FabSwingers.com forum: All aboard the fab lounge tour bus

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im driving the seat on my lap is reserved but please find a seat and enjoy your ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im driving the seat on my lap is reserved but please find a seat and enjoy your ride

Thanks. I’ll sit on your face then. Sally won’t mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna sit up the back with the naughty boys and girls.

I'm gonna hide in a corner and snog Retweet and laugh at his discomfort when he has to get off the bus with a hard on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im driving the seat on my lap is reserved but please find a seat and enjoy your ride

Thanks. I’ll sit on your face then. Sally won’t mind.

Eeeeerm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Ghengis jumps out into the middle of road as you pass through Worcestershire... chambers up to the roof and TeenWolfs it to next destination.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Pick us up B, we'll take the back seat if that's OK?

Jo.Xx

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm at the back with Rubi

Who else is joining us for a snog off?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’ll be the quiet one in the middle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*Ghengis jumps out into the middle of road as you pass through Worcestershire... chambers up to the roof and TeenWolfs it to next destination. "
il respont with some surfin usa on the wireless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pick us up B, we'll take the back seat if that's OK?

Jo.Xx "
done deal have fun peeps

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I’ll be the quiet one in the middle

I'll sit next to the quiet one to make small talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i sit at the back too please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im driving the seat on my lap is reserved but please find a seat and enjoy your ride

Thanks. I’ll sit on your face then. Sally won’t mind.

Eeeeerm "
for confirmation purposes thats a no

as i dont want you sitting there also it would void my insurance as i cannot see the road sorry go find a seat your now barred from crossing the red line

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Pick us up B, we'll take the back seat if that's OK?

Jo.Xx done deal have fun peeps"

Nice one.

We have a bag of treats to for those on the back seat.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Ghengis jumps out into the middle of road as you pass through Worcestershire... chambers up to the roof and TeenWolfs it to next destination. il respont with some surfin usa on the wireless"

Sweet

*Ghengis smiles the flappy dog with head out the car window smile*

Cowabunga

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Is there a toilet on the bus?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a toilet on the bus? "
back window

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Is there a toilet on the bus? "

There is? Oh.....I didn’t realise and opted to relieve myself on the back seat.....

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Is there a toilet on the bus? back window

Fine by me, done worse, I am up for a magical mystery tour of fabland

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Is there a toilet on the bus? "

May I sit on your lap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a space for my big ass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a space for my big ass?"
we have a trailer for pets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a space for my big ass?we have a trailer for pets

My pussy will feel like home then

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Is there a toilet on the bus?

May I sit on your lap.

Always room for a little one on my lap and we want to make sure there are enough seats free for everyone else so climb aboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a space for my big ass?we have a trailer for pets

My pussy will feel like home then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm at the back with Rubi

Who else is joining us for a snog off? "

We shall rename the back seat the snogging seat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a toilet on the bus?

There is? Oh.....I didn’t realise and opted to relieve myself on the back seat..... "

Don't shit on the snogging seat!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for one more?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a toilet on the bus?

There is? Oh.....I didn’t realise and opted to relieve myself on the back seat.....

Don't shit on the snogging seat!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Room for one more?

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its a 175 seater so yep

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Im driving the seat on my lap is reserved but please find a seat and enjoy your ride

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where we going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for another ass in my trailer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before I get on, I want to know where we are going as I’m hungry

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Room for another ass in my trailer

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By *ay4realstr8TV/TS
over a year ago

hoyland

Can we play holly Johnson ? LOVE TRAIN

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Before I get on, I want to know where we are going as I’m hungry

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A farm I think

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

I'm gonna sit awkwardly touching myself.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna sit awkwardly touching myself.....

Wanker

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

[Removed by poster at 30/08/19 11:26:01]

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I'm gonna sit awkwardly touching myself.....

Wanker

bus wanker actually thank you very much Jess.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna sit awkwardly touching myself.....

Wanker

bus wanker actually thank you very much Jess.....

Yes i realised that I wanted to add it but it was too late

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’ll be the quiet one in the middle

I'll sit next to the quiet one to make small talk

Ooh, shuffles up, small talk is always welcome

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good news all: I’ve brought some Pot Noodles with me for us to tuck into

Has anyone brought a kettle per chance?

Also, are there any plug sockets onboard?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Good news all: I’ve brought some Pot Noodles with me for us to tuck into

Has anyone brought a kettle per chance?

Also, are there any plug sockets onboard?

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kettle is my handbag

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"I'm gonna sit awkwardly touching myself.....

Wanker

bus wanker actually thank you very much Jess.....

Yes i realised that I wanted to add it but it was too late

nobody like an early comer....or a smart arse apparently.....Next stop please driver....

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Good news all: I’ve brought some Pot Noodles with me for us to tuck into

Has anyone brought a kettle per chance?

Also, are there any plug sockets onboard?

kettle is my handbag

Ive packed the camping stove

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Good news all: I’ve brought some Pot Noodles with me for us to tuck into

Has anyone brought a kettle per chance?

Also, are there any plug sockets onboard?

kettle is my handbag

That’s the spirit

A scenic bus trip and fine dining is now assured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il sit in the middle and observe

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Current pick up for me is Nottingham please

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

* gets on the bus and taps the microphone*

Are we all ready for a tour guide and introductions as passengers hop on and off at various stages. I’ll point out places of interest along the way....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"* gets on the bus and taps the microphone*

Are we all ready for a tour guide and introductions as passengers hop on and off at various stages. I’ll point out places of interest along the way...."
good thinking

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Wooo hooo! I am going sneak on

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Can I sit on the front row next to the teacher, the other kids bully me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I sit on the front row next to the teacher, the other kids bully me. "
as long as you dont pester the driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Near the front for me, I get travel sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there air con on your bus?

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

Can I wear my cape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the ticket master

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I wear my cape

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thats the law now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there air con on your bus? "

If there isn't.. it's nice and breezy on the roof where I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there air con on your bus?

If there isn't.. it's nice and breezy on the roof where I am."

I will join you then if that’s ok

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

"Can I wear my cape

thats the law now"

Good law

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Have we passed any points of interest yet, I wasn't paying attention, someone was sat on my lap!

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By *airyChestedDaveMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm at the back with Rubi

Who else is joining us for a snog off? "

Can I have a snog please

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Have we passed any points of interest yet, I wasn't paying attention, someone was sat on my lap! "

Are we there yet..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants Gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get off? "

I'll get you off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get off?

I'll get you off. "

Ayyyyyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get off?

I'll get you off. "
Double get off for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Aaaaaaall aboard

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Is it bedtime yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna sit awkwardly touching myself.....

Wanker

bus wanker actually thank you very much Jess.....

Yes i realised that I wanted to add it but it was too late

nobody like an early comer....or a smart arse apparently.....Next stop please driver....

Have you stopped wanking yet? You must have massive blisters now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take a seat if there’s any space left

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"Who wants Gin

I do..

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Who wants Gin

I do.."

Me too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok 3 day stop is over whos next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok 3 day stop is over whos next"

Can you collect me off my yacht

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

"Ok 3 day stop is over whos next

Can you collect me off my yacht

posh fucker.....

Can someone let me out of the frigging toilet.....I've been locked in by some funny bastard......

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"* gets on the bus and taps the microphone*

Are we all ready for a tour guide and introductions as passengers hop on and off at various stages. I’ll point out places of interest along the way...."

Out of curiosity are you are qualified tour guide..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok 3 day stop is over whos next

Can you collect me off my yacht

posh fucker.....

Can someone let me out of the frigging toilet.....I've been locked in by some funny bastard......

It’s only a blow up one, it’s all I could afford

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok 3 day stop is over whos next

Can you collect me off my yacht

posh fucker.....

Can someone let me out of the frigging toilet.....I've been locked in by some funny bastard......

It’s only a blow up one, it’s all I could afford

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wont be the first girl to blow on here

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Ok 3 day stop is over whos next

Can you collect me off my yacht

posh fucker.....

Can someone let me out of the frigging toilet.....I've been locked in by some funny bastard......

It’s only a blow up one, it’s all I could afford

wont be the first girl to blow on here

I thought it was suck? Damn, been doing it wrong all this time x

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By *izzymonkeyMan
over a year ago

Hiding In A Bush

It’s only a blow up one, it’s all I could afford

.....still a posh southerner Cheeky....I only got given a matchstick box one....

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