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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Every squirrel is on a dare, if you look around you will see his mates up a tree egging him on, little rascals.

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland

"Every squirrel is on a dare, if you look around you will see his mates up a tree egging him on, little rascals. "

It’s Like a night out with the lads...

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Are you a squirrel, Mr Impala? Are your threads just dares?!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Every squirrel is on a dare, if you look around you will see his mates up a tree egging him on, little rascals.

It’s Like a night out with the lads...

One took my wig once.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a squirrel, Mr Impala? Are your threads just dares?!

Mrs TMN x "

Abort thread, we have been rumbled lads.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Are you a squirrel, Mr Impala? Are your threads just dares?!

Mrs TMN x

Abort thread, we have been rumbled lads."

Flash of red tails as they all run off... Or is that just your arse?

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland

"Every squirrel is on a dare, if you look around you will see his mates up a tree egging him on, little rascals.

It’s Like a night out with the lads...

One took my wig once."

Bet you looked great in a wig, what colour?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

they are clever..never underestimate a squirrel

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

They are cheery, cheeky chappies in my garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they always look like they're dodging landmines when they run

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

They sit on the neighbours fence here, just the other side of mine

They twitch their bushy little tails, taunting my stupid dog who only realises she can't climb fences when she's halfway up!

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

They do keep stealing my strawberries though, the blighters!!

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland

Question is was it the rare RED british squirrel or the invasive GREY foreign squirrel that kills our little red ones????

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Vermin! They strip my Hazelnut trees bare the bastards. And did you know? They lose 95% of the nuts they bury.

Cull them now.

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

I've been training an attack squirrel since a flock of gulls took up residence and keep going for me when i go to the shop. Started off with a pigeon but kept trying to stare at its own reflection in the pavement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once read a book titled "I found a baby squirrel what do I do "

I still wouldn't know.

It was a shit book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every squirrel is on a dare, if you look around you will see his mates up a tree egging him on, little rascals.

It’s Like a night out with the lads...

One took my wigwam once."
squirrels need homes too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Every squirrel is on a dare, if you look around you will see his mates up a tree egging him on, little rascals.

It’s Like a night out with the lads...

One took my wig once.

Bet you looked great in a wig, what colour? "

Arizona sunset.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good squirrels everyone.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I got jumped by a squirrel once!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a squirrel, Mr Impala? Are your threads just dares?!

Mrs TMN x

Abort thread, we have been rumbled lads.

Flash of red tails as they all run off... Or is that just your arse? "

That was my ginger wig.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got jumped by a squirrel once! "

Happens.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Are you a squirrel, Mr Impala? Are your threads just dares?!

Mrs TMN x

Abort thread, we have been rumbled lads.

Flash of red tails as they all run off... Or is that just your arse?

That was my ginger wig."

Not your ginger merkin?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I got jumped by a squirrel once!

Happens."

Yeah, they worked as a pair. One distracted me, while the other ran though my legs then doubled back and climbed up the back of my leg. It really made me jump.

They are sneaky!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got jumped by a squirrel once!

Happens.

Yeah, they worked as a pair. One distracted me, while the other ran though my legs then doubled back and climbed up the back of my leg. It really made me jump.

They are sneaky! "

Let me guess, he went for your nuts ?!

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By *hechapMan
over a year ago

Derry

They are vermin just like rats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are vermin just like rats."

Nah

We’re the vermin, they just eat and fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tree rats ( grey ones) not our lovely native red heads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hit one with my car once and was really sad, then I remembered it was a company vehicle

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"I got jumped by a squirrel once!

Happens.

Yeah, they worked as a pair. One distracted me, while the other ran though my legs then doubled back and climbed up the back of my leg. It really made me jump.

They are sneaky!

Let me guess, he went for your nuts ?!"

No! I wasn’t setting it up for a punchline.

My nuts were safe.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Bloody grey squirrels, coming over and stealing our nuts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got jumped by a squirrel once!

Happens.

Yeah, they worked as a pair. One distracted me, while the other ran though my legs then doubled back and climbed up the back of my leg. It really made me jump.

They are sneaky!

Let me guess, he went for your nuts ?!

No! I wasn’t setting it up for a punchline.

My nuts were safe. "

They must be slacking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't have squirrels back home but we do have chipmunks and they're just as cheeky. If any of the cats loses a collar we always reckon they've sold it for far less than it's worth to a dodgy chipmunk. You see them all the time on street corners, flipping a coin with a matchstick in their mouths offering tourists "locally made jewellery". Squirrels sound equally devious.

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