendour. How like the pitta they are spread and thus, like the Janners favourite dish, the kebab I am entranced, come sit on my face and I will play you like a kazoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never had a problem with big pussy lol

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

"Its like putting my cock in a washing machine with some girls at least it came out brilliant white

No chance of that with me.

Sorry, I had to comment.

Wich bit the cock coming out cleaner or the size of a washing maching

Coming out white.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as I don't lose my watch when fingering I'm not that bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be perfect then!!

Damn you for hiding your profile. Grr and heavens to murgatroyd

Us Plymouth birds eh?

We love an Ali Babas with spicy spuds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these answers have really made me laugh out loud

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Mine would be perfect then!!

Damn you for hiding your profile. Grr and heavens to murgatroyd

Us Plymouth birds eh?

We love an Ali Babas with spicy spuds. "

You can spice my spuds with your Janner lady snot any time (to the casual observer that may appear uncouth but this is actually the mating call of the Janners. Don’t judge)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm err pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be perfect then!!

Damn you for hiding your profile. Grr and heavens to murgatroyd

Us Plymouth birds eh?

We love an Ali Babas with spicy spuds.

You can spice my spuds with your Janner lady snot any time (to the casual observer that may appear uncouth but this is actually the mating call of the Janners. Don’t judge)"

I’m a bit more refined these days now I live in London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depth? Dangly lip length? Width?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

If there's an echo and I need a miner's lamp ... I'll pass

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Do we measure circumference OP?"

Sir Cum For Us? As long as it cums-for-me I'm happy.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Oh where can I find that most glorious of delights? The lips that swing free and could double as a swing ball for borrowers? The echo chamber of my ardour whose queefing and squelching serves as applause for my efforts. Where will I find that Izzy Wizzy that beckons me with lips parted and says “you think that’s big? Are you in for a surprise”, one which allows me to do a three point turn with my member....

.... the search, as always, continues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I also like to hear a fanny call back my name when I whisper into it.

I am not keen on the ones that have tacky presents wrapped up in left over Christmas paper inside, where you have to root around in sawdust to find something good. "

LOL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If theres a strong smell of "Guano" at the entrance.. sure sign there's a bat infestation

Call Council.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If theres a strong smell of "Guano" at the entrance.. sure sign there's a bat infestation

Call Council."

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Discuss, please?

Omg!

can’t wait to see the replies on this subject

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Discuss, please?

Omg!

can’t wait to see the replies on this subject

There’s some good ones, DC!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discuss, please?

"
dont think it does too much. As long as the woman is having fun and climaxing then thats the biggest turn on .

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

London

Yes some are so loose you can walk into

joking off course

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

...and some are so big you need to leave breadcrumbs to find your way out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, there's always the backdoor if required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like them big.

Like a hippos yawn.

My beautiful penis needs space to show his full wizardry when deployed underground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the state of the owner

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Mines a perfect snug vessel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on the state of the owner "

This

I have heard that Alaska girls have very small cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that baggy you have to clip em back with a clothes peg

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"Discuss, please?

Now this could be a interesting sausage party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we measure circumference OP? ....or depth ......what qualifies as a big fadge? Asking for my mate !!!...

You measure with a Sky Remote

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Depends on the state of the owner "

This is true...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like them big.

Like a hippos yawn.

My beautiful penis needs space to show his full wizardry when deployed underground.

Always a way with words, Sam!

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

I have it on good authority that Melania Trump has the biggest c**t on the planet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like them big.

Like a hippos yawn.

My beautiful penis needs space to show his full wizardry when deployed underground.

Like a Hippos yawn? OMG!

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By *mooth tongue 4uMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Discuss, please?

I like them large

Like a “wizards sleeve”

And wetter than an “otters pocket”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like them big.

Like a hippos yawn.

My beautiful penis needs space to show his full wizardry when deployed underground.

Like a Hippos yawn? OMG!

A modern day Shakespeare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely! No good throwing a sausage down the Tyne Tùnnel is it?

To play Devil's advocate though, I can't imagine that repeatedly ramming Vale House into the Tyne Tunnel would do much good either mind...

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Many moons ago with a lager lady who had a fanny like a welly top when going in she said have you took precautions? Oh yes I said I have tied a label to my boots with my name and address written on.

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Further more when giving oral I said its a bit big isnt it isnt it isnt it isn isn..... { for the numptys its an echo ]

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

This thread reminded me of the old schoolboy assumption that aroused women get a "wide on"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Many moons ago with a lager lady who had a fanny like a welly top when going in she said have you took precautions? Oh yes I said I have tied a label to my boots with my name and address written on."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I draw the line at the fanny having an echo when you hmmmmmm into it

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By *eachPreacherMan
over a year ago

Canterbury/London

Not really, I do like ones with longer labia though for some reason. More to lick and play with I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once read a profanisaurus entry in Viz that said "It was like sticking my cock out of the window and shagging the night" so I guess it does matter

I love that line

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Not fussed on size but must smell nice nothing worse than a smelly fanny you can’t get rid of the smell of your fingers for days unless you use bleach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the size of the fanny it's attached to

Isn't that how the answer is supposed to go?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Depends on the size of the fanny it's attached to

Isn't that how the answer is supposed to go?"

best reply yet well done

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

Hmmmm. Are men actually going to refuse a fanny on grounds of size? I doubt it.

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